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“In talking with readers, one of the things that we’ve learned is that this book fights homophobia. People who read this book — it makes them more tolerant, it make them more understanding, which is hugely important right now because being gay in Russia puts your life at risk.”

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yeah. it’s me. i’m that bitch.

large decaf iced coffee bitch.

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not gonna lie, nested parentheses kinda turn me on

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look. i’m not against ocean conservation by any means, but like…

the ocean will definitely outlive the human race, no matter what we manage to do to it.

the seas are fucking powerful dude.

we were born of the primordial soup.

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I’m so here for electric rickshaws! Proper doors would be nice, though.

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wtb a lightly cursed obsidian amulet

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“Generally speaking, Marine infantry units focus on lethal force as opposed to less-than-lethal force, so they are typically not trained or equipped to deal with civil disturbances, said retired Army Lt. Gen. Russel Honoré, who led military relief efforts following Hurricane Katrina in 2005.”

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god i’ve had this duvet cover for the last 10 years and i can’t decide whether i want to keep it until it turns to shreds for sentimental reasons or burn the unholy thing

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ah, san francisco. how many places are there where you can get accused of gentrifying a neighborhood you can’t even afford?

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babe what if we ran off together to this beautiful coastal parcel with a compliant sewage system and flushing toilet 👉🏻👈🏻

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they call me the bug whisperer. because i whisper to bugs

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meat robots

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startup idea: a robot dog, but with thumbs (so it can do your laundry)

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call me a dirty kink shamer, but sadism is never a “need.” i will fucking die on this hill.