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I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

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For all y'all who are waiting for the next RFOTD update, I promise I'm working on it! Its just going at a snails pace... T^T

But but but! I have written a crackfic in an attempt to boost my writing motivation, so if y'all wanna go check that out, the link is down below!

Warning ahead of time, I wrote this while being incredibly sleep deprived, so sorry if it's not the best XD

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Guys, I'm gonna apologize before I describe this absolutely horrendous idea that I just had. I am really sick and have access to Tumblr, gods save us all. There are also some mentions of vomit, so if that triggers you or makes you uncomfy, probably don't read this. Okay, now ONTO THE BULLSHIT IDEA.

So vampires don't like garlic,right? European vampires, anyway. Most other vampires don't give a flying fuck, they'll kill you no hesitation. But according to some sources, some European beliefs around vampires stated they were created by a disease of the blood, so a powerful antibiotic would “kill” a vampire. Others say vampires hate the smell, or it weakens them yadda yadda. Onto the idea.

Say you were really craving a meal with a shit ton of garlic, and after eating you went about your day, only to run into a vampire that wants to drink your blood. Unfortunately for both of you, when you get scared, you throw up. So this vampire gets absolutely nailed with this unholy combination of anxiety-fueled, garlic-loaded, projectile vomit and just starts writing on the ground in pain from the garlic acid.

Also consider, imagine that this vampire dies from this malicious and disgusting attack and goes to wherever vampires go when they die, and the other vampires are like "I died from a stake to the heart, I died from sunlight, I died from holy water" and this vampire rocks up covered in 2nd and 3rd degree acid burns and gets asked what happened and has to tell the other vampires that " some random asshole ate garlic and threw up on me and I died".

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What about the spicynoodles fanfics classic - Red Son and a chicken?

BOOM! Redson and his little chicken friend!

Sorry for the shakiness! It's been a while since I've done some line art (⁠・⁠–⁠・⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ

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NAHHHHH bruh, don't do this to me XDDDD

Before you look at this post, no it is not LMK, I'm sorry! ｡⁠:ﾟ⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)ﾟ⁠:⁠｡

I've had a major art block, so I've had no motivation to do anything recently, but I had my siblings ask me to do some crack art, so here we are.

Buff Pikmin.

I will probably never draw this fandom again, but for now, here are some cursed traditional drawings of absolutely ripped Pikmin. God I am so sorry.

!!!PIKMIN 4 SPOILERS!!!

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WURM WHY WOULD YOU REBLOG THIS

Before you look at this post, no it is not LMK, I'm sorry! ｡⁠:ﾟ⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)ﾟ⁠:⁠｡

I've had a major art block, so I've had no motivation to do anything recently, but I had my siblings ask me to do some crack art, so here we are.

Buff Pikmin.

I will probably never draw this fandom again, but for now, here are some cursed traditional drawings of absolutely ripped Pikmin. God I am so sorry.

!!!PIKMIN 4 SPOILERS!!!

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Actually, I might do something. I can't think of anything to draw currently, but maybe you guys can?

So I'm going to draw any Lmk idea you guys can come up with! I will also add that I will NOT draw : pro-shipping, NSFW, and anything along those lines. I also probably won't draw any ships besides shadow peach, free noodles, and spicy noodles, unless they are platonic. Absolutely nothing against any other ships, I'm just more comfortable drawing those few :))))))

Drop an idea in my inbox, and I'll do my best to post them!

Tyyy so much for sticking with me so far <333

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Before you look at this post, no it is not LMK, I'm sorry! ｡⁠:ﾟ⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)ﾟ⁠:⁠｡

I've had a major art block, so I've had no motivation to do anything recently, but I had my siblings ask me to do some crack art, so here we are.

Buff Pikmin.

I will probably never draw this fandom again, but for now, here are some cursed traditional drawings of absolutely ripped Pikmin. God I am so sorry.

!!!PIKMIN 4 SPOILERS!!!

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Fic has been updated woooooooo!

A shadow has made an appearance:))))))

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I've just seen how many followers I have XD

✨Nice✨

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YALL I JUST REALIZED THAT IVE BEEN SLOWLY TWINKIFYING WUKONG IN MY AUS XDDDDD

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HOLY SHIT HES AMAZING

I offer a humble peace offering of @overkaffeinated ‘s Macaque from A Reasonable Fear of the Dark

HES SO FRICKIN FLUFFY

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I've been betrayed, backstabbed even

AND BY MY OWN BETA READER

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YOU SONOFA-

Guys, my beta reader is bullying me into telling you guys that Im writing a fanfic rn XD

So yeah. That's what I've been doing recently

@wurmje this is your fault

Also here's the link if you wanna give it a read:

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I have a feeling my beta readers planning shit behind my back

@wurmje whatcha doin rn?

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YOU-

Guys, my beta reader is bullying me into telling you guys that Im writing a fanfic rn XD

So yeah. That's what I've been doing recently

@wurmje this is your fault

Also here's the link if you wanna give it a read:

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Guys, my beta reader is bullying me into telling you guys that Im writing a fanfic rn XD

So yeah. That's what I've been doing recently

@wurmje this is your fault

Also here's the link if you wanna give it a read: