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the venn diagram of people who smoke weed (nugs) and call chicken nuggets ‘nugs’ is a circle

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17 has 3 odd numbers in it. the amount of syllables is an odd number, the number 17 itself is odd, and the fact that it says ‘ee’ in it is odd because we’ve established ‘e’ as an honorary odd number

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

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permission to call getting money from an atm or bank machine “yoinkin it”, sir!

“i’m at the mall full on yoinkin it”

“nobody stares at me at the bank when i’m yoinkin it”

“damn i’m getting so much money straight up yoinkin it”

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"Why is it a problem if students use AI to get through college"

Because if you demonstrate to me that you're willing to set aside concern for truth, evidence, and verifying things with your own eyes whenever it happens to be inconvenient for you, I have a solemn responsibility to make sure you don't get into medical school.

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fisting was the most commonly accepted foreplay in 769 BCE which is when the 12 disciples officially became a boy band, so there’s a good chance one or more of them was conceived by anal play

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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

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nasty faggotses........

WHYY IS HOMOPHOBIC SMEAGOL IN MY INBOX

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WHO IS KIM SOLEUM AND WHY ARE THEY ALL OVER MY TUMBLR FEED???

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it's not entirely fair to blame folks for their difficulties with media literacy because the main culprits are the companies, organizations and key figures that benefit from everyone's "lack" of media literacy. critical thinking exists, it just gets shoved under the carpet by billionaires trying to play house

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world's first marine psychiatrist trying to wrestle a knife out of a suicidal sea sponges hand in serbia

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Just because no one seems to be talking about it (other than Jagmeet Singh), y’all should know that Poilievre recently attended a fundraiser held by billionaires who run privatized healthcare businesses in the States. No one knows what he promised these billionaires, but given that the election is close-by and our healthcare has already been a major point of contention in the race for prime minister, this seems like an important things to share

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Asylum Town Discord Server Information:

To everyone viewing this, I have made a discord server called Asylum Town. Originally it was intended to be a space for Canadians to assist Americans who are looking into asylum or immigration as a form of safety amidst Trump’s dictatorship. However, the server now serves many other purposes, including but not limited to:

Survival resources (self sustainability guides, guides for surviving late stage capitalism, dealing with internet safety, medical guides for various emergencies, medicinal herbs and plants, gardening and animal care, how to speak with cops and law enforcement, protecting your community from ICE, etc)

Immigration and Asylum resources. Though most of what is in the server now is geared towards moving to Canada, there have been requests for information on immigrating to places like Ireland and Norway, and so there is space in the server for info on other countries as well.

Guides and information on resistance and protests. This includes info like upcoming boycotts and protests, safety guides to protesting, how to use technology in a protest in order to remain safe, how to deal with law enforcement at a peaceful protest when the power gets to their heads, etc.

Information on other discord servers that have similarly aligned missions and goals.

I do need to say that because this server is intended as a safe space for those affected by Trump or similar world figures with similar world views, there will be no tolerance for racism, sexism, queerphobia, ableism, anti-immigrant rhetoric, and so forth. Any amount of bigotry or right wing dog whistles will be shut down immediately.

The server is open to all who need assistance while the world is on fire, and while it was originally intended for a very specific goal, I think it’s pretty clear that the whole world is in disarray, and we all need community and resources in order to survive and fight back.

It should be noted that because Canada has recently made it clear they are tightening the borders, it is now harder than ever to seek asylum or immigrate. As such, we are focusing our efforts more on surviving rather than refuge, but we are still supplying info on how to build a strong case to get into Canada despite the latest restrictions. However, I do encourage y’all to consider other countries as alternatives. Ireland is one that I’ve been hearing more and more, and I am currently doing research for members of the server, so it may be a good place to set your sights on if you intend to leave America.

The main goal of the server is community, and above that the goal is to provide for one another and create a network of safety and assistance so that if anyone struggles at any point, there is someone in the server to help out.

If you’d like to join, you can do so here: https://discord.gg/qEWgVDZZh7

If you have any questions feel free to message me here on Tumblr, I’m relatively active on here so I’m constantly checking my inbox. If you have suggestions, I’m happy to hear them as well.

Lastly, if you know anyone who could benefit from a server like this, feel free to share it with them.

I hope y’all have an amazing day, and that those of you who join the server can find the resources you’re looking for. All the best!

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