noisystrawberrywolf

[noisystrawberrywolf]

anybody want my uterus

it's free 😔

[noisystrawberrywolf]

genuinely one of the worst things that’s happened to television in the last few years (exacerbated by streaming services) is death of Filler. going from 20 episodes to 8 because “we didn’t really need that episode where the main characters went to the beach right? it had no long lasting effect” but we DID!!! we needed to see how they act without the Big Bad Plot and to establish the dynamics between the characters and lay in the sun (do they forget sunscreen? how do they react to a thieving seagull? do they get buried in the sand or do they do the burying?). the plot isn’t everything. the action doesn’t hit as hard without the quiet moments. give us character development and our little scenes back

[noisystrawberrywolf]

I need someone to hold me gently and it's getting critical

[noisystrawberrywolf]

don't be the reason your child sends you messages that will never be delivered. you won't care because you're dead, but they aren't. the people you leave behind aren't. they have to live with the loss and the heart break, losing you leaves behind. So get clean, drive safe, talk to someone, get help. because it's not worth losing people over and certainly not your child.

[noisystrawberrywolf]

Teeny tiny🤲

[noisystrawberrywolf]

Regulus: "Your eyes are red. Are you high again?"

Barty, imitating Regulus: "ArE yOu HiGH AGaIN?"

Barty: "No, bitch. I've been crying.

Regulus:

Regulus: "Oh."

[noisystrawberrywolf]

*James, bringing Regulus home to meet his parents*

Regulus, seeing Monty and realizing James will always be hot no matter his age: thank the lord

Effie, seeing the same look she had when she met Monty’s parents for the first time: amen

[noisystrawberrywolf]

Voldemort: Ah, Regulus Black, remember me?

Regulus: Are you questioning my memory or your relevance?

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James: I am 100% straight.

Sirius: Remus Lupin, freshly showered, in nothing but a towl.

James: I am 90% straight.

Lily: Frank Longbottom in his quiditch uniform.

James: I am 80% straight.

Remus: Regulus black with a ring on each finger.

James: I am not straight.

[noisystrawberrywolf]

For anyone who also cannot stop thinking about dead gay wizards

Here’s some fun and fresh facts for you

The Length of:

ATYD: 526,969 words

Choices: 624,187 words

Crimson Rivers: 720,011 words

The FUCKING Bible: 783,137 words

ALSO

50,000 words is about 200 pages

WHICH MEANS

The shortest of those works is

2000 FUCKING PAGES

We all need mental help

[noisystrawberrywolf]

barely but we did it

[noisystrawberrywolf]

I have had to pee for 20min but can't make myself unplug my phone bc im reading gay marauders fanfics

[noisystrawberrywolf]

Tag urself I’m lawful neutral

(I love that people are using this to track how far they’ve fallen into the jegulus rabbit hole)

[noisystrawberrywolf]

i would like to be pinned to a bed by a pretty woman please and thank you