piracyismymiddlename
piracyismymiddlename
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piracyismymiddlename · 5 hours ago
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Tetris is the chess of video games.
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piracyismymiddlename · 3 days ago
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You must be cautious of the wandering frog goat
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piracyismymiddlename · 3 days ago
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You know what time it is!
ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
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piracyismymiddlename · 7 days ago
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piracyismymiddlename · 9 days ago
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“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”
No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.
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piracyismymiddlename · 12 days ago
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There's probably a Megan out there who goes by "Megalodon".
At least I hope there is.
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piracyismymiddlename · 13 days ago
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They call him 002
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0 points won
2 times run over by the saftey car
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piracyismymiddlename · 13 days ago
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I was at your dad's house, and you'll never guess who was there.
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piracyismymiddlename · 16 days ago
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improvised deltarune music with annoying commentary title tax season office field battle
(This is a parody of Toby Fox's "improvised touhou music with annoying commentary")
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piracyismymiddlename · 17 days ago
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Met a new friend on a hike
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piracyismymiddlename · 19 days ago
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Give 👏 Mobians👏 Fangs👏
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piracyismymiddlename · 19 days ago
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Reminder: If a low quality or problematic releases, and you pay to watch it. Then you are supporting the practices that resulted in said film being made. If you absolutelly have to watch a movie, there are ways to do so that don't reward provlematic corporations.
But, even so, sometimes a film just isn't worth your time.
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piracyismymiddlename · 24 days ago
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The jerboa used the deep pockets of his nationwide chain corporation to undercut poorer, local competition.
Now the jerboa is paying his employees poverty wages so the can only afford to eat using the taxpayer's dollar at his chain store.
The jerboa has also agreed with the boa, that they should not directly compete with each other's multi-billion dollar conglomerates.
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piracyismymiddlename · 25 days ago
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“paid subscription with ads” is fucking crazy. if you pay for a service and then get served an ad on said service you should be allowed to pipe bomb its executive at no legal risk
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piracyismymiddlename · 1 month ago
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Peeled grapes are actually so good.
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piracyismymiddlename · 1 month ago
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Just got banned from a discord server for arguing against generative AI :\
I wasn't being at all inflammatory either, I was just pointing out the actually underpinnings of image generation.
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piracyismymiddlename · 1 month ago
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No fox has ever foxed more than this.
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