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It Was Your Idea Babe, No Really You Came Up With It.

Morty- "Y/N, why does Rick always take you to fun places?"

Y/n- Oh, that's because I use subliminal messages.

Morty- What do you mean you use subliminal messages? There's no way that works on Rick.

Y/n- Of course it does Morty, how else do you think I got him to take me to Choco Fun Land.

Y/n- What you think I asked nicely? Rick needs to think he came up with the idea, if he doesn't then no matter how much fun he's having ,he's going to act miserable just out of spite.

Morty- So how do you do it exactly? I mean I've never seen you bring up these places or like leave out brochures.

Y/n- No no, that's to upfront. You have to be really subtle with Rick.

Morty- OK so how do you do it? I want to learn so I don't have to be dragged around to all those awful place.

Y/n- OK, well first off you have to be ready to spend months doing it.

Morty- Months!

Y/n- Yeah months, if you act to eager about a place then he's gonna pick up on it and you can kiss whatever fun adventures goodbye.

Morty- uuuuuuhhhh fine so months of work.

Y/n- So first thing your gonna do is scroll around on your phone for awhile and half heartedly mention whatever place you want.

Then you don't bring it up for a week or two, unless a commercial or something about the place pops up organically.

If that happens just say something like "Oh that was the place I was telling you about."

After that two weeks bring up something that you find interesting about the place.

Just do that for awhile and look up stuff about it on his computer or cell so he gets ads.

Morty- OK so act casual, wait awhile in-between bringing it up, and leave a digital trail so he gets advertisements.

Y/n- Yup that's pretty much it. Eventually he'll start to bring it up so you won't have to work so hard on being subtle.

Mort- Wow thanks Y/n, I can't wait to start tricking Rick into taking me places.

Rick- Y/N!

Y/n- Why are you yelling I'm right here.

Rick- DID -Uuuurp- YOU TELL MORTY TO SUBLIMINALLY MESSAGE ME!

Y/n- No, why would I tell him to do that? that is such an awful thing to do to someone.

Rick- He said that yo-uurp-u do it to get what you want so he should do it to.

Y/n- Rick you know I'm not OK with manipulation and subliminal messages is a form of manipulation.

Rick- Yeah your right he probably picked it up from Jerry.

Y/n- He definitely did.

Y/n- Anyway on a completely different note, did you know that the Ezon network had a massive botanical garden?

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Can't Sleep

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Gods Among The Stars

You were Primes friend, you helped him and Diane raise Beth.

During the time of Prime trying to create portal travel, you became the second parental figure for Beth.

You also had to step between Diane and Prime on more then one occasion to protect Diane from his anger.

The best way to distract him from lashing out was to ask about his science. You would feign interest in whatever he was working on and he would start explaining while leading you to the lab.

This ended up being a bad thing to do, when Prime succeeded in creating portal travel he wanted to bring you with him.

He came to believe that you and he were ment to be together.

Since you could comprehend a good amount of his work and you always showed interest, he couldn't image why you two wouldn't be together.

You had been friends since elementary school, so of course you'd be together for the rest of your lives.

Safe to say he didn't take it well when you said you weren't going with him.

He tried to convince you, telling you about the worlds you'd see and how you'd be gods among the stars.

You refused, telling him you weren't built to be a god and how crazy he was to think that just because he made a portal gun he'd be a god.

After that Prime didn't say anything, he'd just made a portal and left.

Years went by, you moved in with Diane.

You didn't tell her the entire truth about Primes leaving, you didn't want to add to the pain by telling her that the man she married no longer loved her or the child that was made.

One night you woke up in a strange room there were monitors flashing what looked like vital signs and a cart that had medical tools laid out.

Feeling a rush of fear go through you, you tried to sit up only you found yourself strapped down to a metal table

Before you could struggle Prime appeared above you, he was grinning like he won the greatest prize.

Prime started going on a rant about everything he'd done and how he had made himself near indestructible.

He spoke about how hed found away to make himself younger and how he'd modified his own body to the point he wasn't even human anymore.

Looking at Prime he truly did look younger. Instead the 45 year old man you expected to see, you instead found a man pushing late 20s early 30s.

Trying to speak was pointless, whatever he gave you was starting to take affect. Blackness took over and before you lost consciousness Prime spoke into your ear.

"Don't worry hubby I'll fix you, you and I are going to be gods among the stars."

Maybe Ill make a part 2

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Being a willing kidnapped

Rick is obsessed with you, you don't know why or how but he is.

When he kidnappeds you he puts you in a luxury apartment that he built under his lab.

All access to streaming services, YouTube, a fridge that's fully stocked with your favorite foods, snacks and drink, video games and any hobbies you want.

You want for nothing.

The only thing you can't do is right Comments or contact other people.

You have absolutely no problem with that, I mean you willing followed the guy when he offered you candy.

The only thing you have to do is hangout with Rick and your happy to do so if it means you can just chill and not work.

Also you were basically a hermit to begin with, so your fine with entertaining yourself.

Eventually the Smith family finds out your there. They try to "rescue" you and become very confused when you refuse to leave.

Rick of course erases their minds since he refuses to let anyone take you from him.

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Living Normal Through Chaos

I like to image just existing in the middle of the chaos that is Rick and Morty, and somehow non of it touching you.

Your dimension destroyed you find yourself in a new one, weird pink creatures invading your home someone comes along and exterminates them. (Smiling Friends anyone)

Asteroids destroying the neighborhood your house is still standing and has electricity.

I also like the idea that you don't interact with Rick or the Smiths until some really random event happens.

Like one of Ricks whacky enemy's lasers through a bunch of houses, but yours is still standing.

No one pays attention to it until you walk outside to get the mail and a bus just gets flung at you. The bus just stops, like an invisible force stops it.

You are just oblivious to it all.

Rick investigates and by investigate I mean he puts you in life threatening situations.

And like every fanfic with Rick Sanchez, you both become close.

Platonic or romantic you decide.

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Age

Jerry- Is no one else bothered by the fact that Rick is basically dating a child.

Rick- They're not a child.

Y/n- I'm 109.

Jerry- 0_0

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Cookies

Jerry- You pushed me down a hill.

Y/n- I didn't push you, I gave you a gentle nudge.

Jerry- My arms broken!

Y/n- Well, maybe next time you'll think twice before eating my cookies.

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Kidnapped?

Rick- Morty, Summer, Beth, this is my girlfriend Y/n.

Y/n- I'M NOT HIS GIRLFRIEND THIS PSHYCO KIDNAPPED ME!

Rick- She has a strange sense of humor.

Y/n- FOR GODS SAKE IM TIED TO A CHAIR!

Morty,Summer,Beth- ..........

Rick- We're very happy together.

Y/n- AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

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High on Life

With Rick and Morty

After defeating Garmantous, and saving more humans, helping to save more Gatlians, and becoming a really good bounty hunter.

You even found a new astroid for the Gatlians to start rebuilding. Sweezy, Gus, and Creature decided to stay on the astroid to help rebuild.

Lezduit was given to Gene to try and fix his voice and Kenny chose to stay with you.

While on a bounty you and Kenny met a very strange duo.

Said duo consisted of a very strange old man and a kind of whiny, but not the worst human you'd run into.

During the mission the four of you joined together to complete it. Well by join together, what really happened was you and Kenny wanted the bounty and Rick wanted some item that your target had.

Somehow during the mission you and Kenny had charmed Rick, and by charmed I mean kinda possessively obsessed with you two in a completely platonic way.

If you and Kenny were out on a bounty, Rick was there to help you two. You two went out to eat at space Applebee's he was there.

Hanging out in your room, Rick was there. Of course neither you or Kenny knew what to do about a self proclaimed genius following you both around.

When you went to your family and Gene to tell them about him, before you both could talk to them you found Rick there convincing them it would be better for you both if he came along on your missions.

Even when you and Kenny tried to explain what a creep Rick was your parents and for some reason Gene said it might be a good idea for you both to travel with a experienced space traveler.

After that anytime you and Kenny went out Rick was along for the ride. You both were also pulled into whatever Rick wanted as well.

Rick got on both your nerves real fast. Even though he was real good at killing your target quick and traversing the overly complicated terrain, he took the fun out of the missions.

He also treated you both like little kids. He would kill any enemies before you and Kenny could, he made a protective bubble shield that pops out any time you both were attacked.

He also has a weird thing about feeding both of you. During the day he'd pull out snacks and insist you both eat.

Which at first was nice, until he started to give you both snacks every five minutes.

If you wander off not only do you get scalded by Rick but you also get placed in a child harness.

Neither you nor Kenny understand why this weird old man is trying to parent you both.

And you both really wish he'd stop tucking you into bed.

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My Girlfriend Is "Not" A Witch Morty

Rick- Would you shut up you -uuurp- little turd Morty.

Morty- Oh ,come on Rick. You have to admit that they fit the bill.

Rick- Y/n does not fit the bill Morty, they especially don't fit the bill of being a magical entity.

Morty- Yes they do, are you gonna ignore all the evidence of them being a witch.

Rick- Evidence? What evidence, there's nothing but your stupid little brain.

Morty- Here's some evidence for you, they wear fantasy like clothing.

Rick- They also wear leggings and sports shirts, but that doesn't make her an athlete.

Morty- They have a staff that has a glowing gem on it and they have a bunch of books about herbs and spells and creatures.

Rick- It's a walking stick that has a led light in it and they like fantasy books.

Morty- What about they're cat Binx. Binx is black and is super intelligent.

Rick- The cats weird I'll give you that, but they aren't magic weird.

Morty- What about the other night when they came over with those people and they sat in a circle around a fire and chanted.

Rick- That was their book club and they have a chant they do before starting.

Morty- A chant that's in Latin?

Rick- Yes Morty, they do a chant in Latin!

Morty-WHY CANT YOU ADMIT THAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A WITCH!

Rick-WHY CANT YOU JUST SHUP UP AND GO AWAY! IF YOU CANT GIVE ME REAL EVIDENCE THEN PISS OFF!

Morty- OK Rick I got some real evidence for you. She hasn't aged, she's 65 years old and she looks to be 30. Either she has a fake ID or she's used magic to keep herself young.

Rick-.......

Morty- Nothing to say to that Rick?

Rick- Good genetics.

Morty-ARE YOU SERIOUS! GENETICS, YOU THINK GENETICS IS KEEPING HER YOUNG?!

Rick- If you'd seen what her grandma and grandpa looked like at her age you'd get it.

Y/n- So what did you get up to today?

Rick- Fixed up the motor on the ship and got some weapon deals done.

Y/n- That's good.

Rick- I also told Morty you aren't a witch.

Y/n- Is that what all the yelling was earlier.

Rick- Yup

Y/n- I don't understand why you just don't tell him the truth.

Rick- Cuz it's hilarious seeing him get so mad, now why don't you summon us some food witchy.

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Jerry- You know if you want to do something romantic for Y/n you could always ask me for advice.

Rick- I'm not taking advice from a man who gave his wife a half eaten box of chocolates.

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LURING IN A GENIUS

Step 1- Act uninterested in what there doing, but don't act so uninterested that they will ignore you back.

A good half and half is what you need.

(Example- Play on your phone while they explain what there doing, glance up every now and then, and give a few hums.)

This will get on their nerves, but don't worry next time your around you'll find your phone missing temporarily , leaving you with no choice but to listen to them.

Step 2- When they go on an adventure don't ask to come every time. If your genius goes out a lot make plans to do other things.

Don't tell them what your doing until they ask.

What this will do is make them interested in what your doing. If you make your plans out to be more interesting to yourself than they'll want to go with you.

Step 3- If step 1 or 2 fail make a new friend and start hanging out with them. This in turn should gain the attention of your genius.

Step 4- Bribery, find out their favorite snacks and drinks.

Play it cool, don't tell them you got snacks just for them. Pick up snacks for yourself as well, that way it looks like you were thinking about them while shopping for yourself.

Make dinner or order out, leave them some leftovers. After a while they should start to ask you when breakfast,lunch, or dinner is.

If they do start asking then congratulations on getting one step closer to having your very own genius.

Step 5- Movies and TV, tell them your going to watch a movie or show. Invite them to join you when their no longer busy.

They will turn down your invite, but don't worry after about three or six invites they will start to show up after they finish up whatever they are doing.

Step 6- Don't try to change them, if you feel they need to be changed then this is not the person for you.

This step is for anyone not just geniuses.

Step 7- If none of the previous steps worked than you just got to move on.

They don't like you, that's OK. Stop standing in their yard in the rain yelling at the house how much you love them, it's weird.

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When You've Read Through All The Fanfics Of The Fandom You Like But Still Want More

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The Pocket

Rick has a lot of pockets as we know, so many in fact that if another were to appear in his lab coat he probably wouldn't notice for awhile.

After all if he's gonna drag you with him on death defying adventures, your gonna need some snacks and you can't carry them around.

Since you don't really want to give away your using him as a pack mule, you need to be sneaky when you go to grab a snack.

Whisper something in his ear, lean against him during a boring villain monolog, surprise hug, makeout season. As long as you can reach in his coat without being noticed your golden.

When he eventually notices the pocket and find the snacks, you just try and distract him and if that distraction gets him to take off his coat and said coat disappears for a undisclosed period of time, that's nobody's business but yours.

Now you maybe wondering, why don't you tell him surely he wouldn't care. Well you'd normally be right in he wouldn't care if it's you.

Except the snack your hiding from him is wafer cookies.

If he were to find those cookies you'd never get any again. See you and Rick both love those cookies and since you both love them your always trying to keep them from each other.

There never seems to be enough box's and if one of you eats the last cookie a war breaks out. It's really the only thing the two of you argue over.

So secret pocket, also it's just fun to see how long it takes the smartest man in the universe to realize he has more pockets than what he should.

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How To Catch Your Soulmate

Y/n- Dude, how stupid do you think I am. I'm not getting into a junky UFO with a total stranger.

Rick- I have chicken nuggets, a blue raspberry icee, and a heated blanket just for you.

Y/n-.....

Y/n- Alright I guess I'm getting kidnapped today.

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Caged

Rick- I want to keep you in a cage were only I'll ever see you.

Y/n-.....

Rick-.....

Rick- Y/n I have something in the basement to show you.

Y/n- I'm not following you anywhere after what you just said to me.

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Night Cuddles

Laying on the couch and scrolling on your phone while the listening to the rain was probably one of the best ways to relax.

After a couple hours of scrolling your eyes started to close, but just before you could fall asleep the sound of a portal opening woke you up.

Not bothering to open your eyes, you listen to the foot steps making their way into your kitchen. The sound of the sink running and eventually the sounds of hands being washed.

After a few moments the sink turned off and the foot steps made their way to you.

Your cell was taken and replaced with that of a person laying across your chest. Long arms made their way under your body and their head buried itself under your chin.

Wrapping your arms across their back you relaxed back down and sleep slowly started taking you again.