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i think im having a good day,

and then i see tim. again.

begging for caffeinated cookies,

again.

... Im putting laxatives in his food the next time i see him.

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be on tumblr;

143 norifs from community tab;

?????;

OH SHIT AO3;

NO!!!!!!!;

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actual conversation between me and a coworker today;

"why do you drink Monster?? It's terrible for you and it tastes like vinegar.*insert fake gagging*"

"Ok and? I drink Vinegar too, bitch."

*insert several coworker's reactions of varied disgust

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sorry I haven't been posting much, I may or may not have been hit with the ao3 author curse but hey.

I'm almost done writing an entire musical now 😃

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((Ooc I tagged you in the wedding post but do you want me to play Artem for the bits of the ceremony where they’re actually Achyls in disguise or would you rather play those parts? How would you prefer to handle that?

((OOC I think I'd rather you handle it, it'd be more akin to the plans you have for the wedding lol))

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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URGENT HELP SAVE THE LIFE OF MY CHILD.

Dear humanity,

Please Help Me – My Son May Die at Any Moment.

I'm Amal, a mother of three children, living under the weight of the genocide taking place in Gaza. 🍉

Here’s my story, and I’m reaching out with a hopeful heart 💔✨, hoping someone will feel what my family and I are going through.

My son is suffering from a severe and life-threatening injury after being shot by Israeli drones. He urgently needs medical treatment outside Gaza.

Time is running out, and we are facing a critical situation. I am asking for your generosity to help us save him either through a donation or by sharing this urgent plea with others

I beg you, i kiss your feet, to help my son. My son may die at any moment.

I lost most of my family. I'm afraid to lose my son too 🥺

Mohammed deserves to live a happy and healthy life, just like every other child on this earth.

So I humbly ask you to donate even a little or at least reblog this appeal.

Please Donate now:👇

https://www.gofundme.com/f/join-us-in-our-struggle-save-our-family-from-war-in-gaza

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haha,

O n e

IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT;

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE- THAT'S RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG FUCKIN QUILLY DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS "T h i s B i g" AND I SAID "THATS DISGUSTING." SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG! YOUVE GOT A SMALL DICK, ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT? THATS WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE! (explosion noises) THATS RIGHT, BABY! TALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS! IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG! He fucked my wife, so I'm gonna fuck the EARTH! THATS RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LAZER PISS! Except im bot gonna piss on the earth, oh no, I'm gonna go HIGHER! IM PISSING ON THE MOON!(Explosion) HOW YA LIKE THAT OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!!

...

YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS D R R O P P P L E T S HIT THE FUCKING EARTH, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you to.

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eat shit and die, you fucking wannabe faes.

@court--of--owls ew no, take your follow back i dont want it, fuck off you necrotic ass revenants

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what the fuck happened to the post formatting and icons.

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@court--of--owls ew no, take your follow back i dont want it, fuck off you necrotic ass revenants

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Breaking News! Joker found with all of his pelvic and hand bones shattered! More at 3

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creachur under the bed, but he helps you put on fitted sheets if you feed him dino nuggies and the blood of the rich

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Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

this post must be reblogged by everyone

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like to charge reblog to cast

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

🕯️🕯️ may all 🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️corrupt politicians🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ meet their fate 🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ ‧͙☆༓happy ides༓☆‧͙🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ to all 🕯️🕯️

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

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What are everyone's preference on type? We can do this in a Pokémon Stadium style, loaner battles arent unown after all ;)

There are twelve of us. Fourteen if you count our den mamas

There’s a Pokemon team challenge for ya whenever you wanna challenge yourself ;)

-Elwin of @the-children-of-gotham

ooooo

Fun! I'll meet yall sometime at the Bay, lets go with 2 v 2, how about a double battle style? I can bring Jackie along as my partner