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Okay make this make sense for me.
My brain: I want to listen to a Markiplier video where he plays a game with Bob and Wade.
Me: Okay sure. But also we've watched everything a billion times already, what if we listened to Distractible instead?
My brain: No. I want to listen to a Markiplier video where he plays a game with Bob and Wade.
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ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog
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i think if jessie and james teamrocket transitioned theyd just switch their names and call it a day. or this already happened. this is my one true belief
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knight strip tease. is that anything
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FIGHT THE POWER ‼️‼️

+ house says trans & gay rights bc I said so
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Saw it in a tumblr community but I wanted to reblog it.

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*pounds a monster at 9pm* why can't I ever sleep at night
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PSA
This is The Adjuster (Robin Hoodie, Guy That Shot the CEO, etc.):

And this is Luigi Mangione:

And yes, they are both super cool and hot as fuck but remember, they are two different people. The Adjuster has not been found and Luigi was never involved in the shooting.
Do not talk about them as if they are the same person and do not further spread the idea that Luigi is guilty.
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back in the 00s a single dancing anime chibi gif would feed us for months on end
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Just saw a clip from a medical drama I haven't watched, but the clip was a common troupe in medical dramas and I just realized how weird this troupe actually is.
So the clip was a girl, who had gotten into an accident which resulted in some injuries to her face. But oh no prom is next week and her date dumped her last minute. But don't worry this hot doctor/EMT/Nurse swoops in and he'll take you to the prom.
Like the message is your physical appearance isn't everything. And it's a nice message but if you really think about it...
The girl is going to prom. Maybe it's just me but you don't often hear college students going on about prom, that's a high school thing. So this girl is probably 17-18. Average age for a beginner EMT is 28. Average age for a beginner doctor (well assume it's before/during their residency) 26. Average age of a beginner nurse mid to late 20s and early 30s.
Why is it acceptable that this man, who is a complete stranger if not for the fact he helped treat her injuries, take her to a school dance? Like at my school you had to get special permission to bring a date from another school, I genuinely don't see them allowing a grown ass man to just accompany a student.
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Whoever wrote this, slayed so hard with all these statements, truer words have never been spoken

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Bitches love reblogging this post every Tuesday the 18th
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Love me some puppy boy x black cat boy relationships.
Problem is I don't know which side I fall in.
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'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'
what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip
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Why tf does my friend have Vines on VHS lmao
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