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This post is from like a year ago and I need everyone to appreciate it.

Could I please have some nickname headcanons for Anakin’s S/O? (General Reader)

Anakin Skywalker’s Nicknames for you <3

Pairing: Anakin Skywalker x Reader

Warnings: I don’t think so???

A/N: Thank you for the request babes!! I love writing Headcanons sm this is a bit shorter, I hope you don’t mind <333

(Look at him, he’s so angelic 🥰)

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STARDUST

Anakin would call you this before you two were anything official when he would go out of his way to fluster you; It’d be an intense training session between the two of you, lightsabers clashed against each other, faces inches apart and he looks into your eyes with an intimidating yet mischievous glint in his eye as he says, “Your form is starting to falter, stardust.”

It would completely catch you off guard causing him to win that training session. Needless to say you would be pissed as he helped you off the ground while smirking “Did I strike a nerve there stardust?” He would draw out the vowels and laugh at your glare.

“No. And stop calling me that.”

“I do not think that I will.. I think it suits you…Stardust.”

Darling

You and Anakin had just gotten back after being assigned to protect Senator Padmé Amidalla, and lets just say…you weren’t exactly thrilled with how close Anakin and Padmé had been, and he picked up on the hostility radiating off of you, “Y/N, are you alright?”

“Juuust fine, Anakin. Just fine. I amjust so happy you were able to keep such a close eye on the senator. It was exactly what we needed.” He knew you were beyond upset since you used his name, but when he heard your last comment he was able to piece two and two together..

“Darling, are you jealous?” He chuckled in amusement as you scoffed, “Darling I promise you there is no one else who has a hold of my heart like you do. I promise.”

Princess

Others around you two would pick up on Anakin’s soft spot for you, many were worried about the obvious breaking of the ‘Don’t form close bonds’ rule but they would never directly address it- Just asking Obi-wan in private, “Do you know why Master Skywalker treats Master L/N so..royally?” “I have no idea, she is like some sort of princess it to him..”

Anakin had overheard that conversation and used it to his advantage. If you asked him to do little tasks, or to help you with something he would always make a comment “Of course princess.” Or “Anything else I can do for you princess?”

Love/My love/lovely

I don’t know why but for some reason I vividly picture Anakin sitting/standing next to you during some sort of council meeting and you’re anxious because one of your assignments had gone south a couple days prior and while the other council members were busy talking, he’d lean over to you and whisper, “You have done nothing wrong love.” Or “They do not know what they are talking about. They are all almost senile anyways, so do not worry, my love.”

Or say you had to get dressed up for some sort of event and you were way out of your comfort zone and Anakin just came up to you, grabbed your hand and told you, “Lovely, you are the most stunning person here.”

My Queen

If you turned to the dark side with Anakin he would only refer to you as “My Queen”. No I don’t take criticism nor will i elaborate.

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If you and Eddie were in a situationship

-lot of cussing

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Old Hollywood Bloopers|| Jamie Campbell Bower

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Pairing: Jamie Campbell Bower x Reader

WC: 1,556

Warnings: Swearing, I think that’s it

Summary: Have you seen the old Hollywood bloopers? So I had the idea of Jamie Campbell bower and Reader are in a film together and they’re on the tonight show and Jimmy Fallon shows the bloopers

A/N: Did I use the plot of “makeup”? Kinda. Do I care? No because the only good thing about that movie was the premise and Joseph Quinn

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You were sat next to Jamie on the Tonight show with Jimmy Fallon to promote your upcoming movie you both were in. Jamie sat closest to Jimmy and you were next to Jamie as you three chatted and talked. You were sipping on your mug of water when Jimmy started speaking, “So this film is truly a work of art. It’s called ‘Indecency’ It’s a period thriller/psychological horror set in the early 1900s where, Y/N, your character-Charlotte- is plagued by the idea of her husband, Miles-played by Jamie- cheating on her with his secretary and she does everything in her power to try and save the relationship and get to the bottom of things.” You and Jamie nodded along as Jimmy spoke, he held up a cardboard poster with a screen grab of ‘Charlotte’ and ‘Miles’ holding each other and you smiled with pride as the audience applauded. Jimmy continued, “What kind-if any- preparation did you do to get ready for these roles?” You motioned for Jamie to go first, “Well-to premise, Y/N and I would get our hair and makeup done at the same time together so that we could continue creating that ‘long married bond’ dynamic and so the two of us would listen to older love songs when getting ready like Dream a Little Dream, We’ll Meet Again, or, Fly me to the Moon..Personally, I did extensive research on the way people would speak back then and such and Y/N was actually requested to have a Marilyn Monroe esc accent-Yaknow that iconic way old actresses would speak in old films?” Jimmy nodded and turned his attention to you when you started to speak,

“That is true, I went to a dialect coach just so that I could really nail that Old Hollywood accent.” Jimmy laughed to show he was engaged in the conversation before he started to speak, “It’s funny you mention that actually, because, I was told that there are a number of bloopers with you still speaking with old slang and that accent am I correct?” Jamie burst out laugh and you smiled while chuckling, “Yes that’s true, honestly I think it added to the charm.”

“Well, luckily for us, we were sent over those very bloopers-“ He pointed to the large screen the cameras didn’t catch that showed videos, “let’s take a look.”

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You and Jamie were in the middle of a tense scene as you cowered in character behind him, holding onto the back of his steamed suit, “He’s here..to poison me. For Every Instant I am in danger until the next one-“ Jamie was turning to look at you to time him catching your now collapsing figure per the script. You gripped onto his arms for dear life as you whispered, “Help me…” You were supposed to look up at him but when you tried to move your head, your earring had caught onto the button of Jamie’s suit jacket. He hadn’t noticed and was confused when he saw you smile, “Help me dear god help me-I’m caught on his button.” Then you pulled away slightly and Jamie then realized what the problem was and he started chuckling as you continued to tug you earring away from him.

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“Sandra just told me…That I was only-Nuts! That goddamned line I cannot remember it.” You looked at Jamie who was smiling ear to ear trying his best not to burst out in laughter at your struggling. You yell out to the director, “Let me do it again! Right now! Keep rolling!!”

You reset the scene and had gotten past that line you were stuck on for a bit and you looked at Jamie with fake anger as he yelled in character, “But I didn’t die, and I haven’t stayed away and I want that child!”

“Well you’r not going to have it!” You caught the fact you said ‘it’ instead of ‘her’ but Jamie hadn’t so he went on, “Is that so-?” “Son of a bitch I messed it up.”

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You were holding hands with Jamie as you stood across one another “My darling, you need to get your head on straight, you’ve completely lost it..anymore of this nonsense and you’ll be sent off to the looney bin.” “Oh no, Miles…I have not lost-“ You stumbled over your words, “Oh my go- son of a bitch.”

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“Charlotte, you must realize that he is not taking extra shifts, he’s probably off on cloud nine with that young secretary of his by now.” You were speaking to who played charlottes best friend in the film, the one who started the mental spiral. You two heard the *fake* buzzer of the door go off and you smiled taking out a match from the small matchbox in your hand as you started to unsuccessfully light the match, “Nonsense..That must be Miles now..I..I told him to meet me here.” You then gave up on lighting the match and huffed in frustration, “The goddamn match won’t strike.”

“CUT”

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One of the bloopers, however, was all Jamie’s fault. His character was talking to you explaining how one of Miles’s good friends had been killed but he had forgotten the way the character had perished, “He flew one over there and never came up, never came back, never showed up-“ He snapped his fingers in defeat then smiled looking at the camera, “The son-of-a-bitch drowned!”

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Charlotte was yelling at the secretary your husband was accused of cheating with, “And if this case isn’t settled by then, I’m going to give the estate away to the Salvation Army- and I knew goddamned well I was going to say it!” The extras standing around the fake office and the actress playing the secretary all burst into laughter as you smiled in defeat.

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During one of yours and Jamie’s faux heated arguments you were chasing after Jamie while yelling but you were so in it that you forgot a whole line, “You know good and well I don’t care anything about your-! AHHHHH I FORGOT THE FIRST PART!!” You yelled as you quickly whipped around and ran back to your starting place.

As the scene continued (correctly) you both weren’t one hundred percent sure the blocking of the cameras, which is what lead to Jamie’s second screw up, “Oh, well I can’t be around you when you at like this!!” He yelled in anger at you before starting to storm off, but when the camera moved to follow suit he accidentally looked right into the lenses and he stopped in his tracks, frazzled, “Oh! You’re following me! I didn’t know that!” He exclaimed as he started laughing as he turned to walk back to his original place to find you keeled over laughing and holding your stomach.

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In one of the more passionate scenes you were in Jamie’s arms, slightly dipped as you two had just departed from a long and loving kiss and you started to speak. Your overwhelming feelings for Jamie messed you up, “What was it? What was the bury-the-…son-of-a bitch.” Jamie smiled down at you and your heart did flips. As you stumbled to make the mess up an external responsibility, “That-that line was screwy!”

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Charlotte had to talk to a doctor a bit of ways into the film, “Do you think this mania comes from the fact that you feel threatened by this Sally-Anne?” You rolled your eyes as smoke left your slips from the cigarette that you were smoking, “Isn’t it obvious? There isn’t enough uh…god- I don’t know what the hell I’m talking about I’m sure. Why did you-Why did you-? I don’t know why you hired me..Oh nuts.”

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A scene of the first meeting of Charlotte and the infamous secretary, Sally-Anne. You waltzed through the door to the office and stuck out your right hand and spoke, “How do you do? I’m very glad to meet you-“

“Wrong hand!” The director yelled out and you started to walk backwards while stating “I knew as soon as I did it!”

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A flashback of Charlotte and Mile’s wedding night; You were standing across from Jamie as he was handing you a glass of fake wine, “Don’t spill your drink” It was written to be a funny smart-ass remark and you had a line to speak but something came over you to just stand in front of him shooting daggers from you eyes and he whispered, “are you alright..?” You continued staring until you brought the glass to your lips and muttered, “Schmuck.” And as soon as you finished the word the two of you burst into contagious laughter.

Later in the same scene You were in the most luxurious wedding gown and flowy veil as you sat on a bench and you were supposed to turn to look at him after he had spoken his line but all you could do was speak while facing away from him, “I can’t-I can’t move my head because my whole goddamned wig will fall off!”

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Applause and laughter erupted throughout the live audience as you and Jamie laughed while leaning on one another and you spoke between giggles, “Wow, I never realized how funny I could be without a script!” and Jamie turned to you while shaking his head, “Oh hush, love, a script can’t write your quick wit.”

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My amazing brain has been blessing me with Jamie Bower oneshot/drabble ideas that I wanted to share with everyone <3

Pairing: Jamie BowerxReader

Warnings: None that I know of atm

A/N: So school has started up for me again which is why I haven’t been updating/posting a lot but my favorite hobby is daydreaming as I blast music in my ears and today I decided I’ll turn them int scenarios <3 Love you my darlings! Also, feel free to use these ideas all I ask is to be tagged- not even for credit just because I wanna see what y’all come up with <3

Last edited: 8/25/22

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Street Performer!(I picture acoustic guitar)Reader just jamming like usual and you see the infamous Jamie and Sam Bower walking down the street so you start to play a COUNTERFEIT. Song which grabs their attention so they come over and Jamie starts recording you-because he records everything-to post to his story and then they stay afterwards to talk to you :,))))

Pastelcore!Reader and you take a video of the difference between Jamie’s side of the closet vs yours as he yells commentary from the bed <333

Wife!Mom!Reader and the Duffer brothers letting you and your daughter have a cameo in the Stranger Things lab scenes and before shooting the massacre scene you go up to Jamie and say, “Ready to kill your daughter?” “Don’t say it like thatttt >:(“

Costar!Jamie letting you draw on his hand/forearm during a panel or interview and saying how he’s gonna get it tattooed.

Theatre Teacher! Reader staying after school to direct the school musical and Jamie coming to surprise her with take-out and your students freaking out. 🥺🥺

American!Costar!Reader mimicking Jamie’s accent and the things he says during interviews

Costar!Reader not-so-discretely staring at Jamie’s hands when he’s messing w his rings (iykyk👁👁)

Makeup artist!Reader shocking Jamie by singing along to the death metal music he’d listen to while getting into the Vecna makeup

Singer!Reader in a recording session and doesn’t see Jamie walk into the office and he becomes completely enthralling seeing/hearing you sing <3

I’ll definitely continue editing this hopefully since I’d rather daydream than focus in class.

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Welcome Home// Eddie Munson

Pairing: Eddie Munson x GN!AFAB!Reader

WC: 17,000 words

Warnings: Smut like PWP.. also not proof-read.

Summary: You’ve been out of town for about a week and you decide to surprise Eddie upon your arrival home.

A/N: 2ND TIMES A CHARM IG. Also, sorry for not posting things got really busy for a little bit, but I’m gonna try and start posting again <3

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It had been about a week sine you and Eddie had last seen each other last. You were away visiting family out of town for the week and it drew you both crazy, you missed him and he missed you. Though, you would call every night Eddie could not wait for you to get home so he could hold you in his arms again.

You decided not to tell Eddie when you had gotten back because you wanted to surprise him. After you unpacked your stuff and got situated you called Dustin to make sure Eddie was at his trailer and he was. Luckily, his trailer wasn’t far so you biked your way over. And the closer you got, the louder and more clear you heard Fear of the Dark by Iron Maiden. You smiled to yourself as you felt the giddiness of excitement overwhelm you. You noted how Wayne’s car wasn’t in the drive way as you grabbed the spare key and quietly made your way inside the trailer.

You peaked around the corner into the living room to see Eddie with his back turned to you, slightly hunched over rummaging through his metal toolbox that held the different types of drugs he sold. You smiled as you saw his foot tapping, his head nodding to the beat of the music and if you listened hard enough you could hear him humming along. Eddie shut the toolbox and got up from the chair he was sitting in and that’s when you pounced. You ran up and jumped onto his back to which he let out a shriek as you two toppled over and onto the ground. Eddie realized it was you mid-fall do to your uncontrollable laughter to his reaction.

A smile creeped onto Eddie’s face-that was squished into the floor due to you being on top of him- and he turned over so that he could face you. You looked down at him smiling ear to ear “Honey I’m home” you spoke in a sing-song voice mimicking those old 50s shows you watched as a kid.

“(Y/N)! Why didn’t you tell me you were back?” Eddie rasped.

“That would’ve ruined the surprise..did you miss me?” You tilted your head slightly

“Baby I was miserable not having you in my arms.” He gave you a toothy grin that made your heart melt as you leaned down to engulf him into a kiss that was full of longing and need. But before things got more heated, you detached your lips from his and you hovered your lips above his neck and you suddenly bit down. Not a love bite, just a regular bite- not hard enough to draw blood but just to shock Eddie. And shock him you did. When you leant back up smiling innocently as Eddie looked at you dumbfounded, “Did- did you just bite me?” You just giggled as you quickly got off of eddie to run from him and he quickly followed suit.

“Too slow!!” You called out as you booked it to Eddie’s bedroom. You were going to try and hide somewhere but before you could even take in your surroundings you felt yourself being lifted and thrown onto the bed. It all happened so quickly it was hard to comprehend how on earth Eddie managed to get on top of you with his hand pinning your wrists next to your head. “No fair I didn’t realize how close behind me you were!” You wiggled around trying to free yourself from his grasp but failing miserably. You looked up at him waiting for him to respond but when your eyes met him you saw a different side of Eddie shining through, one you were quite familiar with- before you could get another word out he started attacking your neck with soft kisses that gradually grew more sloppy. Starting from your neck, working up to below your ear that triggered a whine from your throat “Eddie…”

“Fuck, keep doing that..keep whimpering my name sweetheart.” He whispers into your neck and you shiver feeling his hot breath on your skin. You could feel his excitement pressing up against your thigh. You let out a shaky exhale as you felt his cold ring-clad fingers inching up on your waist to rid you of your shirt. Once it was off, Eddie took a moment to take you in, smirking as he spoke “fucking gorgeous baby.” And he chuckled deeply at the bashful reaction of you turning your head away. Soon you felt his lips trailing across your torso, leaving hickeys here and there to mark you as his. You squirmed as the ache in between your leg grew stronger and harder to ignore.

“Eddie please..” You only could manage to speak quietly- worried that your voice might betray you and break mid sentence.

“Hush, sweetheart, I haven’t seen you in so long..I wanna take my time with you.” He stated as his hands reached for the clasp of your bra. Once the garment was discarded his lips attacked your left breast, kissing around your nipples and only giving small kitten licks to the sensitive spots just to tease and rile up you more. You felt tears form in the corners of your eyes and you let out a sob of frustration. Eddie took notice and he leaned up to your ear to check in,

“I need a color, Y/N”

You turned your head to gaze into his eyes as you smiled back, “Green Eds.” Eddie smiled at you as he leant his head down to attach his lips to your. You reached your arms up and around his neck to pull him closer to you and you gasped as you felt Eddie’s hips grind down into yours. You felt him smirk into the kiss at your reaction and you released him from your grasp so you could run your hands under and up his shirt, grazing your hands all over his lean body. Eddie quickly got the memo of what you wanted as he departed from the kiss to rid himself of the cloth. Before he could really react you gently grabbed and held his face in your hands as you looked into his eyes- clouded by lust, love and longing. You pulled him in for a more gentle and loving kiss before whispering “I need you baby, please. I don’t think I can take much more of this teasing.”

“Tell me what you want.” He rasped out

“You Eds! I need you, please, please fuck me..please”

“Your wish is my command.” And just like that he was unbuttoning and pulling your shorts and panties off of your heated body and he let out a visceral groan at the sight of you, “Fuck sweetheart..you are dripping for me aren’t you?” He asked a-matter-a-factly as he unbuckled his belt and ripped off his jeans and underwear, the tip of his cock already starting to leak within precum. He slowly slid the tip of his cock into your entrance before pulling it back out and laughing darkly at your crying. Though, he did take pity on you- more because of the fact that he didn’t know how much longer he would last. With full force, he swiftly slammed his dick into you and setting a slow but hard pace, hitting that special spot inside of you that made you moan like a pornstar. Yet, it still wasn’t quite enough you slowly started to inch your hand down to your clit and just as you were about to start speed up the process, Eddie’s hands were quick to pin your arms down next to your head as he looked down at you disapprovingly, his pace quickening. “What do you think you’re doing sweetheart?” He asked you with a condescending tone as you looked up at him with the biggest puppy dog eyes you could muster up, “m’sorry but I- ah- i need more. Please I’ll be good I promise, I just- ah fuck, fuck, fuck- I need more.” Eddie couldn’t help the menacing smirk that creeped onto his face as he listened to you beg and blabber. He repositioned his arms so that only one hand would be holding both of your wrists above your head as his other hand met your clit, pressing his fingers onto the button and rubbing small circles into you and you cried out from pleasure. “Oh god, shit- I-I’m close, Eds, I’m so close..” you trailed off and Eddie leaned his head down into the crook of your neck as he panted and groaned. “Fuck, that’s it baby, just like that. Don’t hold back. I want you to cum for me, come on baby, be good for me and cum all over my cock.” His filthy words sent you over the edge as you writhed and squeezed around him while riding your high.

Eddie, however, didn’t slow down, he was determined to cum inside of you after so long of just having to finish with just his hand. His body was getting closer and closer to his climax and when he heard your pleas, he was done for. “S’too much Eddie- Eds please, too much!” Eddie then spilled his load inside of you with a loud groan and sigh. He started slowing down and soon pulled put and collapsed next to you. You both were panting and Eddie collected himself before getting up and fishing out some sweats for you and him. When he started inching towards the door he turned around when he heard you whimper. You were sitting up on the bed staring at him, “Where are you going?” Your voice was hoarse from all of the screaming and moaning and Eddie just gave you a soft smile as he spoke, “Im just getting us water and a rag to clean you up with. I’ll be right back, N/N, I promise.” You nodded and laid back down onto the soft bed.

After Eddie had fetched you both water, cleaned you up, and got you all snug in his clothes and under his blankets, you curled up to him with his arms wrapped around you. You were drifting off to sleep when you felt Eddie press a soft kiss onto the top of your head and he whispered, “Welcome home sweetheart.”

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Could I please have some nickname headcanons for Anakin’s S/O? (General Reader)

Anakin Skywalker’s Nicknames for you <3

Pairing: Anakin Skywalker x Reader

Warnings: I don’t think so???

A/N: Thank you for the request babes!! I love writing Headcanons sm this is a bit shorter, I hope you don’t mind <333

(Look at him, he’s so angelic 🥰)

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STARDUST

Anakin would call you this before you two were anything official when he would go out of his way to fluster you; It’d be an intense training session between the two of you, lightsabers clashed against each other, faces inches apart and he looks into your eyes with an intimidating yet mischievous glint in his eye as he says, “Your form is starting to falter, stardust.”

It would completely catch you off guard causing him to win that training session. Needless to say you would be pissed as he helped you off the ground while smirking “Did I strike a nerve there stardust?” He would draw out the vowels and laugh at your glare.

“No. And stop calling me that.”

“I do not think that I will.. I think it suits you…Stardust.”

Darling

You and Anakin had just gotten back after being assigned to protect Senator Padmé Amidalla, and lets just say…you weren’t exactly thrilled with how close Anakin and Padmé had been, and he picked up on the hostility radiating off of you, “Y/N, are you alright?”

“Juuust fine, Anakin. Just fine. I amjust so happy you were able to keep such a close eye on the senator. It was exactly what we needed.” He knew you were beyond upset since you used his name, but when he heard your last comment he was able to piece two and two together..

“Darling, are you jealous?” He chuckled in amusement as you scoffed, “Darling I promise you there is no one else who has a hold of my heart like you do. I promise.”

Princess

Others around you two would pick up on Anakin’s soft spot for you, many were worried about the obvious breaking of the ‘Don’t form close bonds’ rule but they would never directly address it- Just asking Obi-wan in private, “Do you know why Master Skywalker treats Master L/N so..royally?” “I have no idea, she is like some sort of princess it to him..”

Anakin had overheard that conversation and used it to his advantage. If you asked him to do little tasks, or to help you with something he would always make a comment “Of course princess.” Or “Anything else I can do for you princess?”

Love/My love/lovely

I don’t know why but for some reason I vividly picture Anakin sitting/standing next to you during some sort of council meeting and you’re anxious because one of your assignments had gone south a couple days prior and while the other council members were busy talking, he’d lean over to you and whisper, “You have done nothing wrong love.” Or “They do not know what they are talking about. They are all almost senile anyways, so do not worry, my love.”

Or say you had to get dressed up for some sort of event and you were way out of your comfort zone and Anakin just came up to you, grabbed your hand and told you, “Lovely, you are the most stunning person here.”

My Queen

If you turned to the dark side with Anakin he would only refer to you as “My Queen”. No I don’t take criticism nor will i elaborate.

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50’s Slang I Think Henry Would Use :)

Pairing: Henry Creel/001/Peter Ballard x Reader

Warnings: Mentions of injuries and I think that’s it

A/N: Woohoo! 2 posts in 1 day to make up for my absence. I really like 50’s slang. and 50s styled things sooo.. I feel like even tho it would be the 70s, Peter would still act as if its the 50’s since that’s the last he remembers of the real world so I FIRMLY believe he still uses 50s slang. i also looked up a list of 50s slang and its in a weird format that I’ll also put it in

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Ain’t that a bite?: another version of “that’s too bad.”

You’d have your head on Peter’s lap as he was reading, one hand holding the book, the other in your hair and as you vented to him about Brenner’s treatment of the kids as Peter listened quietly. “Like, all because of that little ‘exciting’ circle battle he held the other day, it caused so much havoc. 011 has a concussion and 002 now has borderline second degree burns on his neck from his ‘punishment’”

“Hmm, well ain’t that just a bite, darling?”

Ankle-biter: a small child

Again, when Peter and you are alone just talking about your days he refers to the children as “annoying little ankle-biters.”

“That’s hardly fair, they don’t know any better…”

“That doesn’t make it any less true.”

Are you writing a book?: To imply someone is asking too many questions

Before you two started dating, or before he even considered you a friend he would think you were the most persistent and annoying person he’d ever met. You’d be asking about his childhood, Trying to get to know him, “Did you have any pets?” “No.”

“Oh, well do you have a favorite animal?”

“Spiders.”

“Oh! That’s interesting, I don’t really like them but I like out of the ordinary things as well! What kind of spider is your favorite?”

“Are you planning on writing a book about me?”

Bird dog: someone who tries to steal your s/o

Peter is jealous and possessive so if he sees you so much as laugh at someone else’s joke he has a field day. “I don’t like it when you hang around Alec. He’s a total bird dog.”

“I’m sorry- he’s a what?”

“A bird dog.” You’d stare blankly and he’d sigh, “someone who tries to take someone else’s partner.”

Curtain-Climbers: another term for small children

“I promise you, if those little curtain-climbers don’t start shaping up I’m going to lose it.” You’d burst out laughing and his head would whip over to you, slightly upset at your reaction, “What? What is so funny”

“I’m sorry, love. It’s just- I’ve never heard someone refer to children as ‘curtain-‘climbers’.

Dolly: A really cute girl

If you go by she/her pronouns he would totally call you ‘doll’ or ‘dolly’

Dreamboat: A really cute guy

And if you go by he/him pronouns he would totally call you ‘a dreamboat’ or just ‘dreamy’

Take a picture it’ll last longer: we all know what this means but it originates in the 50s

When you first met Peter you couldn’t help but stare, he was ethereal to you. Peter always felt your eyes on him as he looked up from whatever he was helping 011 with and caught you as you quickly blushed and pretended to busy yourself. And that’s what the dynamic was for awhile until he finally came up behind you and whispered, “you know, if you take a picture it’ll last longer” and then he’d walk away from your frazzled stature.

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please!! write a smutty oneshot for robin🤤 maybe like a dom!robin x bimbo!reader / fem!reader, or really anything as long as it’s abt robin!

“How about you show me a little more gratitude?”

Pairing: Robin Buckley x Fem!Bimbo! Reader

WC: 2.3k words

Warnings: SMUT/PWP/smoking/established relationship/Soft dom! Robin/Sub!reader/language/Nicknames (sweetheart, pretty girl, little thing, darling, princess)/light choking/pinning/fingering/oral/ Idk its just smutty smut

Summary: Robin finally got a day off of work, but she was planning on spending the whole day with her friends until those plans abruptly changed.

A/N: thank you for the request and I’m so sorry this took so long lovey!! I am in love w/ the Bimbo!reader concept going around😩 but I hope you enjoy <3

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The warm summer wind whistled loudly through the pink curtains that fell over your window that was ajar to let out the smoke smell that was quickly becoming stronger. Your girlfriend, Robin, had gotten the day off from Family Video and when you initially found out about her upcoming freedom you had made up so many plans in your head on what you could do with her. You thought about taking her shopping, doing her nails or forcing her to let you do her makeup..But none of that ended up happening;

“I’m sorry (Y/N), I already made plans with Eddie and Steve..you’re welcome to come along if you want!” Robin had told you with an apologetic tone over the phone.

“Well what are you gonna do?”

“Uh..well we uh, we rented The Shinning and we were just gonna-“ you cut her off before she could finish

“Robin you know I don’t like scary movies!” you yelled into the telephone as you fidgeted with the cord out of frustration. As Robin started spewing apologies and excuses you zoned out into thinking about what you wished she’d be doing if she were on your bed next to you. And that’s when a mischievous idea popped into your head. You waited for Robin to stop rambling, “Would you ditch your friends if I told you Im super horny?” Sensuality dripped from your glossy lips and you smiled to yourself when all you heard was Robin letting out a surprised scoff and her breath becoming uneven.

“I- what?” You rolled your eyes and let out a frustrated sigh and just like that it was like something switched in Robin, “Don’t get an attitude with me pretty girl. I asked you question.” You contemplated on just giving into the submission that was clouding your fuzzy mind, but you fought against it by scoffing and you answered, “I said, will you finally spend time with me if I’d let you fuck me.” even though you answered like she had asked, it was dripping with sarcasm.

“Hm, that’s cute. Even during a normal conversation, all you can think of is my fingers inside you. But I dunno, with all this attitude you’re giving me it doesn’t really seem like you want me over, sweetheart.” She trailed off and the change in her voice sent shivers down your spine as you smiled knowing you had her right where you wanted her. “Well I don’t think there was any attitude.” You heard a sharp inhale on the other end of the phone.

“Give me five minutes.” And without another word she hung up. You set the telephone down onto its base as you smiled widely and giggled to yourself. You quickly went into your messy vanity to apply mascara and more lip gross- if Robin was coming over then you wanted to make sure there was makeup she could ruin. Once you were finished you checked your hair in the mirror making sure everything on your body was in proper place. You made your way over to your bed and sprawled yourself out wanting to look pretty and perfect for her.

****

The minutes felt like hours as you waited in need from anticipation on your bed. Starring up at the ceiling you groaned in frustration, she’s doing this on purpose. Enraptured in lust you found your hands slowly and lightly dragging down your body, manicured fingernails grazing down your neck, to your chest, teasing your perked nipples…to your stomach and onto your thighs. As your hands got closer to where you ached for them the most you felt something- or someone’s hand pin both you arms down.

“What do you think you’re doing pretty girl?” Your eyes opened quickly and you were immediately looking into Robin’s darkened eyes. She looked down on you with amusement as you struggled against her grasp. “You took too long. So I figured I’d take my pleasure into my own hands.”

Robin just laughed in your face, “Well I’m here now aren’t I? You’d think a desperate little thing like you would show a little more gratitude. You’re already on thin ice darling, so tread carefully because I’m waiting on my apology for all this sass.” She spoke quietly as her head inched closer to yours, lips just about to graze yours. But with no sign of her moving any closer you decided to try and move your head up to reach her lips only for her free hand to grab ahold of your neck and pin your head down, applying slight pressure to make you ache for her even more. You whimpered in need, “Please..”

“I already told you what you need to do princess” she spoke softly as she started to leave light kisses all over your face but always missing your lips. She made her way to your ear and whispered “Apologize darling.” She bit the shell of your ear which earned a whimper from you.

“I..I’m sorry for being..for being mean to you” Robin smiled as she released her grasp on your neck and hands as she moved to grab your chin and pull you in for a heated kiss. Placing her knee in between your legs and pushing against your cunt was to much and to little at the same time as you whimpered into the kiss. You felt her smirk into the kiss before she bit your bottom lip and started to trail her actions down your neck searching for that sweet spot. Once she found it she heard the hitch in your breath and she attacked that spot, sucking, biting and licking it until satisfied with her work. You were writhing against her as you started grinding down on her thigh chasing after any friction. “Robin..” she looked at you as you interwound your fingers in her brown hair, fingernails scratching at her scalp. Robin continued to trail kisses down and over your chest as her hands rested on your bucking hips. She stopped what she was doing to look down at you asking you to tell her what you wanted as she gently rubbed patterns on your skin with her thumbs.

“What is it baby? Use your words.”

“Please..please I need you” you practically cried out in frustration

“I’m right here pretty girl. C’mon I know you can use your words like a big girl.” She spoke with a sickeningly sweet tone to condescend you but you didn’t care. All you cared about was her finally fucking you.

“Please, Robin, please! I’ll be good, I promise I’ll be good- just please touch me. Please.” Your voice broke. Robin just held a faux sympathetic pout before smiling down at you “Good girl, was that so hard?”

In a matter of seconds she tore her knee away from your wet pussy so she could reposition herself to be sitting back on the heels of her feet. She quite literally ripped your pink lace panties off of you and you freaked when you heard the tear, “Robin! Those weren’t cheap ya’know.” Even though you were dead serious she just laughed and rolled her eyes, “Shut up I’ll buy you a new pair.” She spread your legs wide so she could see everything that was hers. “Fuck baby..so pretty and wet for me. All for me, isn’t that right princess? Your dumb little body belongs to me?” You nodded your head frantically and let out a gasp when you felt one of her lanky fingers collect your juices and then press onto your throbbing clit. Your hips bucked to which robin retracted her hand and looked down at you. “I thought you said you were gonna be good for me?”

“I am! I will! I’m sorry I couldn’t help it..” tears started to well up in your eyes from embarrassment and want. Robin watched you with amusement as she sucked on two of her fingers before quickly thrusting them into your throbbing cunt. You let out a moan in surprise at the sudden penetration and relief as your arms wrapped behind her neck as you pulled he into another heated kiss. You felt her fingers reaching deep inside you, curling and hitting that special spot mercilessly. Soon you felt her thumb on your clit rubbing it in light circles and you couldn’t stop the moans coming out of your mouth and onto your girlfriends tongue. You departed from the kiss as your back arched and your head leant back into the mattress. You’re close and robin knew it. The thumb that was rubbing soft circles onto your clit started to pick up speed and pressure and she watched you intently as your eyes screwed shut, your moans becoming more frantic and your body started to shake around her. And just when your orgasm was right there- Robins movements ceased as she brought her fingers out of you and forced them into your mouth and you sucked them clean, tasting yourself off of Robin’s fingers. She then pulled her hand out of your mouth and you panted heavily from the desire and denial. She rid herself of her shirt and bra before taking yours off as well. So you lay under her completely bare and spread open for her while she still has jeans and underwear on.

Robin hooked her hand under your knee and raised it slightly so she could leave kisses and hickeys down your inner thigh. Soon all of that pleasure you had just left you quickly came back as you felt her lips on your trembling cunt. She lapped your juices up as if she was dehydrated before wrapping her lips around your clit so she could suck and gently nip at your clit. When you let out a yelp from the overwhelming pain you felt her let go of your leg as her hand trailed up to play with you tits. Pinching your nipple to add to the pain. So that the amount of pain and pleasure would be even she took her left hand and inserted two of her lanky fingers back into you and you felt as if you were on cloud 9.

You felt your orgasm quickly approaching from all the stimulation. “Ah- Robin, please, please I’m gonna cum can I come please?” Robin said nothing but looked up at you and nodded her head. As soon as you got the go ahead you came hard. She helped you ride it through but her movements didn’t stop and soon it was too much. Your legs closed around her hand as you tried to push her away “S’to much, to much, baby-“ you were cut off by a broken moan as her fingers ceased their actions and her tongue drank up all of your juices.

****

“Delicious baby.” Her raspy voice whispered as she planted a wet kiss onto your cheek to which you smiled at. “Are you gonna continue being a good girl for me and return the favor? Can you do that for me?” You looked up at her and saw that she was genuinely asking if you were still alright. You had mascara running down your face, your lipgloss glistening on robin’s lips as she held a small smile on her face. You quickly nodded and flipped you both over. You leant you face down to her breasts, knowing how sensitive she can be you quickly drew her right nipple into your mouth as you swirled your tongue around it while your hand played with her other boob. “Fuuck princess that’s it, you always know how to make me feel so good don’t you?” You smiled around her nipple at the praise. You soon trailed down and you started biting and leaving hickeys all over her torso. When your face was in front of her pussy you looked up at her asking for permission and she smiled her beautiful smile, “take care of me princess.”

Your face lit up as you dragged her jeans and panties off in one pull. You flattened your tongues against her and licked al of her up in one strip. Immediately her hands were tugging and pulling on your once styled hair. You attacked her clit showing no mercy as you ate her out only getting more encouraged listening to the praises that left her mouth. “S-shit princess, that’s a good girl..just like that” incoherent sentences of pleasure were all that came out. You looked up at her, taking in the pleasured look on her face and you smiled. “Fuck! Right there! Fuck, Im close sweetheart- I’m so so close..” her words became more frantic as she came on your face and you lapped up every last drop.

****

Robin’s arms were wrapped around your body as you two cuddled after the cleanup. You both were exhausted and so close to falling asleep when the phone rang. You groaned and answered it

“What?”

“Damn, someone’s in a pissy mood.” It was Steve. “Do you know were Robin is? We were supposed to meet at Eddie’s and-“

“She’s with me now go away”

“Hey but that’s not-“ you hung up on him and you heard robin chuckling next to you, “you couldn’t have been a little nicer?” She her voice raspy as she nuzzled her head into your neck “I don’t care. You’re mine for the night.”

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