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A Few Weeks ago I Made some Nail Art again🤲

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Just another Sketch I recently did 🤲

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Loki season 2 is fantastic!!

Just watched the second Episode.

And it was gay and Lokius and yada yada... Very interesting Things and I fangirled the while time, but more important-

Casey got a Boyfriend/ Crush!!! And I Love it!

I mean it was so cute when Casey and O.B. meat!! Casey is Just a fanboy!

So I Ship them and I Hope I'm Not the only one seeing the Potential!

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The Moment when you watch heteronormative Shit on YouTube shorts and your First reaction is: "I'm Voldemort, I cannot Love!!" 😂

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I really got Something for this gay relationships, when the cute-angel Guy is oblivious and the badass-strong Boy is completely in Love... Here a few examples:

Karmagisa

Ineffable husbands

Stede/Edward

Bagginshield

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You know I Always thought that Crowley Fell First But also Harder.

But after the second season we know that Aziraphale Fell First But Crowley fell actually Harder!

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I have Seen in a few fanfics that Takerus pet Name for Aguni is "Tiger" and don't get me wrong I Like this pet Name but why it isn't Like "little Dragon" (it Just came in my mind because someone once Said that He May is the Jabberwocky and yes I know He is the March Hare) or "Hare".

Because: If I got two Nickels for every "villian" - right Hand man whos, petname is "Tiger" I got two Nickels, which isn't much But it's weird that it happened twice, right?

Also: If I got two Nickels for every man who Shot His "best friend" and is now halucinating him (which is tooootally Not the gayest Shit i've ever Seen), I got two Nickels which isn't much But it's weird it happened twice, right?

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OK so I Just got this in my mind and thought it fits... So I Made a quote Out of it 🤲

Billy: Can you handle my Daddy issues, my prone to pain and my praise Kink?

Steve: Yes I can (thinking in a sexually way)

Billy: then you are my Boyfriend now.

Later

Steve: Oh... So you meant it really-...

Steve: come 'ere Sweetheart, you doing so good. Your father is gone now and can't Hurt you anymore so no need for beating yourself Up (hugs him and doing This warm-puppy-eyes-thing)

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Don't get me wrong, I Love the Idea of a fix it ending from season 2, but it's a Bit annoying that there are almost No other fanfictions about good omens 2.

I mean No dance fanfics?

No Crowley being Jealous about the "naked man friend" fanfics?

No Mash Up fanfics between past and now Characters?

No fanfictions about them get drunk and Talk nonsense?

I mean almost None. 27 Pages of fanfics and I May found 10 good fanfiction which aren't about a fix-it ending!

And yeah, I will someday read the Most of them, but for now it Just reminds me of what could have happened but it didn't and it Hurts 🥺

So does anyone of you know some fanfictions besides fix-it?

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I'm Back on Tumblr, after a month 👍

My reasons we're literally: I know I can't watch good omens season 2 when it's released so until I can watch it I won't Go on Tumblr, 'cause I don't want to get spoilered.

And holy Shit it was the right decision!

First of all this season was so good and gay and fan-servicing, I mean: WTF!!! THANK YOU NEIL GAIMAN FOR THIS!

The Idea of Aziraphale and Crowley to playing Wingmans for a couple of cute lesbians is beautiful 🤌

Aziraphale and Crowley Love each other so much, I mean the Looks, the married couple vibes, the flirting, the careness, the touches, the Dancing how can it be that even Gabriel/Beelzebub have a Happy end and Crowley and Aziraphale DON'T!!

I mean it's kinda comprehensible why Aziraphale decided to Go Back to heaven. After all we all knew it.

He Loved Crowley but at the same time He Loved heaven and would Like to Go Back there.

Aziraphale and Crowley are Just two Boys, abused in their menage.

But Crowley Had been left behind so He Saw the abusement and refuses it. But Aziraphale is dependent to heaven. He Always got enough excuses to want to Go Back and make everything right.

Like a Kid who gotten Hit by His mother and then she bought them an ice for excuse and is very prudence with them all the way 'till the next Hit. The Kid know it's Bad but they want their mother and stay and make excuses and say it's Not that Bad and when they are an adult they have their own Family and don't want to do it the Same way.

As i Said we already knew that Aziraphale Had this. We saw His struggles in the First season. So we were prepared for Aziraphale to forgive heaven all the time.

Also I Believe that Aziraphale May know in His occiput, that metatron was the only Thing standing between him and being vanished of the book of Life. I mean when a mighty Person Standing between me and my end of existence I would say yes to everything they ask me, Just to be Sure that I will live.

I mean metatron don't need to officially speak Out a threat. We have Seen it with the demons and Angels before. And Aziraphale was uncomfortable to be alone with metatron in the First place.

He is Like a old Mafia Boss, smiling peacefully at you while Holding a gun right to your ribs. You wouldn't do anything that could kill, disembodies you or vanish your existence. It's Just a sane reaction.

Also we have Seen how He regrets His decision. I mean we saw the way He looked at metatron when He telled Aziraphale about "the second". He looked frightend, anxious, regretful...

And yes I know all of this and Think it's comprehensible but I still wanna Grab Aziraphale by His shoulders and shaking him 10 minutes to Sense and then get them all therapy!!!

Oh and I have a new tag: #prayforahappyendingforgays🙏🏳️‍🌈

Yes it's Long but I need to have people using this tag, Just for a Happy ending for our Gays 😭

And also... I Heared that Neil Gaiman needs the Fans Support for a third season.

And I know what you are doing Mr Gaiman. Manipulating Fans by having this much of fanservice in one season and then let it end with a Bad and sad ending were the Most Loved couple Breaks apart and than asking for Support to have a new season to make a (hopefully) Happy ever After for them!

And it works!!! I mean No one who have a Bit empathy for Crowley or who is at heart, just a little bit of a good person would let this be the end of our ineffable husbands!

I mean I sat in Front of my (unfortunalety faltering) Television and screamed and cried about this ending, begging for a miracle (one more miracle, Sherlock...) For Not lettin' my ship sinking in a storm, pulled down by the Kraken himself 😭

🙏🏳️‍🌈 I beg you make a third very gay-happy-ending season with our all favourite ineffable husbands finally gettin' really married by god themself, 'cause even they can't See all of this without forcing them to finally come around together!!!

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So I Had the Idea that I could make Film Reviews.

And Here is the First Reviews: Dungeons and Dragons - Honor among thieves

It's a 7/10 I would say.

The music was nice, the Characters are Well written and the fotage is amazing.

The Story is good but nothing really new.

I Like the fact that Edgin and Holga don't come together. That would have been a absolute annoying clichés, but that they are Just best Friends who raise a child together. And that is nice to See.

Also I like that Edgin can't really fight so He is Just there for good looking and planning Plans that Go wrong so He can plan new Plans.

The Humor of the movie is nice to have, even when there are a lot of Comedy-Action movies, so it's nothing new.

All in all, it's Worth to Look when you Like such Comedy-Action movies with diversity and without role distribution.

It's No masterpiece where you Go Out of the movie thinking about the complexe or extraordinary Story, but it's nice for a friday night to watch with your Family, while eating Pizza.

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I Just watched the Dungeons and dragons movie and this Scene remembered me of Geralt and Jaskier. So here is a quote of it 🤲

Jaskier: where do you think did this griff goes?

Geralt: Griffs usually lives by Mountains or in the Woods.

Barhander: some soup for you and your boyfriend?

Jaskier: what? No He is Not my Boyfriend.

Geralt: Me with that? With those lips? That's so gross.

Jaskier: Just the Drinks.

Geralt: so we Take this Road down to this cliffs. Come on, let's Go.

Jaskier: alright. *To barhander* thanks, pal.

Jaskier: what is wrong with my lips?

Geralt: they're too big for your face.

Jaskier: what? A lot of people Like my lips.

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Now I present to you some of my favourite movies. I can See them all over again, sometimes two days behind each other and they'll never get boring.

Or in short: These are masterpieces ✨

1. Knives Out and Knives Out - Glass onion

Both movies are fantastic. The actors are super talented, the fotage is amazing, the Feelings are relatable, the music is exciting and the Plots are goosebump-haunting!

I have watched These movies so often I can say Most of the Dialogs Out of my memories and still I never get bored by them. Never get less excited by the Story or the music.

2. Murder on the Orient-Express

Another Detective Story. Yeah I really Like These 😅

Another masterpiece of music, passion-emotions and finesse of the actors. The whole Plot Point is so emotionally and I guess I will Always tear Up when it comes to this, even when it is Just the music kickin' in.

3. An Inspector calls

This is a movie I Had never heared about. But I Saw there is a book of it, when I Googled the movie.

I Love the Story. The critic for society. The mysterious Inspector No one ever heared about. The tragedy of this Young Girl, her Life, telled by a calm and strong voice. Totally amazing!

4. Richard says goodbye

I Just watched this movie again today, which is why I do this little list Here.

And holy Shit it is such an underrestimated movie from Johnny Depp. A more serious role of him but still inhabit His charisma.

The music underlie the Story perfectly. Shows every emotion of the Characters. And These are a lot of emotions. Sadness, bargaining, Anger, passion, Love, Lust, liveliness, Lifelust, desperation, Fun, fear, acceptance- I could Go on with this forever.

Such a tragedy and It gives the First hour watching a thirst to live before it makes you sad and you Just wanna hug the Most Loved people in your Life.

A fucking masterpiece and funny while it shows this super serious topic in a new View.

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Batjokes married couple fight:

Joker: What we're you thinking!?

Joker: have you even been thinking?

Batsy: Jaybird-

Joker: You could have died!

Batsy: so?

Joker: So?!! Remember that i'm the only one who is allowed to kill you! If I don't kill you then you are Not allowed to die!! You're Not allowed-

Batsy: Jay

Joker: I hate you

Batsy: I hate you too. Next time I'll be more careful, alright?

Joker: You better be or I really gonna kill you!

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Thank you @skyetenshi for taging me 🤗

Uhm... Let's Go...!?

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🎶✨when you get this you have to put 5 songs you actually listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool) 🎶✨

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It was so hard to choose and took me so long 😅

R U Mine? - arctic Monkeys is from my childhood and I Love it. I Love to hear this Song and it's so much Nostalgie for me.

Yeah even Symphonie 40 in g by Mozart is from my childhood. But I never knew from where I knew it, untill I Heared it again and found Out that I knew it and from where. So for me it's at the same Time a sad and disturbing Song but also Happy and hopeful.

I know Baby don't Cut by Bmike for a few years and it is a Song I Love for the deep Story. A lot of people ask me, why I Like to hear such Songs and I don't really know it, but they're awesome.

Wolf and the sheep - Alec benjamin is another Song with a good Story and nice to hear. I mean the Message is so true and it Shows effectively Problems in a fairytale.

Joker by dax is normally Not my Style in music but I Love this topic. It is so true and Shows critic on society I can totally agreed with.

OK now ten people to tag 😅 uhm... Here we Go?

@miss-nabricat @jayt23 @hana-artie @eddie1986munson @chaoticgooddm @cutthroughtheclouds @laetafelem @coolowt @mothenaturesonthephone @mistak

Have fun 🤗

I was tagged by @lucymason217 thank you <3

🎶✨when you get this you have to put 5 songs you actually listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool) 🎶✨

Here are five of my all time favorite songs. Making myself really vulnerable here now 🥴

Friday I'm in Love by The Cure 💚 I will never get tired of this song, I love it so much it is not even funny anymore. Also, happy friday everyone!

Born to Run by Bruce Springsteen 💚 right now I listen to Thunder Road more but this song. It is perfect in every way. Just eight more days and I will see him live 🤩

Two weeks by fka twigs 💚 the way she whispers "Motherfucker" >>>>>>

Fire Drills by Dessa 💚 she truly is a poet

Mirror by Ider 💚 that bridge makes me go fucking feral

Tagging @alintheshitposter @kayssun @steffen-dilfrael @polyphemusmoths @badgermcghee @auxiliarydetective @fictional-femme @glandin @spezialgelagerte-rokokokokotte @queerrbyrd

("favorite followers" is impossible for me to decide! I tagged mutuals that last interacted with my stuff. Everyone else can feel tagged as well)

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Anyone you know act Like this in a ship?

Person A: I would give my Life for people I don't Trust or even know.

Person A: But my Feelings?

Person A: HA! As If I trust anyone enough to Show them!

Person B: *Starring, thinking: who hurt you?*

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Random Talk in a weird Situation but could be them:

Justus: Well, I don't really fit in the beauty-standards.

Hugenay: I'm Victor Hugenay and I make my own beauty-standards! And you really don't have to be worry, Justus.

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Bonus:

Peter: Should we interrupt them?

Bob: I don't know... Out where this topic came?

Peter: *shrugs*