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Spencer's inner monologue while being trapped with a serial killer in 3x14 (insp)

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Accurate

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There are three breeds of cat:

Chonk

Goblin

Yeah that looks like a cat

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Can we take a moment to remember that these are the same people who complained and screamed and made a huge deal over Hillary having emails on a private server? And they're just casually texting classified war plans on private phones.

For anyone who hasn't been up to date on the clown show that is the American news, I'll give a quick recap because oh boy.

So Jeffrey Goldberg is the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic. One day, he gets a notification on his phone from the messaging app "Signal". He sees that he's been added to a group chat called "Houthi PC small group". He thinks nothing of it at first, until a couple days later he sees on the news that the U.S. is bombing Yemen. He takes a look and sees that he has been added to a group chat by the National Security Advisor Mike Waltz.

Plenty of government officials including vice president JD Vance were in this conversation, and they were discussing their bombing on Yemen. And Jeffrey Goldberg, editor-in-chief of The Atlantic, was added by mistake.

So Goldberg approached the White House, who confirmed that he had been accidentally added to the chat. He then posted part of the conversation in a news story on the front page of his news website, omitting any classified information as to not get arrested for that level of security breach.

The response from the administration has been wild. They're all smearing the journalist, obviously, but their responses at first varied from "he made it all up" to "he must've hacked is way in" to "big deal, people add people to group chats on accident all the time". Eventually, they were put in front of Congress to testify under oath, where they said that nothing in the conversation was classified information like military hours or types of weapons used.

In response, Goldberg said "Oh, so it's not classified? Okay then! That means I can do this," and then he released the full unedited conversation. The conversation was nothing but classified information like military hours and the types of weapons used.

Not only are they communicating on private phones on third party apps as a way to circumvent the Presidential Records Act (the chat was interestingly set to auto-delete messages after 4 weeks), but it really kinda highlights the incompetence of America's leadership right now.

They're not going to win.

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At this point

I'm just grabbing whatever silly lil discord things I've posted and putting em here bc Sam's tags suffer so many fools. By 1231am, I'd already reported 2 spam taggers and blocked an additional 1. 🙃

Anywho, the rando bit below was just me thinking about grumpy old SamBucky. When Sam's lightly chastising Bucky and calling him by his almost government name. He calls out some real doozies twisting up his middle name.

"James Buckerino Barnes!"

"James Buckatunde Barnes!"

"James Buckazoidonal Barnes!"

"James BuckameBuckawhoBuckaboo Barnes!"

"James Buckenzie Barnes!" etc

Sam: James Bucktholomew Barnes! Cease and desist this instant.

Bucky: ... Bucktholomew?!

Sam: You heard me.

Bucky: Yeah, Doll, I did. shakes head in utter bewilderment How do you do it?

Sam: Do what?

Bucky: Make me love you?

Sam: chuckles For what this time?

Bucky: For making me appreciate Buchanan. I can't even imagine what it'd be like going through this cruel world with a name like Bucktholomew.

Sam: Love you, too Bucks Bunny.

Bucky: 😐

Bucky: I take it back.

Sam: 😂

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Might I propose a similar exercise for this Ides?

As the Ides of March approaches, let us all remember it not as the day Caesar was stabbed a whole bunch, but for what it truly was: the day a group of organized elected representatives killed a sitting unelected dictator.

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With the ides of march fast approaching we must be prepared

Please reblog to make sure everyone is equipped!

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The ozone layer is not only healing, but will likely be back to its 1980-state within a Millennial's lifetime

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CatGPT

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PSA: never discuss private affairs in your DMs, especially contraception and abortion. Social media moguls will absolutely sell you out to the government. There are already cases of people being charged based on evidence in their DMs.

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Thinking about all those people who got mad at you for saying we should blame the current administration for the first planet crash, and now we’re on the third fatal crash and we know that the air traffic control failures that caused them are in fact the result of Trump getting into office.

It writes itself.

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I’m a high school teacher. I don’t force kids to stand for the pledge or to say it. And my admin will never convince me to give detentions for it. Sit away, students. I’m with you.

dear usamerican high schoolers looking for a way to resist fascism: sit through the pledge of allegiance.

no getting up. no looking at the flag.

everyone will be looking at you. you'll be sweating like a fucking hippopotamus. your teacher will sternly tell you to get up. you'll feel stupid and that maybe its not worth it because you're just a kid in a classroom. but I'm here to remind you that there are no real life consequences to detention. there are however real life consequences to resisting a thoughtless performance of nationalism.

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i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

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Be a shame if everyone reblogged with the tag #elonmuskisanazi

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?