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you will mention your favorite color is yellow and people will be practically jumping at the chance to let you know how hideous it is to them. just SALIVATING to look you in the eye and tell you it’s fucking ugly. like man what do you want and expect me to do here. change my mind? i have to laugh

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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

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Oh to have a Zukka rp going on... The dream

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This edible ain't shit? No baby, I am divtnq edibke like a pro

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Happy Dannypocalypse to my fellow nostalgic homies 🤩

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10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

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Passing moons

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CACTUS JUICE!! IT'LL QUENCH YA!!

Been rewatching avatar the last Airbender and I'm having a blast :3

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"Clark can't handle Brucie Wayne, ooh Clark gets all flustered around Brucie" I mean...sure.

But imagine how flustered Bruce gets when Clark actually flirts back

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Go for it, Clark!

I decided it was (finally) my turn to do this trend :3 why am I so obsessed with middle left Bruce tho

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i like to imagine that clark kent’s search history is mostly normal but then there’s stuff like “improved superman costume concept art” because he wanted ideas

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protagonists wheel 🌈

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you’re at a low point:

If you were a fictional man right now, there would be *at least* ten people if not a large portion of the fanbase that would call you their wet beast poor little meow meow

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When a bartender becomes a father