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The human body is such bullshit, I hate having to google shit like "why am I having stress symptoms when there are no sources of stress in my life".

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Honestly the potential possibility that there is even a 1% chance that a confused cis person mistakenly gets a gender surgery they'll later regret should not be a reason to make gender-affirming surgeries harder to get. Not just because trans peoples' lives should be easier, but also because I find that thought to be fucking hilarious.

Like dude how do you accidentally sign up for get-your-dick-inverted-and-your-balls-removed surgery and now you're shocked that you got your dick undone and balls removed? The fuck did you think that was gonna do. lmao fucking idiot.

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*makes aus for own ocs* i am my own fandom

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"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

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WOAH KEN, WHAT'S WITH ALL THIS JUNK IN THE TRUNK!?

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My sister looking at me crazy after I splurged and got my friend an expensive ass gift (my friend's birthday isn't even until July)

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Slipped on ice hurt my ass. God put me on this earth only to suffer

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Do NOT fall for this manipulative behavior going on by the orange turd.

It’s like someone taking away your medication because they didn’t want you to have them and then giving them back and expecting a thank you.

That’s manipulative behavior. Square Mustache did the same thing to get people on his side and look where that ended up.

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yeah, sure why not. one more babtqftim rewrite should be just fine /pos

LMAOOOO glad to know 😭. I'm ngl I didn't think I was actually getting asks until one popped up. Let's just hope we actually start creating the comic before we're in the grave

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Guys... Guess who watched parkour civilization..

Even tho seawatt is my fav basically all I drew was evbo. Also I have a concept where the ends of the headband form a halo when he becomes the parkour god and in the middle is a block or something.

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I've been hearing that one part of like him on tiktok and now every time I hear it I think of a little Percy Jackson looking in the mirror hating what he looks like because he looks like his dad who (to his knowledge) left and got lost at sea because his dad wasn't man to marry his mom

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My friend and I have wanted to rewrite babtqftim for a while now and we both agreed that I would be the main writer for the story, but this girl does NOT respond to me whenever I'm texting her some ideas 😭

Honestly tho should I continue the rewrite on my own? And if so lemme know, also I have some concepts for the story and have written a general summary of act 1 and half of act 2, just to let you know it is WILDLY different from the og source lol

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I love the idea of Damian being a "I am cringe but I am free" type of kid. Like he reads warrior cats, draws paws on the bottom of his shoes, watches anime and MLP, has a collection of stuffed animals, lps, and calico critters. He owns friendship bracelets and a cat onesie he wears religiously.

LET DAMIAN BE A KID 🙏

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I love the idea that Bruce's only bio kid (if u don't count Helena canon) does not look like him at ALL

Screw Damian with blue eyes with pale as snow skin, give me brown Damian with green eyes and screw him being built like his dad when grows up. Give me Damian who's short still in adulthood cuz of stunted growth who's built like his mother with her features. PLEASEEE.

I wanna see interactions where ppl meet Damian and say to Bruce "I see you've adopted another one." Only for Damian to deadpan with the most over it attitude go "I'm the biological one actually." And ppl just stand there awkwardly before saying sorry.

(side note I've been meaning to read boy wonder by juni ba and I got the 2nd and 3rd one but the 1st one sold out before I got the chance to buy it 😭)

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Oh God I have a suspicion of becoming a routine 😥

ANYWAYS...

Luigi and Mario concept headcanon ig?? (Not a headcanon I use but one I came up with, anyways feel free to use these as like a base concept or whatever idc)

- Luigi is scared of anything and everything so he will usually do typical things that ppl do when they're scared, he shakes, tears up, maybe even whimpers, but he can generally force himself into facing his fear/dealing with it.

- Mario on the other hand, does not typically get scared but when he does he will have intense reactions, like if he is scared of dentists trust that he will punch them in the face, he has violent and loud reactions, he absolutely is losing his shit.

In conclusion

Luigi would ask for a lollipop at the end of a dentist appointment while he's silently crying and Mario is knocked out in the backseat of the car just cuz they tried to clean his teeth

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Stupid weegee headcanon:

- animals from the human world / Brooklyn DESPISE him, usually typical house pets, but in the mushroom kingdom and such animals like him but especially with animals that are considered scary af absolutely adore him. This presents the problem of Luigi wanting to have a connection with animals but every animal that likes him is super scary / potentially deadly.

Anyways thanks for coming to my Ted talk I'll probably start posting more headcanons and aus and shit, maybe even art 👀.