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damn ... anybody here?

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Ralph Appreciation Post - Part IV

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DADDY.

        ❝  how will you get down from there?❞

           but then he remember she can FLY!   It’s like a lightbulb appears above               his head and a grin across his face. ❝  come on Maggie, time to come down. ❞

     && she hobbles to the fridge’s leading edge before spreading her arms      and  simply letting herself F A L L which leads  to her onesie acting as      wings and to her actually flying. ( and hopefully landing in her father’s      arms. )

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“I’ve done everything the Bible says — 

                      even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!”

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unbeliiever.

     A quick sliding into the kitchen again      in her socks, and immediately spotting      the pacifier in question on the table—      she’s just gonna grab that and hurry back      to the almost-crying child.

            “Hey hey hey— no tears, sweetheart,              see? Here, take this. What about some              cartoons? You wanna watch some of those?”

     ( && if there had been only slightly more time,        she would have made it up to the cabinet & shoved        some more cookies into her mouth. but the woman’s        back too soon so she goes back to pretending to be        crying.           once she has her binky back, a nod follows.           NOW, she really wants to watch the Happy Elves. )

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STARTER CALL !!

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DADDY.

     the question of WHY she got up there and HOW she will get down is void in his        thoughts, replaced by one overwhelming REALISATION   ‘

                                       ❝  maggie !   Can you fly? ❞

     it’s not as much flying as it’s pulling out a few cabinets and climbing      her way up on top of the fridge.  she actually SIGHS & rolls her eyes      at that suggestion.

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ofdohnuts.

Do it for her

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unbeliiever.

        “——- Oh god. Please don’t cry,          please don’t cry, please don’t cry—-”

            An idea.

                  Where’s that damn pacifier?

     ( too late. it already started.           and she won’t stop unless        she gets those cookies back.        or gets distracted somehow. )

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                                      SMALL BUT MIGHTY.

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unbeliiever.

         There’s a sigh released through her          nose before she gently takes the box          and sets it back in the cabinet.

           “I’m tryin’ to be the responsible one here,             hon, seriously.”

          ( and the moment the box is being             taken from her, she begins pouting             and tears well up and she’ll start             crying in 3, 2, 1                )

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unbeliiever.

       “Whoa there, kiddo—                 might wanna slow down there a ‘lil,                     don’tcha think?”

     ( she’s just going to make          some disapproving noises. )

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