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Can you get arrested for printing out a fake degree if it was done with good intentions and trustworthy insight

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Hey guys long time no see, I got hacked and had to bargain for my account back. All it took was 200 dollars worth of Spotify gift cards.

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If your culture is using chopsticks, my culture is those middle school cafeteria utensil packets with a spork, a 0.7 lead sized plastic straw, and a napkin with the worst texture you've ever felt.

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Whoever said that dogs can sniff out homosexuality was wrong because I'm STRAIGHT.

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Sorry faithful penisfartering followers, no post tonight. Penisfartering has been banned from using the apple fridge to read twitter yaoi.

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I haven't seen any snails in a while. I had a theory that snails were deep cover spies for the government and that the French were doing us a favor by destroying them, but I'm not so sure anymore.

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Does second hand smoking count as an accessory to a crime?

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Yeah real cool guys let's all tell the really cool guy that there's a no pants protest

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I just found out I have an identical twin. He looks like me but is blond. Is that legal for identical twins?

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How do you Instagram slideshow bait people on here?

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I could break out of Alcatraz if I had a table and a mirror.

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Do parents still pay neighbors to befriend their children? I'm on LinkedIn but I can't find any opportunities.

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Do parents still pay neighbors to befriend their children? I'm on LinkedIn but I can't find any opportunities.

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Got a goldfish today, then got into a car accident. I don't have a goldfish anymore.

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Men put the pee in penis. That's why women can't pee apparently.

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I don't understand how male podcasters can hate women and gay people? You're out of copulating options??

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Is anyone here an expert on polyarmory? I am in a predicament.