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Ship Ask Game
Send me a ship and one or a few numbers:
What made you first ship them?
Favorite canon scene between them?
Who cooks and who cleans?
Where/How do they live? (Together/Separate)
Biggest in-universe supporter of the ship?
Who confessed first?
Who do each of them tell first about the relationship?
Who makes the bigger romantic gestures?
PDA, yes or no?
Who gets more jealous?
Who is more possessive?
Who proposes to whom?
Will they have kids one day?
How did their family take the news of their relationship?
What's something they love to do together?
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so apparently i'm on some sort of hiatus from tumblr.
tumblr has started to take too much time and energy for me, so a while back i started postponing catching up, and then, idk, i just didn't do it at all, and now it's been a while.
i still check mentions and chat and occasionally some tags or blogs, but neither is as regular or as often as it was.
i miss tumblr all the time and i assume i'll be back eventually, but as it is now i have no idea when that is.
you can still reach me here though, should you ever want/need to.
much love to y'all, i miss you ❤️
#reblogging myself so y'all know why nothing happens here atm#mod post#i love this blog but as it feels right now it's doubtful it'll start up reblogging stuff anytime soon again (or ever tbh)#but it's still an archive and that's what i wanted when i first started it so there's that at least
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🌼 MatchingMarch
March is all about connections—friendships, rivalries, soulmates, and unexpected bonds. Whether it's about finding the perfect match, clashing personalities, or relationships put to the test, these prompts are here to inspire you!
🌼 Prompts
1️⃣ An Unlikely Duo
2️⃣ First Impressions
3️⃣ A Bond Tested
4️⃣ Love or Duty?
5️⃣ Opposites Attract
6️⃣ A Rival Becomes a Friend
7️⃣ A Promise Kept
8️⃣ The Perfect Partner (or Not)
9️⃣ A Connection Across Time
🔟 Meeting Again After Years
1️⃣1️⃣ Found Family
1️⃣2️⃣ The One That Got Away
1️⃣3️⃣ A Pact Made in Secret
1️⃣4️⃣ Fake Relationship Gone Wrong (or Right)
1️⃣5️⃣ A Matchmaker’s Mistake
1️⃣6️⃣ The Moment It Changed
1️⃣7️⃣ From Enemies to Something More
1️⃣8️⃣ A Friendship Lost & Found
1️⃣9️⃣ A Partner in Crime
2️⃣0️⃣ Written in the Stars
2️⃣1️⃣ Love at First Sight—Or Not
2️⃣2️⃣ A Forbidden Connection
2️⃣3️⃣ Two Souls, One Heart
2️⃣4️⃣ A Dance with Destiny
2️⃣5️⃣ Reunited in Unexpected Circumstances
2️⃣6️⃣ The One You Never Noticed
2️⃣7️⃣ A Competition That Changes Everything
2️⃣8️⃣ When Words Aren’t Enough
2️⃣9️⃣ A Letter Never Sent
3️⃣0️⃣ A Goodbye That Feels Like a Beginning
3️⃣1️⃣ The Perfect Match
🌼 How to Join:
🧡 Write a piece inspired by any prompt—daily, weekly, or at your own pace.
🧡 Share your work and tag it with #MatchingMarch and @monthlywritingchallenges
Explore other entries and celebrate the power of connection! Have fun writers!
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Monster Lover's March 2025
Alright, I (@alpaca-clouds) asked on my blog if other people might be interested in participating in a challenge for the monster lovers among us.
We all know the monthly challenges: There are 31 prompts (or rather 31 x 3 prompts - as for every day there is a monster, a smut prompt and a more fluffy prompt). You can do as many or as little as you want. The only prerequisit is, that it features monsterous characters in some way. (There will be a definition post linked later on for it.)
Without further ado: Here are the prompts.


You will find a quick overview for the rules - and the full list of prompts under the cut!
The Rules
All forms of entries are allowed (artworks, stories, comics).
The stories can be R-Rated but they can also just be romantic or slice of life.
The story needs to feature a monstrous character as one of the central characters of sort (definitions will follow tomorrow or on Monday).
Fandom and Original Works are both allowed.
If you write R-Rated stuff everything is allowed - however, if your story features any possibly triggering entries, please make this clear in your post.
If you want this blog to share your entries, please @monluvmarch in your entry! And tag the entry accordingly.
This blog will not share anything that involves RPS that are still living or are only recently deceased, as in my home country the laws on that are a bit iffy. Please respect that.
The Prompts:
Day 01: Demon/Devil | Size Difference | Confessions
Day 02: Gorgon | Cuckholding | Blushing
Day 03: Sea Monster | Breath Play | “Make a Wish”
Day 04: Sphinx | Suspension Bondage | Misunderstanding
Day 05: Werehyena | Biting | First Kiss
Day 06: Djinn | Big Penetration | Sharing Ice Cream
Day 07: Vampire | Aphrodisiac | “Take my Hand”
Day 08: Zombie/Lich | Somnophilia | Cuddling
Day 09: Dragon | Underwater Sex | Protectiveness
Day 10: Orc | Gangbang | Holding Hands
Day 11: Minotaur | Blood Play | “Don’t Go!”
Day 12: Troll | Temperature Play | Touch-Starved
Day 13: Shape Shifter | Fuck or Die | Cooking Together
Day 14: Slime Monster | Silent Sex | Date Gone Wrong
Day 15: Alien | NonCon | “I just wanted you to know…”
Day 16: Angel | Orgasm Denial | Secrets
Day 17: Werewolf | Prostitution | Slow Dancing
Day 18: Elves | Blindfold | Artistic Endeavors
Day 19: Robot | Public Humiliation | “Hold me.”
Day 20: Lizard Folk | Bukkake | Surprise Gift
Day 21: Bast | Altar Sex | Hiking Together
Day 22: Unseelie | Cockwarming | “I think you are beautiful.”
Day 23: Harpie | Oral Sex | Flower Buquet
Day 24: Giant | Tentacle Sex | Hugs
Day 25: Werebear | Scratching | “Have you ever…”
Day 26: Goblin | Spitroasting | A Helping Hand
Day 27: Lavia | Outdoor Sex | Friendship/Love
Day 28: Zentaur | Clothed Sex | Hair Braiding
Day 29: Mermaid | Mindcontrol | “Do you want to try?”
Day 30: Unicorn | Face Fucking | Good-Bye Kiss
Day 31: Free Space
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Here they come, it's the March of the Blorbos here at the Prompt Foundry!
We all have our favorite characters and character archetypes, so let's celebrate, share, and play with them!
Bring out your poor little meow meows and babygirls, feral children and human weapons, whether they're blorbo from your shows or blorbo from your brain, show your love for the characters that live rent free in your head with fic, art, analysis, cosplay or whatever form your creativity takes.
Feel free to combine different days’ prompts with each other, or combine them with other events.
If you use this list, please tag me here @thepromptfoundry, I’d love to see your writing and art!
Respond to as many prompts as you want or as interest you, don’t worry about missing or skipping any. Remember, this is supposed to be fun!
If you have any questions or musings, check our FAQ, and if you don’t find your answer, shoot me an ask.
Plain text list below the cut:
1 Poor Little Meow Meow 2 Old Master 3 Pure Evil Parent 4 Chosen One 5 Kickass Cutie 6 Atoner 7 God’s Favorite Punching Bag 8 Feral Child 9 Gender Enigma 10 Ridiculously Competent Human Swiss Army Knife 11 Puppetmaster 12 Black Widow 13 Exhausted Immortal 14 Mad Scientist 15 Murderer With Manners 16 Supergenius 17 Guy Who Knows a Guy 18 Brilliant Bombshell 19 Guy With the Plan 20 Gentle Giant 21 Heart of the Team 22 Animal Sidekick 23 Slut (affectionate) 24 Tech Whiz 25 Most Repressed Person You Will Ever Meet 26 Human Golden Retriever 27 Grump With a Heart of Gold 28 Human Weapon 29 Everybody’s Big (or Little) Sibling 30 Highly Relatable Inhuman 31 Babygirl
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4th year of Domaystic: 2025 prompts!
Everything's ready for Domaystic 2025 :D
Domaystic comes from “domestic” + “May” and it's a prompt event that runs throughout May with a list of 31 prompts for its 31 days. And also 5 alternatives are back. The overall theme is that of the domestic trope: anything inside, outside, beside the house or that has that normalcy flavor of everyday life.
Anyone, in their own way of expression, is welcome to use the prompts and create: fics, art, gifs, podcasts, whatever tickles your fancy, there are no restrictions. For any questions or such, the ask inbox is always open :)
Text prompts:
1 Fraud 2 Scattered on the floor 3 Local flea market 4 The dream 5 Withered flowers 6 Sports 7 Story time 8 On all four 9 Black out 10 Stuck with someone/something 11 Scene at the parking lot 12 Colleague's fault 13 Rainbow 14 Pros and cons 15 Doing the dishes 16 National ~ day 17 Scars 18 Back to school 19 Decorations 20 It's full already 21 In the spotlight 22 Bragging 23 Stressful days 24 Embarrassing gifts 25 Picky eater 26 Funeral 27 Infestation 28 VIP 29 Spare set of keys 30 From the other side of the road 31 Home alone?
5 Alternatives:
A. Multiple winking B. Bowing profusely C. Constant yawns D. Mimicking an animal E. Covering s/o mouth, eyes or ears
-> More details under the cut!
Other languages:
Text prompts in Spanish: click here Text prompts in Italian: click here Text prompts in French: click here
General rules and guidelines
All fandoms or original content are welcome.
Any kind of media is welcome.
No restrictions in ships, size, pixels, min/max word count or language.
There are a 31 prompts, one for each day of the month + 5 alternatives if needed.
If you plan to share your work, and if you want, you can add it on the 2025 AO3 collection; or, by tagging or mentioning this blog here on tumblr, I'll reblog it.
It's okay to combine more prompts together or with another event.
You don’t have to do all the prompts: do the ones you enjoy.
Domaystic runs actively throughout May; tracking #domaystic2025, mentions @domaystic, and previous years tags too; if you tag the blog on a later date, that’s fine too, I just reblog on a lower pace after May is over.
Tags to navigate the blog: tumblr post or page on blog
Tagging your tumblr post:
Mention: @domaystic or use the tag: #domaystic2025
Tell me the fandom name or if it is original content
Tell me if it is sfw or nsfw
Tell me which prompt you used if a day# or an alt#
For lengthy posts, please use the “read more option”: ctrl-shift-k on rich text; [[*MORE*]] on html (remove asterisks)
Please, TAG PROPERLY. If there are any trigger warning, I will base my own reblog on your tags so, please, take even a moment longer to carefully tag it. I hope all participants to stay safe in this event.
Here’s an example:
This is my fic/art @domaystic !
#domaystic2025 #day1 #[altA - E if alternative prompt is used] #[fandom name or oc] #[sfw or nsfw] #[trigger warnings that I get from your post] tw
AO3 collection
As the previous years, the domaystic2025 collection will be open from May, 1st. On the profile page you'll find all the info and prompts as well.
Link to the 2025 collection: click here
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March Whumpness 2025 Prompts!
You may need to click on the images. Text list is below the cut.
Tag @marchwhumpness in your works!




The prompts
1. “I’m fine.”
2. Drown/near drowning
3. “Don’t go/don’t leave me!
4. Blood sugar
5. Appendicitis
6. Alone
7. Car accident/hit by car
8. Exhaustion
9. Chronic illness/chronic pain
10. “I’m going to kill him/her/them.”
11. Breathless
12. “Who did this to you?”
13. Bleeding out/blood
14. Accidentally hurt by a friend
15. Bad caretaker
16. Cold
17. Fever/sick
18. Black eye/bruises
19. Anxiety attack/panic attack
20. Fainting
21. Anaphylaxis/allergy
22. Can’t speak/can’t hear
23. Hurt but still protecting someone else
24. “Don’t touch me!”
25. Stitches
26. Hiding an injury/unseen injury
27. Acquired disability
28. Nightmare
29. Collapse/collapsing at work
30. Drank too much/hangovers
31. Can’t walk/paralyzed
Alternate Prompts (can be used in lieu of any daily prompts)
Death march
Betrayal
Asphyxiation
Drugged
Hallucinations
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Here are your official 2025 prompts lists for March of Pain 2025!!
The only hard rule is to have fun!
If you share your work(s) to Tumblr, please use the hashtag #marchofpain2025
If you share your work(s) to AO3, please tag it with "March of Pain 2025". Additionally, there is a collection you can add your works to, which can be found here: March of Pain 2025 | Archive of Our Own
There is no real deadline and the AO3 collection will remain open indefinitely but obviously the main target is March 2025 (so in like half a month)
If you have any questions, there's an Ask Box on this page
Here's a text copy of the prompts list:
Cough
Injury
Overstimulated
Self-Hatred
Fear
Insomnia
Drown
Scream
Bite
Tears
Hallucination
Withdrawal
Grief
Non-consensual
Headache
Sacrifice
Self-Injury
Torture
Fall
Migraine
Neglect
Wound
Cage
Knife
Expendable
Infection
Disability
Anger
Burn
Suicide
Deprived
Alt Prompts
Medical
Memory
Trapped
Attempt
Side Effects
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The Whumps of March: 2025
This is a multi-fandom whump event with prompts inspired by literature. For the second year of this event the prompts are inspired by the Father of Modern Fantasy, J.R.R. Tolkien.
Rules and Info:
You can make your entries in whatever format you desire (Fanfic, art, Gifs, etc)
You can do as much or as little as you desire.
All entries are to be uploaded during March 2025. Earlier is discouraged but late is fine.
Tag all works #thewhumpsofmarch2025
There will be a completionist and participant badges.
A link to the AO3 collection will be added here closer to the event
Feel free to send me an ask if you have any questions about the event.
The Whumps of March Prompts
Day 1: "All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."
Day 2: “Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life."
Day 3: Werewolves
Day 4: Sacrifice
Day 5: Amputation
Day 6: Guilt
Day 7: Back From The Dead
Day 8: Addiction
Day 9: “He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.”
Day 10: Trees
Day 11: Magic
Day 12: Torture
Day 13: Manipulation
Day 14: Trapped Underground
Day 15: Stabbed in the Back
Day 16: “Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.”
Day 17: Shapeshifters
Day 18: Arrows
Day 19: Poisoned Blade
Day 20: Betrayal
Day 21: Lost All Hope
Day 22: Fire
Day 23: “I can't carry it for you but I can carry you!
Day 24: Dragons
Day 25: Battlefield
Day 26: Magic Ring
Day 27: Madness
Day 28: Singing in the Dark
Day 29: Exhaustion
Day 30: “A man that flies from his fear may find he has only taken a short cut to meet it.”
Day 31: Darkness
Alternate Prompts:
Alt 1: Missing/ Presumed Dead
Alt 2: Homesickness
Alt 3: Eagles
Alt 4: Tied Up
Alt 5: Always Watching
Alt 6: Hunted
Alt 7: Fingore
Alt 8: Spiders
Alt 9: Leave It All Behind
Alt 10: Broken Blade
Alt 11: Stripped
Alt 12: Hunger
Alt 13: Ancient Evil
Alt 14: Eruption
Alt 15: Grief
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Plain text list can be found under the cut, along with many other things!!
Wow! Year three!
This is the third year I’m running a Monster March event, and excited!! Also I got the prompt list out super early so theres’s plenty of time!
The collection can be found here, but until then, here are the rules and FAQs. Oh and I guess posting guidelines. The rules and FAQs are taken right from the previous collections, with a few new additions.
Rules:
1. Please use archive warnings when they apply. On that note, Please tag your works appropriately and completely.
2. Be polite to other posters. That’s fairly simple, I think.
3. Don’t overwork or stress yourself. Please.
4. DO NOT use GenAI. Or at least be smart enough to not mention it.
5. All works must be newly created for this event. Sorry, no old or recycled works are allowed.
6. That’s it. Those are the rules.
Frequently Asked Questions
This is a lie I’ve only been asked one of these
Q: Do I have to fill every day?
A: Abso-fucking-lutely not. You could do one day, or you could do seven, or fifteen, or twenty seven, or all thirty-one! You could even do multiple works for each day, if you were so motivated and ambitious. The most important parts are to have fun and not stress yourself.
Q: Is this event 18+ only?
A: I’d prefer it if it was, but I don’t think I can stop people from contributing. Content-wise, no. Post whatever form of monster appreciation you want!
Q: Does my work have to be a certain length?
A: Nope!
Q: Can I post art for this?
A: Yes. I will love you if you do.
Q: Can I post the first chapter of a work but not finish it before March ends?
A: Of course!
Q: Can I combine this with another event?
A: As long as it’s fine with the other event, yes.
Q: Does each day have to be its own separate work? Can I make a chapter for every day?
A: You can, if you want, make one long work. I personally recommend not doing that, especially if you’re crossing fandoms and relationships. Also more individual works means more kudos. But you do you.
Q: Can I write or draw X monster instead of Y monster?
A: No
Q: Is there open posting/Can I post at a later date?
A: Yes! Post whenever you want. I’ll officially be closing the collection in September, so you have until then 😁
Q: Am I allowed to write or draw X tag?
A: Yes. I’m just hosting the collection and running the event. Please tag it, though.
Q: Why do you allow X?!
A: Again, I’m just hosting the collection and running the event.
Q: Does this have to be for a specific fandom? Are Original Works allowed?
A: It can be any fandom! It can be an original work! Let your imagination run free!
Q: Does it have to be about sex?
A: Nope. Love comes in many forms, and this is about appreciating monsters.
Q: Can I use GenAI?
A: No. You cannot. Not for writing, not for your summary, not for art. I guess you could use it for prompts but maybe just find a prompt generator instead. Or send me a message, I can help too. This is about human creativity.
Q: What you have for day X isn’t a monster!
A: To you. I asked one personally and they wanted to be on the list.
Posting Guidelines for Tumblr
My only asks for, if you post on tumblr, are to tag for triggers, and that you @ me. Oh and I suppose if whatever you’re posting has multiple parts to link them to each other.
I’m going to rb as many posts as I get, but if I miss a day, feel free to let me know! If it was a multi-parter, I’m only going to rb the first one, because I have a tendency to get them all mixed up, and then people miss certain parts and. Yeah.
So, tag for triggers, @ me, and link your multi-parters together.
Plain Text List
Monster March
March 1-31, 2025
Alraune
Nymph
Eldritch Being
Yokai
Snake/Human Hybrid
Drider
Dragon
Minotaur
Giant
Elemental Spirit
Robot
Satyr
Alien
Werewolf
Pixie/Fairy
Centaur
Succubus/Incubus
Sphinx
Demon
Angel
Merperson
Shapeshifter
Doppelgänger
Vampire
Nature Spirit
Cryptid
Ghost
Non-centaur Taur
Humanoid Animal
Fae
Free Day
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✷ #mARTch 2025 prompts!
F.A.Q
✷ do i have to draw every day? nope! the 10 days marked with a star are the main ones! please focus on them and skip any other days you need if you're tired/busy/not interested/falling behind :)
✷ do i have to make polished/finished art? nope! these prompts are just intended for daily warmup/practice, you don't need to make anything fancy :)
✷ event tag? #mARTch or #mARTch2025
✷ can you share/promote my entries? yep! i try to share everything from the tags to @bweirdevents during the event — but tag search sucks sometimes, so if i miss something, sorry! i also can't guarantee i'll share anything on other sites, archiving on tumblr already takes up most of my day!
✷ can i re-upload your prompt list? PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS — i have accounts on most sites, just reblog/retweet/share from me
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for more info, visit my website for a detailed explanation of every prompt, or join the event server to ask a question directly!
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[Image description in ALT. Prompts in plain text under the cut.]
Polyamships is hosting #MultiamoryMarch2025
Multiamory March is a month-long event held each year, starting on March 1st and ending on March 31st, with a prompt for each day.
🎉🎉2025 marks the 5th year since #MultiamoryMarch came to our blog 🎉🎉
Once again we gather to celebrate polyamory in all its forms: OT3s, OT4s, OT8s, V-relationships, QPRs, sedoretus, and any configuration you can think of. In the spirit of this month, we invite you to create works in any medium using the prompts above if you need a little inspiration.
This year we have an additional 10 alt visual prompts for you to choose! Check out the links under the cut.
Remember our prompts are there to inspire you, not restrict you. You can also create freely or even use one of our prompts from past years we’d still love to see fanworks for if they inspire you better. If you use a prompt, please make sure to let us know which prompt you’re creating for somewhere on your post.
At us @polyamships and use the tags #MultiamoryMarch and #MultiamoryMarch2025 in the first five tags so we can hopefully see it. If you don’t see us reblog your post within a few days feel free to send us an ask to let us know, or submit it via the submit link here in case we’ve missed your post or the tags/notifications are being weird.
All ratings are welcome but anything nsfw/triggery should be warned for and behind a read more, as should very long tumblr fic.
We also have an AO3 collection for the event that can be found here and the collection name is ‘multiamory_march_works’.
We can’t wait to see what you create for the month, and please do spread the word about the event. ❤️♾️
Over the next month or two, we will also be doing a number of posts with expanded ideas for each prompt for anyone who needs a little more inspiration than just the one or two word style.
Under the cut you can find the prompts in written form:
Official Multiamory March 2025 prompts
First kiss(es)
Hurt/Comfort
First date as a polycule
N+1 things
Cuddles
Team as polycule
Secret relationship
Friends to lovers
Queerplatonic relationships
Meet the family
Pining
Explaining/mapping the polycule
The polycule taking care of a child or pet
Confessions
and they were roommates
Outsider POV
Soulmates AU
"Don't look at me. This was not my idea."
Chatfic/the polycule groupchat
Time travel
Dreams
Space
Complicated relationships
Trans characters
Touch
Scars
Kink negotiation
Magic
Vampire AU
Role reversal
Morning routine
Alt visual prompts
Always room for one more [LINK]
Home [LINK]
HALSEY - NOW OR NEVER MV [LINK]
Dancing [LINK]
Matching [LINK]
Mythology [LINK]
BTS - BLOOD SWEAT & TEARS MV [LINK]
Family feud [LINK]
Royalty [LINK]
KARD - HOLA HOLA MV [LINK]
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Send me a 🤔 emoji and I'll tell you my first impression of you
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🐝 * ― 𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑫𝑶𝑴 𝑫𝑰𝑨𝑳𝑶𝑮𝑼𝑬 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺 𝑷𝑻. 𝑰.
❛ it was wrong of me to assume you're ever gonna change. ❜ ❛ that's it? it was all just a lie? ❜ ❛ shame on me for thinking you were a good person. ❜ ❛ you're gonna pay for what you did to me. ❜ ❛ you didn't hear a word of what i just said, did you? ❜ ❛ believe me, you weren't my first choice either. ❜ ❛ if you've got a problem with the way i handle things, just say so. ❜ ❛ do you think we're gonna survive this? ❜ ❛ what's your problem?! ❜ ❛ will you please slow down a little? ❜ ❛ i can't believe you would do something like that. ❜ ❛ did it mean anything to you? ❜ ❛ i'm never gonna be good enough for you. ❜ ❛ we were just fooling ourselves this whole time. ❜ ❛ i'm sorry, i didn't know where else to go. ❜ ❛ i don't want to argue with you anymore. ❜ ❛ fine. you were right, and i was wrong. happy now? ❜ ❛ this day feels like it's never gonna end. ❜ ❛ i didn't think you'd care so much. ❜ ❛ this must be like the first time you were nice to me. ❜ ❛ out of all the people here, why do i have to be stuck with you? ❜ ❛ do you want to go on a date with me? ❜ ❛ honestly, i don't think i wanna leave the house today. ❜ ❛ were you ever planning on telling me about all of this? ❜ ❛ i wish i had another choice. ❜ ❛ don't flatter yourself, a fifth-grader could've done this as well. ❜ ❛ you're the most insufferable person i have ever met. ❜ ❛ here, you look like you need this more than me right now. ❜ ❛ oh, just so you know, i don't ever lose this game. ❜ ❛ just let me sleep for five more minutes. ❜ ❛ alright, is there anything else we have to do before they arrive? ❜ ❛ do you believe in ghosts? ❜ ❛ i wish we had more time together. ❜ ❛ you don't have to leave just yet ... you could stay the night if you wanted to. ❜ ❛ where are you taking me? ❜ ❛ trust me, this is the last thing i want to do. ❜ ❛ i need more time to think about what i want. ❜ ❛ why didn't you say anything earlier? we could've avoided this whole mess. ❜ ❛ i don't feel so good, i think i may be getting sick. ❜ ❛ help me! please! ❜
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send me “if i were dating you” anons
Please do this 🥺🥺🥺
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Ever feel like your porn is maybe TOO sexy? Think this is the right time to break the sexual tension with some humor? Come join in on our fandom-agnostic Bad Sex Bingo!
That’s right, any fandom can enjoy our prompts for imperfect and regrettable sexual situations.
We’ll be running from February (just in time to regret not breaking up with your SO for valentines!) until an indefinite future point in time.
Check out our pinned post for instructions on how to participate and our FAQ. We’ve got two (2!) beautiful board themes to choose from delivered in fully accessible PDF form to your email! Look at this x-ray of a lightbulb up someone’s ass!


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February Prompts
i. best regards ii. briefcase iii. rocking horse iv. play house v. underling vi. cherry pie vii. sink viii. doll-eyed ix. lucky streak x. radio show xi. kidnapping xii. noxious fumes xiii. groomsmen xiv. our future together xv. ointment xvi. fireman xvii. porcupine xviii. doctor's orders xix. western states xx. differences in religion xxi. collection xxii. pleasing to the eye xxiii. americana xxiv. origin of something evil xxv. weird baby xxvi. warbler xxvii. rash xxviii. bad leadeship
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