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peterparkerincorrectquotes · 3 years ago

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What.

#thank god it’s not just me lol #please give us the old one back #orange???? ORANGE?????? bestie tumblr’s whole thing is blue… that’s like…. its thing

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peterparkerincorrectquotes · 3 years ago

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which one of the worst famous tumblr posts are you

this is my first uquiz please enjoy

#I GOT THE COLOR OF THE SKY POST #fuck you /j #this is my thirteenth reason #literally hate that post #i’m basic in that I hate that post #would fist fight it no question #thank god for the new tumblr feature where it shortens longer posts so I never have to scroll through it again #anyway this result made me insecure about myself /hj

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peterparkerincorrectquotes · 3 years ago

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another sexy uquiz folks this time it's which greek god would you take as a lover?

#hades #don’t know how I feel #if hades was a woman????? absolutely #but as a man???#gods don’t REALLY have gender anyway so i’ll take it #warily

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peterparkerincorrectquotes · 3 years ago

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my dentist: *says I have no cavities*

me (to myself): This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in dentist, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve

#alternatively: the dentists start whispering to each other and you are filled with dread #not marvel

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peterparkerincorrectquotes · 3 years ago

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after watching both no way home and multiverse of madness, I’ve come to be of the (controversial) opinion that the mcu should avoid multiverse plots. not because the plots themselves are bad, but because so much of the plot revolves around cameos. the actual plot takes a backseat to the temporary — and ultimately inconsequential — introduction of fan-favorite characters. cameos are fine (and a certain number of cameos are to be expected in popular series!) but you reach a point where you’ve reduced your series to nostalgic call-backs, and imo the multiverse plot lines are really accelerating the mcu’s descent into that

#please don’t come at me #if you like the cameos that’s cool!#and the idea of using the multiverse in movies is really cool!!! but. they’re not using it because its a cool idea; they’re using it to—#make money and pander to fans with cameos #like what was the point of all those heroes in the illuminati universe #agent carter!! cool!! alternate universe captain marvel!!! also cool!!!#but they didn’t contribute to the story at all. they literally all just died.#those could have been any random people #the mcu isn’t using the multiverse to come up with cool plots theyre using it to get the momentary shock value #anyway. like I said I think multiverse plots could be cool!! but the cameos reach a point where they’re just kinda cringy #don’t come at me with Its Always Been Like That!!! either pls :’)#I’m aware that call-backs are common and often times enjoyable!! i’m just saying they’re using the multiverse plots to get even lazier #delete later #at least if I get a lot of hate for this which I think I might :’)#mcu #marvel

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peterparkerincorrectquotes · 3 years ago

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peter: I HAVE GOOD NEWS MR. STARK

peter: why the fuck isn’t coconut mall in Mario Kart 8

tony, crying: peter, please, I don’t know what the fuck that means

#reblog #source: me #source: original #peter parker #tony stark #iron man #spiderman #irondad and spiderson #mcu #now i’m demanding funky kong

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peterparkerincorrectquotes · 3 years ago

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Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better