romanoffstan

[romanoffstan]

Tony: I was we could block people in real life.

Bucky: Restraining order.

Nat: Murder.

[romanoffstan]

Nat: I'm the most responsible person in this group.

Bucky: Honey, you literally just set the kitchen on fire.

Nat: Yes, and I take full responsibility for that.

[romanoffstan]

Bucky: Nat, it's to dangerous to go alone take this-

Nat: You're just holding out your empty hand.

Bucky: Exactly-

[romanoffstan]

Bucky: Hey do you have a bag I can borrow?

Nat: The only bags I have are under my eyes, and they are specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.

Bucky: Literally all you had to do was say no.

[romanoffstan]

Bucky: *lying on the floor* I miss nat.

Steve: she's been gone for five minutes..

Bucky: *sniffs* I miss nat.

Tony: she is at the store.

Bucky: *full on crying* I miss naaat.

Nat: *walks through the door* honey i'm home!

Bucky: fuck you romanoff i didn't even notice you were gone.

[romanoffstan]

Bucky: If a villain got you, I'd track them down to the ends of the earth and murder them slowly.

Nat: If you asked, I would kill every single person in this room without a second thought.

Tony: *scared and a little disturbed* you guys know normal couples don't say these things to each other right ?

[romanoffstan]

Bucky: I think I know a way we can get the money.

Nat: You would make a good stripper.

Bucky: I would make a PHOMEMONAL stripper, but thats not what I mean.

[romanoffstan]

Nat: the food is too hot, I cant eat it !

Bucky : you're too hot and I would eat yo-

Clint: one dinner. I just want ONE DINNER.