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You can rip that headcanon out of my cold dead fingers

since treasure still hasn’t met sam and darlin, i am still holding on to the ‘treasure was darlins attacked unempowered friend’ headcanon

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sillay asher sketch of his revamped look

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Hi…. So it’s been a awhile but I come bearing the fruits of mine labor in the form of a wip and trivia about my treasure oc

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This is Erin my straight faced king. I’m being so serious he’s straight faced 90% of the time and the other 10% is him being a sarcastic little shit

He’s very down to earth with little to no patience for bullshit. He has to care deeply for you (I’m looking at you porter) to put up with any amount of melodrama from you and not ghost you(porter, I know you can see me, seeing you)

Has deep and honestly a little concerning fixation on marine biology. It’s gotten to the point where he will spend all nighters reading over the latest studies released in the field just so he can regurgitate the information to anyone who will listen. Porter actually finds everything Erin tells him very interesting and thinks it’s so adorable that Erin is so detected the learning about fish.

Him and Casey are childhood friends and met in the hospital Erin’s mom worked at. Erin has always been sickly and Casey was visiting his at the time dying mother and they just clicked and are still friends despite everything that’s happened

Erin is a double leg amputee and even if the department gave him super fancy magic prosthetic (that totally weren’t a way to apologize for not doing their jobs and also keep an eye on him so covert wasn’t broken again) he still uses a cane or crutch.

Sometimes when his stumps get sore or the prosthetics are in for repair he’ll just run around on his hands and it’s the freakiest thing ever. He is fully capable of walking on his stumps he just chooses not to. The first time porter witness this was at like 3 am and it was pitch dark, it’s safe to say porter was scared shitless(though it’s not like he’ll ever admit it no matter how hard Erin teases him about it)

Does not like Willam at all, but he keeps that to himself… for the most part. To be honest most rich white people make him uncomfortable but there’s something about Willam that especially pisses him off

Very unhinged advice to give, porter will come to him to talk about all the vampire clan bullshit and he will dead ass, straight face as ever and tell porter to just kill those people. He’s joking mostly but he will say shit like "just leave those people." And he’ll never out right say to kill them but he will say is "the world could use one less billionaire.."

Did not like David when they first met he thought he was a pretentious asshole and spoiled brat. This has changed as he’s grown but he still sometimes jokingly calls David a brat and a dick. Don’t worry he’s kidding and David typically responds back with a bitch or asshole

Has an insane memory, you cannot lie to him😭. Erin loves to write shit down too so you know he has receipts for everything

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Reblogged a post about Sam have a bunch of og merch for bands and darlin wearing them and now I’m going to expand on that

When Gabe passed, a lot of his cloths and jackets were given to darlin. It was something he had written into his will a year before he died. The old Led Zeppelin t shirts and Metallica jackets were one of the ways he was able t connect with the wolf. Their face would light up whenever he started playing slip knot on pack hikes.

The old tattered and patched to hell and back jacket that darlin wears constantly was Gabe’s. It was the jacket the old man wore almost constantly, called it his good luck charm. He gave it to darlin a week before he died, they were stressed about finals and he said it would get them through it with flying colors. Darlin called his bluff but accepted it anyway, planning to give it back after finals. They never got to though…

Gabe’s favorite shirt was from a Led Zeppelin concert, it was the concert he had met David’s mother at. It happened to be darlins favorite too. Quinn didn’t like that…

Quinn had torn the shirt to shreds in retaliation because darlin was grieving their dad and didn’t want to fuck that night. In typical Quinn fashion he had taken something that they cared about deeply and destroyed it. It hurt darlin greatly and they felt so guilty about letting it get destroyed.

Time skip to now, darlin and Sam are rummaging through all of Sam’s old band stuff when darlin pulls it out. It looks the exact same to Gabe’s except it lacks David’s mom’s phone numb scrolled across the back is cheap, almost dried out marker, darlin almost breaks down then and there. And it takes Sam a minute to bring them back.

Guilt and grief consumed them and it feels like they just lost Gabe, but this time they have Sam to keep them from sinking.

It takes them a minute but they tell Sam about the shirt and by proxy their jacket. The guilt of losing the last piece of both of David’s parents has eaten away at their mind for years but before they can start insulting themselves Sam stops them.

He tells them that it’s not their fault and never will be their fault. That night the led zeppelin merchandise symbolizes something more that what it did, it went from a symbol of their guilt and trauma to being a symbol of their new beginning

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sam likes to brag to darlin abt the og merch he has from bands they like that he got to see live during their prime

darlin wears them around the house n it makes him feral

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This is completely unrelated to anything on this blog but I just have to say nothing is more uncomfortable than being a person of color in a predominantly white populated area.

On an unrelated note I don’t think I’ll be going into a target no matter how desperate I am

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How much dog hair I believe are in the shifters house:

David: a moderate amount, like he doesn’t shift often outside of pack affairs. I dont really see someone who often shifts just cause, however on that note i am a firm believer that angel is a chronic pain sufferer and the feeling of a warm fury body compressing on them makes it less terrible. And let’s be honest David would do anything for his mate and really doesn’t like seeing angel uncomfortable let alone in pain so I can see him shifting for sake of wolf cuddles for his poor ailing mate. I can also see David enjoying a good nap in the sun in wolf form but that mostly happens outside when the weather permits it

Asher: so much fucking hair omg. It’s everywhere, Asher is in and out of wolf form all the god damn time. He is down to shift for any given reason and he looooves Wolfy cuddles with his baaabe. It also doesn’t help that he sheds like a mother fucker, it’s like how huskies shed and you can pull clumps of hair off and they’ll still have more. brushes his coat out weekly to try to control the shedding but their still so much of it. I mean it’s everywhere and baabe has to lie through their teeth to their coworkers bc you can’t tell them "oh the dog fur that’s all over me is actually my werewolf husbands fur." So now not only does guy think they own a huge dog but so does most of babes coworkers.

Milo: he’s like in the middle of David and Asher, it really depends on the kind of day is he’s having. Bc on bad days he will shift and cuddle with his darling sweetheart and his best bud aggro. I can see him being a bit of a clean freak about his fur, like he’s on top of cleaning up after himself bc he know he sheds like crazy too but he also refuses to walk out of the house looking crazy. He will not be caught dead covered in dog hair and his sweetheart won’t either. They have a very important job and will not show up looking like a hot mess, it also doesn’t help that their coworkers tease them relentless and lovingly about being soft for their wolf

Darlin’:some how worse that Asher. Not only do they shed as much as him but they also spend so much of their time in wolf form. They’re just chill’n on all fours. When they’re waiting for Sam to finish up on work they’re shifted napping on the couch in his office. If they could they would be in wolf form all the time but then they won’t be able to use their thumbs or more importantly smooch their mate properly. The one thing Sam really had to adjust to was all the fucking fur bc it’s everywhere. They only place it’s not so prelevant is the kitchen bc Marie and Gabe didn’t raise an animal, they know better!

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Thinking Sam and darlin being soft with each other

Thinkin’ about darlin and Sam wearing each others clothes

Thinking about Asher and Milo giving darlin shit bc they’re wearing Sam’s ‘cowboy’ boots. Their regular work boots but because they’re Sam’s the automaticity are cowboy boots by default.

Thinking about Sam and darlins separate wardrobes mixing in together to the point where neither can tells who’s is who’s.

Thinking about Sam wearing his darlin’s iconic jacket, it was Gabe’s jacket back when he was in his punk phase in his early twenties and he gave it to darlin as a welcome to the pack gift.

Thinking about darlin wearing Sam’s flannels, hoodies, and shirts almost 24/7. Thinking about when darlin is having a rough day they’ll just sit in the closet and let Sam’s sent keep them grounded.

Thinking about Sam regularly coming home to darlin curled up on his side of the bed, wrapped in his favorite throw blanket from couch looking adorably soft and sleepy

Thinking about darlin coming back from a late night security gig to Sam asleep on the couch, wearing their favorite hoodie while he was trying to wait for them

Thinking about the way darlin’s instincts take charge whenever it comes to Sam. And how they need to mark him as theirs in anyway possible. Most of the time it’s through sent, darlin is always touching and rub their sent off on him to tell the others that he is theirs and they are his. If they’re feeling particularly possessive, their leave bite marks and hickies all over him. One time in the early days of their relationships darlin left a huge hicky just above Sam’s collar bone before he had to go to a calm meeting and Vincent will never let him live that done. Alexis conveniently was extra avoidant for that meeting. Surprisingly none of the wolves gave either of them shit about it because they know they are no better.

Thinkin’ about Sam getting serious baby fever whenever darlin interacts with the pack kids.

Thinkin’ about Sam going all soft and mushy with hearts in his eyes when he walks into the pack den the find his mate snuggled up the the gaggle of pups in a pillow fort while lilo and stitch play quietly In the background. The soft glow of the tv aluminates darlin’s peaceful features while pups snuggles up close to their neck and chest. Three of the them are spread out over darlin’s legs in various degrees of wild sleeping positions, the 5 teenagers of the pack are all laying on top of each other and darlin’s stomach in an tangled mess of limbs. Suddenly the thought of kids isn’t so bad

Thinking about darlin going all soft in the eyes as Sam gets dog (heh) piled on by the pups. Watching him fight for his life with a crowd of children hanging off his arms and legs makes darlin feel all warm and fuzzy. He’s such a natural at it, his so gentle despite the fact that he’s wrestling at least 12 children and teens at the same time. He is ethereal as the light of the firefly’s illuminate his face as Sam fights back a laugh and stay in character he was assigned to play. Trying and failing terribly to play the big bad giant the little wolves had to defend the pack from. Darlin is completely unaware of the Boys making fun of their love struck face as Sam is being taken down and bringing the kids with him. As the group on the ground burst into a fit of giggles and darlin just can’t help but find His and the kid’s laughter is contagious. So so happy that Sam is their mate and their pack is his pack

Thinkin about the blorbos

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LMAO 😭

the shifters but they're the batfam

david// bruce

asher// steph

milo// grayson

darlin// jaybird

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So does this mean that Quinn is the joker or something? Who would the other redacted ppl be? Would angel be starfire bc I can definitely see that, another candidate is Selina Kyle/catwomen. I am honestly really invested in this

the shifters but they're the batfam

david// bruce

asher// steph

milo// grayson

darlin// jaybird

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ea spoilers

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ROUND TWO BAABBBBYYYY LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOPP

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Morning cuddle hcs!

David ver.

Angel usually sleeps either on top of David - their head on his chest with one arm around his side, or as the little spoon with David hugging them from behind. They need to be touching each other in some way while sleeping, otherwise neither of them would sleep well.

David would always wake up first - he’s an early riser, much to Angel’s chagrin. He would tighten his grip on Angel, burying his nose in their hair as he took a few deep breaths. He treasures the morning stillness. He’d stroke their hair for a few minutes before waking them up with soft kisses all over their face. Angel would stir and open their eyes to David’s warm smile. He’d kiss them on the lips with a low “good morning, Angel”, and Angel would grin at the way they can feel his chest rumble as he spoke. They’d bury their face in his chest and snuggle for a bit as well.

On days where Angel fell asleep on top of David, David would simply wrap his arms around them and sit up. Due to their height difference, it was easy for him to just sit up while they were still on him. Angel would whine and protest, saying it’s too early, and he’d let out a chuckle, kissing their cheek and rubbing their back for a little bit as they buried their face in the crook of his neck.

Sometimes he’d just keep Angel on him and fully stand up, holding them up like a koala as he walked them to the kitchen to start their day.

On weekends he’d allow himself to stay in bed for longer. He’d still wake up first though and use this time to watch Angel as they slept, gently moving a stray strand of hair out of their face. He loves these mornings. Again, he’d softly kiss Angel awake and they’d talk for a little bit as they start really waking up. When they’d be ready to get out of bed, he’d roll on top of them, propping himself up on his elbows, and take his time to kiss their lips and cheek some more. Angel would have their arms wrapped around his neck. After one last kiss on their forehead, they’d both get out of bed and enjoy the weekend ahead of them <3

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✨Incorrect quotes: oc edition✨ Asher taking an interest in his husbands craft

Lucas(baabe): most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked.

Asher: *gets super excited and starts taking his shirt off* Oh let’s go! LETS GO! NAKED WTICHCRAFT BAABBY!

Lucas: this is because most books on witchcraft are written by men

Asher: *immediately drops his shirt* welp that was embarrassing…

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I came up with some more stuff so here it is :)

Iyla and Sam’s grandparents specifically grandfather was an actual cowboy but he passed long before either boy was born but granny Adeline would tell them all sorts of stories about him when they were young and she gave Sam the man’s hat and iyla his bandanna and called them good luck charms. She told the, that so long as if they kept these things with them their grandfather would always watch over and protect them

Iyla still wears the bandanna to this day, specially whenever he’s at work where he’s in the most danger.

When their grandmother did pass she ended up willing all of her and her husband things and money to iyla. It was originally supposed to be split between the two boys but she died before iyla graduated and found Sam. Iyla ended diving up the stuff anyways when he did get back into contact with Sam, despite Sam’s insistence that he didn’t need nore deserve the money of property.

Iyla has actively no contact with his parents sense he was like 12 and whenever he’s asked about his parents he brings up his grandmother and never mentions his bio parents ever. He gets very vague and mysterious in a jokey sarcastic way when asked about them and tells them that he was test tube baby grown in a lab

He loves to spar, boxing, and rough house, he’ll do it with anybody. His favorite person to spar with aside from his brother and mate is Casey. It doesn’t matter that Casey is vastly more skilled and experienced and knows so much more about fighting styles and shit. Iyla doesn’t spar to win, he does that shit for fun

Speaking of play fighting and rough housing him and Sam used to rough house all the time when the were kids. Iyla like no other can piss Sam off. Sammy swears he’s not affected by iylas goading and teasing doesn’t affect him but it does, so much and he doesn’t know why. Like obviously they love each other and are very close and care for each other and all that happy crap but no one bickers like these two. It’s all in good fun so don’t worry neither of them take it seriously.

He started dyeing his hair red when he first moved to daliha and started college and he still does, he just isn’t as focused as keeping it red at all times like he was

He runs like a fucking furnace, he’s so warm all the damn time and no one knows why

Hiiiii….! Heeeey..! How y’all doin’ ..!

I know it’s been almost two months a minute and I apologize for that there’s been a lot going wrong in my personal life and I’ve been pretty burned out with arguing with cvs about Giving me my adhd meds but I got em so have some funfacts about my sweetheart oc and Milo

Here’s a wip for reference:

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For reference my sweetheart oc is named Ilya ands a lovable asshole

He’s Sam’s little brother and totally thought that Sam was missing but still alive despite what everyone around him was telling him and part of the reason he became an investigator was so that he could at the very least find out what happened to his brother

Following the whole Sam and iyla being brothers that means that iyla is also freakishly tall and built like a Mac truck. Sam stands at around 6’7 and iyla is 6’9 and it pisses Sam off so bad when ppl mistake iyla for the older one of the twos even though iyla only has a little scruff on his face meanwhile Sam has a whole ass beard)

Despite the fact that iyla is a flaming homosexual for Milo and is deeply and almost obsessively in love with his mate, he still looks like an attractive straight guy or what Lucas (baabe) likes to say a ‘book tok girlies wet dream’ and this causes a lot of… workplace crushes. And while yes at the department that iyla works at majority of his coworkers know and have accepted his relationship with Milo (because 99% of the things iyla talks about is Milo and much he loves his mate) the still get the occasional rookie or incredibly persistent people who either don’t know or haven’t accepted. It’s ok though like I mentioned before(see first point) iyla is a bit of an asshole and has an arsenal of smarmy and sassy shutdowns and comebacks for the overly insistent ones.

Because of his job iyla has to dress pretty professionally so whenever he’s not working he takes every chance he gets to where his stupid little pj pants. You know those pjs that have like superhero’s or cartoon patterns on? Yeah, iyla loves them! He has a vast collection of them and they drive Milo crazy

Speaking of clothing as much as I want to lead you to believe that iyla and Milo are fashion icons, it’s not true. It’s all Milo and iyla truly and whole heartedly has no fashion sense at all. But what he does have is the amazing ability to pick up and match whatever frequency Milo is putting out so it gives the allusion that iyla also has a sense of fashion. But no he’s just really good at matching energy

Milo quite literally changed this man’s life. Ilya can’t take care of himself for shit and survived off of the bare minimum and coffee. And because of this he was pretty malnourished but would never tell anyone and would play off the light headedness, migraines and other symptoms of not taking care of one’s self off and most people wouldn’t push but Milo nore his mama aren’t most people. When Milo found out about iyla basically starving himself and then got the same ‘it’s fine, it’s not that bad, and you don’t got to worry’, Milo wasn’t having any of that. And took it Apon himself to make iyla lunch every single day and take said lunch to iyla every single day. Milo still does this to this day. And while at first iyla tried to convince Milo not to waste his time or resources on him, it was more like trying to convince a brick wall to move. And then Marie found out through Milo and took a step further by essentially forcing ilya to let her mothering him.

Bc of the whole Milo and Marie forcing iyla to take care of himself, he ends of becoming very soft and squishy, at first iyla tried to hide this new development from Milo in fear of Milo not liking his new body, but Milo had long noticed and is incredibly obsessed with the weight and how it looked on iyla and was actively holding back from jumping iylas bones. The only reason Milo didn’t drag that dumb mf into pound town was because he was still trying to considerate and respectful of iylas feeling. Let’s just say Milo ended up demolishing any insecurity in iyla that night >:]

Iyla and aggro are best buddies. Like aggro is the kind of cat that typically doesn’t like being carried but whenever iyla is around, little man is begging to be in his arms. If iyla ain’t holding him them aggro is either on his shoulders/head or following him around like a little shadow. Iyla is not allowed to close his office door or aggro will scream. Milo sometimes likes to joke that he’s the third wheel here which is then responded with lots of love and affection from iyla because Milo will always be his number one priority(aggro comes in at a close second though)

Much like his brother iyla has an accent but it’s ever so slightly lighter and sounds closer to a Cajun accent rather than a country accent but that still doesn’t stop his friends from also calling him a cowboy. But unlike Sam, iyla fully accepts this title and even plays into it\

A lot of people expect him to a cold jaded investigator who expresses a lot of emotion, he is anything but that. He’s a comedic jackass (think Pete Davidson, Deadpool, ) who has no filter. And while most of the time he’s able to keep it tame, he’s still very reactive and does not think before he speaks most of the time.

The first time he met colm(at work because colm knows no boundaries) he was holding back so much snark and was trying so hard to be respectful bc colm is still Milo’s dad and whole he may not have sway on Milo’s opinion he definitely could still affect Marie’s opinions of him. But that all when out the fucking window when colm made an off handed comment about Milo’s sexuality and iyla on reflex called him a cunt and drunkard, proceeded to flip colm off and walk away. Milo found this hilarious though, and could not stop talking about it for weeks. And while colm tried to cry about the ‘no good stealth punk’ to Marie, she told his ass that he should have listened at left iyla alone

Iyla has a bit of a temper and a smoking habit. But don’t worry iyla has gotten amazing control of his temper and he’s been trying to quit smoking since he met Milo. And even when iyla is angry it’s just a lot of comedic yelling and cussing. Not aimed at anyone in particular (usually) it’s just a lot of iyla yelling increasingly creative curses

Iyla working and iyla not working are two very different people. Iyla despite his jokey laid backness. Takes his job very seriously and Coworkers that aren’t close to him kinda don’t believe iyla can genuinely laugh and he has something that Asher likes to call his ‘lieutenant voice’ where it’s essentially iyla speaking in a kinda scary and demanding tone which is usually used when a fellow officer/investigator fucks up, is being dumb, or god forbid being discriminating against anyone, especially iylas family.

Milo thinks the lieutenant voice is very sexy, David of all people is a little scared of it(but he would never admit it out loud), sam is also a little intimidated by it but he will openly admit that he didn’t think his little bro could be that scary, Asher, Angelo, Casey and the rest thinks it’s kind of funny how easy it is for iyla to switch into lieutenant mode

Despite the vast height difference between Milo and iyla, iyla very rarely makes jokes about Milo’s size. He is very aware on how these jokes make Milo feel and he almost knocked Chrissy’s lights out for making a pipsqueak joke about Milo behind his back. But on the other hand he will call Sam every short related nickname under the fucking sun.

On a more serious note iyla is incredibly paranoid about his friends and family’s safety and took it very hard when Casey fell of the the face of the earth to hunt down Quinn. And while at first iyla was mad ad Casey that anger very quickly shifted on to Quinn after iyla decided to look into Quinn’s history and found out that he has had a pattern of targeting to black sheep’s and using that persons loved ones against him.

You don’t wrong iyla or anyone iyla cares about and get away with it. Iyla is a very vengeful person and believes that if you hurt someone for no good reason then you need to receive that hurt back tenfold. He has a long history of getting his lick back on people, and some range from incredibly funny and ironic to down right murderous

On a more lighter note, he’s super competitive and Milo and him playfully argue and banter all fucking day but it usually ends in some form of a steamy make out because their gross and in love

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Behold!!!!! The boi!

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Hiiiii….! Heeeey..! How y’all doin’ ..!

I know it’s been almost two months a minute and I apologize for that there’s been a lot going wrong in my personal life and I’ve been pretty burned out with arguing with cvs about Giving me my adhd meds but I got em so have some funfacts about my sweetheart oc and Milo

Here’s a wip for reference:

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For reference my sweetheart oc is named Ilya ands a lovable asshole

He’s Sam’s little brother and totally thought that Sam was missing but still alive despite what everyone around him was telling him and part of the reason he became an investigator was so that he could at the very least find out what happened to his brother

Following the whole Sam and iyla being brothers that means that iyla is also freakishly tall and built like a Mac truck. Sam stands at around 6’7 and iyla is 6’9 and it pisses Sam off so bad when ppl mistake iyla for the older one of the twos even though iyla only has a little scruff on his face meanwhile Sam has a whole ass beard)

Despite the fact that iyla is a flaming homosexual for Milo and is deeply and almost obsessively in love with his mate, he still looks like an attractive straight guy or what Lucas (baabe) likes to say a ‘book tok girlies wet dream’ and this causes a lot of… workplace crushes. And while yes at the department that iyla works at majority of his coworkers know and have accepted his relationship with Milo (because 99% of the things iyla talks about is Milo and much he loves his mate) the still get the occasional rookie or incredibly persistent people who either don’t know or haven’t accepted. It’s ok though like I mentioned before(see first point) iyla is a bit of an asshole and has an arsenal of smarmy and sassy shutdowns and comebacks for the overly insistent ones.

Because of his job iyla has to dress pretty professionally so whenever he’s not working he takes every chance he gets to where his stupid little pj pants. You know those pjs that have like superhero’s or cartoon patterns on? Yeah, iyla loves them! He has a vast collection of them and they drive Milo crazy

Speaking of clothing as much as I want to lead you to believe that iyla and Milo are fashion icons, it’s not true. It’s all Milo and iyla truly and whole heartedly has no fashion sense at all. But what he does have is the amazing ability to pick up and match whatever frequency Milo is putting out so it gives the allusion that iyla also has a sense of fashion. But no he’s just really good at matching energy

Milo quite literally changed this man’s life. Ilya can’t take care of himself for shit and survived off of the bare minimum and coffee. And because of this he was pretty malnourished but would never tell anyone and would play off the light headedness, migraines and other symptoms of not taking care of one’s self off and most people wouldn’t push but Milo nore his mama aren’t most people. When Milo found out about iyla basically starving himself and then got the same ‘it’s fine, it’s not that bad, and you don’t got to worry’, Milo wasn’t having any of that. And took it Apon himself to make iyla lunch every single day and take said lunch to iyla every single day. Milo still does this to this day. And while at first iyla tried to convince Milo not to waste his time or resources on him, it was more like trying to convince a brick wall to move. And then Marie found out through Milo and took a step further by essentially forcing ilya to let her mothering him.

Bc of the whole Milo and Marie forcing iyla to take care of himself, he ends of becoming very soft and squishy, at first iyla tried to hide this new development from Milo in fear of Milo not liking his new body, but Milo had long noticed and is incredibly obsessed with the weight and how it looked on iyla and was actively holding back from jumping iylas bones. The only reason Milo didn’t drag that dumb mf into pound town was because he was still trying to considerate and respectful of iylas feeling. Let’s just say Milo ended up demolishing any insecurity in iyla that night >:]

Iyla and aggro are best buddies. Like aggro is the kind of cat that typically doesn’t like being carried but whenever iyla is around, little man is begging to be in his arms. If iyla ain’t holding him them aggro is either on his shoulders/head or following him around like a little shadow. Iyla is not allowed to close his office door or aggro will scream. Milo sometimes likes to joke that he’s the third wheel here which is then responded with lots of love and affection from iyla because Milo will always be his number one priority(aggro comes in at a close second though)

Much like his brother iyla has an accent but it’s ever so slightly lighter and sounds closer to a Cajun accent rather than a country accent but that still doesn’t stop his friends from also calling him a cowboy. But unlike Sam, iyla fully accepts this title and even plays into it\

A lot of people expect him to a cold jaded investigator who expresses a lot of emotion, he is anything but that. He’s a comedic jackass (think Pete Davidson, Deadpool, ) who has no filter. And while most of the time he’s able to keep it tame, he’s still very reactive and does not think before he speaks most of the time.

The first time he met colm(at work because colm knows no boundaries) he was holding back so much snark and was trying so hard to be respectful bc colm is still Milo’s dad and whole he may not have sway on Milo’s opinion he definitely could still affect Marie’s opinions of him. But that all when out the fucking window when colm made an off handed comment about Milo’s sexuality and iyla on reflex called him a cunt and drunkard, proceeded to flip colm off and walk away. Milo found this hilarious though, and could not stop talking about it for weeks. And while colm tried to cry about the ‘no good stealth punk’ to Marie, she told his ass that he should have listened at left iyla alone

Iyla has a bit of a temper and a smoking habit. But don’t worry iyla has gotten amazing control of his temper and he’s been trying to quit smoking since he met Milo. And even when iyla is angry it’s just a lot of comedic yelling and cussing. Not aimed at anyone in particular (usually) it’s just a lot of iyla yelling increasingly creative curses

Iyla working and iyla not working are two very different people. Iyla despite his jokey laid backness. Takes his job very seriously and Coworkers that aren’t close to him kinda don’t believe iyla can genuinely laugh and he has something that Asher likes to call his ‘lieutenant voice’ where it’s essentially iyla speaking in a kinda scary and demanding tone which is usually used when a fellow officer/investigator fucks up, is being dumb, or god forbid being discriminating against anyone, especially iylas family.

Milo thinks the lieutenant voice is very sexy, David of all people is a little scared of it(but he would never admit it out loud), sam is also a little intimidated by it but he will openly admit that he didn’t think his little bro could be that scary, Asher, Angelo, Casey and the rest thinks it’s kind of funny how easy it is for iyla to switch into lieutenant mode

Despite the vast height difference between Milo and iyla, iyla very rarely makes jokes about Milo’s size. He is very aware on how these jokes make Milo feel and he almost knocked Chrissy’s lights out for making a pipsqueak joke about Milo behind his back. But on the other hand he will call Sam every short related nickname under the fucking sun.

On a more serious note iyla is incredibly paranoid about his friends and family’s safety and took it very hard when Casey fell of the the face of the earth to hunt down Quinn. And while at first iyla was mad ad Casey that anger very quickly shifted on to Quinn after iyla decided to look into Quinn’s history and found out that he has had a pattern of targeting to black sheep’s and using that persons loved ones against him.

You don’t wrong iyla or anyone iyla cares about and get away with it. Iyla is a very vengeful person and believes that if you hurt someone for no good reason then you need to receive that hurt back tenfold. He has a long history of getting his lick back on people, and some range from incredibly funny and ironic to down right murderous

On a more lighter note, he’s super competitive and Milo and him playfully argue and banter all fucking day but it usually ends in some form of a steamy make out because their gross and in love