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Two people have told me I look like a depressed turtle😭Completely independently, like a week apart.

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Guys Satan's never wrong

are you aware that the official in your user is spelled offical?

I FUCKING KNOW OK?!?

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I just want friends who I can be touchy-feely with, but like, platonically. I don’t want a friend with benefits. I want to be able to run up behind them and jump on their back, I want to be able to lean my head on their shoulder if we’re riding the bus together and I’m tired, I want to be able to throw myself down on their lap dramatically, I want to be able to cuddle with them during a movie night, I want to be able to hold hands with them if I’m tugging them along to show them something I’m excited about, I want to be able to play-fight and play-wrestle with them without feeling awkward, I want to be able to kiss their cheek when I’m proud of them. I want friends who I am completely comfortable being platonically, casually, physical with.

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This post made me loudly sigh in a library, I got angered at

DELETE THIS POST

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"But your a guy and a girl! No way you guys arent-"

What? Dating?

Yes way, we aren't dating.

I love that dumbass of a man with every fiber of my being and my favorite spot in the world is wrapped in his arms.

But yes way, we aren't dating

I love that idiot with the passion of 1 billion stars and I love it when he rests his head on my chest and I run my fingers through his hair.

But yes way, we aren't dating.

I love that nerd with every ounce of love I can give and more, and he likes to put his head over my heart because he likes to hear my heartbeat

But yes way, we aren't dating.

I love that hippie with more love than is fair and it's been determined that the empty space at his side when he naps is mine.

But yes way, we aren't dating.

I love that man from the biggest stars to the smallest infinities and all I ever want is to snuggle with him forever.

But yes way, we aren't dating.

I love that mf so much and my perfect day is to cuddle with him, hold his hand, let our heartbeats sinc up and fall asleep holding eachother.

But yes way, we aren't dating.

I love him.

Dear anyone who doesn't understand,

He is my person, he is my safe space and my favorite place.

But yes way, we aren't dating.

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Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

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imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

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Throwback to my childhood trauma,

Where I live there's lots of turkeys (yes turkeys like Thanksgiving turkeys but alive and ugly and always blocking roads)

So when I was like 8-ish I was feeding a mama turkey and like 7 baby turkeys pumpkin seeds in summer. And some car js fuCKING YEETS AROUND THE CORNER AND RUNS IVER THE TURKEYS LIKE 4 FEET INFRONT OF LIL BABY ME, THE CAR HIT THE MAMA AND 2 BABYS. I was covered in blood and my poor mother saw me walking up the street dripping fucking blood and screaming bloody murder. Safe to say my neighbors were concerned

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Well fucks? Get to it!

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work in progress lol, first time trying animations

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I tried to make a stop motion in 30 minutes:

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guys im in love

so I have this friend, and I love him so much. Before we continue let me clarify this is all platonic. I am platonically smitten with him, I would never have a crush on him or date him or anything though

So this guy, we're super close. A bunch of people think we're dating (which is not true, he's gay and we're like siblings). But in these people defense we act like we're dating lmao

We say 'I love you' and whenever we hangout we cuddle and watch TV or movies or just nap together. I love this dude so much, he's like my safe space. Its awesome because I'm always cold so he warms me up. Seriously I'm like platonically in love with him, if that's a thing? I love him with every fiber of my being.

My 'affection language' is physical touch. With my friends or family or anyone. I show I love them by being close to them, now a lot of the time they don't like that, he does! So we cuddle lots and it's great because I'm not very tall and he is so he can just wrap around me like a blanket lol.

So yeah that's all, thanks for reading

(if you know that word for this platonically-in-love thing let me know)

Ik he's gonna see this lol ( hello ellie, love ya <3)

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I made an stop motion, this is my second try. How I do?

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Realistic unicorns

This has been bugging me forever, realistic unicorns

To further elaborate:

STOP ROMANTICIZING UNICORNS, THEYD BE HORROR CREATURES

To elaborate more elaborately:

A irl unicorn would be approximately 1.57x the size of a horse, about 9-12 feet tall

They wouldn't have feathered wings, that's not how mammals work, there wings would be almost like a ducks foot. They would have to be roughly the size of a SUV, per wing.

Now here's where is gets fun, to fly, they would have to be light

They would have hollow bones, almost no body fat, their wings would likely be near transparent with just skin. All their bodies would have skin plastered to bones and organs. They would have purple veins as horses generally have blue/black veins but red blood.

You would be able to see said veins through their skin

Now that we have 10 foot tall scrappy winged skeleton horses, they need horns

Horns that would be hollow, and if not broken off by lack of support, crooked af

Have you ever seen a wild horse's teeth? They need braces.

Their hair would be stringy and dry and patchy and their coats would be roughed up from altitude.

Now, there must not be more right? Wrong.

Our 10 foot tall skeleton horses with broken or heavily crooked horns and teeth and stringy hair would also have (drumroll please)

Red eyessss

Unicorns are typically depicted to have white hooves, meaning they would be albino, meaning they would have red eyes.

Now let me backtrack, if they have hollow bones and zero fat... they would likely have caves in bones, no? With no structure or protection they would break their bones inward often.

Stop romanticizing horror creatures

Please

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what kinda neurodivergent yall have? I got the 'multifaceted but I'm also bad at all the things when it matters' like at 14 I was doing linear algebra and winning art contests why can't I be good at stuff nowwwwww

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