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when the coffee's brewed, there's nothing i can't dude
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I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.
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hey so i went to Cares About You So So Much Island and built a little house and lived there forever and ever until all the stars burned out and the universe went dark (and still i remained)
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i dont know anything about deltarune but i may play it cause ive seena a guy that i have to look at right now
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actually complete bullshit that you can get so excited for something you start getting scared. what tigers are we trying to run from bro
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Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real
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i worry when people follow me after only seeing a single post. where's your inquisitive nature? what if i suck?
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[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost
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Fuck everyone at Jolly Ranchers if I ran this shit we would be trillionaires
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No your honor i would never kill out of anger. I killed that guy for sport
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obsessed w characters that are introduced/come off as inconspicuous/lazy/relaxed/etc but you know/learn theyre actually dangerous and deadly as hell
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