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dilf james where every mom at harrys primary school is just uncomfortably flirting w/ james and one day regulus picks harry up instead and every mom is like “what happened to james, where is he??” “why is there another man picking up harry??” to the point regulus is just like “lmao im james husband”

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"Am I destined to live a life of blond fragility?"

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Just saw the Barbie movie and I have SO much to say,

1) sooo chaotic 2) why did the ken song kinda hit hard 3) ngl her rant at the end made me cry 4) weirdly not what I expected 5) SO good 6) balanced the truth of the patriarchy and problems with Barbie with the aspirations and feminism REALLY well 7) I <3 Margot Robbie

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Can people send me their marauders fics? literally any ship/author

preferably finished but I'm not too picky

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if u feel the first cramp and think "i dont need a painkiller yet, itll pass" ? that the devil speaking, take that painkiller immediately

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lorde’s melodrama album is regulus coded

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Give me the wretched name!!!

BARTY CROUCH!!!! Junior😏

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Chloe: Did you do it?

Maze and Lucifer: Something goes wrong, you blame me! After all these years, where's the trust?!

Chloe: ...

Maze and Luifer: ...Yeah, we did it.

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Linda: Why is when something happens it's always you three?

Chloe, Lucifer, and Maze: ...

Chloe: Believe me, Linda. I've been asking myself the same question for six years.

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Season 3 Lucifer and 1) Linda is one of us 2) she's very much hanging on the same thread of sanity that we are, that poor woman

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........

reasons i relate to remus

autistic

gay

daddy issues

poor grasp on emotions

logical

loves books and chocolate

dresses like an old man

unbelievably loyal but cannot comprehend that being reciprocated

gets someone something to drink if they’re upset (idk what else to do)

chronic pain

introvert

in love with sirius black

constantly brimming with anger but we must persist with kindness

english/history smart

fucking nerd

convinces myself no one likes me even tho i know for a fact people do and have had crushes on me

isolates myself when i’m not doing good (it makes it worse)

mean if you deserve it

stupid old guy and indie lesbian music taste

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Barty Crouch Junior is for the people that sexualize themselves as a way of coping for the fear that no one will want them and the hate they have for their bodies

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Wolfstar Yule Ball AU🤞🏻

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Okay, so it turns out if you start Lucifer from Season 1, it's significantly better then starting from Season 4

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we survived the great war (ao3 is back)

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y'know what, ao3 appreciation post cause these people out there doing amazing work for no monetary compensation

literally so many of us love ao3, please show support for these guys <3