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My commission sheeet! DM here or Email at AudreyCarrothers@Gmail.com to book yours!!!

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More fun pin-up art commissions things I did done dood up for Mirthal Games! DM me if you'd like to commission your own things!

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More fun pixel art commissions things I did done dood up for Mirthal Games (with the art lead walnusstinte doing the final stages)! This time two tank riding Cat girls!!! DM me if you'd like to commission your own things!

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The Wip-final Gif thing of my Beloved Bound's cover for her story! Lamentations of the Dead Dreamer! https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/66793/lamentations-of-the-dead-dreamer

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Old cutie I did up for a unrealized DnD game. Griffin. A teifling/catboy Rogue.

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Commission cutie!!!

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We love it when our characters finish a chapter for us.

Gosh.

Jill is so good.

And Marigold is... so much for me to handle. Am going to do my best to maintain this as an immediately resolvable plot.

But gosh. We are really overdoing plots you can't just walk away from.

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I've actually been thinking lately about spoon theory and I think I want to add something to the metaphor: the wall. The wall is the task you're digging through with the spoons. It can be dirt or rock, thick or thin, but it wears out the spoons all the same. Which is fine. That's what the spoons are there for, and somehow the spoons replenish themselves (at least occasionally) so if they break digging through that wall, that's okay. Sometimes, though, I find myself out of spoons but still in need of digging that wall. So I have to use my fingers. And the thing about trying to dig through a stone wall is that it fucking hurts. And not in the 'but it's secretly a virtue to endure the pain' way, but the bloody way, the way that rips at you and injures you and leaves you a little genuinely messed up afterwards. I often feel like, when I run out of spoons, it's technically not the lack of spoons stopping from doing a task. It's the animal part of my brain being justifiably and firmly against what it will do to me. The damage my fingers will take. The ways that damage is a lot more difficult to heal than waiting for more spoons to show up, however the hell they do that. I think a big part of my struggle is knowing when to dig anyway. To hurt myself for the sake of a goal. And I think for most people it's easy to say "well, you should never be doing that" but I pretty often find myself needing to use my fingers to dig through the wall of "go eat" or "take a shower" or "sleep despite full knowledge that doing so will make tomorrow come." And I think that's worth it, right? Because while using the fingers fucks me up a bit, not doing those things fucks me up a lot.

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Lae'zel expressing relief to know she can't bear children and how that fact enhances her sex life. Shadowheart stating she prefers short-term sexual relationships instead of romances. Karlach openly saying she's frustrated from a lack of sex. Minthara mentioning her many previous lovers. Dame Aylin's every other word is about eating out her wife.

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@nevariiakshae and myself have been collaborating on a queer fantasy story staring a Witch, a Spear who's also a girl, and a Combat Doll.

it's available to read for free on Scribblehub and Royal Road.

The lovely cover art was done by @redsheis.

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height difference............

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nice sloopy kiss

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Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

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"homosexuality is unnatural! there's only two genders! it's a sin-"

I'm sorry, have you seen NATURE???

and there's so many more species than this that exhibit homosexuality, varying genders, etc. SO! MANY!

it's very much a natural thing. it always has been. unfortunately, while homosexuality is found in many species, homophobia is only found in one

ALSO THE ARTIST IS HUMON, FIND THEM AT HUMONCOMICS.COM!! was so sure I had included that but apparently I forgot, so sorry!

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Rating band names based on their accuracy:

(I keep updating this list so check back later)

The Beatles: 0/10. None of these people are beetles, they’re just a bunch of fruity guys from Liverpool with matching haircuts

Pink Floyd: 4/10. There is not a single person named Floyd in the band, but some of the members do arguably look kinda pink

Nirvana: 10/10. Getting high and listening to Nirvana is roughly what I imagine actual nirvana to be like

Foo Fighters: either 0/10 or 10/10. I have never seen foo in real life so either they’re pretending to fight a problem that doesn’t exist or they’re doing an absolutely fantastic job of fighting it

The Eagles: 0/10. Same as the Beatles, there is not a single eagle in this band. The name is misleading and we have all been lied to

Queen: 6/10. Partial points for Freddie Mercury

Led Zeppelin: 0/10. I don’t think any of these guys have ever even seen a zeppelin, let alone one made of lead. A lead balloon would crash faster than my hopes and dreams

The Rolling Stones: 3/10. There is not a single stone in this band. Some points added because I’m pretty sure they rolled quite a few

U2: 0/10. Despite what the name says, I am not a member of this band

Metallica: 9/10. Naming a metal band “Metallica” is like naming your dog “doggy”

Red Hot Chili Peppers: 2/10. These guys are not chili peppers. They’re not even that hot, let alone red hot

Guns N’ Roses: 0/10. How the fuck could a gun or a flower play music

Backstreet Boys: ?/10. Depends entirely on their current given location

Simon and Garfunkel: 10/10. No notes

The Doors: 1/10. Jim Morrison is kinda shaped like a door tho

Chicago: 4/10. The number of people in this band does not come even remotely close to the population of Chicago. Points added because it originated in Chicago

Earth, wind, and fire: 2/10. This is even more innacurate than Chicago. Points added because wind instruments were often used

Def Leppard: 3/10. There is not a single leopard in this band. Some of the members are probably kinda deaf by now tho

The Beach Boys: ?/10. Accuracy depends entirely on location

The Black Eyed Peas: 6/10. Not sure what the hell an ‘eyed pea’ is but the black part is pretty accurate

Imagine Dragons: ?/10. Depends entirely on whether or not they’re thinking about dragons.

Cage the Elephant: 1/10. Why would you do that. Let the elephant go

Green Day: 0/10. They’re not even green

The Police: 0/10. There is not a single cop in this band

KISS: 5/10. I’m sure they probably kissed sometimes

The Monkees: 0/10. Are you fucking kidding me

We Butter the Bread with Butter: 8/10. I can’t verify this but I have no reason to suspect that they’d lie. Butter seems like the most logical thing to butter bread with

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard: 0/10. I got really excited about the concept of a lizard wizard only to be let down. My disappointment is immeasurable

They Might Be Giants: 5/10. I googled everyone in this band’s height, the tallest guy’s only 6’1 so I wouldn’t exactly consider him a giant. Then again, I can’t really argue because the claim was only that they MIGHT be giants

The Presidents of the United States of America: 2/10. None of these people are Joe Biden nor are any of them former presidents. This is incredibly misleading. I’m pretty sure “Lump” was written about my first girlfriend tho so I’ll give them a point or two

Gorillaz: 2/10 Not quite but we’re kinda close genetically so I’ll give them partial credit

The Killers: ?/10. I have no way of verifying if they’ve actually killed before but the fact that they’re not in prison tells me probably not

The Offspring: 10/10. These guys are definitely somebody’s offspring

Arctic Monkeys: 1/10. They are neither monkeys nor are they from the arctic

Thirty Seconds to Mars: 1/10. It takes WAY longer to get to mars than that

Beastie Boys: 8/10. They’re pretty beast on the guitar

Jimmy Eat World: 1/10. Slow the fuck down Jimmy, you’re biting off way more than you can chew

Hole: 9/10. One point deducted because I’m pretty sure they had more than one hole

Rage Against the Machine: 10/10. They did exactly that

Alice In Chains: 0/10. This is illegal. Let Alice go

The Band: 10/10. This could not possibly be more accurate

Nine Inch Nails: 1/10. I can’t find any good pictures of their feet but from what I can tell their fingernails definitely aren’t nine inches long

Bush: ?/10. Not quite sure about this one, felt uncomfortable asking

The Who: 2/10. I’m not dealing with this “Who’s On First” bullshit

Radiohead: 0/10. Not a single person in this band has a radio for a head

Queens of the Stone Age: 0/10. This band should be called “five random dudes from the modern era” but FRDFTMA is a bit of a mouthful

Soundgarden: 2/10. Sound does not grow in the garden

Sonic Youth: 5/10. They’re not exactly youth anymore but the sonic part checks out

Talking heads: 8/10. There’s more to the band than just a bunch of disembodied heads but the heads do tend to talk

The Cranberries: 0/10. Decent music but I only added them so that the Beatles and Freddie Mercury weren’t the only fruits on this list

The Wiggles: 8/10. They do tend to wiggle a lot

Blue Man Group: 10/10. Yep!

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Really fun Cinderkin design I did do up for my Patreon and that my bound beloved now uses as one of her avatars! Feel free to reach out to book your own commission!!!