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Awwww thank you for the tag!!! no pressure tag (bc Iâm like- critically offline here and have like two mootsâ): @the-original-robin-l and anyone else who would like to join!! <33
what color is your aura?


no pressure tags: @thekinslayed @connorsui @sarahsangelicdoll @rafeysbangs @angelspitxx @wicked-barbie @deadonyouraccount @rafescorpsebride
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Looked fun so I decided why not so here is âAlexis Coreâ






(Very much me if I do say so myself.)
This seemed like fun so here we go.
rules: go to pinterest, search "your name + core", post six pictures and tag six people <3






All of my mutuals, I want to see you do this, but especially @laikaflash !!!
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Oh boy I can't wait to see what kind of posts are in my favorite character's tag! :D
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Bruce Wayne x GN! Reader Headcanons.
-Bruce Wayne isâŠnew ish to the dating pool, I mean, itâs not like he has a lack of woman whom would date him, but still, he doesnât ACTUALLY go out of his way to ask someone out.Â
-So when he meets you he knows heâs whipped. All he wants to do is ask you out, introduce you to his kid (Damian) and all the strays he houses (his large amounts of wards.).
-Heâs never really been the ïżœïżœïżœIâll show you how much I like youâ when it came to partners heâs had in the past, after all they tend to be short and fleeting, but when he saw you interact with Damian and get the boyâs approval he knew, âthisâll last.â
-So his âshowing how much he likes youâ arch has begun.Â
-The flowers he leaves you in the morning every Friday before work because he knows you love them.
-The small notes you find with them (the flowers) on occasion that you love and stick to your fridge, when he finds this out he leaves you a new note every day, he just quickly leaves you a hand written note and slides it in your door so you find it in the morning.
-He will call you after work before he goes on patrol to check on you, make due to remind you to stay safe and ask if you have anything going on this weekend, (he likes to take you on dates on Sunday nights. Itâs like his favorite thing ever-)
-When you do meet his strays- sorry his wards, he prays they like you just as much as he does.
-And they do. First to trust you is surprisingly Damian, after all you were his teacher. (Thatâs how you and Bruce met in the first place.) it was awkward at first but Damian always enjoyed the way you taught and treated others so he was down to make you his Zaza.Â
-Jason was next, he figured, hey Damian of all brats likes you so will he. He also likes that you know how to shoot a gun, when he found out you went to gun ranges he knew you were great, thatâs how you hang out actually. #beingbestieswithJasonstart.
-Obviously Tim and Dick followed not to long after, Tim enjoyed that you didnât mind the quiet or feel the need to fill it, he also enjoyed that you loved helping others (especially him, he wants to learn how to cook but Alfred is scary letâs be real so itâs nice to have someone who wonât judge him for not being perfect- not that Alfred would but he would give the vibe unintentionally.)
-And Dick liked that you were super supportive. Helping him rehearse how he wanted to propose to Barbra, (like bro him and Babs are so cute like AAAGHAGAGA)Â
-So everyone liked you.
-It was nice being with such a large found family, You loved Bruce and you loved his family.
-And he loves that, he loves you, and heâs happy everyone else loves you too.Â
-He knows that one day heâll ask you to be his forever, his Mx. Wayne, but heâs not in any hurry. (Well he is, but he knows you value his company and love without having to be married, and you havenât really talked about it-)
-TLDR He loves you and so does his family and that makes everyone happy.
-Welcome to the family!!
#DC Batman#bruce wayne#x reader#x y/n#Jason Todd#Tim Drake#Damian Wayne#Richard (Dick) Grayson#Bruce Wayne x reader#batman x reader#MAN IM A SIMP FOR THIS DADDY FR-#I was actually going to make this a Dick x reader but ehhhh#Turns out Bruce just makes me đ«Šđ«Šđ«Š
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La Vie en Rose
jason todd x fem!reader
aka jason wildly preferring you over everyone else
4 in 1 blurbs
warnings: standard batfam arguing etc.



You sit curled up embarrassingly close to Jason on the couch, head on his shoulder. The team is still in their gear as they filter into the living room, masks and helmets discarded in scattered locations between here and the cave. The mission had been fairly simple and with all of them together it only took a couple hours to finish up.
As you waited, Alfred had kept your mind busy in the kitchen while he taught you how he makes his famous ice cream from scratch.
The clamor of the heroic partyâs return had made itself known sooner than later, and you think your face must have displayed your emotions nicely because Alfred nodded you away with a small smile and no second thought.
Youâd walked into the living room, weaving through the mess of siblings until a hand snuck out on your left and grabbed your wrist. You barely had time to look at him before Jason pulled you down to sit next him on the sofa. He wrapped an arm over your shoulder, pulling you in and leaving virtually no space between you. His armor sits heavy against you, but a welcome weight on your shoulders.
Tim plops down on the couch across from you and you can just make out a bit of blood on the side of his head, aptly accompanied by an irritated look sprawled across his face. Itâs not enough blood to be concerned aboutânot for themâbut you can venture a guess that whatever they were up to shouldnât have called for any injuries and his pique is likely directly related to that.
Though Dickâs goading aura might have something to do with it too, as he comes crashing down next to him a second later, partially sitting on Timâs cape and pulling him into an awkward angle.Â
Nightwing doesnât seem too perturbed by the younger vigilanteâs agitation and curt manner of pushing him off.
The others are too caught up in chatter to pay much attention to you, and you can be certain thatâs why Jason takes that moment to press a kiss to the side of your head. He lets his lips linger there for just a second as you lean into him.
Alfredâs own entrance is the only thing able to subside the flurry of conversations skirting around the room.
âA job well done,â he commends with a nod. âA selection of ice creams awaits you in the kitchen.â
He gives you a sly wink before retreating back through the swinging door, leaving Stephanie and Cass to practically trip over themselves trying to beat each other to the kitchen. Robin follows after unhurried, mask still on, with his hands behind his back.
Jason kneads your thigh before pushing himself up to stand. He turns back, looking down to you. âWhat do you want?â he asks softly.
You hum, "Just strawberry's good."
Tim sits up, "Can Iââ
"No, you've got legs,â Jason grumbles, stalking off to the kitchen.
Dick barks out a laugh and you bite back a smile.
Tim looks absolutely aghast.Â
âThatâs such bullshit. You know, he used to be nice.â
âNo he didnât,â Dick laughs, shaking his head. âNot since youâve known him.â
Stephanie stumbles out of the kitchen then, the door hitting her back on the way, as she mutters a curse behind her. You can vaguely makeout Jason grunting something back before she rolls her eyes.
Steph looks at you, shaking her head as she returns to her seat, âYou live like this?â
You shrug, âHeâs nice to me.â
âYeah, I bet,â Tim grumbles.
Jason returns after Cass a minute later with a bowl of strawberry ice cream and two spoons. He expertly ignores Timâs unwavering glare as he resituates himself beside you.
He scoops your legs up over his lap and positions the bowl in between you, wrapping the sleeve of his jacket around it so that the cold porcelain doesnât make contact with your skin.
The others have set themselves up so that the four of them are stuffed up against each other on the sofa adjacent to you, very obviously examining you both.Â
And while youâre willing to acknowledge the amused stares and singular glare, Jason only sighs heavily, rolling his eyes as he glares at the coffee table.
Only a few seconds of this are allowed to go by before he pulls over a throw pillow and sets it over your knees, so that it rests atop your heads like a mini-fort, successfully blocking out his siblings' view of the two of you.
You smile and press a light kiss to his shoulder as he simmers.
Regrettably, you miss the way Damian side-eyes the pillow above you as he re-enters the room, perching himself atop the back of the couch behind the others.
âThis is so nice,â Dick preens. âHe used to just leave the room when too many of us gathered in one place. Now he has to stay.â
Stephanie watches the makeshift fort with wary eyes, scooping ice cream into her mouth. âYeahâŠI donât wanna freak you guys out but, uhâŠâ
Itâs quiet for a moment and you guess Cass is speaking.Â
Youâre proven right when Stephanie starts up again, âMy thoughts exactly.â Her voice drops into a raspy whisper that isnât really meant to go unheard, âI donât know who the hell that is, but it is not Jason.âÂ
âThis is unprecedented,â Damian mumbles, dipping into his own chocolate cup.
âDo they always talk about you like youâre not here?â you ask Jason quietly.Â
âYes,â he grumbles with a scornful look directed at the bowl.
A low hiss can be heard immediately after, âIâve never heard him whisper before, what the fuck?â
You canât hide your laugh as well as you mean to, but you know Jasonâs light swat to your thigh is nothing more than a rib.
Mumbles continue along the other couch, mostly going unacknowledged, until Tim busts out, âHe doesnât even like strawberry!â
Jason snaps the pillow out of the way, âThe fuck do you know about what I like?â
Tim resets his posture with one hell of an attitude, snarking, âWell I can name one thing you really seem to fuckingââ
Jason grabs the pillow harshly and chucks it at Tims head which connects with a loud thwack.
Damian swats it away before it can knock him off balance, though his scowl is only half worth what Timâs is.Â
âYouâre unbelievable,â he says with a sneer. âThis is why you donât get invited to movie night anymore.â
Jason doubles back at him, âSorry, is this not your own fucking house?â
Tim huffs, âYes, which iââ
âThen get your own goddamn ice cream!â
Tim huffs as he stands, sending Jason a pointed look. âIâm going because I want to.â
Jason barely gives him a sardonic nod as he stomps off.
âGet me some too!â Dick calls back, only for the back of his head to be met with a sideways grimace from Tim.
As he leaves, the focus of the room seems to shift towards Damian dripping chocolate onto his cape and it fades away from there.
You turn to Jason, lowering your voice to just below a whisper, âIf you donât like strawberryââ
âI like it,â he tells you, leaving no room to argue as he takes a bite.

Voicemail.Â
Voicemail.
Voicemail.Â
Voicemail.
Declined.
Voicemail.
Declined.
Declined.Â
âI swear to God, he better be dead,â Stephanie mutters to herself.
She shuts her phone off and tosses it into the passenger seat with a huff. Her fingers drum against the steering wheel as she scans the sidewalk across from her car.
The night before the majority of the team had been involved in a less-than-successful plan, which some have called âa display of complete idiocy and inability to circumspect.â
Then Tim had to go and make a joke about that word choice in what was apparently a bad moment. This gave way to a harsher punishment of the team being forced to clean the batcave foot by square footânotably, an impossible task.
So naturally, they had to retaliate.
The plan was to dismantle the batmobile piece by piece and leave it a collection of parts for Bruce to find. Problem being, the group as it stood didnât possess the capability to do so without doing a great deal of damage to the parts. Damage, that the family was not willing to face extra retribution for.
Fortunately, they knew just the man for the job.Â
Unfortunately, said man has devoted his life to ignoring their messages, favoring to live peacefully and distantly from them. And because that peace and distance does come with an add-on of borderline complete secrecy from his family, no one had any idea where to look for him.
So, Stephanie decided to do the next most rational thing and track down your location. Sheâd hoped he would be with you like he always is, but for seemingly the first time in the last yearâheâs nowhere to be found.
Now, was revenge for a minor-slight by Bruce so important that it required Stephanie to take all of these steps to get a hold of Jason? No, absolutely not. Sheâs pretty sure that the others have already given up on it by now and started cleaning. But itâs about the principal. And also, she does not want to clean the floors of a cave.
She jumps up in her seat when she spots you exiting a store, scurrying to unbuckle and pry the car door open.
Sheâs across the street in half a second, running directly into your line of sight. It actually wouldâve been very difficult for her to miss your line of sight, considering sheâd landed only a good six inches in front of your face. âHey!â  Â
âOh, fuckââ you jump, grabbing your chest. You take a breath when you realize who it is, less surprised now by the theatrics of the introduction. âHey Steph.â
âHey,â she smiles casually, like she didnât do what she just did. âSo Jasonâs been ignoring us and I need to get a hold of him,â she tells you.
You nod, still collecting yourself. âOh. I donât know where he isââ
She shakes her head, âThatâs fine. Can I use your phone to call him?â
You frown, âIs something wrong?â
âWith him, yeah,â she snarks. âI called him, Tim called him, Dick called him, Cass called him, Damian called him, we used Bruceâs phone to call himâthat was a bit of a long shot, but still. This is our last option. Well, not our last option, if this doesnât work I could get really invasive, butââ She shakes the thought from her head, âNevermind.â
You nod blankly, taking in the mountain of information sheâd just handed you. âHowâd you know I was here?â
She scans your eyes back and forth for a second before her own widen in realization and sheâs shaking her head. âNo, no, donât worry weâre not tracking you! I just hacked into the traffic cameras to find you.â
âOh!â you exclaim, nodding some more. âOkay.â
You hand her your phone without any further questionsâfor your own sakeâand she happily accepts.Â
âYou know I texted him 115 times?â she tells you as she scrolls through your contacts.
You furrow your eyebrows, watching her click his name and press the phone to her ear. âDid you count?â
âWell, I had the time, diâyou son of a bitch! One ring?â Stephanie scorns into the phone.
You can hear Jason groan on the other end of the line.Â
He says something to Stephanie that she follows up with a firm shake of her head.
âNo,â she says defiantly. âShe let me use it.â
Stephanie rolls her eyes, not pleased with his response. âWhat if it was an emergency?â
She listens for a second, skeptical look on her face.
She gasps suddenly, âI am not overstepping, we thought you were dead!â
Over the course of about ten seconds the shock on her face drops into just-been-caught guilt. âWell, I mean we considered it.â
You imagine Jasonâs telling her to give you your phone back as she stands her ground, pushing, âIf you promise to text me back.â
A short response on his end.
âPromise to text me back!â
Thereâs a brief lull before sheâs giving a self-satisfied nod and jostling your phone back into your hands. âHere ya go. Thanks, babe!â She smiles wide at you before jogging back across the street, not waiting for the cars.
You smile as you watch her go, putting the phone up to your ear, âHey Jay.â
You can hear the relief on the other end of the line. âHey sweetheart. You know if you see Steph in public, you can just walk away?â
âIâm not going to walk away from your family.â You look again across the street, âAlso I donât think that was an option for me this time.â

âThat thing is fucking scary.â
Cass smiles fondly, signing, âI think heâs cute.â
Tim eyes the way Salem traipses around his feet, yellow eyes staring up at him. âWhyâs it even here?â
Jason rolls his eyes, continuing to scroll on his phone. âHeâs hers. Deal with it.â
Tim scrunches up his mouth. âShe knows I hate it. And she, unlike you, wouldnât subject me to this just for the hell of it. So again I ask: why is it here?â
Jason huffs, looking up from his phone. âWhat do you want me to say? He wants to be.â
Tim scoffs at that, ââIt wants to beâ? Youâre the one who put it in the car.â
âNo, I didnât,â Jason says factually.
Tim looks at him sideways as Salem leaps onto Jasonâs lap and nudges his hand up. Jason follows along as requested, petting the top of Salemâs head with an open palm.Â
Tim squirms to the other side of the couch with a look of disgust on his face. Salem watches him the whole time. Â
A smile adorns Cassâ face as she signs, âShe says he can read peopleâs energy.â
Tim huffs, resting his head against his fist. âWhat does that even mean?â
The conversation is cut off by the clatter of you and Dick stumbling into the room, carrying a freshly painted headboard. Blue paint coats both of your hands and has no doubt stained your clothes.
Youâre clearly struggling a bit to keep your grip on your end, the weight of the wooden frame dragging your arms down.
Jason stands and Salem flows along with his movements easily, leaping down onto the hardwood. He comes over and helps you lift your end of the frame with a stupid amount of ease, to the point that youâre not even holding any of the weight up anymore. The three of youâless so youâmove the headboard and lean it up against the wall. After it's set down Jason steps back and looks over it gingerly.
âIt looks good,â he murmurs to you, quiet enough to not give his brother the satisfaction of his approval.
Dick had asked you over to help him paint Damianâs bed frame as a surprise for him for not getting in any âaltercationsâ at school this semester. Youâd decided on coating it with his favorite color first and then fill it in with a collection of what Dick has âon good authorityâ are his favorite animals. Itâs a fairly random assortment that youâre not sure adds to or disproves Dickâs credibility. Youâd spent the better half of the afternoon googling animals youâd never heard of just to make sure you projected their likenesses accurately. Dick had been very clear that you had to be precise on the details because Damian would know if he was really looking at a komodo dragon painting or if it was âsome common lizard.â
You sigh, âI hope he likes it. Iâm worried we did it too childish for him.â
âHe is a child,â Jason says plainly.
âBut he is not childish,â you counter. And he sure isnât. Youâd had a hard enough time convincing Damian to watch cartoons, adding a colorful animal mural to his bedroom might be one step too far. Youâre still trying to figure him out.
âHeâll like it,â he says firmly.
You smile, slipping around under his arm and tucking yourself into his side.
Not a moment later, Dick slings an arm around Jason's shoulder, grinning as he pulls his brother in close.
Jasonâs immediately louring. "No, get away from me."
Dick, unfazed and still smiling, removes his arm and takes a big step to the right. You do the same, figuring he needs his space, but you get caught by the wrist before you can do more than sway to the side.Â
âNot you.âÂ
He pulls you back under his arm, wrapping it around the front of your shoulders. You hook your fingers around his forearm, letting your hand hang.
You hear a double-clap from the other side of the room that has you both turning around to face Cass.Â
She signs something to Jason with a fond smile on her face.Â
You look back and forth between them as Jason waves her off. âWhat?â
He shakes his head, âItâs nothing. She saidâshe said weâre cute.â
You smile up at him and he deflectsânot so subtlyâand starts nudging you back towards where the group is gathered, now all standing.Â
Dickâs quick to start bragging off to the room about how great of a job the two of you did and how really complex and daunting it actually is painting animals for a child.
As he talks, your eyes find Jason, whoâs definitely about to roll his eyes any second now. A bit subconsciously, your hand comes up to brush Jasonâs white streak of hair back, away from tickling his forehead.Â
On the other side of Jason, Tim does the same, sweeping Jasonâs hair back in a much more mocking manner.Â
This gives way to Jason smacking his hand away, harder than he needed to.
"WhaâYou let her do it!" Tim protests, overplaying how much the slap hurt.
Jason scowls, "She can do whatever she wants."
Tim drops his shoulders, looking at Jason as if heâd been scandalized. âOh but I canât?â
âNot if it involves touching me,â Jason grumbles.
Tim steps closer, putting a finger to Jasonâs chest. âYouâre such aââ
From the floor, Salem hisses up at Tim, successfully startling the teenager. âAuahhââ
He stumbles backwards, grimacing at the cat.Â
âFucking demon,â he hisses, walking away.
When Timâs far enough away and Salemâs seemingly satisfied, he brushes up against your leg, purring.Â
You peer down at him with a furrowed brow.Â
âWhatâs Salem doing here?â

âIâm not doing this shit with you.â
âNo, come on, 9 out of 10 times is what you said. How âbout just once? Beat me one time at anything, Jaybird.â
âAnything?â Jason asks like he knows damn well Dick canât swear on that word.
Rightly so, Dick backtracks. âSomething agreed upon.â
Jason throws his hands up, partially in exasperation, partially relenting.
Dick smoothly turns his back to him, announcing, âOpening up the room for ideas.â
Damianâs eye roll is almost audible from the corner armchair, where his attention is unmoved from intently sharpening a blade heâd recently come into possession of.
Bruce similarly remains unbothered in his seat, trying to read despite the distractions.Â
âOoh, okay. Okay.â Stephanie wiggles up a little on the couch. âYou could race!â
Dick shakes his head negatively, âI literally just busted my knee up two days ago, Steph.â
âConvenient,â Jason mumbles.
âYou were there!â Dick exclaims with an open mouth.
Steph continues, âUmâŠâ
Cass waves to the room from her position upside down on the couch, head hanging down next to Stephanieâs legs. Attention successfully acquired, she signs, âStaring contest.â
Jason grimaces, âThat sounds like a nightmare.â
Dick gives him a faux-smile.
âYou should play chicken,â Damian chimes in, holding up his knife.
âNo,â Bruce drones monotonously as he flips a page.Â
âTic tac toe?â Steph suggests.
Cass is already shaking her head as she scrunches up her mouth in thought. Â
Jason rolls his eyes, âWhat are we, five?â
Dick nods, cracking his knuckles as he thinks. âNo, we need something that really proves our worth.â
Bruce looks up from his book, staring numbly through his brow, but remains silent.
âYou could arm wrestle,â Steph suggests.
The elder brother twitches at that, âUh, no.â
Cass moves past that before a joke has the chance to be made. âHandstand contest?â she suggests.
Jason shrugs, âYeah, sure.â
The elder brother looks at him incredulously. âYouâll do a handstand contest with me?â
âThatâs what I just said.â
Dick scoffs, âJaybird, Iâm an acrobat, youâre just some guy.â
Jason, not giving him the courtesy of eye contact, pulls his sweatshirt off from his back. âWell, youâre a lot of things, arenât you?â
Dick throws his head back with a squint.
Jason fishes his phone out of his pocket and Dick follows suit, offended stare maintaining all the while.Â
No exchange is required as they both toss their phones across the room, landing together with a rough clatter on Damianâs lap. Damianâs resulting glare is borderline disgusted.
Dick starts them off, âAlright, go. OneâŠtwoâŠâ
Both men push up onto their hands, muscles flexing as they find their balance. Dickâs form is better, of course, but Jason looks to have a stronger foundation.  Â
They both hold strong as several minutes go by with the brothers only maintaining the attention of some of the room, and the interest of none of it.
Stephanie huffs and tilts her head, thoroughly unentertained with the consistency theyâre both managing.Â
âStarting to wish theyâd picked something that moved along a little faster,â she murmurs to Cass.
Dick glances over at the younger brother, clearly displeased with his lack of trouble keeping up with him. He shuffles closer one hand at a time, using the decreased distance to poke at Jason with his foot, trying to knock him over.
Jason kicks him back harder, âHey! Donât be a dickââ
âVery funny,â Dick leers.
They both end up finding a struggle to keep balance and are forced to mind their own. Â
A chime rings out from the corner that has heads turning briefly in his direction before coming back to the competition.Â
âWhose was that?â Dick calls out.
Damian leans over and inspects the screens with disinterest. âToddâs.â
Jason adjusts his position, âWho is it?â
Damian responds with your name.Â
âAnd?â
He picks up the phone shrugging like he couldnât care less, âShe wants to know if you want to go see some movie.â
Thereâs a brief silence before Jason drops out of the handstand, standing up.Â
Dickâs blood-flushed face peers up at him, bewildered. âWait, what?â
The family watches with wide eyes as Jason picks his sweatshirt up off the floor and tugs it back on.
Stephanie gawks, bordering on laughing. âAre you serious?â
âYeah,â he says simply.
Dick lets himself fall into a kneeling position with a huff, âYou would rather go to some movie you donât even know the name of than win a bet?â
Jason moues at him, âUh, yeah.â
He tosses a twenty at Dick, and plucks his phone from Damianâs hand as he strolls past him, typing out a reply.
Cass sits up a bit and signs up to Stephanie, âDoes he even like movies?âÂ
Bruce, now attention now fully removed from his book, watches Jason exit with the slightest hint of a smile. Dick sits dumbly on the floor, staring after him with an open-mouth.Â
Damian twists the knife in his hands around contemplatively before rising to stand.Â
âI will go,â he announces, dropping his blade onto the seat of the chair. Jason grumbles a no but Damian follows after him just the same.

you know what happened to the last guy that didnât reblog? ⊠đȘđ§šđ„đ”â°ïžđȘŠ
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âŠthis is so bad but hereâs the Fic
The Waffle House employee versus the Joker. It was a long shift you had kind of just finished cleaning everything swept the floors wipe the countertops took care of your last customer and just as you grab the key to leave thereâs a bang and then thereâs another and another and another You stand there very very confused what the hell just happened? Why is there so much banging why is it so easy for people to get laid and not you all of these questions questions and no answer answers. And so you decide Iâm gonna check this out. I need to know what just happened You look outside the window in there is the joker. It was crazy a little far-fetched. He was alone by himself, but he had a gun and he looked at you and you knew I shouldâve stayed home. This is too much **** work for Wednesday night but in Gotham, I guess nothing was actively normal. This couldâve easily just been a normal Monday if it was Monday, it was Wednesday was halfway through the week you needed a break. OK you were exhausted. And so he enters. He breaks the glass it shatters everywhere. Youâre freaking pissed because you just cleaned up and you know what youâre tired you are incredibly tired and so you slap the **** across the face OK you slap him hard. He looks like you stunt. Heâs thatâs crazy. Why would you slap me and you look at him and you say you broke the window, but you didnât break it so it got outside no you broke it so got inside and itâs all on my floors And I just swept. Heâs like I got a gun and theyâre like Iâm gonna kill you if you donât sweep my floor right now no he looks at you. Heâs scared you look arranged like a lunatic and he is a lunatic so this is even worse because he thinks genuinely that you were a lunatic that you were the problem not it and to be fair heâs right you get paid maybe Eight dollars an hour you donât get it. You donât get paid nearly enough to do with this guy and so instead of trying to please you or whatever you know, he tries to threaten you again heâs like well give me all your money and youâre in your like absolutely not. Youâre gonna sweep this floor and hope to God I donât kill you and then you know drag you out to the freaking freezer dude and so you know heâs scared now heâs like what is going on right now and then and then it happens you take the broom you said if you donât sweep right now will beat you what you want. Iâm gonna kill you with this broom And heâs like whoa whoa youâre not gonna kill me with this broom donât say that and youâre like yes, I will and so out of fear you know, we also take the broom from you, but you know you feel feisty you hit him, upside the head with the that you get to work and you throw the broom at it and so heâs panicked you know heâs sweeping the floor and heâs just like whoa. What a person this is crazy you know that night joker did what you told him you swept the floors hell he got one of his one of his pants to fix the window before you left. Nothing was touched. It is known now that no one not a single person who has any kind of ill intent will go anywhere near that waffle house theyâre scared of you all of them every last villain jokers not easy to scare, but you look so arranged so so crazy so exhausted he just couldnât. He couldnât bring himself to do anything more occasionally if you see him out, he heâll give you money. Heâll apologize to you. Itâs itâs crazy how the tableâs done turned.
A waffle house employee
But not just any waffle house employee, one who works in Gotham City.
Them vs the joker, who's winning?
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âŠwelpâ
I did this quiz and...I won, I'm not hearing anybody out.

Tags: @onthegoodsideofthings @justagirl-with-aphone @ghostxrose ,anybody else can join.
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I feel like whenever Katsuki is gonna go out for missions or on trips where he is needed (he wouldnât go if they didnât ABSOLUTELY need him,otherwise itâs fuck you to those whom ask that favor of him),and when heâs finally situated and ready to go, he grabs you by the jaw and peckers your face with a bunch of kisses
*mwha,mchua,mchh,msshh,*
All those sound would come from Katsuki and his lips hitting your face alone. Then after heâs done peckering your face,he would attack your lips next. You act playfully disgusted, but he knows youâd die without his kisses. (heâs the one who wouldnât survive a minute) slurping and groaning into each others mouths would fill the air as you both end up breathless.
âMâleavinâ
âStay safe,I love you.â
âI will,love ya more.â
He would stay safe,because he couldnât leave him girl to just fend for herself,and thereâs no damn way in hell heâd leave her for another guy to snatch her up. Not on his watch,dumbass.
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Fuck yeah! Sending you all my luck bestie boo!!! â€ïžâ€ïžâ€ïžâ€ïžđ©đ
Go get a hot gf!!! I believe in you!!
alright fam I need to know, do you plan to go back and ask that cutie girl bartender out-
yes or no.
because like- Iâm fucking nosey and I need to know-
i just left the bar (diff gay bar) but i do plan to go back later this week and ask her. iâve just been busy since i just turned 21 & have been going to all the bars in my city.
but long story short she was gorg and she made me giggle so absolutely yes
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I ALSO THOUGHT THIS WAS CUTE!!! So I made Bakugou and me because yes đ
itâs the first day of christmas month and i thought iâd bring this cutesy picrew back !! link is here ! i made one of me and satoru + my favorite trailblazer âĄ
no pressure tags : @sweeteaas ă @todorokies ă @diivineangel ă @iid-smile ă @unriding ă @screampied ă @kaq3yma ă @madaqueue ă @sanemistar & anyone else who wants to join ! ê°Ő ÖșÍđŠ^àŸàœČđŠ ÍŐ ê±
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miss pretty



{single dad!katsuki bakugo x kindergarten teacher f!reader}
summary: katsuki bakugo has never liked mess and always made sure his son and his life reflected just that. with years worth of a sparkling clean and organized home, toys put away and not once scattered about, and a barking knack over any calls of disorder in his lifeâ meeting you, his sons sweet and sugary kindergarten teacher who was the definition of pure and who was for some reason turning his fiery heart into complete gooâ was altering his boring strict cycles of no messes around⊠and for the better.
warnings: cursing, FLUFFF GALORE MY GAWD??, no smut but a lil steamy something, slight angst, afab!reader, katsuki thinks you are an ANGEL, sunshine x grumpy trope, mentions of abandonment, WHOLESOME AFFF, use of y/n, all characters are aged up.
word count: 11.4k
authors note: THIS MAKES ME WANT TO BE A MOTHERRRRR omg this one is sickeningly sweet and iâve gotten a few requests to do sunshine x grumpy with sir katsuki and i WAS ALLL OVERRR ITTT i hope i fulfilled!!! <333 THANK YOU THANK YOU AS ALWAYS FOR ALL OF YOU BEING SOOO SWEETT TO MEEE I LOVE YOUUUU MWAAAHHH :] <33333
katsuki bakugo hated messes.
âoi!â he grunted, his sonâs little head turning to look at him as he munched on his gummy fruit snacks from the backseat. âyou better not leave that wrapper in here. take it outside with you when i drop you off.â
âkaaayyy!â his son dragged out happily, completely unphased by his dads snappy personality as he contemplated on which color fruit gummy to eat next.
âand wash your hands too. ask your teacher.â
âmhm!â he chirped.
âand donât be a brat. pay attention.â
âyup yup!â
and for the most part, his life reflected that almost entirelyâ raising his son to always clean up after himself and not make bombastic huge messes around the house, begrudgingly understanding that heâs a small growing human, that a little spill of apple juice or two is basically guaranteed⊠but he just hated mess, and heâll be damned if he doesnât raise his son right to be a clean and organized man even at five years oldâ katsuki keeping everything in his life practically spotless.
that was of course, until he met you.
katsuki shoved through the other parents in line as he went up to the front desk in the main office with a grip on his sons little hand, not giving a damn about the glares and huffs of bewilderment he got as there was no way in hell he was gonna wait like an idiot with the rest of them.
the lady at the front desk raised a quizzical eyebrow.
âcan i helpââ
âwhere the fuck is room twenty four.â
her eyes bulged open as the rest of the parents in line softly gasped and murmured.
âeâexcuse me?ââ
he rolled his eyes.
âroom twenty four.â he pushed. âwhere is it?â
âsirâ if you need me to help you iâd like you to wait in line untilââ
âhah?! absolutely not.â he spat. âif i wait in that fucking line my sonâs gonna be late why canât you just tell meââ
âuh sir if you couldââ
katsukiâs son giggled as he continued to spout profanities at the poor front desk lady.
ââsir please no foul language there are children aroundââ
âi donât give a shit! just tell me where room twenty four is what the hell is so hard about that?!ââ
âoh! thatâs my class!â
katsuki snapped his head over, fiery red eyes shooting towards the voice until they landed on yours.
âis he one of my kids?â you smiled sweetly, eyes coming down to look at his son.
âohââ he let his shoulders relax just a tad as he watched you fix the strap of his sons backpack on his shoulder. âi meanâ if your class is twenty fourââ
âit is!â you beamed, nudging your head. âiâll show you where!â
âhiii miiiissss!â his son greeted, happy and silly as he followed you down the hall.
âhi honey!â you gushed, just as excited as he was as you patted over his blonde scruffy hair. âwhatâs your name?â
âmilo!â
ânice to meet you milo! are you excited for your first day?â
âyeaaahh!â he cheered, smile bright as he grabbed your hand.
katsukiâs eyes widened.
âmilo!â he snapped lowly. âwhatâd i tell ya? you canât grab her hand like that you have to askââ
âoh itâs alright!â you dismissed, smiling. âi donât mind it at all! the other kids do it too.â
milo snickered and stuck his little tongue out at his dad, and katsuki rolled his eyes.
âis he yours?â you asked kindly, tilting your head.
âwho else would he beâŠâ he grumbled.
âi guess youâre right!â you giggled. âhe looks just like you.â
katsukiâs eyes flickered to yours before dropping back down, a permanent furrow in his brows as you all rounded the corner.
âhere we areââ
âooo! ooo!â milo hopped up and down. âmiss you have race cars?! dad can i please go?!â
he looked over, a mountain of toys scattered about in the classrooms play area, little kids already making a damn mess and the school day hadnât even officially started yet.
âthe hell you asking me for? ask your teaââ
âmiss miss can i please go play with the race cars?!ââ
âof course my love! go! go have fun.â you smiled, gently ushering him on before milo zoomed over to the play area and crouched down with the rest of the kids.
âoi!â katsuki barked. âput them away when youâre done!â
he huffed under his breath as he watched his son give him a thumbs up and fucking dump the entire bucket of race cars down on the âabcâ play rug, taking one in each hand and dragging them across floor.
âheâs so cuteee.â you grinned. âiâm glad heâs not afraid being itâs his first day.â
âoh fuck no.â he mumbled. âmilo doesnât care. the little runt doesnât have a filter and does whatever the hell he wants without askinâ sometimes.â
he leaned against the doorsill as he watched milo converse with another kid and share a car, satisfaction in his chest that his son was sharing and being nice.
âbut i guess he gets that from me.â he finished off.
you nodded. âbut thatâs a good thing, isnât it?â
he pursed his lips.
âin my experience, not really.â
you hummed.
âi think itâs definitely a good thing⊠iâd rather be assertive of things and not be afraid of what the consequences will be.â
katsuki looked at you, properly this time.
âwhatâs a kindergarten teacher afraid of?â
you shrugged, a slow playful grin spreading across your face.
âparents.â
he snorted, crossing his arms over his chest and you quickly had to look away, a pink buzz to your cheeks at the way his big built arms flexed.
inappropriate inappropriate inappropriateâ
âi donât know how you do it..â he spoke lowly.
âdo what?â
âtake care of little shits all day.â
you laughed loudly, reeling over a bit as he watched you out of the corner of his eye.
âi donât take care of them! i teach them.â you quipped cutely. âtheyâre small, but this is when their brains drink up the most knowledge⊠and i love to see the progress from the beginning of the year compared to the end! i love it all really.â
pure.
katsuki curtly nodded, your sweet positive ambiance throwing him completely off, as he doesnât think heâs ever met or surrounded himself around someone whoâs directly emmitted the feeling of sunshine and rainbows and candy as much as you did.
and his cheeks flared up for some reason.
âoh!â you looked to the time on your little wrist watch and walked inside your classroom. âitâs almost time to start! i have to wrangle them all in their seats heh!â
katsuki swallowed and nodded.
âmilo!â
he turned and upon seeing his dad wave him over, milo dropped his toys and bounded to him.
âdonât give her a hard time alright?â he spoke sternly, nudging his head over at you for emphasis. âlisten. listen and learn and be the best one in there.â
âkaaayyy!â
âand you let me know if any of the other kids mess with you or you deal with it yourself. you already know howââ
âbeat the crap out of them!â he cheered loudly and katsukiâs hand flew to clasp over his sons mouth before his frantic eyes looked at you.
the last thing he needed was someone to call up fucking child protective services on him.
âheâs joking! heâs joking⊠fuck.â
you giggled hard and clutched your stomach, your pretty smile sending katsuki for a loop.
âno youâre absolutely right!â you waved your hands in front of your face, reassuring. âtreat others the way you want to be treated, so if someoneâs being mean to you, bite back milo, okay? and also let me know first though!â
katsuki gave you a wobbly tiny smile amidst his branded serious face, looking at his son then and ruffling up his hair.
âokay, go.â milo ran off. âand donât let me pick you up with dirt all over your clothes ya hear me?!â
âbyeee daaaddd!â
you could tell that behind his harsh exteriorâ the slight purse of his lips, stiff frame and bouncing leg gave away that he was only worried about his kid and his first day of school, a sight youâve seen time and time again since you started working as a kindergarten teacher, and one that never failed to warm your heart.
âdonât worry!â you sweetly smiled, and katsuki switched his gaze over to yours. âiâll watch him especially⊠okay? to ease the nerves.â
he softly snorted, attempting to play it off but internally relieved as he pushed himself off the doorsill and nodded, thankful that the teacher milo got was as kind as you.
âumâŠâ he mumbled. âkatsuki.â
you tilted your head. âkatsuki?â
âitâs my name idiot.â
âoh!â you giggled, a blush rising in your cheeks again as you tried to simmer it down. ânice to meet you katsuki! iâll see you after school then with milo?â
he stiffly nodded, the way his name sounded so sugary off your tongue something heâd never heard before in his life or was used to at all.
ââŠya gonna tell me yours or what?â
âsorry!â you sputtered, laughing nervously. âsorry it justâ flew! you knowââ
you stuck your hand out and offered it to him.
ây/n!â
katsuki untangled his arms and firmly shook it, grip strong and one that nearly made you stumble forward as you caught yourself and smiled.
âiâll see you katsuki!â
out of all of the kids youâve taught, milo was by far the cutest one.
the little man was like your personal assistantâ a little bee buzzing around as he followed you everywhere in the classroom and helped you clean up after the rest of the kids that didnât, âyellingâ at some of them to and cutely scolding them whenever heâd catch them leave some things behind, and was always on watch for you like a security guard with his little balled up fists on his hips, surveilling the classroom for any misbehaving kids or messes that youâd missed throughout the day.
all traits you no doubt knew he got from katsuki, even if you had just met him. it was pleasantly obvious.
âthanks for helping me out today, milo!â you gushed, pushing another students chair in as they all sat down and chattered for lunch. âyou made my job a lot easier!â
âreally?!â he squealed, big glimmering eyes beaming up at you before he happily chowed down on some apple slices.
and you noticed then miloâs lunch was insane, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches cut up and molded neatly into the shape of panda bears, his watermelon and apple slices shaped like stars with carrots and celery lined up with a little wedge of lemon if he wished, tiny rice balls on the side for a little snack you figured in case what he had didnât fill him upâ all so considerate and carefulâŠ
âwow!â you exclaimed, kneeling down next to him. âyour lunch looks so yummy my love! did your mommy make this?â
ânuh uh!â he shook his head, cheeks filled with watermelon. âmy dad did!â
you faltered.
âkatsuki made this?â
âwhoâs katsuki miss?â he asked curiously, sipping on his little juice box after swallowing the fruit in his mouth.
you giggled. ânothing! nothing. enjoy your lunch okay?â
you went to stand, but miloâs hand shot out and caught your wrist.
âcan youâ can you eat lunch with me?â he mumbled shyly, fiddling with some carrot pieces in his hands. âplease.. i always eat with my dad but heâs not hereâŠâ
your eyes softened and you quickly nodded.
âof course! let me just go grab my lunch and ill bring it over! sounds good?â
âyaaaayyyy!â he cheered happily, arms up as you scooched a tiny chair over from a nearby table and sat with him, laughing at his cute expression.
you knew you shouldnât use a little kid to pry⊠but you were guiltily curious as to know if katsuki was married or not for reasons that made you ridiculously flustered and red in the face over.
and you wanted to be respectful in case he was⊠since the ogling you did at his muscles this morning through his black ribbed tank was the most embarrassing moment of your career and one you hadnât seen coming at all, it catching you off guard and feeling horrible if katsuki indeed had a wife.
but he didnât have a ring on his fingerâŠ
âmilo?â you spoke up softly.
he smiled big. âyes miss!â
âdoes your mommy make you lunch as well or just your dad?â
he shook his head. âjust my dad! i donât have a mom.â
your shoulders deflated.
he didnât have a mom⊠at all?
you slowly reached over then and patted his blonde hair, smiling warmly as his cheeks went pink. âthatâs alright! iâm sure your dad makes you lunches like this every time huh?â
âyeah!â he gasped excitedly. âyesterday he made pizzas and cut them into dinosaurs! it was so cool! and then!â and then this morning for breakfast i had waffles that looked like dynamite blasts!â
âoh my goodness!â you giggled, your heart absolutely thumping over the fact that katsuki was so dedicated to his son like that. âman, i wish my lunches were as cute as yours!â
his little eyes snapped to yours.
âiâll tell him!â
your brows furrowed confusedly. âwhaââ
âto make you lunch! iâll tell my dad to make you lunch!â
your eyes widened and you frantically shook your head, cheeks blazing as you laughed. âoh no my love! thatâs totally okay donât worry about me sillyââ
âiâll tell him iâll tell him iâll tell him!ââ
âmilo itâs okay! iâm a big girl.â you grinned. âiâm supposed to make my own lunches.â
milo grumbled and plopped a carrot in his mouth, begrudgingly chewing as he sat there in thought.
ââŠwill you at least let me share some of mine?â
you pouted at his generosity, wondering how a kid could be so sweet as you nodded and held your hand up.
âof course sweetie! whatever you waââ
milo plopped all of his peanut butter sandwiches in your palm and grinned, earning a gasp from you.
âmilo this is too much i canâtââ
âeat it! eat it! eait it!ââ
by the end of the day, you managed to get milo to take back his sandwiches in exchange for one singular watermelon star piece, him still doing his regular duties of being your little assistant and helping you clean up after everyone before the final bell rang signaling the end of class, you carefully making sure each kiddo got their designated backpack (as there was often a mix up) and art pieces they made for their parents to take homeâ a permission slip for the end of the year field trip tucked away inside their bags.
and the minute you stepped outside with the rest of the kids, you were surprised to see that katsuki was one of the first parents there as he stood directly across from your classroom with crossed arms, an angry usual scowl on his face that made you laugh to yourself as you led your kids to sit down on a bench in a single file line until their parents physically came to get them or their vehicles pulled up.
âmilo!â you tapped his shoulder gently. âyour daddyâs over there!â
âDAAADDD!!â
milo jumped up and ran across the grass, his tiny arms out as katsuki smiled softly and crouched down to pick his son up and settle him on his lower abdomen, you wringing your fingers behind your back and walking up to them.
âwere you a brat?â he grunted.
ânope!â
âdid any kids mess with you?â
ânope!â
âdid you leave a mess?â
ânope!â
you giggled, and katsukiâs eyes snapped in your direction.
âhow was he?â
âhe did so good!â you gushed, patting miloâs back as he grinned. âwas my little helper and everything! didnât leave a single mess behind and helped me clean up after everyone else⊠he even made sure everyone was paying attention and not misbehaving.â
âyeah! yeah! see dad?â milo poked his dads cheek. âi didnât lie!â
ânever said you lied you little runt.â he scowled. ââŠbut good job.â
âthanks!â
katsuki set him down after milo started kicking his legs and saying something about the swings, him instantly running towards the playground and to the slide.
âdid he actually do all of that?â he spoke up.
âoh yes!â you quickly nodded. âiâve never had a kid do that before so it was really nice of him to!â
you detached your fingers from around your back and fiddled with them.
âyou teach him well katsuki.â
he scoffed and turned his head, cheeks pink as he tried to regain his composure.
âdamn right i do.â
you giggled then, the memory of milo telling you he didnât have a mother suddenly popping into your mind as you watched him happily slide down the blue slide head first.
âhey i donât mean to um..â you timidly began. âi donât mean to pry butââ
katsuki raised a brow at you and you snapped your mouth shut.
ânothing! nothing nevermindââ
âspit it out.â
âno itâs alright! sorry iââ
he glared and you cowered, smiling bashfully as you bit your bottom lip.
âmilo⊠milo mentioned that he didnât have a mommy? i was justâ wondering if that was trueâŠâ
âtchââ he shook his head. âthatâs what you were afraid of askinâ me?â
âi told you iâm scared of parentsâŠâ you slumped cutely, and he chuckled.
âitâs just me and him.â he answered. âhis momâs never been a part of our lives.â
your heart sunk a little, eyes sad as your gaze shifted to milo playing and racing around with another kid.
âdonât do that.â
you jumped and looked at katsuki.
âdoâ do whatââ
âlook all sad and shit.â
he hesitantly reached over and planted an index finger to the crease between your brows, the feeling rough as he tried to gently drag it down and smooth over the lines.
âitâs fine.â he grumbled, letting his arm fall to his side. âit doesnât bother him. at least i donât think it does.â
âno!â you spoke quickly, a crazed blush on your cheeks. âit doesnât! and milo speaks so highly of you⊠especially the lunches you make him.â
his brows furrowed. âhis lunch?â
âyeah!â you nodded excitedly. âyou prepare it so so well! how do you get his sandwiches to look like little bears? and his fruit?! every time i try to cut mine into stars they always break in halfâŠâ
he huffed out a laugh, finding your little whine funny as he reached over and ruffled up your hair, you smiling cheekily in response.
âdo you use molds?â you asked politely. âto shape out the bear?â
âfuck no.â he scoffed. âi do it myself.â
your eyes flew open.
âwhat?! so thatâs really just you? and the dinosaurs too? the pizza dinosaurs? and the waffles? the ones that looked like dynamite blastsââ
âjesus christ how much did that kid tell you?â
your face grew hot as you smacked a hand over your mouth.
âsorry!â you giggled. âi just was thinkingâ that his lunch was really cute and thoughtfulâŠâ you took your hand away from your face. âiâm really glad that you do little things like that for milo to make him happy.â
katsuki stared at you, your swarm of compliments and sweetness and sunshine and butterflies almost suffocating as you looked at him with those pretty doe eyes, his throat oddly closing up the longer he stared right back and allowed you to pull him into your world of wonder and abc blocks and puzzles.
but it wasnât suffocating in a bad way, not at all.
and⊠maybe he did want you to pull him in.
âdad dad dad!â
milo ran over, sweaty and red faced as he reached the two of you.
âthereâs a dead lizard in the slide!â
âa dead lizard?â you laughed, surprised as you reached for his little water bottle from his backpack on the ground and uncapped the lid, handing it over and ushering him to drink.
katsuki didnât know why the domestic sight of you doing that made him melt a bit.
a bit.
âyeah miss! it was big and gross.â he breathed out after gulping some of his icy cold water. âbut i buried him!â
his dads red eyes snapped down to his and narrowed.
âdonât tell me you touched that thing milo.â
âi did!â he giggled.
âoh my fucking godââ katsuki snatched his hand and started pulling him to the car as milo giggled and stuck his tongue out.
âitâs a prank! some other girl in my class did⊠but i helped with the dirt!â
you chuckled softly as you watched katsuki stop and roll his eyes, coming back over to you with a hyper milo.
âsay bye to your teacher ya little runt. and youâre still taking a shower when you get home!â
âbut i donât wanna take a showeerrr!â milo whined, letting go of his dads hand and running to you, you crouching and extending your arms big with a pretty smile.
âbye my love!â you hugged him tight as he giggled. âiâll see you tomorrow okay? and give your daddy a break. no more digging up dirt and playing with dead lizards.â
âkaayyyy!â
you both let go and he stepped back, pressing a quick kiss to your cheek before bouncing back to his dad.
katsuki choked on his spit.
âoi!â he barked. âyou canât just kiss her cheek milo the hell is going on with you?!ââ
âitâs okay donât worry!â you smiled kindly. âheâs just being sweet is all! i donât mind.â
âyou sure?â he pushed, milo snickering. âiââ
you waved him off and wrung your fingers behind your back, leaning forward.
âiâll see you tomorrow morning kats!â
and he froze, nodding hard as he quickly took miloâs hand and backpack before walking to the car, his heart completely aflame in his chest and cheeks red as he led his babbling son further into the parking lot and inside the car, buckling him up in his car seat before hopping in himself and starting the engine, unbelieving that he had barely just met you and he was already thinking and acting like a fucking dumbass.
âand then we learned the days of the week! oh!â and we learned numbers! i can count to fifteen dad!â
âthatâs good milo.â he responded, pulling out of the schools parking lot and craning his neck to see if he could catch a final glimpse of you and settling once he did, you so pretty and conversing so nicely with another kid until he was out of the lot.
âdid you eat all of your lunch? y/n tells me ya shared with her.â
âi did! i did share with her.â he grinned. âshe liked my lunch!â
âgood.â katsuki gave him a thumbs up through the rear view mirror. âthatâs good that you always share. especially with her.â
âyup yup! sheâs preeettyyy.â
he rolled his eyes, but a small smile grew at the corner of his lips as he nodded curtly.
âthat she is.â
katsuki continued to drop off his son personally at your classroom every morning before school.
even when it had been a couple of months into the year, at this point many students already used to their route to and out of class and their parents just dropping them off and leavingâ them not even allowed on campus as security rounded every corner and told any parents who wished to go in that they werenât supposed to, as per policy.
but not katsuki.
katsuki didnât give a fuck as he stormed through the main office and ignored the calls of the front desk lady, her already used to the rude asshole who came through the building every morning as he strode by and down the hall to class twenty four⊠wanting to see youâ his sonâs pretty kindergarten teacher that was sweet and joyful and someone who was everything he wasnât, his mind curious and filled with your giggles and smiles throughout the time that heâd gotten to know you and chat with you in the mornings and the afternoons, loving the way you were with milo and treated him like he was literally your ownâ always watching over him and making sure he had had enough to eat and drink and that his hands were washed when he wasnât around.
and even katsuki himselfâ you bringing him candy bags from their classroom parties or donuts that were passed to faculty in the mornings and saving yours for him, treats he always took and ate with no questions asked even though he wasnât a fan of sugary shit and junk food, always making the exception for you.
he had never experienced honest help like that⊠heâd never experienced someone caring enough about him and his son like the way you did so perfectly every single dayâŠ
and katsuki feared that he was a little obsessed.
âoh! miss y/n!â
âyes honey?â you responded kindly, opening a juice pouch for another student and handing it to them carefully during lunch.
milo dug into his lunch pail and pulled out a small container, sticking his hand up and offering it to you.
your brows furrowed, taking it from him.
âwhatâs this milo?â
âitâs from my dad!â
you stopped, heart dropping to your ass as you recounted his words.
from katsuki?
âyourâ your dad?â
âmhm!â
you shakily popped the lid of the container open, eyes widening and filling with hearts once you saw a mix of star shaped strawberries and watermelon and papayas, drizzled over with sparkling strings of honey and singular little blueberries scattered about.
âfor me?â you asked softly, crouching down next to milo. âmy loveâ are you sure this isnât for you? i think your dad cut these up for youââ
ânope! for you!â he gave you a big toothy smile before stuffing his mouth with crackers. âhe told me not to eat it and to give it to you.â
he swallowed and reached up, you tilting down your head so he could pat it just like you always did for him.
âi hope you like it miss! they look like the ones you told me looked cute!â
âiâ i love them milo.. thank you!â
you picked up a papaya piece and ate it, entirely dazed and love struck as your tastebuds savored over the sweet velvety thick honey, literally blinking back tears at how thoughtful and kind katsuki was.
he didnât have to do this at all⊠yet he took the time anyways out of his morning to do this for you.
and your heart nearly fucking gave out.
after school once you got your rowdy kids to sit neatly on the bench and wait for their parents, you extended a hand for milo and he hopped off the bench and took it, you both walking up to a waiting katsuki as he stood there with a soft smile on his face.
âhi kats!â
âhey.â he picked his son up and settled him over his abdomen, miloâs arms clinging around his neck and chin propped up on his dads shoulder as he was exhausted from a days worth of playing and learning.
âi wanted to umââ you peered up at him. âi umââ
his brows furrowed, and just as he was about to bark about you stumbling over your words, he stopped.
your bottom lip was trembling.
you hurriedly wiped your eyes.
âi wanted to thank youââ hic! âfâfor the star shaped fruit this morningââ
âwhy are you crying dumbass?â he mumbled, reaching over and wiping some tears with his rough fingers.
âbecause it was so nice!â you sobbed, shoulders shaking as you let him wipe your cheeks. âandâ and you put honey over it too! you didnât have to do any of that for me!â
âtchââ
he flicked your forehead softly, not enough to hurt you but enough to get you to snap out of your hiccups as you sniffled.
âitâs just fruit y/nââ
âbut itâs not.â you wiped your eyes again. ânot to me anywaysâŠâ
katsuki slowly lowered his arm, gaze tracing over your pretty face and perfect hair and the way you cried over something so stupid, his brain unable to process the fact that an act as simple as cutting fruit up for you could make you this happy, and it made him want to see what you saw for onceâ how you saw the world for exactly what it was and appreciated it regardless of how big or small things were, not snippy or angry or spiteful over everyone and thinking everything was out to get him and his son.
âcrybabyâŠâ he grumbled. âiâm glad you liked it though.â
âi did kats.. a lot. thank you.â you wiped the last of your tears and smiled. âiâm sorry i cried.â
what a pretty sweet girlâŠ
he shook his head and hoisted milo up, him completely knocked out with drool coming out of his mouth as katsuki felt it run down his shoulder, barely even noticing that though as his entire focus was trained purely on you.
was it okay if he⊠asked you out? would it be weird? would you tell him to fuck off?
katsuki internally rolled his eyes at his stupid fucking high school boy thoughts, though it didnât alleviate the gnawing feeling that if you did tell him to fuck off⊠that heâd be angrily mortified at his fail and probably lose the right to talk to you since itâd be too awkward to.
but you were just so fucking sweet. all of the time.
âlisten uhââ he cleared his throat, face growing hot. âi was wondering if ya wanted to eat dinner with me⊠sometime.â
you stared, eyes big and shocked and katsuki took it defensively and entirely the wrong way.
âforget it.â he snapped. âforget it i didnât say shitââ
âno! no noââ you quickly shook your head. âno itâs okay i would!â
he stopped.
âyou would?â
âof course!â you expressed sweetly, cheeks hurting from how big you were smiling as you tried to simmer down your giddy squeals. âiâd love to have dinner with youâŠâ
his tense shoulders slowly relaxed, an eventual small smile growing on his face.
âaâalright uhâŠâ he sighed. âiâd prefer to take ya somewhere nice but i donât really have anyone to watch miloââ
you shook your head again, brows pinched. âoh no katsâ we donât have to go anywhere at all! we can order something in at your place and eat with milo? orâ or my place?â
âmy place.â he replied. âand iâll cook.â
he cooks?!
âokay!â you giggled, your hand reaching up and patting over miloâs sleepy head gently. âsounds good!â
katsuki and you agreed on the details of the date after and bid each other bashful goodbyes, swooning as you watched him walk away into the parking lot with a sleeping milo in his arms and feeling like none of this was fucking real, for you couldnât believe someone as handsome and cool as katsuki would ever be interested in someone like you.
and funnily enough, he felt the complete opposite, stressed and extra snappy as he cleaned the house from top to bottom (though it barely needed it), unnecessarily fixed the positioning of the furniture and made milo put away his toys, him not even whining or protesting like he usually did solely because the little man knew you were comingâ pretty miss y/n with the pretty smile and the nicest lady he had ever met, and one he secretly hoped would be his new mommy every time he saw you and his dad converse before and after school, thinking you would fit the role perfectly.
especially after his dad had given you those fruits as a present!
âmilo!â katsuki called. âcome âere!â
his son ran into the kitchen, toy race car in hand. âwhat!â
âbe good today, ya hear me?â he pushed, face stern as he flipped a kitchen towel over his shoulder and sautĂ©ed vegetables in his frying pan. âplease milo. donât try to be funny and do somethinâ to scare y/n off.â
milo gave him a look.
âscare miss y/n off? dad youâre gonna scare her off not me!â he giggled. âsilly.â
âyeah..â he grunted. âyouâre probably right but iâm just sayinâ. iâm thinking of the time grandma came over and ya put that fake rat in her purse to try and be funny.â
âohhh yeeeeah!â he doubled over in little fits of laughter, holding his stomach as he did. âi did do that!â
âsee what i mean?â katsuki grumbled, snatching the kitchen towel from his shoulder and throwing it down on the counter top, stepping back to peek in the oven. âyou better not do that with y/n please.â
âi wonât!â he grinned. ânot when sheâs about to be my new mommy!â
katsuki choked as his spit went down the wrong pipe, bending over and coughing uncontrollably in his elbow before spinning around and looking at his son with wide eyes and pink cheeks.
âthe hell you just say?â
âwhat!â milo tilted his head. âthat y/n is gonna be my new mommy?â
his eyes grew even wider as he dropped the pan he was holding on the stove and leaned back, running his hands over his face.
âoh you little runt please donât say that in front of her, alright?â
he pouted. âwhy not?â
âyouâll scare her off! worse than when you put that fake rat in grandmas purse!â
âboooo!â milo stuck his tongue out and crossed his little arms over his chest. âwhatever.â
âoi!â
âwhat!â
katsukiâs doorbell chimed and milo booked it to the front door.
âmissss preettyyyy!!ââ
âmilo get your ass back here!ââ
katsuki swung the door open and swooped his son in his arms just as he was about to pounce on you in midair, you giggling and covering your mouth as you watched the scene unfold before you.
âiâm sorryââ
âhiii misss y/nnn!â milo greeted happily, dangling off of his dad as katsuki tried to stop him from wiggling out of his grip. âiâm so exciteeeddd!ââ
âhi my love!â you gushed warmly, smile wide as you extended your arms and walked forward, taking milo in your arms and setting him on your hip. âhow are you? you excited to hang out with meee?â
âyes! yes!â he vigorously nodded. âi wanna show you all my race cars!â
âoh i canât wait to seeee!â you bounced him on your hip and he giggled, you turning your attention and smiling at katsuki.
âhi kats!â
âthe little brat is hoggingââ
milo blew a silly raspberry at him before wrapping his arms around you and shoving his face into your neck.
you laughed and ran a soothing hand over the little manâs back, katsuki rolling his eyes before stepping to the side and letting you in, shutting the door behind him and leading you over to the kitchen.
and jesus christ you looked beautiful, him noting that pink was what you mainly wore on the day to day as he eyed your small rosy cardigan, you walking through his home and looking around and oblivious to the way he was staring at you like a fucking creep.
katsuki bit the inside of his cheek as he watched your eyes scan your surroundings, stupidly nervous about what youâd think of his house and furniture and minuscule decorations, and annoyed with himself that heâd even give a shit about something like that, trying to occupy himself and ignore it as he looked in the oven and lifted lids of various pots and pans, checking over tonightâs dinner.
âiâm sorry iâm behindâŠâ he grumbled and waved his hand around. âhad to clean the house and shower milo since he decided to play in the fuckinâ mud this morning.â
âoh you donât have to apologize for that kats!â you looked at him worriedly. âyou donât have to apologize for anything i totally understandâŠâ
you hoisted milo further up your hip and grinned. âiâm just happy to spend time with the both of you.â
katsuki felt smoke puff out of his red ears as he nodded and scratched the back of his neck, turning slightly and lifting the lids from his pots and pans again.
âmiss preettyyyy!â milo whined. âwhen can i show you my race cars?!â
katsuki scowled and you laughed.
ânow honey! but how about we move some of your toys to the living room so i can spend time with both you and dad? how does that sound?â
âyayayay!!â milo cheered, bouncing on your hip as you smiled cutely and set him down, him running off down the hall and you quickly following after him.
milo talked you through his entire collection of race cars as you both sat down on the living room rugâ telling you the model of each and every one, what they did, how fast they went, they places theyâd gone, and which were his favorites as you excitedly talked to him about his cars and shifted conversation between him and katsuki, a task he was surprised you did so efficiently, but then quickly realized that that was literally your fucking job everyday dealing with little brats talking your ears off and you attending all of them at the same time.
and when it came around to dinner time, you helped katsuki set up even through his snapping and huffing that you absolutely shouldnât, you giving him a silly little face as you assisted anyways and set up miloâs booster seat, picking him up and sitting him down before buckling him up while katsuki placed your dishes on the tableâ
and gourmet fucking dishes at that.
you were bewildered. absolutely bewildered as you gawked over the lasagna platter he set before you, it delicate and fancy looking as he had even draped sauce on your gray ceramic plate in gourmet intricate designs, knowing that katsuki had mentioned to you he was a chef over the several months youâd gotten to know him, but you didnât know exactly to which extent that chef occupation stretched to.
âkatsâŠâ you murmured. âwhat do you do for a living.â
âi told you idiot.â he passed over a couple of napkins and you gratefully took them, taking one then and wiping down miloâs mouth as he messily ate his cut up pieces of lasagna. âiâm a cook.â
âyeah but what kind? where?â
âwhy?â he gruffed. âdoes it look like shit?â
âno!â you giggled. âabsolutely not the opposite actually! this is probably the most beautiful lasagna iâve ever seen in my life.â
âduh.â he responded, but sent you a small smile as he ate. âiâm an executive chef down at a restaurant in the city.â
your jaw dropped. âthe city?! youâre so cool kats! oh my goodness!â
his face flushed.
âmy dad says his boss is a piece ofââ
âdonât say it!â katsuki snapped at his son, eyes wide as you slapped a hand over your mouth to keep yourself from laughing, not wanting to encourage the little man any further.
âmilo i told ya not to cuss until youâre tenââ
âten?!â you giggled loudly and let your hand fall, sticking your fork in your lasagna and eating. âas long as he cusses with you and not at you⊠i think it should be fine!â
katsuki stopped.
you get it. or you rile up his bad cussing habit. either or he might as well have found his fucking soulmate.
âmiss pretty!â milo called.
âyes my love?â
âdo you have a boyfriend?â
katsuki smacked a hand on his forehead and you snickered.
âi donât!â you grinned. âwhy milo?â
âbecause i want you to be my newââ
âmilo if ya shut your mouth right now iâll buy you two new race cars tomorrow.â
his son gasped dramatically and pursed his lips shut, eyes big and excited as he tried to contain himself and do as told.
âhis new what?â you tilted your head cutely, katsukiâs heart hammering against his rib cage as he stuffed his mouth with food.
he shrugged. âthe fuck should i know?â
âbut i wanna know!â you pouted, taking your final bites of your yummy dinner.
he swallowed.
âdo you want dessert?â
you gasped. âoh my god yes! i do!â
âthen i suggest you shut your mouth too.â
you laughed over the table, quickly nodding as you pursed your lips like milo and pinched your thumb and index finger together, running it across your mouth and twisting your wrist like a pretend lock before dropping your hand in your lap, giddy and excited over dessert.
katsuki playfully rolled his eyes and stood, collecting all of your plates and stacking them on top of each other before taking them over to the sink.
âdad!â milo called as he bounced in his seat, katsuki grunting in response.
âwhatâd you make for dessert!â
âmochi.â
âyaaaayyyyy!â he cheered happily. âcan i eat it with y/n in the living room?â
katsukiâs brows furrowed. âthe living room?â
âyeah!â milo exclaimed. âso i can keep showing her my race cars!â
he struggled for a moment before eventually nodding. âalright⊠but donât make a mess i just cleanedââ
you and milo ended up building a fucking fort once he gave you the all clear, you both saying something about it adding to the ambiance as you used the couch cushions for makeshift walls and miloâs choo choo train sheets for the roof and tent, katsuki before he knew it his entire living room a fucking mess as the three of you sat amongst the scattered about pillows and blankets eating your bits of mochi, milo mainly inside the little tent you made for him as you and katsuki were too big to fit inside with him.
his living room was a mess⊠but he didnât mind.
katsuki didnât mind the mess.
your way of living was entirely different from his, as yours had everything to do with mess due to your full time job with kidsâ paint all over your hands and face, marker stains on your clothes and sticky glue residue and pieces of cut up construction paper somehow in your hair, all things katsuki despised for years and made sure his house never reflected any of that.
but in that moment, with his living room in complete disarray and the positioning of his couches utterly fucked up? the dishes still in the sink and the table still set?
katsuki didnât fucking care.
because he had never seen his son so happy. he had never seen him so excited and hyper as you helped him set up and somehow tie fairy lights that katsuki had somewhere up in his attic for holiday seasons around the fort, you looking fucking gorgeous under the dim dark lightning as you read milo one of his favorite childrenâs books you got from his little shelf in his roomâ âthe very hungry caterpillar,â one of your favorites too as his son followed along with you and giggled whenever youâd make a silly joke only a five year old would find funny.
and katsuki felt warm⊠thatâs all he ever felt when he was around you.
is this what it was like to be a family?
âoh my goodness i almost forgot!â you quickly sat up and handed milo the book, him taking it as you crawled over and reached for your bag. âi brought something for you honey!â
milo gasped and sat up. âreally?! what?!â
you pulled out a ceramic cream colored globe with hollowed out stars, a small bulb inside as you scooched on your knees back over to a curious katsuki and milo.
âwoah..â his son whispered. âwhat is it?â
you smiled and reached for the nearest outlet, plugging in the little globe and flicking a switch.
the darkened room illuminated itself then with the soft murmur of a lullaby playing, star shaped shadows slowly shifting around the entire living room as milo gasped and stood, frantically pointing at each moving shadow and gushing while his little mind was trying to process how cool and fascinating this was.
and all katsuki could do was stare at you.
stare at the way you sat back on your ankles and pointed with milo, counting how many stars you could see before it shifted and repeating that for fun, stare at the way both of your eyes glowed with wonder and curiosity, and stare at the way you smiled so gracefully and looked unreal now under the starry lights, his heart on overdrive at how gentle you were and how much you cared about his son.
about him.
and katsuki was sure then he was absolutely sick over you.
you all settled after a while of playing games and eating more mochi, especially milo, the little lullaby knocking him out as he snored next to you in his fort, you and katsuki laying down next to each other as you stared up at the shifting stars.
âiâm sorry i made such a mess in your living room..â you whispered bashfully. âi promise iâll pick everything up before i leave.â
he shook his head. âdonât worry about it i can pick up. itâs fine.â
you smiled at him warmly before looking back up at the ceiling, feet planted on the blanketed flooring as your mindlessly moved your propped up knees side to side.
âwas it hard raising milo on your own kats?â you asked softly, fingers wrung together neatly on your tummy.
âit was at first.â he mumbled. âbut i got used to doinâ it on my own.â
you frowned, not particularly happy with the idea that katsuki had to raise a human being on his own without any help or guidance, wishing that he wouldâve had someone there to help him every once in a while, or just be there for him.
âyou did an exceptional job, okay?â you began. âyou should know that... milo is such an honest kid⊠and heâs so precious too.â
katsukiâs eyes softened, and he couldnât bring himself to look at you in fear of you noticing his stupid flustered face as he opted for keeping his gaze glued to the starry ceiling, your sugary peachy perfume not fucking helping as he decided to sit up instead.
âhe is.â he grunted softly. âdonât know how his mom didnât see that.â
you faltered and sat up with him.
âwhat do you mean?â
katsuki eyed you before looking down, hands flat behind him propping himself up as he thought.
âah⊠milo happened because of some random hookup i had in college.â he mumbled. âdidnât love her or anythinâ, i barely knew her but still told her iâd support her and the baby obviously.â
you nodded, encouraging him to continue.
âi was there through her entire pregnancy and when milo was born⊠but the minute she got discharged from the hospital and took him with her, i woke up at four in the morninâ with a knock on my door and milo left abandoned on my doorstep.â
you gasped, hand hovering over your mouth.
âare youâ are you serious?â
katsuki nodded.
âshe wouldnât answer my calls, my texts, nothing. i went to her house and found out she took the first flight she could to fuck knows where.â he shook his head bitterly. âbut i didnât give a shit about me iâll raise him i donât care. it was never about me.
he looked at you. âit was about milo. i didnât want him to know that his âmomâ left him behind like that, and i didnât want him to think it was his fault or anythinâ⊠shits ridiculous.â
katsuki shifted his gaze back up to the ceiling. âstill donât know how she could ever do something like that.â
the sound of a hiccup make his eyes widen and snap back to you, your eyes filled with fat tears as your bottom lip wobbled, hands coming up to cup over your mouth and nose as you tried to keep it in.
âyouâre crying?â
you nodded, squeaky slight sobs slipping past your throat as you strained to keep everything down.
âthatâs so cruel.â you cried softly, embarrassingly drowning in your tears in front of him yet again. âyou didnât deserve that at all kats⊠milo didnât deserve that you both shouldâve had such a good mommy andâ and a good support systemââ
katsuki pushed himself up and wrapped his big arms around your shoulders, pulling you in and rubbing a hand up and down your back comfortingly.
âyou cry over everything y/n.â
âsââ hic! ââsorryââ
he laid the side of his head on top of yours as you shook, somehow feeling guilty of what he told you just because of how much you were crying.
more than when he gave you those star shaped fruits.
âoiâŠâ
katsuki pulled back and looked at you, reaching up and wiping your tears with his thumbs.
âdonât cry babyâŠâ
baby?!
you funnily sobbed even more and shoved your face in his chest, him chuckling as he wrapped his arms back around you and gently swayed side to side.
âstop it idiot.â he mumbled. âitâs fine. it happened years ago nâ milo and i have always been alright on our own.â
âŠbut he wanted you now.
now that he knew what it was like to be softly cared for by someone precious like you, to feel what it was like to be warm and fuzzy and sunshine and rainbows and candy all of the time⊠and katsuki wanted you so. bad.
âi know..â you hiccuped. âand iâm really glad but i just wish you had someone.â
you pulled away and quickly wiped your wet cheeks. âmâsorry i cried all over your shirtââ
âdonât give a fuck.â
you breathed out a laugh and dropped your hands in your lap, looking at your fingers as you sniffed.
you were always crying for him.
ây/n.â
âyeah?â
he looked to the side with a blush to his cheeks.
âthanks for cominâ today.â
you smiled brightly and nodded.
âof course kats! how could i not?â you looked behind you to a sleeping milo, reaching over and pulling his blanket a little further up his shoulders. âi want you to know that i wanna be there for you and miloâŠâ
he shifted his gaze to you as you turned back around.
âwhetherâ whether you wanna keep seeing me or notââ you gnawed nervously at the inside of your cheek. âwhich i hope you do! butâ but if not thatâs totally fine i just want to be there for you bothâŠâ
how were you so pure? so thoughtful?
âwhy the hell wouldnât i wanna keep seeing you?â he huffed, grumbly and embarrassed as he pursed his lips. âiâd be stupid as fuck not toâŠâ
you blushed, happy shiny eyes looking at him eagerly like he was everything and more, and he wasnât used to people looking at him like that whatsoever as your gaze flickered down to his lips and back up.
and you were so pretty.
ây/n.â
âmhm?â
he slowly leaned closer.
âwould you be mad if i made a move on youââ
âof course notââ
katsuki lunged and planted his rough lips on yours, you tasting like straight sugar and honey as he placed his big hands on the sides of you head and held you like a piece of delicate glass, kissing and sliding your tongues in each others mouths rather quickly and breathy as he moved one hand from your pretty face down to your waist to grip it.
you placed your hands on the blanketed floor and slowly crawled over to him during the makeout, him reaching and wrapping the rest of his built muscly arms around your waist and pulling you to straddle his lap as he ran his hands up and down your sides and back, wanting to feel you as much as he possibly could and squeeze you tight as he gulped your little self down, brows furrowed and lips red.
katsuki pulled away and ran his fiery wet mouth across your jaw and to the spot right below your ear on the side of your neck, your hands gripping his broad shoulders as he bit and sucked and still squeezed you, manhandling you in a way and eating you up.
your eyes fluttered open once you heard a slight rustle, your line of sight catching milo shifting a little in his sleep.
âkâkatsââ you breathlessly whispered, pushing a little at his shoulders.
he grunted.
âmiloââ you pointed. âheâs waking upââ
âthe fucks that gotta do with usââ
âkats!â
he groaned and pulled his mouth from you, scowling over to see his son only shifted positions and was now directly facing the both of you, tiny eyes closed as he drooled and was probably dreaming about race cars and his dads shark shaped pb & j sandwiches.
âthe little runt is fineââ he shoved his face back in and gnawed at your neck again as you gasped.
ânooo!â you whined and giggled softly. ânow iâm scared heâs gonna wake upâŠâ
he huffed and officially pulled away this time, red eyes dilated and half lidded as he looked over your pinky cheeks and shy face, the purple and blue mark he made on your neck making the right side of his lips curve up into a little prideful smirk, you too distracted to notice over the way he clutched and loosened up the hold on your waist repeatedly.
katsuki kept you on his lap and scooched himself down, laying on his back and head on the pillow as he nudged you to lay on him completely over his chest and body, you more than happy to do so as you settled your head on his pecs and got comfortable with his strong arms around youâ feeling so safe and looked after.
and you hadnât expected to sleep over⊠but you just didnât wanna leave, and katsuki sure as hell didnât want you to either as you softly and quietly talked over the small tinkling of the lullaby and miloâs soft breathing, shadowy stars still slowly shifting around you as you easily switched between various topicsâ ranging from serious to silly as you ran a loving hand over his chest and his on your back, the both of you subconsciously lulling each other to sleep until you were just as passed out on the floor as milo.
since then, katsuki didnât wanna let you out of his sight.
as if he wasnât already involved enough with miloâs school activities because of you, this man became a fucking member of the pta and volunteered himself for every single event so as long as you were there, helping you out especially with fundraisers and bake sales as his desserts always sold out quicker than anything else and made bank as he snickered and boasted at the other parents that werenât selling as much, you giving him a silly glare that never failed to shut him right up as he wanted to be good for you and not upset you.
the front desk lady even went from hating him to loving him, katsuki grumbling and chucking her a bag of leftover fundraiser chocolate chip cookies on her desk as he passed by to drop off milo in the mornings, serving as a ticket way in and to get her to shut up now instead of yelling at him from down the hall.
and he continued to give you yummy star shaped fruits.
except now some days they looked like hearts or little flowers, and he always made his fruit assortments different so you wouldnât get tired of them and added different dippings like caramel or chocolate hazelnut, you gushing and nearly bawling literally everyday whenever youâd open the container and milo giggling at you during lunch.
you also never went a day without stopping by or staying over at katsukiâs house since your first initial date, your days so much fun and filled with love as you ate lunch or dinner with the two of them, laughing at miloâs sporadic comments or katsukiâs barking and scolding while you either played with milo, helped katsuki clean up the house and him the kitchen or you the kitchen and vice versa, or simply cuddle on the couch with kisses shared amongst you and katsukiâ the three of you with milo seated peacefully and comfortable in the middle while you watched a movie or lulled the little man to sleep.
and katsuki had never felt so complete as he started leaving messes behind without even realizing or stressing about it, and he didnât know when the fuck it was that he turned so soft and sappyâ the change a bit strange to those who knew him as he was just a teeny weeny less explosive and angry over small things, and more so when it came to you and his son.
âmake sure you keep your little bucket hat on honey, okay? itâs hot today and i donât want you to tire yourself out milo.â
the end of the year field trip for the kindergarteners this year was a voyage to the local wildlife sanctuary, a gorgeous exhibit that sat right next to the national science museum in your city, its main attraction being the 25 foot koi pond and butterfly wonderland that housed various butterfly species and their little habitatsâ the kids field trip assignment being to count how many they see throughout the day and pick one koi fish and butterfly to draw on their journals.
katsuki, of course, volunteered as a chaperone.
âsingle file line please my loves!â you called, hand by your mouth. âand donât seperate from your friends okay?! everyone stay where i can seeââ
âoi!â katsuki barked, snapping and pointing at a rogue kid who decided to break free from the line and run across the grass. âthe fuck do you think youâre doing!ââ
âkats!â you breathed out a shocked laugh. âyouâre gonna get me fired if you talk to the kids like thatââ
âshit! sorryâ iâm sorry baby hold onââ
katsuki booked it across the grassy lawn and caught up with the running kid on the other side, the rest of your class giggling and cackling as katsuki swooped him up with one arm and dangled him upside down while he kicked and swung tiny punches to his abs, katsuki not even flinching.
âdo that again and see what happens brat.â he spat, the little kid not having a single care in the world as he giggled with the rest of the class, all of them deviously planning to piss katsuki off as much as possible since his outbursts were just funny.
âokay okayââ you smiled apologetically at him before taking the dangling boy from his arm and setting him back down, fixing over his clothes and backpack before patting his head and standing upright.
âno more running alright?â you placed your hands on your hips. âdonât we wanna see some cute little fishies and butterflies?!â
âyeeeeaaaahhhh!!â the babies cheered excitedly, each of them immediately returning to their designated spots in two lines as you grabbed your line leaders tiny hands and started the walk down the grassy field to the sanctuary.
âlemme help ya with one line babyââ katsuki went to grab one of your line leaders hands until they burst into a crying fit.
âno! no! i wanna hold miss y/nâs hand!â
katsukiâs eyes narrowed. âwhatâs so bad about me hah?â
âyouâre ugly! miss y/n is pretty!â
the rest of the kids ruptured, laughing as katsuki sent death glares to a literal child, about to spout something nasty until his eyes flickered to your pleading face, his muscles instantly relaxing as he casted his gaze to the ground with a grumble.
you giggled and gave him a sweet kiss to his cheek in gratitude, his face flushing as he eyed your deep blue overalls and pinky shirt and the way your sunglasses sat pretty in your hair on top of your head.
âwhat honey?â you tilted your head.
ânone of your business.â
you snickered and nudged your shoulder with his, looking over at milo from somewhere in the line to make sure he was okay before walking up the front gates of the sanctuary.
the wildlife guide met you once you all were cleared and inside the greenhouse, your kids absolutely restless as they âlistenedâ to whatever the guide had to say and just wanting to break free and run around to look at all of the fishies and butterflies like you had promised, and you not even listening either as you drooled over the way katsukiâs muscles looked under his t-shirt.
âany questions sweetheart?â
âhuh?â your eyes snapped to the guide, cheeks pink as you quickly shook your head. âoh! no not at all! thank you maâam!â
âalrighty then! just please make sure to tell your studentsââ
suddenly your two perfect lines broke apart as the kids started running around and pointing at fluttering butterflies and screaming, the guide looking like sheâd seen a ghost as the usual quiet and serene sanctuary was now the epitome of noise.
âiâm sorry! iâm sorryââ you guiltily apologized. âmy kids will settle down theyâre just excited is allâŠâ
the guide kindly waved you off before walking back to the main office, you turning and expecting to see katsuki standing next to you, but faltering once you saw he was on the other side and pulling one of your kids down that had climbed up the gates of one of the sanctuaries closed off exhibits.
âoh god..â you mumbled, about to make your way over until you spotted milo in a corner alone, staring at one of the koi ponds.
âmilo?â you called softly, walking up to him.
your heart sank once he turned and you saw his little tear filled eyes and wobbling lip.
âoh no!â you gasped, crouching down and taking his tiny hands in yours. âwhatâs wrong my love? are you okay? is it too hot?â
you pushed some of his spiky blonde bangs back from his sweaty forehead as he shook his head.
âi canât draw!â he sniffled. âand the koi fishies keep movingâŠâ
your shoulders relaxed in relief.
âthatâs okay!â you took his journal and pencil, wiping his wet cheeks as you smiled sweetly. âas long as weâre patient with the fishies, theyâll swim back and you can draw them again!â
you opened his journal and flipped to a new blank page, the both of you waiting quietly until a big chubby koi fish swam by.
âthere!â milo whispered and pointed, and you quickly drew what you could, just making out the shape of the body before it disappeared again.
âand now we wait!â you grinned up at him. âthe fishy will come back around and youâll be able to draw it again.â
âkayyy!!â
âand you can draw milo. iâve seen your artwork in class, remember? you always get a gold star!â
he giggled. âi do miss pretty!â
you ran a soothing hand over his back before passing his journal back.
ânow you try honeyââ
âi love you.â
you froze and looked up, katsuki standing there with a sincere and vulnerable look in his eye.
you stood from your crouched position and looked at him wide eyed.
âiâm notâ iâm not good at this kinda shit at all and i always say somethinâ dumb but i do.â
âkatsââ
âand iâm sorry it took me so long to say it but i tried to make it obvious with my stupid shaped fruits nâ shit⊠and i always thought you kinda just knewâŠâ
milo was too busy focusing on catching glimpses of the koi fish to draw with his tongue peeking out to even realize what was going on next to him.
âyouâre so patient baby. the way you are with me⊠the way you are with my kid. i need that in my life and i canât live without it at this pointâŠâ he spoke genuinely. âyour fuckinâ fault.â
you giggled and covered your face with your hands, face hot to the touch and bashful at everything he was telling you.
âcome here.â
you listened and walked forward, dropping your arms as you wrapped them around his abdomen and his around your head, squishing you in his big chest as he propped his chin up.
âdo you love me too or what.â he frowned. âcause if not this is shitty and embarrassingââ
âno i do!â you giggled, pulling away and giving him a cheeky smile. âi do kats you know that⊠i love you. so much.â
he smiled and pecked your lips. âgood, miss pretty.â
katsuki had heard the entire conversation you had with his son, your words seeping with such tenderness and care, and he almost passed the fuck out when he thought about how much of a blessing you were, something heâd be a fool not to snatch up and take as he nearly fucking proposed to you in the middle of the sanctuary like an idiot, not knowing at all how a person that pissed people off for a living was loved by a woman who was the definition of pure.
because how the fuck did an angry dunce like him, get lucky with an angel like you?
âoh my god that dumbass kid is climbinâ the fence againâ oi!â
katsuki quickly kissed your cheek before flying to the other side of the sanctuary, you doubling over in laughter as you watched him fight and tug and pull, your student not budging at all whatsoever and the rest of the kids laughing at how red katsuki was getting in the face.
âmiss pretty!â milo tugged at your overalls, and you looked down to see him holding up his open journal, a cute wobbly sketch of a koi fish on the page as he smiled big. âi drew it! do you like it?!â
âwow milo!â you gushed, crouching down to his level and taking the journal, examining his artwork. âthis is beautiful my love! see? i knew you could do it!â
âthank youuu!â he responded sweetly, his little cheeks blushing as he looked at you like he had another thing he wanted to say.
you tilted your head. âdo you wanna tell me something else?â
âyeaaahhh.â he dragged. âplease love my dad⊠i know heâs mean butâ but he doesnât mean it!â
your eyes softened as milo looked down at his shoes.
âand love me too⊠because i want you to be my new mommyâŠâ
you quickly blinked back tears as to not alarm milo, surprisingly successful at preventing them from slipping down your face.
âi do love your dad honey⊠and you. the both of you i love so so much.â
he beamed. âreally?!â
you nodded, pressing a gentle kiss to his cheek. âand i thought i was already your mommy milo!â
the little man gasped and flung his arms around your neck.
âYAAAYYY!â he yelled. âmiss pretty is my mommy! i have a mommy now!â
ever since you came into katsukiâs life, his way of living materialized into something completely different.
because now instead of his house being plain and boring and organized from top to bottom without a single thing out of placeâ it was warm now⊠happy. and never went a day without smelling like cookies and vanilla as you and katsuki baked with milo any chance you could, set up more pillow forts and tents with starry ceilings, and slept with milo in his room as he snored content in his little bed, you sprawled directly on top of katsuki like he always had you as you both every day intended to leave after putting his son to rest, but ending up falling asleep on the floor each time.
the three of you were a little family.
and katsuki didnât know why he hated messes so much in the first place.
because mess signified that something had been there, something sunny and tender, something that signified family as you peppered kisses over both your boysâ faces everyday and katsuki drowning you in his rough onesâ your man squeezing you so tight all of the time and anywhere, as milo wasnât just his son now but yours too as you took him to the park or to the aquarium on your days off, the three of you gently living as both of miloâs small hands were occupied now instead of just one.
katsukiâs life looked like it had been generously cherished and lived in for a change.
and katsuki bakugo loved messes.
so as long as they were from you.
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me too, me too. đ« đ« đ« đ©đ

I am so pregnant đ§Ą
#Iâm in LOVE with his aged up look!!#LIKE AHAHAHAHSHDGYEBDURHTTH#đ©đ©đ©đ©đđđâ€ïžâ€ïž
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đ§ĄKatsuki Bakugouđ§Ą
*The proposal.*
Katsuki Bakugou, who will sit and stare at you for hours, sighing as he truly takes in his love for you.
Katsuki Bakugou, who has been wanting to propose to you for years now.
Katsuki Bakugou, who is now best man at Izuku and Ochakos wedding.Â
Katsuki Bakugou, who has now been forced to propose to you on the same day.
Katsuki Bakugou, who after his best man speech goes to get the ring and take a moment to calm his nerves.Â
Katsuki Bakugou, who has now gotten a pep talk to assure him that this, this will end well.
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Katsuki takes a few deep breaths, this needs to be perfect. To be honest this was probably the only time he will have it in him to propose. It was Izuku and Ochakosâ idea. They said they wanted to help! They said they wanted to share this day with Katsuki and Y/N so why was he still so nervous? Maybe it was the timing? He needs to be ready by the time Ochako gives Y/N the flowers, he needs to know what to say, how to propose. If only there were better âHow Tooâsâ on this. He runs his calloused hands through his hair. He sighs and pulls himself together, heâs the #15 hero damn it! Sure itâs not high but his partner has motivated him more than anyone and anything. He knows exactly what to say. A smile graces his face as he exits the small room.
You stand in the group of girls, having idle small talk and chatting with old girlfriends from high school, you and Mina started to talk again and are planing to hang out together soon! Ochako giggles and yells for everyone to get ready because she was going to throw the flowers. Squeals and yells of excitement can be heard.Â
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â1!â She acts as if she is about to throw the flowers but she turns and walks straight to you handing the beautiful display to you. You take it a confused but thankful look on your face. She quickly runs away and the group starts to disperse. You look at them confused. You hear someone clearing their throat, you look behind you and see Katsuki.
âWhatâŠâ you breathe out softly, holding the flowers to your chest.Â
âY/N, IâŠIâŠâ Heâs at a loss for words, he looks at her, his face bright. He clears his throat and then gets on his knee.Â
âLook Iâm not good at words, you know this. But IâŠI want to call you my life long partner, I want you to be my spouse, Y/N I want to marry you you have been my best friend and biggest supporter, and the love of my lifeâŠIâŠY/N L/N will you marry me?âÂ
You drop the flowers on the ground and your hands cover your mouth, tears swell in your eyes, hiding a sob as you nod, you run up to him and give him a big hug.Â
âyes, yes! I- Iâll marry you!!â You smiles brightly as tears fall from your eyes. Katsuki laughs happily and picks you up twirling you around. Heâs ecstatic and smiling happily. He puts you down and yells.
âItâs a YES!!â He pumps his fist in the air. He takes the ring out of the box and puts it on your finger, it fit perfectly.
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Fam- I feel like Iâm the only one who thinks this ending is okâ (Fam Iâm sorry I have always shipped Izuku and Ochakoâ maybe thatâs why itâs okâ)
genuinely what if i fucking kms

#bnha spoilers#mha spoilers#mha#Like chat Iâm ok with this-#WHY AM I OK WITH THIS?!#I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE UPSET BUT IM NOTâ#IM SORRYYYY đđ„čđ„čđ„čđđ#Also I wanna be a teacher sooo- I like teacher Dekuâ
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fam yo girl low key wants it to be Izuku and like NO ONE IS VOTING HIM- like fuck- at least let me do Mina- why did I put Bakugou on that poll- Iâm crying.
WHAT DO YOU WANTTTTTT
This will be for how they treat their S/O! Reader will be GN! :))
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WHAT DO YOU WANTTTTTT
This will be for how they treat their S/O! Reader will be GN! :))
#Mha#my hero academia#izuku midoriya#bakugou katsuki#mina ashido#momo yaoyorozu#ejiro kirishima#denki kaminari#X reader#x yn#x you#mha headcanons#boku no hero academia#my hero acedamia#boku no academia#Izuku x reader#katsuki x reader#kaminari x reader#ejiro x reader#Bleh no more tags Iâm done#Have fun :))))
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