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Getting to see a bunch of dogs at work is usually very fun and cute except when I’m on my period and then every single dog in the store has to shove their face directly into my crotch.

Why are they all out to expose me

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my HOT AND GAY body hurts

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Romance is buying someone a Le Creuset dish btw

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its not funny anymore i wish i was a pebble

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i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse

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Some of you are incapable of being empathetic towards people in better situations than yourself and I think that’s something you should really be working on :/

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I want to follow him around like a cat and run in front of his feet and trip him

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yes all my favorite characters are desperate to be loved. no i don’t think that says anything about me

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Happy Birthday to one of the man I love the most ♡♡♡

My light my love ♡

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More snackies from my soul eater au:

Remus as mad scientist stein (!!!) wielding certified slutty death scythe Sirius (!!!)

Also Regulus is so drastically Crona

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Hello Whores

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Ok I’ve been brainstorming/drafting a marauders soul eater au and I feel like I’ve just had a revelation

Barty with twin pistols Evan and Pandora

Like Barty looking scary af with the all black suit and the stupid little upside down pinky firing, the twins constantly laughing/screaming at Barty for being insane, it’s so perfect

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My cat has the tiniest paws but she’s so massive every time she stands on me she leaves little paw shaped bruises on my legs

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Found out the cute puppy guy I have a fatal crush on has a girlfriend 10 min after starting my period I am nothing but a chew toy to the universe

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DayQuil is the most vile fucking liquid I’ve ever consumed holy shit why did no one warn me !!!!

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I wish I had someone to write obsessive dramatic letters to like old times authors bc I watched a girl at work today just move some stuff around and I told her “you have that kind of soul-bound energy that just bends the world to your will” and she looked at me like I was insane