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Call me Ishmael the way I put that Moby Dick in your mom

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Just went to write a cover letter so I started googling cover letter. Shit's fucked.

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She vesti my giubba till I kill my wife

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I almost just wrote "enhappify" on my actual resume that I want to send out to future employers. All I want to do is explain how my ability to quality-check print orders at a Staples made customers' orders better, and now I'm having trouble finding a real word that gives the same effect.

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ITS JOBST V MITCHELL DAYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Breaking my Silence.

I know the Jam Mechanics season isn't over yet, but The Great Pacific Garbage Patch is the best song of the season and I will not be taking criticism for this.

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Well, it's that time of the year. Time to change my desktop screensaver to the new hyperfixation.

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Spotify physically can't stop telling me to listen to Fish in a Birdcage, and I get it. My music taste perfectly lines up with their style, but for some reason I just didn't click with their style, until today. I literally just figured out the issue: Spotify couldn't figure out which of their songs I'd like. They kept giving me the same three songs that I didn't vibe with, which completely stopped me from the rest of their discography, which I do vibe with. Moral of the story: screw you Spotify.

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Obstinate Brain (Päter)

An Ongoing List of Music You Are REQUIRED to Listen To:

No Llores Por Mi Argentina (Andrea Bocelli and Nicole Scherzinger)

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I've been made a fool. Also, kind of an L direct.

My predictions for today's Nintendo Direct (6/18/24)

New console info:

No backwards compatibility with Switch (gotta sell remasters somehow)

Partial mobility, but not to the full extent of the Switch

5 launch titles: new 3d Mario, Tears of the Kingdom port, something that shows off the console's gimmick (a la Wii Sports/Nintendoland/Snipperclips), a remaster of an older game (see below), and a beloved indie game to sweeten the deal (maybe Hades 2)

Mii focus

Other info:

New 3d Mario announcement for launch

New TotK Amiibo, specifically Yunobo, Tulin, Riju, and Sidon (please Nintendo, I would give you any amount of money to see this realized... especially Sidon)

Tomodachi Life remaster/full game upgrade for launch (with some sort of 3DS Find Mii-esque minigame)

New TotK DLC information (to release sometime within the first three months)

Kirby and the Forgotten Land port (to be released within the first six months)

Info related to Slay the Princess: The Pristine Cut? (it's coming to Switch, might as well give something)

And, of course, Metroid Prime 4 to release on the new console year 2

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My predictions for today's Nintendo Direct (6/18/24)

New console info:

No backwards compatibility with Switch (gotta sell remasters somehow)

Partial mobility, but not to the full extent of the Switch

5 launch titles: new 3d Mario, Tears of the Kingdom port, something that shows off the console's gimmick (a la Wii Sports/Nintendoland/Snipperclips), a remaster of an older game (see below), and a beloved indie game to sweeten the deal (maybe Hades 2)

Mii focus

Other info:

New 3d Mario announcement for launch

New TotK Amiibo, specifically Yunobo, Tulin, Riju, and Sidon (please Nintendo, I would give you any amount of money to see this realized... especially Sidon)

Tomodachi Life remaster/full game upgrade for launch (with some sort of 3DS Find Mii-esque minigame)

New TotK DLC information (to release sometime within the first three months)

Kirby and the Forgotten Land port (to be released within the first six months)

Info related to Slay the Princess: The Pristine Cut? (it's coming to Switch, might as well give something)

And, of course, Metroid Prime 4 to release on the new console year 2

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I just realized that this college stats class I'm in will probably be the last math class I ever take

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Gossip (Maneskin and Tom Morello)

An Ongoing List of Music You Are REQUIRED to Listen To:

No Llores Por Mi Argentina (Andrea Bocelli and Nicole Scherzinger)

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How Spotify has decided to shuffle my music this morning:

Crucified - Army of Lovers (my initial choice)

I Wanna Be Your Slave - Maneskin (okay, I kinda see the resemblance)

Fallen Down - Toby Fox (nope, nevermind, you lost me)

The World We Knew - Frank Sinatra (now... how? Why? What?)

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APRIL 3RD CONNECTIONS SPOILERS

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Hmm, yes. The benchmark here is made of benchmark.

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Carol Dweck is so giving Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada and I'm all here for it

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I love that when NPR people read audiobooks they still sound like an NPR presenter