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I MADE ANOTHER DISCOVERY O∀O

I just realized that Pickle Inspector's name is a catachresis (looked up the word because I was likely born yesterday) on the title of a "private investigator," which makes his name fit more with his initial occupation. So get this:

Private >>> Pickle = An obvious innuendo. Investigator >>> Inspector = A general synonymity.

That means: Private Investigator >>> Pickle Inspector = An erotic pun on a detective title.

Makes the most sense, doesn't it? How come NOBODY found this out?

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OH GOD WHO OPENED PANDORA'S BOX

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Nobody knows who this little heckler is unless they've known Jacob Lenard.

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Probably as much of a forced meme as Arrow to the Knee.

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What I think the Midnight Crew would sound like.

Honestly, Voxus Clubs Deuce didn't really fit his dwarfism and Hearts Boxcars from the same dub didn't have the "coarse accent" as described somewhere in the comic.

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Redrew the titular protagonist of the first MSPAF fanadventure with an additional, colored alternative.

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Goddamn, this is insanely interesting! I haven't heard about this as of now. It's a coincidence because Byron was holding a cigarette in the old Team Special Olympics MySpace art:

Yes, Andrew had a MySpace during the Juvenilia era.

Andrew Hussie once almost burned down his own house with a cigarette!

Okay, probably it was his brother Byron who did it – if you take Andrew’s word for it (on his old Formspring) that he’s never smoked.

source: http://newspaperarchive.com/us/pennsylvania/doylestown/doylestown-intelligencer/2002/12-06/page-105

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Have you noticed a distinct mouth color with some of Hasbro's animated shows like My Little Pony and Littlest Pet Shop? The mouth walls are purpleish and the tongue is a bright shade of orange. Here's a side-by-side comparison with two mouth colors from animated shows that equally have terrible fanbases, and yet Littlest Pet Shop may not be in the same vein (Please work on your reading comprehensions, no offense)

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Despite hardly keeping any consistent brevity, I took the time trying to read Caper Havers, a comic made in collaboration with Andrew Hussie and Cindy Dominguez. Of course, it was left unfinished, yet McMitten's conclusion kind of wrapped it up in some way (McMittens is the dog by the way).

And here's something I recognized in Chapter 2: An old lady named R. S. Souflette appeared when mentioned and rambles in a Scottish accent about characters her book series like "Ghost Eggs" and "quibbleboggles" like "Shumblehoof."

Yet at first, when Bertworth (tall skinny guy) mentions she wrote a series of wizard novels, I thought it sounded familiar. Up until I saw this:

Bertworth mentions 2 characters and plot points in Andrew's unfinished pastiche of Harry Potter, "Wizardy Herbert." Sure because Souflette is based off of J. K. Rowling (socialists will hiss when one mentions her name for good reason), then Bertworth has to bring up her fantasy novels that literally happen to be Wizardy Herbert.

But I checked in the original document by Andrew and there was no mention of a "ghost egg" a "polywaddle" or a "quibbleboggle." Perhaps its another installment to the Wizardy Herbert series that hasn't been made or just elements from a draft.

But wait! If in the Homestuck canon Roxy Lalonde made the manuscripts of Wizardy Herbert, then what does that make Souflette? Roxy at age 73, developing a very strong Scottish accent of some kind? Who knows, the interdimensional canon mindfuck would become true if Beyond Canon's writers actually got each self-reference from Andrew.

Anyway, that's your obscure Homestuck discovery of the day.

P.S. Caper Havers is also the comic where I found out the name of the "other robot" who's shaped like a circle. He could be the counterpart of Blue Ghost (Hussie's mascot for his juvenilia) for all I care. The name is "Green Rover."

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An old comic from 2011 by one of the Gangbunch Fora members.

Here’s the whole comic that bit was from, by the way. I probably could’ve posted the whole thing but, eh! It was drawn around the time when this dialogue took place, which was almost a year ago. Dang!

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Trying to practice the methods used for those "Absurdist Hussian Photoshops" as I'd like to call it. Take Andrew's soul portraits for example.

Basically with light emitting from an image, the composition is given a high contrast and increased brightness and then the opacity for the light layer (either behind or above the other image) will be turned down. It doesn't look good but it's just Andrew's technics.

Oh, and you see this? There have been likely 2 times where Andrew did this joke, where he'd take faces of two people and "soul-meld" them together into a two-faced eldritch apparittion, complete with light radiating from its core. Only times I've seen that happen are in the Wizardology gift and one of his blog posts from 2008. I used Toby and Andrew just to see what would happen if the Hack and the Dog joined bodies because...uh...well I don't wanna insult my disorder or anything but EHEHEHUURALRGH

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Two Solid Slick drawings of similar nature

EDIT: Well somehow this got more notes than the first drawing. I guess it's because the character looks better and less stiff.

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Dude., WAKE UP you bloteted tool then maytriex HAS you...........

(Old art from 2023)

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Have you noticed how everybody forgot how to edit the exploitable (They're not called "templates" you normie fucks) out of a meme that has text? We used to have the exploitable without the text and it allowed us to type the joke from scratch, and each result always looked great. Now these lazy iFunny jerks can't think straight.

Let me use the Sandwich Chef as an example.

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I saw a wave of Metal Gear posts on the English Pumpkin Party and it led me to think "If there's no Homestuck but Metal Gear, why not both?"

And it led me to create this.

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Correcting People on a Watermark for an Old, Yet Infamous Website

Lots of people are getting the position of the old Ebaum's World watermark wrong just by basing it off the Ebaumsworld.com music video (That famous cartoon featuring the Lemon Demon song), like Whang's "YTMND Vs. Ebaumsworld" thumbnail.

In reality, if you look at some old images just by searching hard enough, the watermark was on the bottom right and not on the bottom left, like this image I found on Flickr that contains a pixel perfect iteration of the watermark.

Other examples would be the beginning of Arfenhouse the Movie 6 and the "/V/ WARS IMPACT" comic that most people know as the birthplace of the "Idort" meme.

And lemme remind ya, I know better on some things but I don't know better on others, so I'm not really a good polymath of the old internet.

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The name "Team Special Olympics" sounds absurdly lame so I'll just refer to the website as "the Juvenilia" for now on.