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I'm sad all day
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AO3 withdrawals so bad I actually work on my own wips to get a hit
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reblog if you’re a sick fuck
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some latin phrases that aren't quite the usual metaphors but have interesting metaphorical potential:
absens haeres non erit (an absent person will not be an heir)
abyssus abyssum invocat (deep calls unto deep)
ad usum proprium (for one's own use)
astra inclinant, sed non obligant (the stars incline us but do not bind us)
bibo ergo sum (i drink, therefore i am)
cacoethes scribendi (insatiable urge to write)
crescit eundo (it grows as it goes)
meminerunt omnia amantes (lovers remember all)
natura abhorret a vacuo (nature abhors vacuum)
ne puero gladium (do not give a sword to a boy)
nemo saltat sobrius (nobody dances sober)
omnia mea mecum porto (all that is mine I carry with me)
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a good sailor will always return to the sea
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Wow, now there's a bot going around on Ao3 telling people that the "moderators" will delete works from "deprecated" fandoms and impose bans.
Fearmongering bullshit, but it's fearmongering bullshit that seems to be taking advantage of the recent spotlight series in order to trick authors into deleting their fics.
Just. Why.
What the hell does anyone get out of making these bots.
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I think unless an author outright says that corrections and suggestions are welcome in the author's note or elsewhere, I don't think it's polite to point out the mistakes.
It's free art, who am I to critique a single brush stroke within a masterpiece?
We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.
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Me leaving comments on fics.
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subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update
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There is romance in reading paperback books. In wandering the house at one am with all the curtains drawn back, lights out. Mindlessly tracing a path through your house like you are haunting a castle. In wearing fuzzy socks. In pouring tea from a pitcher. Listening to music with earbuds despite the fact your alone. In folding blankets. Braiding hair.
There is Romance in Odd Domesticity.
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Reaction meme I made from the new Tommy video have fun tumblr
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reading my own fics as a reference for a new wip and squinting at it like "how the hell did I do that"
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*writes two paragraphs after months of literally nothing and it took three hours*
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Yes! Literally anyone, I just love the concept so much
I really want a fic of Hazbin Hotel where there are soul lawyers and you can dispute over the details of the deal.
"When making the deal, you agreed that the princess's actions would not harm anyone. That MUST include herself as a person/demon-angel hybrid. But the real matter of the issue is predicting the outcome of the action and whether it would hurt anyone, physically AND emotionally, Directly or indirectly-."
And Alastor would be sitting there pouting, and a judge can overrule a condition. It would allow for details of a contract to be changed. Like Alastors soul lawyers can argue that if that restriction is enforced to the extent the court demands, then he is left with no compensation for his service and his side of the deal. They can either amend the condition or he can be compensated with a different variable or favor from the princess's behalf.
I just want court soul contract disputes. Very Judge Judy.
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I really want a fic of Hazbin Hotel where there are soul lawyers and you can dispute over the details of the deal.
"When making the deal, you agreed that the princess's actions would not harm anyone. That MUST include herself as a person/demon-angel hybrid. But the real matter of the issue is predicting the outcome of the action and whether it would hurt anyone, physically AND emotionally, Directly or indirectly-."
And Alastor would be sitting there pouting, and a judge can overrule a condition. It would allow for details of a contract to be changed. Like Alastors soul lawyers can argue that if that restriction is enforced to the extent the court demands, then he is left with no compensation for his service and his side of the deal. They can either amend the condition or he can be compensated with a different variable or favor from the princess's behalf.
I just want court soul contract disputes. Very Judge Judy.
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Yeah! It kinda drives me insane how different the sketches are to the final product but it's fun to see!
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I've been working on this piece for a few years, and I've reread Regenerate Fate (written by @avianurges ) at least 12 times in the process. I love the fic sm but I have a feeling this isn't getting done anytime soon but I'm proud of how izu turned out so I'm sharing anyway.
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I've been working on this piece for a few years, and I've reread Regenerate Fate (written by @avianurges ) at least 12 times in the process. I love the fic sm but I have a feeling this isn't getting done anytime soon but I'm proud of how izu turned out so I'm sharing anyway.
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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four
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