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remus lupin chronic pain haver. remus lupin cane user. remus lupin sometime wheelchair user. remus lupin with arthritis, perhaps?? remus lupin with EDS, perhaps?? either way, always, DISABLED REMUS LUPIN.

peter decorated remus’ first cane (a kinda crappy metal one) with stickers and doodles, which made remus smile every time he saw them. the boys commissioned a lovely handmade wooden one for remus for his birthday a few years after. sirius learnt woodworking solely to be able to repair/make canes for remus. james bought him some good quality finger splints because of his arthritis, and continues to replace them as needed, or buy him pretty ones for events. the boys have supported and always will support remus!!!

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Marauders in Taskmaster

Sirius would be the one who comes up with those annoying but impressive and working loopholes. He would genuinely have the time of his life out there, coming up with creative shit to win. Sometimes he’s not as careful as he should be which makes him fail the task. He also has really good and funny banter with the taskmaster. (think Rhod Gilbert in s7) Like a real menace.

Remus would probably get stressed on some tasks and crash out at least a few times when his idea doesn’t work. He reads the rules carefully and takes his time if possible. It pays off when he’s the only one who did the task correctly. He talks the camera through his thought processes during the tasks, making sarcastic jokes about how much he ”loves doing these fucking tasks”. (a bit like James Acaster)

James is pretty good at the tasks but has his dramatic moments. He executed the task with confidence only realizing in the studio that he missed a rule that gets him disqualified. He tries something daring and epic that fails in the last minute and he dramatically falls down onto his knees banging the ground. He also loves and uses the assistant guy for a lot of the tasks. He’s the one who calls up another celebrity to show up and help during the season.

Peter would drive on The Prize task, always bringing in something crazy and putting in too much effort. it pays off tho. He would also be the one with the odd outfit that stands out. On some tasks he just stands there for a long time, complaining about it cause it seems impossible, until he figures out a loophole and he’s like “ahh you thought you could trick me!” and makes a big deal about how smart he is. Later in the studio after his long video clip, they show another one where one of the boys figures out the loophole immediately and executes the task in 10 seconds.

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I love explicit fanfic. I love smutty shipping. I love horny one shots. I love filthy erotic nasty longfics.

I love character or plot driven fic that uses sex as a tool for characterization, conflict and catharsis, and I love fic that exists solely to be hot and sexy.

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non conventionally attractive remus is so so special to me because u have popular good-looking aristocrat sirius who could honestly have anybody but he sees this skinny sweater wearing tea drinking nerd and he's like yeah. i want that one

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oh, I graduated. Oh yeah I just graduated high school!! HA HAA

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If you support trans people, don’t watch the new HBO show. The way jkr has ruined her legacy with her bigoted behavior and hatred is despicable. Trans women are women and we need to protect their rights and NOT make every woman’s life more difficult and disguise it as feminism.

Has anyone figured out what’s so viscerally wrong with this woman yet

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James and Remus kiss very sloppy with a lot of tongue

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marauders modern highschool au but the whole thing is just remus desperately trying to avoid the basketball coach because he knows hes tall but damn it he doesnt wanna join the team!!

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Regulus Black is a loser with younger sibling syndrome who could never live up to his older brother (i love him)

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You ever realize Sirius probably looks hotter when he’s being a complete mess than most people do trying to look good?

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Remus’ boggart is the full moon, not because he’s afraid of the transformation. It’s because he’s afraid that it would happen when he’s not ready for it, around other people, that he would accidentally hurt someone.

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we don’t talk enough about wolfstar kissing. and i don’t mean kissing like mwah love you or kissing passionately or kissing gently. i mean kissing for hours when they pause and immediately go like no nah resume. kiss me again. they are tangled in bed with remus propping himself up on elbows above sirius and sirius gently whimpering under him. when i say “wolfstar kissing” i mean that they snog. swollen lips coated in spit and panting and grinding against each other. when i say “wolfstar kissing” i mean they can’t stop.

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propaganda i'm not falling for:

straight remus lupin

the MCD tag on ao3

kittywater

lily evans hate

the marauders hated peter

dumb sirius black

halloween 1981

the new hbo tv show

james cheating on lily

straight marlene mckinnon

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Remus and those stupid 80’s gay pornstar mustache. (Sirius can’t keep his hands off of him)

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They’re so clingy

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finished reading Blends and missing them already:((( everyone go read it if you haven’t. one of the best slow burns ever, especially when they do get together and we hear about Sirius’ pov

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*grabs you by the cheeks*

Remus finding out that Lyall called werewolves “soulless, evil, and deserving nothing but death” whilst Strangers by Ethel Cain plays in the background

You know the line I mean