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red-does-stuff · 9 days ago
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I think it’s morally acceptable to cyberbully Holocaust deniers.
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red-does-stuff · 13 days ago
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red-does-stuff · 13 days ago
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Is he… you know… *mimes throwing Captain America’s shield* gay?
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red-does-stuff · 19 days ago
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Has anyone done this yet? Cuz its perfect for them
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red-does-stuff · 19 days ago
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red-does-stuff · 20 days ago
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thunderbolts as a concept is hilarious to me lmfao like imagine your DAD is a part of your friend group
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red-does-stuff · 20 days ago
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long post ahead
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pspspps jet star fans
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red-does-stuff · 21 days ago
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Yooooo
-Bea Sting Mod
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I had an idea
Original post here
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red-does-stuff · 21 days ago
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Update I killed it
Does anyone have any cilantro recipes? Some jackass at Home Depot put cilantro in the parsley pallet and I accidentally bought cilantro instead of parsley. All I’m finding online are salad and rice recipes.
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red-does-stuff · 21 days ago
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Does anyone feel like the world as you once knew it just fell asleep and faded away? Like everyone decided to go on to the next thing? And you as well have moved forward but you haven’t really moved on?
The busy streets you once knew get quieter. Surely there used to be more traffic. Surely there were more people here a few months ago. The chatter online was more frequent. I brushed it off as a changing in the seasons, changing in routine, but it’s still quiet.
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red-does-stuff · 21 days ago
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Bob and John have absolutely no fear of weather alerts.
they’ll stand on the porch mid tornado touchdown and grade it, side by side arms crossed like a couple of dads
it drives Ava and Yelena NUTS
Bucky will just throw them over his shoulder and tell them to get their stupid asses inside
Alexei is too busy getting ready to bunker down (he LOVES bunkering down)
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red-does-stuff · 22 days ago
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Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better
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red-does-stuff · 23 days ago
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Sentry vs. The Avengers
In my previous post I calculated how much power MCU Sentry actually has, given the "power of a thousand exploding suns" statement. Now, I wanna throw the rest of the Avengers into the mix as best I can. We're only gonna look at the original six Avengers in this, because that's generally what people seem to be implying anyway.
I'm gonna focus more on power rather than abilities, because we could argue those all day, especially in regards to our two strongest original Avengers.
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For reference, we've calculated Sentry's power as about
2.415 × 10^47 joules
Or, how much energy all of Earth uses in a year, 2.836 octillion times over. So, a lot.
To start, I really don't think that we need to say anything about Steve Rogers / Captain America, Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow, or Clint Barton / Hawkeye. Even without thinking about Sentry's actual power, we saw what he did to the Thunderbolts. Even hits from Bucky's vibranium arm glanced right off of him. Sorry, gang, but those three are done before the fight begins.
Now, onto the teammates that have any real amount of firepower.
First up, Tony Stark / Iron Man.
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Surprising absolutely no one I would hope, Tony's not doing very much here.
Within the MCU, his suits are powered by arc reactors, which output an immense amount of power every second. Tony even said specifically that he has found more efficient ways to power his suits, but continues to use the arc reactors anyway.
Now, the palladium arc reactor (as in, the original version of it) was calculated by Tony as outputting 3 gigajoules (10^9) of energy every second, or 3,000,000,000 joules per second.
We could say that the newer arc reactors are way more efficient than the original palladium one was. This is honestly likely. We don't have any numbers for it, but let's be super generous and say that the Mark 1 arc reactor is like a Triple-A battery (5400 joules) when compared to the prime version of the arc reactor from something like Infinity War or Endgame.
Setting up a quick proportion, we can find then that, under this assumption, our best arc reactor (and therefore our strongest version of Iron Man) is producing 1.67 × 10^15 joules of energy (per second).
This is a lot of power. However, when we compare to Sentry's power, we see that his is about 10^32 times bigger. So, unfortunately, Tony's peak possible power giving him many benefits of the doubt is nowhere near what he'd need to take on Sentry.
Next up, Bruce Banner / the Hulk.
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I'm gonna be honest, this one is probably gonna be the hardest. Besides the fact that Hulk is certainly nerfed in the MCU compared to the comics, we also don't really have much info on any feats that I can use to measure his strength.
The best thing that I can find for any measure of it that I might actually be able to calculate is that scene in She-Hulk when he throws a boulder into space. So, that is what we will go with.
To throw something out of Earth's orbit (which is what we are assuming he did), it needs to reach escape velocity (which it must have reached immediately given how it just flew straight out of the atmosphere). Earth's escape velocity is about 11.2 km/s, also known as 11,200 m/s.
Next, we need a guess for how big the boulder is. It's a little shorter than Hulk (about 2.6 meters apparently) when he picks it up, so let's be nice and sat 2.5 meters. It's somewhere between two and three times as wide as it is tall, so we'll be generous and say three times, making it 7.5 meters wide.
We'll then calculate an approximate volume for the boulder using two hemispheres for the rounded sides and one cylinder for the bulk of it. From this, we get that the volume is just about 45 cubic meters.
There are a lot of possibilities for the density of stone, which we need to calculate how much this stone weighs. I am not a geologist or anything, so I don't know how to identify the type of stone either. We're gonna go middle-of-the-road here, then, and say that the density is about 2500 kilograms per cubic meter.
This makes the mass of our boulder 112,500 kilograms.
Now, Hulk in the MCU might have an unfairly low number of feats to go off of, but this is not much for him to lift. It is the escape velocity part that makes it so impressive, because throwing something hard enough for it to escape Earth's orbit is crazy.
Anyway, let's calculate that kinetic energy.
E = 0.5 × mass (kilograms) × velocity^2 (m/s)
E = 0.5 × 112,500 kg × (11,200 m/s)^2
E = 7.056 × 10^12 joules
Oh, boy. That is not a lot. What else can we look at? The destruction of the Avengers facility in Endgame? How would we get a measure on that?
As I've said before, MCU Hulk is a hard guy to get a number on. He is nowhere near as strong (from what we've seen) as Hulk in the comics. However, let's look at the comics anyway. He's lifted a lot of things in the comics, one of which is a mountain described as weighing 150 billion tons. We're not gonna use that.
Instead, we are going to go with what could be the greatest push of his MCU strength, given the Avengers Facility lift. Let's see how strong Hulk would be if he had to lift up the entirety of New York City.
In kilograms, New York City weighs about 764 billion (source). This is far less than the 150 billion tons from the comics, but, as we said before, this is MCU Hulk who has been massively weakened. I don't see a world where MCU Hulk (as he is) can lift the entirety of New York City. Still, let's check it out anyway.
The energy to lift something on Earth of a given mass a certain height can be found with
E = mass (kilograms) × gravity (m/s^2) × height (meters)
The mass is 764,000,000,000 kilograms. Let's say the height he is lifting it is 1 meter. Gravity is a constant of 9.8 m/s^2.
E = 764,000,000,000 × 9.8 × 1
E = 7.4872 × 10^12 joules
Honestly, kinda crazy that this is just barely better than throwing the rock into space.
That is a feat I cannot see MCU Hulk doing, really (though based on these calculations he probably could). Either way, what we're seeing from this is that, while he is very strong, he does not hold a candle to Sentry's power.
Even if Hulk was a thousand times stronger than he is, he does not hold a candle. Even if he was a million times stronger, Sentry still has him beat by a factor of 10^29, or 100 octillion. In the comics, they might go toe-to-toe easily, with it being a coin toss either way depending on the issue and the Hulk, but in the MCU? Nah. The real shame, though, is how much weaker the MCU has made him :(
Finally, Thor
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This is the one we were all waiting for, wasn't it? You know him, you love him, it's the God of Thunder. But, is he stronger than Sentry?
Let's see.
Thor's biggest (and most calculable) feat that I can think of in the MCU is in Infinity War when he holds open the iris of the forge to form Stormbreaker, and takes on the full force of the neutron star within for a period of time.
Now, for Nidavellir, things get a little weird to calculate. This is for a couple of reasons, one of the biggest being that it is hard to know information about neutron stars. It varies immensely depending on the star, just as it does for regular stars like our Sun. Most of what we have measured of neutron stars is from the youngest amongst them, as those are hottest and brightest.
Neutron stars are very small (at least in comparison to most stars). They are what remain of the collapsed cores of massive stars following a supernova explosion (provided there isn't enough mass left to form a black hole instead) (source).
Someone with far more patience than me has already calculated the diameter and surface area of Nidavellir given Thor's height and the number of pixels on screen and stuff, so I will use those numbers for this, though I am going to break away for the rest of it lol. So, we'll say the surface area of Nidavellir is 5,410,729 square meters.
Neutron stars don't actually tend to have a particularly high luminosity, with the youngest ones having the highest. From what we know, though, Nidavellir is not a very young neutron star. If it was, it would be very hot, hot enough that the ice wouldn't have been able to form around it, even given the Dyson's sphere containing it. I don't care how good your sphere is, you're not stopping a young neutron star that is 1 million Kelvin from melting ice off of it.
So, this has gotta be an older neutron star. That drops the luminosity even more. When the star is around 1 million Kelvin, the luminosity is around 10% that of the Sun. That's gonna go down more the cooler the neutron star gets.
However, I want to be as generous to Thor as possible. So, instead, we're just gonna say that the 10% of the Sun's luminosity is what we're looking at. In fact, I'll even be extra generous, pretend this is a younger neutron star, and give it 20%.
This leaves Nidavellir's luminosity as 7.656 × 10^25 watts (joules/second).
Now, what is the surface area of Thor? Using Chris Hemsworth's height and weight, we can calculate that his BSA (body surface area) is about 2.3 square meters. Since the star is only hitting his backside, we'll divide this by two to get about 1.15 square meters.
The power per square meter of Nidavellir can be found by dividing its luminosity by its surface area, leaving us with 1.415 × 10^19 watts per square meter.
Now, to see the amount of energy that Thor took on while holding the iris open, we need to multiply the power per square meter by his surface area, by the number of seconds that he endured it. Within Infinity War, he lasts maybe fifty seconds of the few minutes he is supposed to in order to finish the axe. This also mortally wounds him, and he would not survive if not for Groot using his arm as a handle and allowing Thor to heal with the completed Stormbreaker.
I'm gonna be extra extra generous here and say that, considering movie cuts and editing, Thor lasts, in universe, a minute and a half, or 90 seconds.
Let's calculate our energy.
E = power per square meter (W/m^2) × surface area (m^2) × time (s)
E = 1.415 × 10^19 W/m^2 × 1.3 m^2 × 90 s
E = 1.656 × 10^21 joules
At our most generous.
Remember, Thor did survive this, but not really? Like, he would have died if not for Stormbreaker.
Regardless, we can then say that this is about the power that we know Thor can withstand. How does that measure up to what we calculated for Sentry's power? Well, Sentry is about 10^16, or ten quadrillion, times stronger.
So, once more, it looks like Sentry comes out on top.
Now, what does any of this actually mean? I don't know. Like I said at the start, we're not talking about abilities or anything like that (because those make things so much more complicated). We're just looking at what we can calculate.
And, with what we can calculate, even when we give those original Avengers as many generous takes as we can (arc reactor output, lifting New York, surviving ninety seconds rather than like fifty), they are still nowhere in the ball park of what we have calculated Sentry's power as.
I like to imagine, in a funnier world, that this is what Valentina meant when she said that Sentry was "stronger than all the Avengers rolled into one," because, if so, she's right.
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POV: They don't know I'm stronger than all of the original Avengers combined times ten quadrillion (they do)
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red-does-stuff · 23 days ago
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imo Bob doesn’t have multiple personalities with Sentry and the Void, they’re manifestations of the cycle of bipolar disorder.
Sentry is mania, a godlike-feeling with hostility, delusions of grandeur, etc. the Void is depression, with suicidal thoughts, guilt, and hopelessness, etc.
But in the end, it’s all just Bob.
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red-does-stuff · 25 days ago
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Walker: Depression?
Walker: Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?
Bucky: John, you ignorant slut.
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red-does-stuff · 26 days ago
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Nobody:
Bob trying not to sneeze:
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red-does-stuff · 26 days ago
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Nobody:
Bob trying not to sneeze:
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