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One of the best things I've come up with food wise is putting bean sprouts in my ramen. Really breaks up the sameness of the texture

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Imagine being an H20 style mermaid and just never knowing because you live in the desert

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THOR (2011) / LOKI 2x06 (2023)

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The biggest misconception in public schools is that literary analysis is about proving you can be right or wrong about a book you read

Literary analysis isn’t about the book

It’s not even about being right

It’s about performing an investigation and presenting your case to the jury

It doesn’t matter if your defendant killed that guy or not. If you can convince the jury he didn’t, you’ve won

And the incredible life skill of spinning bulletproof bullshit out your ass with a handful of facts and a prayer is soooooooo much more valuable than anyone’s ever gonna tell you

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I can't get over how terrible this is. Look closely at this image and tell me what's going on.

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"lying is wrong" what evangelical nonsense is this???

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Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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This is horrible news, and I despise you for telling me :D

WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME THAT SPRINGFIELD WAS A REAL PLACE?? WHY DID I HAVE TO FIND OUT VIA TRUMP? WHAT!? Wasn't Jacksonville enough?!!

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Once in a while, I make the mistake of looking up online discourse about 500 days of summer, only to see a take so horrendous it makes me banish my phone to the shadow dimension for a week

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‘Frankenstein was the doctor’ first of all that little bitch was a college dropout so don’t you ‘doctor’ me

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"Would you still love me if I was a worm?"

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Franz Kafka's "The Metamorphosis"

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Am I still desirable if I can't contribute? Am I still wanted if I'm a burden? How much of your love for me depends on my usefulness?

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Some of y'all REALLY need to learn the difference between trauma dumping and simply having a conversation with someone you care about

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Yk, at this point, it's becoming more and more apparent that I desperately need someone to teach me how to twerk

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“People are perfectly happy to see women as sex objects, but the actual biologic of our bodies is apparently gross and unmentionable.”

- Our Bodies, Ourselves.

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WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME THAT SPRINGFIELD WAS A REAL PLACE?? WHY DID I HAVE TO FIND OUT VIA TRUMP? WHAT!? Wasn't Jacksonville enough?!!

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One of the biggest tragedies out there is the rise to fame of overlining your cupids' bow. Like, it just looks so incredibly bad