princeofgothammyass

[princeofgothammyass]

gonna go on my roof and pretend to be cold so the super red robin has on a leash can give me his sexy studded leather jacket

[princeofgothammyass]

trying to explain to robin that I had do something truly outlandish to get out of the deja vu hell that's like I fucking know this is deja vu but everything I do is vuing even more deja and that something happened to be patting him on the head

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First time in Star City and like I theoretically knew the speedsters wore condom-ass suits for a reason but holy fucking shit dude my hair is just one solid tangle after being caught midair and rapidly but gently being placed on the ground by the flash

[princeofgothammyass]

living in the historical artifact apartments of Gotham is wild because yeah I do have a whole ass gargoyle outside my living room window on the other hand I am frantically scrubbing green hair dye off the authentic wall color I am contractually obligated to preserve because I didn't realize the blowdryer doesn't evaporate the water it just blows it around

[princeofgothammyass]

it's gotham... the heroes wear black... the villains wear green boas and purple glitter fucking sunglasses apparently because the little bitch DID land a kick before I called him a fuckturd

omw to a halloween party wrapped in a blindingly neon green boa with the biggest sparkliest sunglasses cause I'm not about to have my ass handed to me by a trigger happy 10 year old for having the crow makeup on

[princeofgothammyass]

omw to a halloween party wrapped in a blindingly neon green boa with the biggest sparkliest sunglasses cause I'm not about to have my ass handed to me by a trigger happy 10 year old for having the crow makeup on

[princeofgothammyass]

spoiler just asked me about the sound from the unit beneath me and god fucking damn it I was so ready to blame the creepy music on old people being old and hard of hearing but no it's the one youngish dude that just moved in so now we're actually gonna call batman and let him know before this dude goes full blown rogue and kills someone

someone in the apartment is BLASTING and I mean I can feel the bass in my tits with my 1920s three inch thick steel door shut and bolted closed type blasting a nursery rhyme with the creepiest shushing voices should I call batman or smt

[princeofgothammyass]

someone in the apartment is BLASTING and I mean I can feel the bass in my tits with my 1920s three inch thick steel door shut and bolted closed type blasting a nursery rhyme with the creepiest shushing voices should I call batman or smt

[princeofgothammyass]

I fucking hate this city can't I just have a birth control and doomed yuri anime induced breakdown on my roof without being interrupted by 3 different bats

[princeofgothammyass]

sure mi casa su casa or whatever but like that's not an open invitation to use my Persian fucking rug to transport a what I'm assuming to be bleeding rogue

[princeofgothammyass]

apparently the big b (it stands for bitch btw) RigHtFuLLy took them back because tHEy aRe Not cOllEcTiBLes

neither are children asshat

nah who stole the limited edition tungsten batarangs I "borrowed" from batman when I was 15 them shits were my favorites

[princeofgothammyass]

nah who stole the limited edition tungsten batarangs I "borrowed" from batman when I was 15 them shits were my favorites

[princeofgothammyass]

I never thought having to throw myself out my window and some-fucking-how landing in the arms of killer croc would be my two nickels moment but here we fucking are

[princeofgothammyass]

yk how I know the supers are, well, super and totally not human THEY WEAR SPANDEX IN THE SUMMER

I crashed at a friend's and had no choice but to wear the spandex shorts he owns for reasons I don't even wanna fucking know to the gym and let me tell you I think I have sweated off all of my genitalia it's full Barbie doll down there I feel a pocket of liquid at my waist and I am too scared to check whether it's sweat or blood from the ungodly amount of chafing I've had

[princeofgothammyass]

I was at the gym at WE sprinting while listening to Chappell Roan and apparently got a little carried away cause Barb just texted me the fucking security camera footage of me doing hot to go while running in zigzags with my eyes closed

[princeofgothammyass]

apparently arsenal is in town helping the bats with a case which just got him thrown in through my window and resulted in nightwing catching me tearing his shirt off (TO AID TO THE HUGE ASS CUT ON HIS SIDE) and just yelling STOP FUCKING MY SIBLINGS at the bitch groaning about the whereabouts of his god awful trucker hat

[princeofgothammyass]

red hood has a friend over so guess who's gonna be the biggest fucking embarrassment and shamelessly flirt