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*Regulus cornering Peter at chess*

Peter: ugh, motherfucker

Sirius: actually it would be cousinfucker, given our family history

Regulus: we are not our incestuous family

Sirius: you fuck James, and he’s like my brother, omg you’re actually a brotherfucker! That’s why mum and dad like you more

James from the other side of the room: WE ARE NOT RELATED!

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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TEEN WOLF 2.4 Abomination ♡ June 18th, 2012

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The story Lindsay shared about Brian's dead dad gives me so much secondhand embarrassment that I want to die immediately every time I watch it

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im so normal about them

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Voldemort, who has given Regulus a mission to spy on James: You have been observing that Potter boy for a few months now. What can you tell me about him?

Regulus: People fall in love with him easily

Voldemort: An example?

Regulus: Me

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Barty: I had lunch with Regulus today.

Dorcas: Oh. Cool. What did you guys talk about?

Barty: I learned more about James Potter in one hour than I ever wanted to know in my whole life.

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Waiter: So, what would you like to order?

Marlene: Can I get a milkshake with two straws, please?

Dorcas: Aw, that's so—

Marlene: Watch how fucking fast I can drink this.

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"Jesus, what are you, Mr. Teflon? Shit just never sticks to you."

Yeah we all asked us that at one point, Mel 😂

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I always wondered if David really loved Michael, or if he just loved the idea of him and what he could have become if they'd spent more time together — or if he just wanted to win against Brian and couldn't stand to lose

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Chapter One: Suzie, Do You Copy? → STRANGER THINGS • SEASON THREE

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Stranger Things 1.07 - The Bathtub

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STRANGER THINGS S04E01 | Chapter One: The Hellfire Club

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THE SWORD IN THE STONE (1963)

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“Dreams do come true in New Orleans.” -

Princess and the Frog (2009)

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"You have more visitors than Disney World " I just love Lindsay for this 😂😂😂

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