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penisfartering · 1 month ago

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Can you get arrested for printing out a fake degree if it was done with good intentions and trustworthy insight

#funny post #sunset #school #the shawshank redemption #study motivation

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penisfartering · 2 months ago

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Hey guys long time no see, I got hacked and had to bargain for my account back. All it took was 200 dollars worth of Spotify gift cards.

#funny post #loveislove #mind hacking #easy to apply

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penisfartering · 3 months ago

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If your culture is using chopsticks, my culture is those middle school cafeteria utensil packets with a spork, a 0.7 lead sized plastic straw, and a napkin with the worst texture you've ever felt.

#phat ass white girl #public school #funny post #sunset #the shawshank redemption

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penisfartering · 3 months ago

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Whoever said that dogs can sniff out homosexuality was wrong because I'm STRAIGHT.

#loveislove #confused #bungou stray dogs #straight #wuhan institute of virology

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penisfartering · 4 months ago

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Sorry faithful penisfartering followers, no post tonight. Penisfartering has been banned from using the apple fridge to read twitter yaoi.

#yoai #fridge #creative thinking #sorry not sorry

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penisfartering · 4 months ago

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I haven't seen any snails in a while. I had a theory that snails were deep cover spies for the government and that the French were doing us a favor by destroying them, but I'm not so sure anymore.

#spies are forever #confused #funny post #samosas #escargoon

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penisfartering · 4 months ago

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Does second hand smoking count as an accessory to a crime?

#weedsociety #legal advice

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penisfartering · 4 months ago

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Yeah real cool guys let's all tell the really cool guy that there's a no pants protest

#escortedoffpremasus #bullying #social outcast #really cool #handsomeproblems

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