sadboringman

[sadboringman]

"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?

[sadboringman]

I'm a simple bitch. i believe the purpose of government should be to improve the lives of its citizens and protect its most vulnerable members. unfortunately i live in a day and age where this gets me labeled an enemy of the state

[sadboringman]

Spiderman but his in DC universe: tweeter interaction

(Is the title make sense? Really random)

( Also refuse to call it X like WTH)

@GothamSpider:

Okay, so like… how long do I have to save this city before I get a free pizza or something? #AskingForAFriend

@Nightwing1#fans:

No way it's real, he wouldn't be this risky right?

@HarveyDentStan:

This gotta be fake, no way this is actually the Spider guy

@GothamSurvivor:

Is this just some dude try to get attention

@Supermancape:

If thi real can we appreciate how this guy is just out here… vibing?

@WonderwmnWife:

Imma need a selfie diva 💜

A minute later, the account posted a photo.

It was a selfie of Spider-Man sitting on top of Wayne Tower, mask on, giving a peace sign.

caption,

"Is this proof enough? Also, shoutout to the sick skyline view."

@HarveyDentStan:

OH MY GOD.

@GothamSurvivor:

Im gonna crashing out if this is AI

@JokerAintFunny:

Bro casually flexed a Wayne Tower rooftop like it’s a Starbucks.

@BarbaraGOfficial:

He's too chill

Meanwhile, in the Batcave…

"Hn."

That was the first sound Batman made when he saw the post.

Nightwing, leaning over his shoulder, was laughing.

"Oh man. He’s got guts."

Tim was already typing. "I’m running a trace—if he’s using a personal device, we can track his location."

Barbara frowned. "But would he really be that careless?"

Jason smirked. "I dunno, seems like the type of guy who’d tweet from a McDonald’s WiFi."

Damian scoffed. "Tt. What an idiot."

Batman remained silent, eyes locked onto the screen. "Trace it."

Tim hit ENTER.

ACCESS DENIED.

A red error message flashed across the Batcomputer.

Tim blinked. "Uh. That’s… weird."

Barbara leaned in. "Did he—encrypt his account?"

Jason laughed. "No way this clown out-hacked us."

Tim frowned, typing again. "Every time I try to run a trace, it redirects the signal. He knew we’d try to track him. And he preemptively locked us out."

Back on the Rooftop…

Peter grinned under his mask, scrolling through Twitter.

"Man," he muttered. "People here are kinda hilarious."

Then he saw a new reply.

@RedJayyyy:

Okay, but can you do a backflip right now? I’m watching.

Peter blinked.

He looked around.

No one.

…Right?

"... Huh."

@GhotamSpider:

Seriously..?

Well this is Gotham, he shouldn't be surprised

@RedJayyyy:

20 bucks

@GhotamSpider:

Bet.

This is so random. Bye. Gonna delete it later.

[sadboringman]

She's tired 💤

[sadboringman]

Cat :)

[sadboringman]

Just a person who makes a Tumblr account. I don't know what should I say about my gender so...

Just turn 22 :)