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❤️💙Tumblr Tuesday: Ao3 x Tumblr—Love wins 💙❤️
It finally happened. After some romancing in the ballpit, we popped the question and, folks, THEY SAID YES.
In short, we're in love! Now, we're in need of a ship name. Can you help? Vote below, or let us know if you come up with something better. This is now a matter of grave importance.
(Thanks to all the folks on X who added some excellent (& some funny) suggestions to our little list)
Anyway, the fan art is already absolutely incredible, thank you for celebrating with us:
@all-skedaddle-and-no-bop:
@miriko-chan-neko:
@mjlor-chan:
@bigrawrenergy:
@marshallena:
@cloutchase:
@gyarustara:
@blakeisspacing:
@proudgirlkissr:
@bunningchaos:

@urfavesarequadranted:
@twittypet:
@applejuiceyjuice-art:
@peppercornyy:
@andellaheartz:
@livingfurnace:
@rainbow-taishi:

@buumbamboom2763:
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hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water
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THE Sebastian Stan 🌟 (W/ @domgoldofficial)
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why am I not surprised
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cursed tumblr drinks tasting flight
nothing frappucino
diet dr. nasty
battery acid spaghetti
The Flavor
white gilgamesh
the sludge
dragon cum
peg nog
fistbumping lesbians
the concoction / "potion of extended bad taste"
the horsepussy
vanilla extract
edit: thanks all for your help I have added some of the things I forgot
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Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!
🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!
Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!
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they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)
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I was gonna make a joke about how I say “I need to go the circus again” the way people used to say they need to go to the sea to balance their humors. But I realized the circus balances humors too
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you know what’s a trope that never gets tired is when theyre bouncing around in the plot and suddenly an important name crops up- it’s blorbo bleebus. and some dude is like who the hell is blorbo bleebus. and we immediately cut to our new friend blorbo bleebus pulling the most absolutely buckwild shit you’ve ever seen
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controversial opinion but unfortunately you are your actions and what you say. if you are mean to people, it doesn’t matter if you sometimes have secret kind thoughts. fortunately you are your actions and what you say. if you are kind in your actions and your words, it doesn’t matter if you sometimes have mean thoughts. the power is in working against inner negative thoughts and being a better person despite it. you have the ability to cultivate the person you want to be.
#also worth noting that everyone will do all of these things#youre not automatically a bad person if you do 1 bad thing#you just have to do more good things
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First off, spin this wheel.
You just landed on one of 200 fandoms that have been very popular somewhere on Tumblr over the years. Topics were chosen either from appearing on a @fandom end-of-year recap or from my own long (long, long) site memories before that.
also all of these fandoms are definitely things that really exist in the real world and none of them are Tumblr creations
#Kendrick Lamar is a Tumblr fandom??#I know like one of his songs#I would NOT seem knowledgeable lmao
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“From now on,” Arthur declared. “This is where I judge you. Whatever you do from this point forward is how I will choose to remember you being. Because this isn’t just a second chance, this is a second life. We have all gone through entirely different things – we’re separate people. Yes, we can learn from the past, but only so we can plan for the future.
This is where the cycle ends."
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You ever think about how we call toddlers that because they can't walk right. They toddle about. Fuckin idiots. Fuckin idiot steppers can't walk properly. Call 'em wobblers. This is my son Jeffrey he's at the age where I mock him for walking like a fucking scrub. "Skill issue" ass name.
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