neeharlow

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!!!!No Longer Active!!!!

This is all obsessions and fandom. I'll keep it up for funsies but I have a new blog calls @alive-out-of-spite1989 so if you want to be up to date follow me there. I'll also post little thoughts and tips.

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Three retired surgeons were bragging about their accomplishments.

One doctor bragged that he had a patient show up with 2 legs missing from a tractor accident. He fixed him all up and he became the greatest basketball player of all time.

The next doctor bragged that he had a shark bite patient who had his arms bitten off. He fixed him up and he became a superstar NFL quarterback.

The third doctor laughed at them and said “Oh yeah? Well one time I had a patient arrive after being in a catastrophic car accident. The only thing they were able to recover was his asshole and a bag of Cheetos. I sewed him back together and he went on to become the president of the United States!”

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Reblog if you've made at least one friend because of a fandom.

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Then last night in the shower I was remembering an actual conversation with Briji and it took everything in me not to punch something with my full strength. I didn't do it because, 1) I have more respect for objects in this house. & 2) My body is eating my bones, my fist versus anything will lose horribly and I'd end up in the ER. lol But the actual convo, I was happy and I said, "I actually want to live!" and instead of just being happy for me she looks at me, with her bitch ass face, and says, "Well, yes, you're on the transplant list." cold af. BITCH!? I"M ACTUALLY HAPPY!! IS IS IT SO FUCKING HARD TO JUST BE HAPPY FOR ME!!? Of course not. She's always got to ruin my fucking day.

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when men roll up their sleeves and show their slutty little forearms i wither away like a victorian man seeing ankles for the first time

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Hi this is jigsaw. last week in starbucks you did a gross fucking burp that put me off my panini. In front of you is a panini press. You will notice also, that your dick is out,

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Super rough day. Ended up screaming at my husband. Now sobbing thinking about my birthday. Ugh, could I just not?

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no options for people who don't have periods, sorry, just wait.

if you had periods in the past but no longer have them for whatever reason, you can vote too, on what the effect on your life used to be.

TERFS FUCK OFF I LOVE TRANS PEOPLE AND VOTING IN THIS POLL MEANS YOU LOVE TRANS PEOPLE TOO 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

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ADAM DRIVER | Saturday Night Live ‧ Dec 09 2023

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happy belated new years!! again!!! 🎊🎉

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Happy Birthday J.R.R. Tolkien!

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shirt that says "i'm not high i just love saying insane sentences that don't make sense"

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My peace has always depended On all the ashes in my wake

Arsonist's Lullabye, Hozier

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Why were you taking testosterone?

because of the gender