#college shenanigans

[yurigalactica]

the downside about college is that every single day i have 1038847594049588483 pages of my textbook to read. the upside is that the inside of my textbook looks like THIS

[noose-lion]

Anyone wanna see my eclipse pictures? (I didn't get any when it was in full totality, too cloudy).

[emril-osvigne]

Still can't get over the fact that last week at college we were playing hangman before class and we had a theme of TV shows and someone put my little pony, my friend then blurted out "Oh my god MLP infection au!" And I was like "yessss I love those!" And then we went into a huge discussion about it while everyone just kinda stared at us like what the hell are they talking about

[yellowcrowindustry]

Whats in my backpack ✨

[mooniety]

PROOF KIRBY CAN DO MATH!!!!!!

via a lil scribble in my calc notes lol

but giving credit where credit is due, the small crown was drawn on by a friend in the class, who is actually bigger kirby brainrot than i am (mf is a disease & after dealing with them for approximately 5 years, now i have it.)

anyways, I'M BACK IN THE COLLEGE LIFESTYLE, WHERE DEPRESSION IS A GIVEN!!™

[smorp-a-dorp]

🌸✨CollegeCore #001✨🌸

Going to the one (1) class you have for the entire day and then passing the fuck out after for several hours.

[grimm-the-tiger]

Shout out to that one time last month I got into an argument with my philosophy professor over whether or not time counts as a substance.

[casualfruit]

I’m in one of my communication classes and we’re going over nonverbal comm, and my professor is showing us a bit from a 2004 UK documentary about flirtatious body language

She did warn us it would be cringy, but she did NOT warn us about how aggressively 2000s it would be

[princessfanonanona]

Do you think that as he gets older , Shenanigans!Danny has to concentrate in order NOT to be creepy? Because ghosts in general are Unsettling.

CS!Danny is just a level of unhinged that passes as Cool™️. And that's only due to him trying v hard to be A Good Person which is endearing.

The Astronomy Club is well aware of his more... Ghostly Eccentricities, which is the start of the sub club of "how to be human" to help him pass in less accepting groups.

Post college Danny is going to have a field day when he starts the Masters and Doctorates programs. NASA will eventually have the Most Unhinged Intern and there is only some regret letting the Ghost Kid go to space officially.

[yurigalactica]

hi chat it's 3:30 am and i have a project that's worth 10% of my grade due in 6 hours and it's only halfway done. i have acquired oreos but i fear the power of the double stuf cream won't be enough. send help

[noose-lion]

everyone shut up I'm fighting god

[gods-no-longer-tread-here]

guess who fucked up lol

yeah turns out I misremembered how many days a week I'll be at school so my estimate for bus fare was off by about $50 and that doesn't look like much but y'all $50 is 14 rides. Divide that by two, that's seven days. $50 is seven days of class.

I have 28 days of classes for both courses next semester. I cannot miss 7. I will get so fucking far behind.

so like. if you can spare a fiver I'll owe you my life.

[crqstalite]

ive been writing fanfiction in my english lecture for like the last month now but in my Very Specific Spot in the middle of the lecture hall theres this guy who sits directly behind me on my left and its like brooooo could you be any closer to read my dumb shit over my shoulder 💀

[spacedust-ghost]

if I KNEW beforehand how much stadistics i'd be using during my undergrad years, i'd a 100% not gotten into this career tf

[wheremylsdgo]

Lecturer's a big fan of iron man and bcs I read a bunch of stony fanfic for no reason found family I get what he's saying and I'm kinda ashamed of that

[wholesomecollegekid]

Hello Hello Hello

Hi lovely people I’m Ventura (not real name) and I’m a rising sophomore girl in college :)

As someone who has had a whole bunch of epic and great experiences in college so far I wanted to blog them to spread some joy in the cesspool that seems to be school stories o.o

I’ll be posting a lot more this summer but I may cut that down to once a week or so once the school year starts again.

In the meantime here’s some peeps worth mentioning:

(all people referred to by fake names for privacy)

The Seven/Seven Against Thebes: my main friend group, including the following people:

Ventura/Ven/Latte (long story): Me

Meg: My freshman year roomie, fellow tea snob, provider of Indian snacks :)

Ella and Ellana: Freshman year hallmates/roommates with v similar names and a love for national parks

Georgia and Lucyrose: Freshman year hallmates/roommates with immaculate taste in blankets and hilarious incidents with bugs

Cindy: The only member of the Seven not on our hall, good friends with some of my high school friends so that was cool

Notable Dorm RAs:

Sarah and Lucia: RAs on my hall (lower right)

Beth and Grace: RAs on upper right, Beth and Sarah are twins

Josie: RA on upper left

Others:

Cathryn: DnD group’s Dungeon Master, coffee enthusiast

Adriaan: Friend from high school who came to the same school as me, dad joke enthusiast, extremely South African

Ryan: Classmate in Ancient Greek and choir, absolute riot, is simultaneously a very polite man and cusses like a sailor

Kai: President of the tea club

Marina: Vice president of the tea club

There are prolly more by I can’t remember at the moment lol