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It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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Wrote some poetry :D

(Inspired by Casual by Chappell Roan)

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Abby Howells on tmnz was truly a gift, promoting autism and taskmaster yaoi supremacy both

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Kinda freaking out over what’s going to happen later today rn at 5 o’clock in the morning bc I can’t sleep. Uhm. Yeah.

Anyway, shit you need to know:

You see I.C.E?

Yell, “La Migra.” (La-mee-grah)

Be as loud you possibly can.

They are supposed to be starting Raids in Chicago on Tuesday.

You know neurodivergent or queer people?

No the fuck you don’t.

Are you apart of that spectrum yourself?

Suddenly you aren’t.

Know trans people or trans yourself?

Nuh-uh.

Do you have immigrant family?

Tell them how to answer I.C.E if they come across them. (a bunch of shit on TikTok can tell about that)

If you have birth-right citizenship, you’re at risk too.

Don’t be in usually populated areas.

Like, the mall, movie theaters, etc. it’s not safe, trust, there will be dumbasses out there today and probably the rest of the week, keep that in mind.

Anyone ask you about your political views?

Say NOTHING.

Or, “I don’t like to talk about that stuff.”

Don’t talk about them at all.

Same goes for your identity, aight?

Idgaf if he “saved TikTok” it was a stunt, they think we’re stupid. Forget that shit, don’t thank him. It’s fucking propaganda.

Stay safe,

Eat the rich,

And Deny, Defend, and fucking depose.

Ik im not popular, like at all but please reblog, share, whatever

—Atlas

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philomena cunk is my biggest hear me out idgaf

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happy stimming

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wdym they/them pronouns aren't valid? gbbo has been using them to shade people in the technical challenge for 10 years now smh

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Leave it to John Oliver for retelling the VERY infamous Thomas the Tank Engine episode (the “Henry’s punishment” episode) as a way to describe America’s current freight train industry!

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It is inherently fun and sexy to say statements that swap the traditional genders of pronouns and terms mid-statement, such as: "I'm going to make him my wife" "She's my boyfriend" "Who says a guy can't be a pretty princess?" "That girl's the coolest dude I've ever met" "She's a madman who has to be stopped" "It's not his fault he's a material girl" Gender is a set of watercolors and the prettiest shades come from mixing the paints together.

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meme i made with the new taskmaster nz intro :)

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It's an election night & you know what that means. It's time to play, Steve Kornacki: Caffiene or Cocaine?!

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Aromantic and asexual's emo ass flags combining to make the sunset aroace flag is the LGBTQ equivalent of sodium (explosive in contact with water) and chlorine (poisonous gas) forming table salt when combined.

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"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(

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Nursery Nurse :]

Nursery Nurse :D

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“I’m a virgin aroace I can’t be pregnant!”

“BUT WHAT IF I AM??”

“Immaculate conception does not exist for humans and if it did it’s highly unlikely to happen to you”

“BUT WHAT IF IT DID??”

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Have a job interview in half an hour and I currently have the heart rate of a person who is being actively hunted for sport