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Hey Happy birthday dear friend ^^ (hug)

;w; Thank you so much! *hugs back*

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Have an early holiday present on me (๑・ω-)～♥”

Christmas edition bbys to celebrate their freedom from “new home”.  Please take good care of them ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

Group 1, Group 2

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Today’s My Birthday..

Well, it’s December 10th (NOT CHRISTMAS, lol), that's another 365 days of surviving.. And boy did a lot happen this year. got separated from my friend, married a man who turned out to be the worst choice possible (still need to divorce him but that requires money and some other things..), wound up homeless, was raped during those months, found sanctuary for about a month in Texas (a nice breather, but not what I truly seek), then was forcibly dragged to the Carolinas where my adventures on my own began with escaping ANOTHER rapist who also happens to be blood related to me, and now have to put up with the rest of my manipulative blood relatives until I can somehow get an education and escape from the VERY house I started in. My, my I've been busy. Literally the only beings that have helped me keep my sanity through all this are what few friends I have left.. Let's see how the next 365 day loop is gonna go.. But for those of you who have been kind to me through all this.. to all of those who have supported me through this suffering and give me hope that not everyone is bad and out to do nothing but be evil to one another... Thank you SO much.. I hope I can plow through all this and FINALLY live peacefully, doing what I love for a living: being around animals and making my own lil family AWAY from my blood relatives. Someday, if I work hard enough and keep hanging on, I'm sure it will happen..

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My favorite hobby is coming up with weird antics that the pines and friends could get into

(This includes Pacifica and Gideon if they are befriended after weirdmagedon as well as candy and Grenda)

For example:

When Wendy finally gets her drivers license they do donuts in the mystery shack parking lot. Dipper throws up.

After that incident they all het shopping carts and they tie them together with rope, and then at the very front is the car that drives them as they sit in the carts. They go through town doing this.

Have a silly string fight that is so hardcore that makes the entire town the battlefield. Silly string bombs are made, so are dummies made to look like themselves for sneak attacks. Wendy wins.

Have a movie night that includes everyone but it just ends up turning into a HUGE popcorn fight. It takes everyone a week to get the popcorn smell off them. And years later Stan still finds random popcorn in his living room.

All of the kids trying to find some random monster and then just taking selfies with it after finding out the monster is totally chill.

Taking the shopping carts from before, finding the biggest incline they can find and have a race.

Play hide and go seek in the forest. Again Wendy wins. Candy comes in second.

Singing karaoke and all of them cracking up at how bad they sound. Or them doing dancing games and they just try to sabotage each other when they do vs.

Mabel makes a “cooking with Mabel” short. She and the girls attempt to bake a cake. The fire department ends up being called.

Gideon showing candy and Grenda his dressing room. Things get even worse than when it was just him and Mabel. Dipper hardly recognizes his sister when she comes back.

IMAGINE ALL THE SHIT THAT WILL EXPLODE BECAUSE DIPPER AND FORD WANT TO DO IT “FOR SCIENCE” BUT THEN IT JUST ENDS UP BEING “WHAT CAN WE MAKE EXPLODE NEXT?!” WITH THE REST OF THE GROUP!

all the snow pigs and weird snowmen that would be made during winter. Stan would eventually be that guy to make it so that if you destroy the head of a snowman it looks bloody.

Them just all wrecking the place at an amusement park.

Just….them all doing fun and crazy shit and everyone is happy.

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Is this what Ford Pines smells like

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BONUS PANEL:

(Happy birthday to all the December 10 babies! I notice there’s a lot of you!)

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guys this is awesome

read more here: http://www.franchiseherald.com/articles/46170/20151208/gravity-falls-finale.htm

let’s hope it’s not the end :3

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this is the funniest thing ive ever seen in my life

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new Gravity Falls AU idea??

what if Dipper and Mabel accidentally end up back in time when Stan and Ford were just teenagers? bonus points for them going back to the day of, before, or after Ford’s project gets messed up and Stan gets kicked out

like, what if they stop Stan before he hits the table Ford’s machine is on? what if someone else messes up the machine (Bill??)? What if Ford still assumes it was Stan because of the toffee peanuts bag? but this time the twins are there to confirm Stan’s innocence. Maybe Dipper and Mabel get to Ford before he accuses Stan and things go downhill?

idk this AU idea started out cute but it got dramatic real fast haha

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Every scifi/dystopian/action/etc. movie trailer ever

Voice-over: "Everything was perfect in our world... until The Thing happened.."

Trailer: shots of only american cities in ruins

Voice-over: "I never wanted this to happen but we had to learn to survive."

Trailer: people wearing futuristic menacing clothing

Trailer: people training for The Resistance

Trailer: intense shot of main character loading a weapon

Trailer: screen cuts to black in between when the gun clicks to add emphasis to the badassness of the gun and fades back in when the main character is holding it

Some guy: *says witty one-liner before screen cuts to more intense shit*

Villain/hero/some war leader: *monologuing*

Trailer: cuts to intense shots of destruction

Trailer: sexual tension between random couple

Trailer: intense music playing

Trailer: people running for their lives

Leader: "you guys have to be prepared for anything out there!!"

Trailer: random couple now making out

Trailer: people again training for The Resistance

Random person: "YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP THIS??"

Main character: "WATCH ME"

Trailer: music stops

Trailer: some crazy shit is going down on screen

Trailer: intense music comes back

Trailer: *title of the movie*

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my parents aren’t teaching me life lessons.

#i need some adults to TEACH ME SHIT ABOUT LIFE

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a million years ago i got a request for ford in booty shorts and this is all i have to show for it

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Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.

Why Asgore is stuck with no way out(An INFJ’s skill for reading the future, long term planning. SPOILERS)

Sort of spin off post to MBTI post!

Disclaimer: I don’t defend Toriel as much because people are already defending her a lot already more eloquently than I am.

So another short asgore piece…

Monsters run on soul power. It’s a must that Asgore keeps hope alive no matter what it takes.

The fact he sees further than what Toriel does says a lot as Gerson mentioned in genocide…

I don’t encourage anyone to play genocide, but people need to know.

Asgore is 100% intuitive. An Ni user. If people were wondering what that psychic future reading power is, this is it. If they build their internal web of knowledge, they can accurately predict the future.

If they went up at the wrong time where humans are still narrow minded, there would be no doubt a massacre if they got out.

Look at what happened to Asriel.

But all the monsters wanted to return to the surface, and as their king, Asgore can’t refuse.

Of course he had to change his mind- his people were languishing and there was immense pressure all around. Not to mention toriel left in digust.

But if you do genocide, basically you prove Asgore’s points.

Can people not see Asgore is stuck in an impossible situation?

If he retracts his statement and say it’s a bad idea, monsters will lose hope and think they’ll all die down there. And for a species that runs on SOUL and EMOTIONAL power that’s potentially lethal.

And if one human decides to be an asshole, they’re done for.

But he’s so soft not to want to kill any body, and he rightfully didn’t. It’s really sad that Toriel cannot see beyond cowardice, but then again, she’s just as broken up over the loss of her two children, and isn’t really in the best state of mind.

However he CAN’T retract that order now can he, even if he wants to?

The only thing he can do is to bide his time and keep up monsters’ hope, but not much else.

The cast were lucky they got out in a more modern era, so they don’t get slaughtered.

The monsters wouldn’t know about the humans’ progress and becoming more open, so it’s a big blank what they can expect up there.

Even Asgore can’t predict just what might happen after so long.

Should the humans way still be as backward, perhaps staying down there is the best idea.

All in all, this shows that Toriel, as an ESTJ, her plans work only short term, but Asgore looks long term, but can be so painfully slow in executing them.

They both need to work together for things to work out, seriously.

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“Our ecosystem was clearly designed by the Devil, but at least we don’t have more guns than people.”

America’s Gun Problem Is So Bad Even Australians Are Scared

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good morning, have some very quick doodles ~!