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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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Jason: Ha, I'm a piece of trash

Kyle: As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is seven okay?

Jason: You smooth fucker

Watch me make this a shitty comic :D

Lol, I saw this HaniGram meme? post? pin? idk in Pinterest and I thought abt KyleJay–

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Ok... Wtf was my 2am self thinking while making the decision to draw a comic..

_(:, 」∠)_

Inspired with this post by @prlssprfctn

Yeah, no, I'm not doing the rest–

I suck at backgrounds.. And side profiles... And drawing comics.. Lol, why did I decide this was a good idea again..

Here:

Ironically, the last two panels are my favorites lol

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I think this is gonna be my favorite panel lol

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Jason: Yo, dumbass, get over here!

Tim: Okay-

Duke: I'm coming!

Tim, internally: *sadly* I thought... I was dumbass...

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"Jason Todd also hallucinates Jaybin"

I raise you this: instead, he sees hallucination of a teen he could be if he didn't die in the warehouse.

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GhostBat scenario, where almost none of Bruce's kids want Minhkhoa anywhere near Bruce, and so they keep trying to sabotage his life in the Manor. Unluckily for them, Minhkhoa Khan is one hell of a bastard, so none of that works, and now they totally stuck in a wicked cycle.

Cassandra: Here. Drink for your friend. Tea.

Bruce: Oh, Cass, that's so sweet of you. I am glad you starting getting along with Khoa.

Cassandra: *persistently staring at Minhkhoa as he sips tea*

Minhkhoa, who is tolerant to all poisons and dgaf about twenty spoons of salt AND pepper that Cassandra smacked inside the cup just now, slurping with a shit-eating grin: Oh, what an angel your daughter is.

Dick with a fake smile: Oh my God, man, SO sorry for locking you up for two days in this awful huge fridge.

Minhkhoa, who could escape any time now, but since two can play a game: It is fine, kid. Shit happens.

Bruce: Are you okay???

Minhkhoa, dramatically stumbling in Bruce's arms: Just fine, darling. Freezing, though.

Dick, seething through his teeth: Aren't you guys sweet.

Tim, all misty-eyed: Oh. I think I accidentally had shattered your five million worth statue from Ancient Greece, mister Khan.

Minhkhoa, smirking, because his psychopath ass doesn't really care about things THAT much: Oh, aren't you a clumsy thing?

Bruce, frowning: What is that with you, breaking half of Khoa things recently? First tech, now this...

Minhkhoa: Don't you worry, princess. Kids, am I right?

Bruce: Hm...

Bruce: Tim, come on, at least, apologise. That's now what I taught you to behave.

Tim, with his eye twitching: You didn't teach me anything at all.

Bruce: Timothy Jackson--

Minhkhoa: I guess, I admire their persistence in a way.

Damian, drawing on the couch: Mother said that back in her time, Grayson did the same rituals, when she tried to date Father.

Minhkhoa, humming: Poor Talia.

Jason, sitting on the counter, while cleaning guns: Her and you, deciding to suffer for B is the most unrealistic shit ever for me. He cannot be all THAT

Damian, nodding: Mother says he, in fact, is not all that

Minhkhoa: Nonsense. Bruce is a darling boy.

Jason and Damian: *subtle exchange of disgusted stares*

Minhkhoa: Anyway, shrimps. Do you want to grab slushies and hear out the genius story from that one time, when your father massively fucked up?

Jason and Damian: *instant smile*

Bruce, sneezing somewhere in the Batcave: Why do I feel like someone discusses me right now...

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Permission to make a probably shitty mini comic of those?

Pls? _(:3 」∠)_

I recently came up with the idea of an immortal Jason who doesn't know that he's immortal because he wasn't killed after his resurrection ( or he just didn't realize it) . He learns this when he realizes that he is not getting old, but before these there is a moment of pure misunderstanding of the brothers "Why the hell does this jerk look better than me!!!"

yes, yes — absolutely yes!

i think he died, like, twice, and never realised it. woke up in the pool of his blood after the batarang incident, slit throat healed, and was like: oh, the Lazarus Pit, probably, healed me, lol. and then accidentally survived through something similar, and didn't figure that. he is not that lucky to die and be revived again, right?

...right?

on the other hand, here is like an elephant in the room — he barely looks twenty-two, no matter how old he gets. he shrugs it off on genetics and some stupid jokes. other bats are fuming.

Dick, self-consciously staring at his own wrinkles: what is your skin routine, again?

Jason, irritated: a smoothie with blood of my enemies, two times a day — after breakfast and dinner.

Dick: oh, come on!!! just drop the fucking routine???

Jason: THERE IS NO ROUTINE, OMFG

Stephanie: chat, do we really think Jason's genetics are just so slay?..

Damian: i don't believe it. his parents looked old on all the photos we had here, and they were barely thirty.

Dick: that's a rude thing to say, plus, their lives were tough—

Tim, murmuring: well, not Sheila. Sheila looked peachy.

Dick, grimacing: yeah, being modern Judas do that to a person, apparently.

Duke, shrugging: maybe Jason became vampire somewhere in the LoA. sounds possible to me.

Cassandra: seconded.

Damian: stop creating myths about Nanda Parbat, we don't do these things.

Duke: your mom does look good, though.

Damian: ...she does. and never say that again aloud.

Stephanie: okay, maybe not vampires. what else it could be, though—

Jason, appearing on the doorstep, eating yoghurt: god forbid a man look whimsical and youthful in his thirties

Dick: Ja— what the fuck.

Jason: yeah, i stole your yoghurt, and?

Tim, jumping on his place: MAN. YOU HAVE A HOLE IN YOUR CHEST.

Jason: that's an old one.

Damian, cautiously reaching for medkit: how old exactly, Todd?

Jason: two hours, lmao. slept through it. it's fine now. anyway.

everyone: ...

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I need more of sentient Lazarus Pit and Jason chaos

My hands are twitching to write a fic..

Pit Maddness but instead of it being an excuse for all the wrong Jason does (which is nothing because he has done nothing wrong) it's instead just a guy in his head who is happy to have a new friend so he's here to hype Jason up with everything and anything.

The Lazarus Pit being used primarily by Ra's, it gets boring. He's an old man that likes to stay in his palace all day and the Pit needs *enrichment*. So when this kid who gets tossed into his waters, he is ready to become his ride or die, and that's what theater kid Jason needs. And being years and years old, he's got ideas of his own to help him out.

Jason: My perfectly mentally stable family seems to be hallucinating me since I've died. I'm going to haunt them.

Pit: You should recreate the buildup to your death by calling them from a random warehouse that is rigged to explode and each time they are too late to save you.

Jason adding that to his list of ways to psychologically torture his family plus the physical toll of them dealing with Red Hood while grinning happily.

It's Fathers' Day but Jason and Bruce got into an argument the night before.

Jason: He has plenty of children who will celebrate with him. I don't need to be there.

Pit: Find one of his exes and celebrate with them. I'd either go with Harvey or Minhkhoa. They'd love to rub it in his face.

Jason running to his car because that's a perfect idea. They can be a part of his growing cast of parental figures (-Bruce).

This is why Ra's said that Jason was a curse upon this world. A menace with an eternal supporter.

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I AM GIGGLING—

Jason reassures everyone that post Lazarus effects are annoying sometimes, and Bats just assume that it is about rage and pain, and whatever angsty stuff their paranoid brain come up with. except, Jason just means that Lazarus is always yapping. the worst part? Jason loves their ideas. it is his personal little enabler.

that being said, i remember someone on Twitter (i think) saying that Lady Bird car scene is Batman and Robins, thus:

Bruce: *criticizing Red Hood's ways to work while they are riding back home in the Batmobile*

Pit: open the front door and jump off the car. he would never recover and repeat the same mistake.

Jason: lol. yeah. thanks for idea!

Bruce: that's why we—

Jason: *jumps off the car, while it is on the high-speed*

Bruce: *high-pitched yell*

also, Pit encouraging Jason to spend time with Bruce's exes that haunt him for ages? absolutely. not to mention that it briefly witnessed Ghostbat's shenanigans while they were in the League, so—

Jason, sitting on the debrief, feeling particularly angsty because Bruce literally ignores his existence in the room, in his thoughts: god, i wish i found a way to ignore him back, you know

Pit: just call Ghost-maker.

Jason:

Jason: fuck, yeah

*on the other side of city*

Ghostmaker, staring at Jason's message with "wanna annoy B? come and pick me up from the cave":

Ghostmaker, wiping fake tears: Bruce was right. being a part of family means the world on good days.

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The devil works fast but by god ao3 writers work faster

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This too is dnb

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Does DC just go into a room and ask " who hates jason the most" and then just hire them?

LIKE WYM ANOTHER JAYBIN COMIC TRIES TO WRITE YOUNG JASON AS THE BAD GUY??

I'm sorry Jason fans are you guys doinh okay? Do you all need a hug??

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I haven't decided if I like the outcome or not.. Lol

I think I made his neck too thin... I'll do better next time ig-

Honestly my favorite part of the drawing is the hair.. And the chest :з

Also–

The clothes and yeah–

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:^

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I FINALLY DRAW MY OC DIGITALLY OMG–

It's been a year since I touched my tablet- lol

Also, look at the stickers (~‾▿‾)~

Ehe–

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Mood, but it's been years... I don't even remember tf I planned for the plot lol

writing is so funny because i could write nonstop for 9hrs and then hit a block where im like "how do i transition between this moment and the next?" and then i just dont touch it for 6 months

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Bruce, glaring at suspiciously silent Jason, while the entire family dinner is in chaos: Are you okay? You hadn't join your siblings in... (gestures at screaming kids and Alfred, who tries to deal with a random fire in the room) ...causing a chaos.

Jason, vigorously texting someone over the phone: Yeah, uh, I am kinda just live streaming all that happens here to my parents. That's funnier.

Bruce: Oh, okay.

Bruce, after a second: Wait, what?

Bruce, glaring in his phone: IS THAT TALIA AND HARVEY?

Meanwhile, in Jason's phone:

Groupchat: Better parents

Jason: lol, damian just jumped on tim.

Harvey aka. the contact named Dad 3: What about Alfie? Had he finally dealt with that fire in the room?

Talia aka. the contact named Mom 3: I hope my son wins. 💚

Jason: LOL FORGET EVERYTHING I JUST SAID BRUCE IS TWEAKING

Harvey and Talia at the same time: Yay