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so i'll be gay ?

“The person you will be in 5 years is based on the books you read and the people you surround yourself with today.”

— Unknown

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(by 西蒙娜的猫咪物语)

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To-cat-ata in B by sympawnies

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Don’t fucking look away from Rafah, don’t look away, if you are willfully looking away then you should be ashamed of yourself.

Fuck the Met Gala, it means nothing but a distraction for those of you who are willingly looking away.

The Palestinians need our attention, they need our support, they need us to witness and remember and help when it is asked for and when we can.

All Eyes on Rafah, All Eyes on Palestine!

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top five most important things you can give a character. 1. bisexuality. 2. autism. 3. so much negative rizz it loops around into irresistibility. 4. so many bad events. 5. a coping mechanism that’s cute and silly provided you don’t think about it too hard

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awwww get me a date like this (not in a weird way)

On a date

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IDIA MADE AN AMV TO EXPLAIN HIS PLAN TO YUU AND FRIENDS IU'M FUCKING DYING

HE EVEN HAS A GOD DAMN NARRATION OMFG

"Ahh~ Only good things are happening lately~ As if we're in a dream~"

"Eh. It's actually just a dream tho."

"Hello everyone trapped in this empty world of dreams."

"This is Idia Shroud."

"So today, I will explain the strategy to beat:

"I BUILT A DREAM WORLD USING CHEAT-LEVEL MAGIC AS THE MOST EVIL LAST BOSS MAGE MALLEUS DRACONIA"

"The magical domain that Malleus created is similar to a server running a huge MMORPG."

"That means everyone's dreams are ran individually. Malleus and his clones are keeping an eye on the server."

"In other words, Malleus is the server admin."

"And his clones crack down on users who commit violations like in online games."

"Malleus is the game master who has the authority to manage the entire server."

"HE REALLY IS A DEMON LORD WHO RULES THE WORLD"

"Under his control, we have no chance of winning..."

"HOWEVER..!"

"With the super geek hacker group STYX using ORTHO ATTACK, the server source code has been analyzed."

"So using this, we're building cheating tools [WARNING: DO NOT DO THIS IN ACTUAL GAMES]"

"So using these cheating tools, the administrative rights to my dream can be transferred to me."

"Then I'll lure Malleus into my dream where I can get rid of that god damned invincibility!"

I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE THIS OH MY GOD

"-- Well, it sounds like a perfect strategy but... The truth is there's just a few things about this cheating tool..."

"WHAT IF THE SERVER ADMIN FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS DURING DEVELOPMENT?"

"THEN,"

"GAME OVER."

"BUT BUT BUT--"

"The thing is, even though he's using autonomous clones to monitor each dream, it still shouldn't be easy to control the dreams of 20000 PEOPLE in Sage island."

"If problems turn up everywhere, he'll have to deal with them all!"

"Sooooo..."

"While I'm developing the cheat tool, I want you all to distract Malleus!"

"I want you all to gather party members to defeat the Demon King!"

"Once everyone's awake, I'll send out invitations to my own dream."

"Then I'll lure Malleus into my dream... THEN TURN ON THE CHEAT TOOL! As planned, Malleus' invincibility will disappear,"

"Then everyone will accept the invitation and gather into my dream!"

"THEN EVERYONE BEATS HIM UP"

"Then Malleus will have to take down his magic AND EVERYONE WILL BE FREE!"

"If you liked this 3-minute video, don't forget to leave a like!"

I'M GONNA FUCKING CRY THIS IS INSANE OMFG KASDJLKLDASLMASD

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ITSA ME, MARIO

Hi hello it's me !! So you can call me autumn, ramona or hilda, whichever one you prefer so it's your choice.

I'm a fanfic writer, mainly for twisted wonderland. I love writing, even if sometimes it's more like a chore than a hobby. Requests are open !!! feel free to chat or request anything.

My pronouns are she/her

Former mha ficwriter. (we don't talk about bruno no no no)

Douma, Kokushibo, Yoriichi, Akaza, Giyuu, Leona, Rook, Vil, Epel, Chigiri, Nagi, Bachira, Jade, Floyd, Azul, Ruggie, Crewel, Malleus, Lilia, Sebek, Silver, Kafka, Jade(hsr), Blade, Jing Yuan, Dan Heng, Aventurine, Boothill, Diluc, Kaeya, Zhongli, Izana, Mitsuya, Kazutora, Wakasa, Baji, Ran, Rindou, Kakucho, Izana, Sebastian, Jamil, Ace, Deuce, Kalim, Howl, Anubis, Rimuru fan/simp (they're the only ones I remember)

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Drabble not

Im currently procrastinating my graded assignment so here I am, making a pitiful first attempt at writing a fic.

Part 1

Leona Kingscholar x fem reader

A bundle of words

summary : potion class gone wrong, featuring the man who could step on me and i'd apologize to him.

a/n : Khajajjaa i love him but i don't at the same time what

It was a relatively normal day at Night Raven College. The sun was starting to set and the last lesson was potion class with professor Crewel. You yawn, slinging your bag over your shoulders, and with a tired sigh, begrudgingly head to class. Thanfully it's the last period, but you just couldn't wait for the day to be over (well, the school technically since the day won't end until the sun sets..)

Fuck, I can't wait

As you go to class and take a seat in the back, you can't help but feel your eyes become droopy..it wouldn't hurt to take a little nap, would it ?

So you do just that, you take a nap and let your eyes fall shut, just for a moment.

Bam !

The sound makes you jump out of your skin, rudely waking you up. But before you can start complaining, your eyes meet Crewel's, glaring right back at you, his face just merely inches from yours.

You just stare back at him, taking the time to process what's happening. Shit

You got caught. Not that you were doing much to hide it anyways

You glance to the side to see Ace snickering, snickering at you.

Crewel narrows his eyes at you, "did you hear anything i was saying ? get up puppy, now is not the time to slack around. I would've given you a befitting punishment, but i'll be lenient just this time since you need to do groupwork. Oh right, and considering you didn't hear what i just said, you're paired up with Leona."

Well fuck. Just the day where you have to do groupwork, Ruggie somehow manages to drag Leona to class ? Somewhere on campus, Ruggie sneezes.

(A/n : OKAY NEVERMIND GUYS I JUST SPENT SEVEN HOURS DOING MY MATH ASSIGNMENT HOLY FUCK)

Ugh whatever, he'll probably sleep the whole time so i won't interact much with him, right ? I wished i could slack off classes like he does without suffering backlash, if only my life was as simple as his, just sleep eat and occasionally do magift.

Heck, how is he so jacked anyways ? he must have a crazy metabolism if he can sleep around all day and still get all the bitches.

or maybe he exercises in secret. okay no scratch that there's no way

"Hey, herbivore."

A familiar voice snaps you out of your daze.

To be continued...

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Holy fuck guys it's 4am and my eyes are half shut so i'm gonna write part two later (°-°)

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Soo bored

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POV: My mom spinning me around because I got a C+ at math when I was younger

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FRRR

“I don’t like y/n”

“I won’t write ‘x reader’ with y/n”

“I think ‘y/n’ is cringe”

You’re not like other author. You’re different. We get it.

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what a pretty aesthetic !

Victor's dream girl

Breakfast with him; shows him her new dresses excited; reads while he works; nature lover; dancing together whenever they can; secretly looks at him; morning walks; always has tea time with him; loves his magic tricks.

@m-mmiy ♡ @onegianthotmess ♡ @floydsteeth ♡

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if I had a nickel for each time my favorite characters in a story-based mobile game with cruel gachas were an emotionally stunted unconfident master who depends on a cunning, talented, probably sadistic servant that's a bit sick in the head and has an abnormal attachment to tea, who are frequently shipped with one another and I end up adoring both of them, I would have three nickels. which isn't a lot, but it's strange that it happened three times.