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I love getting older. I’m hotter, more confident, more intelligent. Ageism is a dirty trap. Don’t get caught in it.

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*puts a disk in u*

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academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches

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1670 season 2 will be out on SEPTEMBER 17TH!!!!

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Jan Paweł saying that he probably got the plague because of not wearing a hat in cold weather is the single most Eastern European thing I can think of.

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"Single people are on average less healthy, less financially stable, and overall less satisfied with life than partnered and married people are. This must mean that monogamous relationships and marriage are the solution to society's problems"

Huh, it's almost like society, both socially and financially, is set up to specifically benefit people who have monogamous relationships and get married and punish people who don't partner or get married. It's almost like there are financial benefits that exist specifically to incentivize people to get married and have kids and be a nuclear family. It's almost like it was very culturally normal until very very very recently to just not have any deeper platonic relationships after you get married, meaning that single people past a certain age just get left behind and get treated as spinsters or loser bachelors. It's like life just is not designed for single people to be able to easily participate and survive while still being single. Huh, very weird. I'm sure marriage will fix this.

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Reblog if you've found friendship because of your fandoms.

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i dont understand how brother john has half the monks in the cloister supporting his campaign for abbot? he's such a cunt? like i catch him drinking wine in the cellar before morning mass and his monk pal says ohhh ya got us why dont you sit down and join us? sure sure i'll have a sippy i say and as soon as i go to sit brother john hits me with the you are doing things in places you're not supposed to im confiscating everything on your person and locking you in the cave to meditate in solitude! UH? my brother in christ YOU are the one indulging in the devils vices but I'M the sinner because i'm five minutes late to the four am mass??? what a bitch what an absolute fuck i dont like to snitch but best believe im going to tattle on his ass to brother nevlas

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*wokely* tell me what genitals you have, stranger i just met

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I LOVE MY FRIENDS SO MUCH I'M JUST STUPID AND FORGET THAT FEELINGS NEED TO BE EXPRESSED IN ORDER FOR THEM TO BE FELT

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Rub ma bellayyyyyy

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dashboard in the morning simulator

mutual 1: i need to quit my job

mutual 2: i need to quit my job

mutual 3: i need to quit my job

mutual 4: i need to quit my job

mutual 5: i need to quit my job

mutual 6: i need to quit my job

mutual 7: i need to quit my job

mutual 8: i need to quit my job

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too much jamuel not enough jobst/john </3

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my personal headcanon is that Henry found out what gay people are during his mission in Sasau monastery