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I don’t really love it but I might as well post it

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“This fandom is a prison!!”

*I shout under my breath while working up a story line for my own OCs*

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Idk if it’s just me but I get told I look angry a lot. Which wouldn’t be so weird if it wasn’t for the fat that EVERY SINGLE TIME IM SMILING OR LAUGHING

Like ok if I was straight faced it’d make sense BUT IM SMILING IM HAPPY CAN WE NOT TELL WITH MY SMILE

One time I walked up to my FRIEND smiling and waving and she told me she thought I was gonna BEAT HER!?!!….I haven’t laid a finger on her (yet)

Oh god I’m cooked gng smh 😔😔

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AWWWWW I LOVE THIS FAT DOG ◫◬▮◗◭◭◷◦◍◐▮◷◫◱◂◱◕▮◙◱▮◐◫▪◂

he is a melon

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Oh I love this!! 🔥🔥

9 out of 10 doctors recommend huffing a gal at least once a day.

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I hate when people make assumptions about me AMD ARE WRONG!

Tf you mean imma be a “single cat lady in my forties”!?!

I’m gonna be an eccentric dog women in my thirties!!

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Based on a true event

Friend: so what’s your gender

Me:Agender

Friend: Which one

Me:….Agender

Friend: …ok but which gender

Me (now holding in the biggest laugh): no I’m agender

Friend(getting pissed): but out of all the genders which one are you!?

Me: NONE I’m Agender!

Friend(now pissed): how can you be a gender if YOU ARE NONE OF THEM!?

Me: I’m not A gender I’m AGENDER!!….im gender-less!!

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OMG I feel so stupid

I have a magical girl Oc with powers of a star and she also uses guns I’ve had her for 3year it took me three years to realize my own Oc is a shooting star

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Here’s my problem I have no friends. NOT IN A LITERAL SENSE but in the sense that all my friends are friends… I AM I ONE BIG FRIEND GROUP.

THIS IS ME AND EVERY FRIEND

You see that big annoying but pretty dot in the middle THATS ME and you see how no line is touching me but they’re all surrounding me…THOSE ARE MY FRIENDS!! Not to say I have bad friends I love them but they are all connected!

So basically all of them can hang out with another cuz they are all bff with another person BUT WHOS BFF AM I!? Do I even have a bff IDK

All I know is that they all hang out with each other and I sit by myself watching ants eat a Pringle

Oh side note we would make a cool ass solar system 

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Omg!! There’s this movie I wanna watch but I DO NOT remember what it’s called but like I remember the entire move!

So it’s this horror where it starts off with this family of three, daughter dad and mom, are moving into a new house. And there’s already a totally creepy vibe cuz all the neighbors are like giving them a creepy look and this little boy on a tricycle rides up to the daughter telling her they’re all gonna die and she’s like ok weirdo. So like they later that day she looks that up and there’s a news article of a murder of HER FAMILY saying the dad died hung in the attic the mom was killed by the front door and the daughter body is no where to be found so obvi this freaks her out and she tells her parents and they’re like “oh silly lil daughter we’re ok” and while they’re just moved in weird things are happening like they’re hearing noises and things are going missing. turns out there’s a man in their attic WHO I THINK IS IN LOVE WITY THE 18 YO DAUGHTER

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I’ve been trying to figure out how to romanticize my life and I figured out I’ve been romanticizing my life my whole life

AND ITS STILL NOT ENOUGH!!!

I NEED SOMEONE TO LIVE WITH ROSE EVERYWHERE

I NEED THE BIRDS TO SING TO ME EVERY MORNING

I NEED YO BAKE A SOME RACCOONS

I NEED A LITTLE BIT OF MONICA

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Strawberry Mush

#630007 | #e8d3c6 | #feedc0 | #f79e94 | #f74247

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Mmmm berries … 👁️👁️🩷🖤❤️

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I like berries 😊

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“All women have to worry about is clothes” 🤬

YES!!but no. I’m not even a women but I like to dress like one and it’s SO HARD

I just called myself EVERY name in the book for a FOUR HOURS BIRTHDAY PARTY

I’ve been up for TWENTY FOUR HOURS either screaming, crying, eating or tearing my room apart look for things!!

ITS NOT EASY TO LOOK GOOD WITHOUT A DRESS CODE

The ONLY THINGS that have stopped me from becoming a criminal is baby shrimp and peach energy drinks.

WHEN I run out of those thing and IF I still don’t have an outfit I MIGHT BEND SOME SPOONS

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AGH I LITERALLY NEED TO BLAB TO SOME1 ABOUT MY OCs AND ABOUT THEIR LORE AND WORLD 😭😭😭😭 IM LITERALLY CHEWING ON GLASS I NEEC TO YAP NONSENSE WITHOUT BEING JUDGED 

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Honestly if I was someone’s girlfriend they would never need to worry. All I do is sit on the toilet, eat bacon and, sleep