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As an Elementary Ed major, my love language is buying kid’s picture books that make me think of you

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I’m super sick rn and my friend was trying to surprise me with potato soup from this place I like.

He called and they were like “No, sorry, we’re not accepting take out orders right now.”

This man made up an elaborate story about how I am his 8 month pregnant wife and this is all I have been craving and he NEEDS it. So they gave it to him. 💀

If that is not a best friend I don’t know what is.

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Sometimes I get annoyed by my phone freezing up randomly, but then I remember I actively have almost every single app on my phone open at once.

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Dressing up to look cute today cause I have a math test and if I’m gonna fail it I’m going to look hot doing it 😤

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Just had a freshman boy follow me down the sidewalk screaming “I want coochie, please I haven’t gotten any in so long!”…how’s y’all’s night going? 😀

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Working an overnight desk job by myself is the dream.

It’s 3am and I’m getting paid to eat handfuls of fruity pebbles while listening to Hozier and doodling on sticky notes.

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I want so badly to be a podcast kind of person but I just spent the last 45 mins in a cycle of zoning out and then rewinding 😭

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My style cannot be defined. In one week I go from “90s punk rock” to “oversized toddler who just learned to dress themselves” to “is she sleepwalking?…”

I like to keep the people guessing.

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I love giving gifts so much, I’m upset that none of my friends have upcoming birthdays! And I don’t want them to feel bad for taking random gifts! But I want to give them gifts! Ahh!

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I’m sitting her sobbing over the series finale of Lucifer only for it to fucking end with Welcome to the Black Parade????? asd;khgkjiwenfkd

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Maybe it’s just my lactose intolerance speaking, but if you just drink milk before bed you scare me…deeply.

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When I search for new recipes sometimes I’ll type in “picky kid recipes”………….it’s me. I’m the picky kid.

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Throwback to that time I was heading to my grandmother’s funeral and I stopped at the dollar store to grab a water and the cashier said “You are all dressed up and going somewhere nice, huh?”

And I was just like “ahaha…yeah…” y’a know, trying not to make it awkward.

But no. She was like “where you going? Dinner?? A date?”

And I hesitated and she looked horrified and was like “….please tell me it’s not a funeral…”

Wonder if she thinks about that still, because I would.

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Does anyone else wear eyeliner so often that when you take it off and look in the mirror its a whole jump-scare??

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The semester ends this week and while I know only a total of like 4 people here I’m going to miss the strangers that I recognize and subtly nod my head at/ make eye contact with on a daily basis :(

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That feeling of embarrassment when you have a full on meltdown and then everything works out a few minutes later. Like whoopsies. That was awkward. 💀

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I work overnight at a desk for my college’s dorms and a drunk dude came up, started taking to me then insulted me for not knowing that Kansas City is in Missouri…how am I supposed to know that??