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They waited a good 10 seconds to put in that weird fish-eye camera angle again

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The Genshin Boys: Their type

what i think genshin boys type would be… y'all this is rushed asf and was written in like 10 mins on a bus so don’t think this chicken-scratch even matches  my actual writing, I was the English valedictorian after all.

Xiao (my beloved emo yaksha)

I personally think he doesn’t give a shit how you look, the man is 2000+ years old he’s above that, I think its more personality for him. someone quiet, calm and preferably not clingy is all he wants, someone he can bask in the presence of without having them talking and bothering him 24/7 so he is still able to attend to his duties as a yaksha (same here bestie)

Albedo (my beloved mad scientist)

He also isn’t one to care about looks, he wants someone smart, calm, quiet and confident. I think smarts is probably the biggest factor he wants someone to ramble about alchemy and have them understand and get into deep conversation with and maybe even double as his lab partner. I don’t see him being able to deal with an airhead considering he doesn’t have the greatest attention span.

Scaramouche (Will he do the fandango?)

He isn’t picky about looks but you HAVE to be shorter than him, he loves being taller than you it makes him feel powerful. as for personality I think he would like someone that is either a really smart sadist like him or a masochistic airhead that he can use to his liking. 

Xingqiu (my beloved book twink)

Looks don’t matter but he’d prefer if you were shorter so he could tease the living shit out of you for it (i know from experience), as for personality and other shit you better be smart otherwise he probably won’t even pay you any attention, as for books it would be easy to win him over if you were also a bookworm but if not it doesn’t matter I guess you just have to be good at pulling pranks.

Chongyun (the Hotter Jack Frost)

TBH I think he would be grateful for anyone to be looking at him romantically…or sexually. I’m sorry but this mans ego is so low from Xingqiu’s pranks that it doesn’t matter if your looks are akin to a deformed hillichurl and your an absolute airhead he would love you no matter what. (i bet your really pretty/handsome tho)

Kaeya (Sexy Snowman)

OK so i originally wrote this differently but someone was kind enough to point out a few things in his voice lines and story that contradict what my dumb ass wrote and i also sorta hated the old nickname i gave him so heres the edited version:

Kaeya does care about looks and prefers attractive people that he can show off  for looks but he also admires smart and outgoing people.i feel like he wouldn’t care as much about looks if you were very well educated and spoken person.

old version:

This man is super picky i’m sorry bestie, he wants one of those (very obviously photo shopped) Instagram models, but at the same time he want someone flirtatious, funny and extroverted. hes got really high standards…sorry Kaeya but i don’t think your going to get  much from a %50 plastic %50 Photoshop guy/gal with the personality and intellect of a brick wall. (this ain’t Kaeya slander i love him but you can’t tell me this isn’t accurate)

Diluc (Flame daddy)

Poor bby, he just wants someone that loves him for who he really is and isn’t a knight of Favonious other than that he can’t ask for much more.

Child(e)

Hey girlie hold still ;) honestly I cant decide weather he’s similar to Kaeya with the whole Instagram model thing or he just has this sorta love at first sight thing going on other than that i have no idea. oh also i guess it pays to be a horny mf in this situation.

Bennett (pure bby)

he is grateful for anyone that even wants to hang around with him due to everyone avoiding him because of his bad luck, he would love you no matter what well as long as your not evil.

Razor (rawr XD)

he was raised by wolves so he’s not really picky as long as his Lupical like you, although he would probably refer to you as his mate…

Venti (tone-deaf bard)

he want a sugar mummy/daddy/glucose guardian to buy him wine jk, jokes aside i think he’d probably like someone carefree, friendly and with the same views on freedom as he does.

Zhongli (Geo Daddy)

as much as i hate this earth-bending grandpa i shall put up with him to appease the simps, he probably wants someone with a lot of money so he can stop freeloading off Childe or a person with a similar intellect to himself so then you both can freeload of Childe :)

ok bestie that concludes this please send requests in my ask box because im bored asf and need prompts.

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they stop you from leaving

includes: zhongli, noelle, bennett, and qiqi (platonic)

zhongli

standing atop the mountain, liyue still looks beautiful despite it being late at night. you looked at the harbor carefully, as if to take a mental photo of it. you adored liyue, but it was not home. not anymore. not since the death of rex lapis. something changed that day. it never felt the same.

“it gets dangerous out here at night,” a voice says. “you should return home.”

you’d be frightened if anyone else suddenly spoke to you like that, but that voice belonged to none other than zhongli, the mysterious consultant from wangsheng funeral parlor. you had gotten the chance to meet him due to your mutual friendship with hu tao. he was… interesting to say the least. very smart as well, but something about him made you feel confused. you were never able to put your finger on it.

“that’s what i’m trying to do.” you say softly. you turn towards him. “i… don’t believe this is my home anymore.”

“hmm? why is that?” he questions. “is this not where you grew up? where you’ve created a life for yourself?”

you lower your gaze. “yes… but… the liyue in front of me is not the one i grew up in.”

he steps closer to you and looks out towards the harbor. “maybe not. liyue is changing, but it doesn’t necessarily mean it’s changing for the worst.” he remarks. “liyue will always be the liyue morax founded.” he tells you. “we’re simply progressing into a new age, is all.”

“but… things will be so different without rex lapis… and everything that has happened, i just…” you sigh, unable to put your thoughts into words. “do you believe everything will be okay, zhongli?” you look to him.

his eyes haven’t shifted away from the harbor, but a soft grin appears on his face. “i believe it will.”

noelle

as you stepped off the bridge leading into the entrance of mondstadt, you caught a glimpse of noelle returning home. you were merely acquaintances with the maid, but you had a lot in common.

in fact, what you had in common was the very same reason you had decided to meet mondstadt.

you had been trying as hard as you could to become a knight — but no matter what you did, it never worked. you were still rejected for various reasons, all of which sounded like excuses to you. you knew noelle was in the same situation.

“oh, hello!” she says, giving you a friendly smile.

“noelle,” you greet her. “hello. you’re out late.”

she sighs. “yes… i traveled quite far today for training, and i was stopped along the way to help a few adventurers who were in trouble…” she explains. “so now i must do the laundry in the dark…”

“huh?” you furrow your brows. “you’re still going to do work? it’s so late…”

“well, it’s my duty! it must be done.” she says.

she sounded exhausted, but still looked so happy to be working. anything that brought her closer to being a knight must’ve been worth it in her eyes. how had you lost your drive to be a knight so easily when noelle’s workload was double what yours was?

“you know what, noelle? let’s head back together. let me help you with the laundry.”

bennett

“hey! is that you?”

you stop in your tracks. you knew that voice far too well — it was the one voice you didn’t want to hear. you readjust the heavy bag on your back before turning to face the young man. “hi, bennett. why are you still out?”

“i could ask you the same thing,” he says, grinning. “wanna head back to the city together? it’s better to stay in pairs, right?”

you can feel your heart breaking. you had been a member of benny’s adventure team for a long time now. you had watched as people joined and left, but you never did. you had spent many days in the wilderness with bennett, alongside the prinzessin der verurteilung, fischl, and the wolf boy, razor.

so despite having a reliable group of friends you loved, why were you leaving mondstadt?

you still weren’t sure. maybe it was the lingering feeling of being stuck. you felt like you were being suffocated in mondstadt. you needed something new — new things to explore and learn — you yearned for it. you had explored every mountain in mondstadt; every temple. the city had become dull.

but seeing bennett made you rethink. the thought of him thinking that his bad luck had caused your sudden disappearance was too upsetting for you to handle. he was your best friend. surely there was more for you here than you thought.

“you’re right, benny. let’s head home.”

qiqi

you sit against a tree, eating some berries you had found along the way. the sun was starting to set, and you wanted to rest before heading forward to find a place to stay during the night. you pause when you hear footsteps approaching. you place your hand on your weapon, but you quickly let your guard down when you see the source of the footsteps.

“qiqi, why are you here?”

“i was sent to pick herbs.” she says. “but i saw you leaving, so i followed.”

“you didn’t have to do that,” you tell her. you had gotten somewhat close to the pharmacist apprentice when you worked there yourself, but had since left that job. you quite liked her, but always felt the need to look out for her. she had taken a liking to you as well, even going out of her way to memorize your birthday and favorite food.

“i know. but… i forgot which herbs i was supposed to collect.” she scratches her head. “i was ordering myself to find them, but when i saw you, i ordered myself to follow.”

you sigh. of course, the one person who could change your mind about leaving liyue had managed to find you. you felt too guilty leaving her behind, although you knew she was in great care. “let’s head back to the pharmacy, then,” you say, standing up. “how about we grab a bunch of different herbs and just hope it’s what dr. baizhu needs?”

she nods. “okay.”

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Streamer!Kazuha as a streamer and when he pulls for you on your banner

- Gender neutral

- Warnings: none? (Actually grammar errors cause I don’t spell check)

Notes: I haven’t posted in a long while but I’m sure this will make up for my absence

Basic info about him/type of streamer

I feel like he would a cooking streamer, like you know those cooks who stream while they cook? Yeah those I feel like he does that and is probably famous for it

Besides that he does game IF his fans request it (maybe once a week he does a gaming stream)

He likes hearing advices from his fans and stuff so he could do better and also loves testing out new recipes from them

I feel like he’s a pretty amateur cook with some skills (that’s why he takes advice)

I think he does well on breakfast foods (mostly pancakes, likes putting edible flowers and homemade maple syrup on it)

Has a discord server but has probably regret it after people mass pinged him once (he had to put a rule to not mass ping him and only for emergencies)

I have this feeling he goes to the store while streaming, people are looking at him but he’s just minding his own business and getting his ingredients and what not may also streams other things like some daily activities?

Beidou comes on his streams once in a while (maybe the whole crux)

Probably let her be a mod in his discord server (or co owner???)

Also his friend comes on the stream sometimes, kazuha likes showing off his cat (no he’s not dead in this au???)

I feel like him and his friend are roommates, like kazuha does the cooking (basically manhandles the kitchen) and his friend does whatever else

When he pulls on your banner/ hears about you?

He played genshin impact cause of a fan requesting it (he played a few months before your release (someone might have leaked your character for him in his discord so that’s probably why he got motivation to play more)

After hearing about what happened in inazuma and the fact that now you’re on the run he felt bad (he actually wished you luck and hoped for you to not get caught??? Anyway he thought the cat was cute)

He did spend hours farming your materials and god have mercy for him when he farmed artifacts cause he kept getting def and hp on the artifacts (LMAO)

His mora was going up and down cause of all the upgrading he did for artifacts

Don’t even get me on the fact this idiot actually spent half the primos he was gonna summon for you on resin (one of my friends spent $200 on resin)

Don’t worry I’m sure someone in his chat or discord told him to stop doing that before he spent everything cause he was getting too hooked on farming artifacts and the new material

When your banner comes out he’s probably awake (if it comes out in the middle of the night) with a cup of coffee in his hands taking a sip every now and then if not he’s still gonna be there the second your banner releases

When pulling on your banner he’s gonna be really nervous cause he’s afraid of getting someone else and not you (it didn’t happen though)

Not sure about his pity since someone told him to not build pity but I’m sure he got a lot of his primos back and can now get to pity (he actually spent some money)

But once he got you he was actually pretty happy (celebrated with a cake made specially by him)

He does have you as his pfp everywhere and his status on discord is probably something like “whoo I got (___) time to go cook myself a long awaited feast 🍁)

All in all he’s happy that he got you and you’ll be first in slot in his party and he’ll build you to be a dps/sub dps (he doesn’t care about if you were meant to be a healer or support)

Bonus

If someone wanted to do matching pfp it would have to have you (he always calls dibs on the pfp with you)

No he’s not pulling on the weapon banner he knows that shit is a scam???

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Congrats on 1k followers!! for that event maybe 12 + Kaeya?

masterlist | 1k prompt masterlist | discord server

★ thank u <<<333

prompt 12: “you talk in your sleep, you know.”

Kaeya rarely got sick. He took care of himself and if he felt a cold coming on, he'd figure out a way to push through it. But one particular bad winter, a flu came through the gates of Mondstadt and nearly took out the entire Knights of Favonius.

You got sick and recovered shortly before Kaeya got sick. He thought his immune system was stronger and was confident he wasn't going to get sick but upon waking up in the middle of the night to throw up, he knew he had been infected.

When Kaeya was sick, Kaeya was grumpy. He didn't give you affection (which was fine) or tell you his usual flirty jokes. He wasn't mean but he was definitely unpleasant to be around. In fact, he actually kicked you to the couch most nights with a defense of not wanting you to get sick again.

After sneaking back into the bedroom one night, you realized the true reason Kaeya didn't want to sleep with you while he was sick.

Kaeya looked ethereal as he dozed off on your side of the bed. His hair was loose from its usual ponytail and he was wearing an oversized sweater you didn't even know he owned. The moonlight peaked through the curtains and illuminated his face, highlighting his smooth skin. His eyepatch was on the bedside table and you leaned down to press a soft kiss to the closed eye that was normally covered.

"Snowflake."

Scared you had woken Kaeya up, you jolted back. Preparing an apology you realized your boyfriend was still asleep. Wondering if you were hearing things, you leaned back and watched Kaeya for a moment longer.

"Y/N."

A small smile creeped onto your face. No wonder he didn't want you around this week - Kaeya talked in his sleep when he was sick.

Knowing Kaeya might get mad at you when he woke you, you still snuggled up against him. You pulled the blankets above the both of you and opted to prop yourself up on your elbow. Your own hand absentmindedly traveled to Kaeya's and you laced your fingers together.

"Y/N."

You grinned again and trailed your free hand along his jaw, "Yes?" You wondered what he was dreaming about and if he could hear you.

There was a short silence before literally Kaeya rolled into you in his slumber. "Love...you..." He said quietly.

"I love you, too," You told him. Finally, you closed your own eyes and joined Kaeya in dreamland.

Shocked to see you the next morning, Kaeya sat up startled which woke you up as well. You groggily opened your eyes and let out a yawn, peeling away from Kaeya and sitting up yourself.

"You slept with me?" He demanded, his cheeks turning red. "What if I got you sick?"

"Relax," You chuckled, “You talk in your sleep, you know.”

Kaeya groaned and hid his face in his hands. "Yeah, I know," He mumbled, "I didn't want you to know."

You found his hand away and rubbed his knuckles soothingly. "It was cute," You told him.

Your boyfriend sighed and finally turned to look at you. He was as flustered as could be and his eyes weren't meeting your own. "What did I say?"

"Mostly my name. You told me you loved me."

He finally cracked a small smile and sighed again, leaning towards you and pressing his forehead against yours. "Please don't tell anyone," He whispered, "It's embarrassing."

You laughed, "It'll be our little secret."

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Little Ways Of Showing Affection ༺♡༻

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characters: Xiao, Albedo, Venti, Kaeya, Diluc, Zhongli, Aether

feel free to ask for other characters and other prompts! maybe repost too?? :D

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XIAO ♡

hand holding

it’s not full body contact and he doesn’t even have to face you and get embarrassed

he likes knowing you’re right there and you haven’t gone far

he probably doesn’t like doing it in public at first but as he sees more monsters out it becomes a normal thing (and of course he really likes it)

as he gets comfortable he’ll trace your fingers and turn hand holding into a more loving gesture than protecting

he likes holding your hand while you sleep too and keeping them warm

ALBEDO ♡

gift giving

you cannot tell me his love language isn’t gift giving

he’ll make you drawings, health potions, try to bake desserts for you, and whatever you have a fascination with

If he can make it he can give it to you

it might have started with him giving you a plant or a small creature to look after as an experiment but seeing your face light up he now tries to find any occasion he can gift give to you

he wants to draw you so bad haha

you’re scribbled all over his notebooks and to the sides of his work like a school crush

he gets frustrated when he can’t capture your attractiveness in his art and needs to get closer to you to examine

he might also get super nervous giving you his drawing of you for the first time

VENTI ♡

being as physically close to you as humanly possible

he just HAS to

he knows it might be annoying but he really can’t stop

you could be sitting on the stool next to him at the bar and he’ll reach under and scoot you to him

he’ll put his head on your shoulder or on your head when you’re talking to other people

he’s just a very social person who loves people, so obviously he wants to be as close as possible to his favorite person

KAEYA ♡

Agreeing with you

okay okay hear me out

Kaeya does what he wants, even when he takes orders he’ll do it in his own way

but just for you he’ll give in

you want to go rock climbing? yeah okay

you want to try out a new cafe? sure

you want to just stay inside all day even though it’s nice out? mhm

he could just say no to you and do what he wants like he always does but because he loves you so he’ll ( reluctantly sometimes ) agree to what you want to do

everyone in town even finds it quite comedic how he’ll let you do things to him

one day he’s cool captain Kaeya being a great knight and the next he’s in an outfit that you picked for him and on a picnic

he makes sure that everyone knows he’s only doing this for you ( cmon he’s got a reputation to maintain )

DILUC ♡

surprises

as someone who “isn’t interested in idle chit chat” and keeps to himself, he really likes surprising you out of nowhere

he first does everything he can to eavesdrop and find out what you’re into and talking about lately then he goes and finds the best one even if it’s at the top of some mountain.

lastly he’d leave it on your nightstand or somewhere with a note so it seems like he got it no problem when in reality if it was a difficult thing he’d have scratches and bruises from going to get it for you

he’s the type of guy who hears you wish you had a better front porch or something and build it for you lmao

if he’s feeling more romantic he might surprise you with a fancy date night and flowers or picking up breakfast or lunch for you

ZHONGLI ♡

photos

he wants a million photos of you doing everything

he sometimes hires people to go paint you or get nice candid photos of you

if you guys go on a trip he will stop a million times to get a nice photo of you two together

he reminisces on his past a lot so if there’s a way he can capture every beautiful moment of you he will try his best

he might gift you a photo album of all the trips you guys went on

there’ll be times when you go through them all and laugh at the funny ones like him sitting in a boat looking sick, you guys wearing fun hats, or his bad attempt at fishing

he’ll put lots of the best photos in good frames to hang around, it’s his prized possessions and he loves to go over them when people come over

after taking so many pictures he’ll probably be good at taking random ones too, if this was a modern au he’d send you a photo of some dog and say “look” lol

AETHER ♡

quality time

please he just wants to share the cool things he’s found on his travels with someone

he has lots to talk about and nobody to share them with, people always dump their problems on him

not saying he’ll dump it on you though! He just wants to share his thoughts and ideas with someone :,)

Imagine him rambling off about interesting theories he has on the others while he leads you to a neat swimming hole he found earlier

“anyways yeah that’s what I think. Sorry was that too much? Haha It feels so nice to talk to someone like this”

he’d grab flowers in between statements to give to you on the way

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art by gege akutami (ch. 23 & 24)

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babysitters :D

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Go take a million listen to his character song SERIOUSLY im trying to focus on my class AAAAAAAAAAAA my heart's breaking to pieces since the song was so full of emotions, considering that Satan was the Avatar of Wrath

He feels so much more than wrath the moment MC came to his life😭😭😭😭

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I wonder if you know how they live in Tokyo

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The full size & full length version [8191 x 664] of this is available for download here!

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Boy, his character song really tugged at heartstrings

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teach me about volleyball sometime.

boyfriend suguru upholding his promise to teach a curious mika about volleyball!

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Mechanophilia :

paraphilia involving a sexual attraction to machines such as bicycles, motor vehicles, helicopters, ships, and aeroplanes.

Seriously... i never thought that such word exist

Or even such thing actually happen

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Someone’s always watching over you.

S04E20 vs. CH 274

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for someone who became a cat in mammon's audio drama, he got a song with ballad music!!!!

I'm looking forward!!!!!!!!

time for our catboy to shine💞