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my favorite thing about navigating fanfiction is finding a really good one and being all “oh boy this was good, I hope they have more!” and literally every other story they’ve ever written was for like Miami Vice 

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Ok, loves, so we've all got the message that joking about suicide is bad for your mental health. Now we need to get on "joking that the planet/all of humanity has no future" is bad for societal health/encouraging resistance to bad shit."

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mtmte & lost light sillies [ part 19 ]

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losing my mind over this

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Cyborgs or robots being hung by their armpits during transport to indicate they aren’t seen as individuals, they are tools and weapons stored in racks like inanimate objects, maybe even force powered down during transport, only dropped to the floor before combat, clunking to the floor, steel feet on a steel grate, upper body hanging limp and unconscious as reactors increase power and optics and indicator lights blink on, soporifics flushing from brain tissue like sliding from beneath warm water into crisp cool air, augmetics clenching in predatory startup diagnostics, breath steaming in the chilled compartment, a corpse transformed in seconds into a hunting machine, yeah that’s really hot hagn on a secondt

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Did some things

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I’ve decided that my 20s are actually age 25 - 35

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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

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stoned and autistic at a party trying to make conversation: I find the comparative lifespan of organisms so interesting. Spiders are comparatively long lived animals. Female black widows can live up to 3 years but their male counterparts rarely live four months. Some tarantulas live upwards of 20 years. The longest lived spider was around 43 years old when she was cruelly assassinated by a parasitic wasp. Domestic rats have a lifespan comparable to female black widows. To put things into perspective, there are spiders that remember a pre-pandemic world but it is likely every rat on earth was born post-COVID. There could be a spider out there born when Reagan was in office.

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the Star Wars fandom isn't having enough fun with the acronym for the Confederacy of Independent Systems but this one youtuber is showing us the way

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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NEVER LET YOURSELF BE STOPPED BY WHAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE IF YOU STARTED EARLIER!!!!! THE ONLY TIME WE HAVE IS NOW

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*puts a disk in u*

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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This comic makes me so stupid emotional. She might have never known.

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tommy going straight for sol's waist... ooooookay now girl put it down. you're in front of the entire ship's worth of men 😭😭😭