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Ricks Pet

I imagine he'd have some odd pet, something even aliens and other beings from other worlds would bulk at.

I also see him having a pet as a mother duck situation.

Like him killing its mom and then the baby hatches from an egg or crawls out of the mom's corpse.

Rick of course doesn't care about the creature and tries to leave it, only for said creature to find its way to him.

I see Rick getting so frustrated that he doesn't see an enemy come up behind him, but the creature does and it kills the enemy.

I picture it just brutalizzing the enemy and then happily coming up to Rick all proud of its self.

After that Rick just spoils the creature in the most Rick way.

Kits the creature out with the best tech around, trains it to hunt down rare materials, and even other Ricks.

I see Rick going out of his way to give the creature the best food. Also he denies it, but he definitely cuddles his pet while watching ball fondlers.

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Dating Rick Sanchez Is Weird

He's the most clingy and distant person ever.

He gets mad if you hover around him, but if you leave he'll get sad.

Example, he told you to piss off so you went to watch TV and not even 2min went by before this man was coming in pouting.

Demanding you go back to the garage to see him create some great invention.

If your doing anything that doesn't have your attention on him, he will either drag you to the garage or he will finish your project for you.

But if you try to do the same to him, forget it. This man will not except interruptions.

The best solution for both of you is to be in the same place but not be on top of each other.

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Tiny Backyard Adventures

I've been playing alot of Grounded recently and all I can imagine is Rick giving you the ability to have fun backyard tiny adventures.

I picture you playing Grounded and you make some off hand comment to Rick about wanting to play in Grounded in real life, minus the of dieing a horrifying death.

A few days probably go by and suddenly Ricks dragging you to the garage to show you his shrinking invention.

I imagine he modifies your body so your way more durable.

Putting on the shrinking device you head off for the yard to start your tiny adventures.

I imagine Rick also joins you when he's not off on a grand adventure, I picture him helping you build a grass mansion or taking down the broodmother.

I can also see both of you just relaxing by a puddle of water and having a chill beach day or climbing the side of fence to build an outlook.

Also neither of you have told the family, this leads to Jerry for the first time ever taking care of the yard.

Jerry definitely puts the sprinklers on leading to you and Rick getting washed away and both of your shrinking devices breaking.

And like every classic Rick & Y/N adventure, you both have to find a way to get big while also plotting Jerry's death.

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Favorite Grandkid

Morty- Rick how come you never take Y/n on any dangerous adventures.

Rick- Wh-aauuuurp-t are you talking about? They were just with us Morty or did you miss that with all your screaming and whining.

Morty- I was only screaming and whining cuz I was on fire Rick! Plus you literally put a force field around Y/n the moment the laser fired.

Rick- Well yeah I can't have my favorite grandkid die Morty.

Morty- o__o

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No Sleep

Rick- Y/N GIVE ME THE FLAMETHROWER!

Y/N- NO I HAVE TO KILL THE GREMLINS!

Rick- THERES NO GREMLINS!

Y/N- WELL OF COURSE YOU'D SAY THAT WHEN YOUR WORKING FOR THEM!

Morty- I'll get the elephant tranks.

Summer- And I'm gonna film this for tiktok. This is gonna get soooo many views.

Y/N- BURN GREMLIN TRASH!

Rick- Y/N! STOP TRYING TO BURN ME!

When i don't get enough sleep I hallucinate gremlin like shadows. The shadows are always just out of eyesight.

I also tried to set them on fire with a lighter and hair spray. I didnt succeed, but I still tried.

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Late Night Mac & Cheese

Having a terrible sleep schedule leads to some not so great eating habits.

Wake up to early, eat two breakfasts and have a very late into the night dinner.

Wake up to late and only eat one or two meals, which leads to over eating the next day.

And somedays you wake up late at night not having eaten anything all day. Which leads to late night mac & cheese.

Walking downstairs in the midnight hour is always a strange experience. The quiet is a strange mix of comfort and fear.

Heading for the kitchen making sure to avoid the loudest creaks in the floor.

Putting on the overhead light above the stove, the kitchen is lit in a soft warm glow.

Pulling out the pot and bowls, you try to make as little noise as possible, cringing at the slightest clank or the to loud water from the sink.

Waiting for the macaroni to cook, you stare out the darkend window, wondering how many other people are awake out there.

After the macaroni finishes you split the macaroni into two bowls. Mixing the cheese in and grabbing two spoons, you place the bowls down at the table and start eating your portion.

After a couple minutes you hear the garage door quietly open and close. Soft foot steps make their way to the other bowl.

Rick sits down and digs into the mac & cheese.

Even though you have bad sleep habits that leave you exhausted and bad eating habits that leave you both starving and over filled.

Its nice that you at least have some company to join you during these quiet nights.

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Rick Sanchez's Nicknames For You.

I like to think he'd call you these names regardless of gender, also they get more unhinged as time goes on.

Baby,Babe,Sweetheart,Honey, and sweety are the classics.

Lover,Dreamboat,Mcdreamy,Pretty Face, Mr. Lady/Man Killer, and Casanova. These names are used more when other people hit on you and Rick gets annoyed.

Honeybun, Sweet pea, Sugarplum and pumpkin. These are the names used during disagreements.

Killer, chaos gremlin, zoomy sugar rush baby, party monster, and trash goblin. These are the on an adventure

Zombie, corpse walking, and sleepy baby are the you haven't slept in awhile names.

Rick has many names to call you and most are insults.

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Part 2 of God's Among The Stars

After being kidnapped and having non consensual modifications done to you by Prime, you somehow managed to escape him.

Though escape is being generous, it was more like finding out other Ricks exist and it turns out all most all of them want Prime dead.

A Rick had gotten into the base and while searching for Prime had found you.

Turns out the man who you once thought of as your bestfriend went around and not only killed a bunch of Dianes and Beths, but also the very few versions of you who existed.

The Rick who broke in had a version of you and unfortunately the loss of both his family and you made most Ricks very unhinged.

Since this Rick lost his version of you he tried to take you, only to immediately fail after one of your mods activated and killed him instantly.

Completely freaked out and desperate to escape, you searched Ricks body and found the portal gun.

Figuring out how to use it was easy, since you had a front row seat to its creation.

Getting home was an unnerving event. The house was so quiet and dark not a single light on. Walking through the house you see the kitchen and living room in shambles.

Dried blood covered the carpet and splatters went up the wall. Nothing but dread filled you.

Hearing a thump from upstairs, you grab a heavy flashlight that was left on the floor and slowly make your way up.

The noise leads you to Beth’s door and you open it preparing for the worse.

Inside you find a very sickly looking Beth throwing a ball at the wall.

Dianes gone, its just you and Beth now. You and Beth against whatever the twisted universe has in-store for you.

here's part 1 of this story, no idea how to do a smaller link.

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Who Ate The Cupcakes?

Y/n- Rick did you eat my cupcakes?

Rick- No -buuurp-

Y/n- Are you lying?

Rick- Y/n wh-uuurp- why would I lie about eating cupcakes? Think about it, if I wanted to eat cupcakes I'd go to a place with infinite cupcakes. I-uurp- would wouldn’t steal yours and then lie about it.

Y/n- OK Rick, you could have just said no.

Earlier That Day

Rick- These cupcakes are so f-uurp-cking good. Garage delete security footage from the past hour.

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It Was Your Idea Babe, No Really You Came Up With It.

Morty- "Y/N, why does Rick always take you to fun places?"

Y/n- Oh, that's because I use subliminal messages.

Morty- What do you mean you use subliminal messages? There's no way that works on Rick.

Y/n- Of course it does Morty, how else do you think I got him to take me to Choco Fun Land.

Y/n- What you think I asked nicely? Rick needs to think he came up with the idea, if he doesn't then no matter how much fun he's having ,he's going to act miserable just out of spite.

Morty- So how do you do it exactly? I mean I've never seen you bring up these places or like leave out brochures.

Y/n- No no, that's to upfront. You have to be really subtle with Rick.

Morty- OK so how do you do it? I want to learn so I don't have to be dragged around to all those awful place.

Y/n- OK, well first off you have to be ready to spend months doing it.

Morty- Months!

Y/n- Yeah months, if you act to eager about a place then he's gonna pick up on it and you can kiss whatever fun adventures goodbye.

Morty- uuuuuuhhhh fine so months of work.

Y/n- So first thing your gonna do is scroll around on your phone for awhile and half heartedly mention whatever place you want.

Then you don't bring it up for a week or two, unless a commercial or something about the place pops up organically.

If that happens just say something like "Oh that was the place I was telling you about."

After that two weeks bring up something that you find interesting about the place.

Just do that for awhile and look up stuff about it on his computer or cell so he gets ads.

Morty- OK so act casual, wait awhile in-between bringing it up, and leave a digital trail so he gets advertisements.

Y/n- Yup that's pretty much it. Eventually he'll start to bring it up so you won't have to work so hard on being subtle.

Mort- Wow thanks Y/n, I can't wait to start tricking Rick into taking me places.

Rick- Y/N!

Y/n- Why are you yelling I'm right here.

Rick- DID -Uuuurp- YOU TELL MORTY TO SUBLIMINALLY MESSAGE ME!

Y/n- No, why would I tell him to do that? that is such an awful thing to do to someone.

Rick- He said that yo-uurp-u do it to get what you want so he should do it to.

Y/n- Rick you know I'm not OK with manipulation and subliminal messages is a form of manipulation.

Rick- Yeah your right he probably picked it up from Jerry.

Y/n- He definitely did.

Y/n- Anyway on a completely different note, did you know that the Ezon network had a massive botanical garden?

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Can't Sleep

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Gods Among The Stars

You were Primes friend, you helped him and Diane raise Beth.

During the time of Prime trying to create portal travel, you became the second parental figure for Beth.

You also had to step between Diane and Prime on more then one occasion to protect Diane from his anger.

The best way to distract him from lashing out was to ask about his science. You would feign interest in whatever he was working on and he would start explaining while leading you to the lab.

This ended up being a bad thing to do, when Prime succeeded in creating portal travel he wanted to bring you with him.

He came to believe that you and he were ment to be together.

Since you could comprehend a good amount of his work and you always showed interest, he couldn't image why you two wouldn't be together.

You had been friends since elementary school, so of course you'd be together for the rest of your lives.

Safe to say he didn't take it well when you said you weren't going with him.

He tried to convince you, telling you about the worlds you'd see and how you'd be gods among the stars.

You refused, telling him you weren't built to be a god and how crazy he was to think that just because he made a portal gun he'd be a god.

After that Prime didn't say anything, he'd just made a portal and left.

Years went by, you moved in with Diane.

You didn't tell her the entire truth about Primes leaving, you didn't want to add to the pain by telling her that the man she married no longer loved her or the child that was made.

One night you woke up in a strange room there were monitors flashing what looked like vital signs and a cart that had medical tools laid out.

Feeling a rush of fear go through you, you tried to sit up only you found yourself strapped down to a metal table

Before you could struggle Prime appeared above you, he was grinning like he won the greatest prize.

Prime started going on a rant about everything he'd done and how he had made himself near indestructible.

He spoke about how hed found away to make himself younger and how he'd modified his own body to the point he wasn't even human anymore.

Looking at Prime he truly did look younger. Instead the 45 year old man you expected to see, you instead found a man pushing late 20s early 30s.

Trying to speak was pointless, whatever he gave you was starting to take affect. Blackness took over and before you lost consciousness Prime spoke into your ear.

"Don't worry hubby I'll fix you, you and I are going to be gods among the stars."

Maybe Ill make a part 2 I made a part 2, no idea how to do a smaller link.

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Being a willing kidnapped

Rick is obsessed with you, you don't know why or how but he is.

When he kidnappeds you he puts you in a luxury apartment that he built under his lab.

All access to streaming services, YouTube, a fridge that's fully stocked with your favorite foods, snacks and drink, video games and any hobbies you want.

You want for nothing.

The only thing you can't do is right Comments or contact other people.

You have absolutely no problem with that, I mean you willing followed the guy when he offered you candy.

The only thing you have to do is hangout with Rick and your happy to do so if it means you can just chill and not work.

Also you were basically a hermit to begin with, so your fine with entertaining yourself.

Eventually the Smith family finds out your there. They try to "rescue" you and become very confused when you refuse to leave.

Rick of course erases their minds since he refuses to let anyone take you from him.

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Living Normal Through Chaos

I like to image just existing in the middle of the chaos that is Rick and Morty, and somehow non of it touching you.

Your dimension destroyed you find yourself in a new one, weird pink creatures invading your home someone comes along and exterminates them. (Smiling Friends anyone)

Asteroids destroying the neighborhood your house is still standing and has electricity.

I also like the idea that you don't interact with Rick or the Smiths until some really random event happens.

Like one of Ricks whacky enemy's lasers through a bunch of houses, but yours is still standing.

No one pays attention to it until you walk outside to get the mail and a bus just gets flung at you. The bus just stops, like an invisible force stops it.

You are just oblivious to it all.

Rick investigates and by investigate I mean he puts you in life threatening situations.

And like every fanfic with Rick Sanchez, you both become close.

Platonic or romantic you decide.

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Age

Jerry- Is no one else bothered by the fact that Rick is basically dating a child.

Rick- They're not a child.

Y/n- I'm 109.

Jerry- 0_0

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Cookies

Jerry- You pushed me down a hill.

Y/n- I didn't push you, I gave you a gentle nudge.

Jerry- My arms broken!

Y/n- Well, maybe next time you'll think twice before eating my cookies.

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Kidnapped?

Rick- Morty, Summer, Beth, this is my girlfriend Y/n.

Y/n- I'M NOT HIS GIRLFRIEND THIS PSHYCO KIDNAPPED ME!

Rick- She has a strange sense of humor.

Y/n- FOR GODS SAKE IM TIED TO A CHAIR!

Morty,Summer,Beth- ..........

Rick- We're very happy together.

Y/n- AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!