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So me and my friends do 24/7 BaTIM roleplay at school, inspired by the antics of @asktheinkdemon ‘s characters’ antics... One of them’s Joey - makes a remarkable Joey might I add - another’s Sammy, and I have the pleasure of being Henry. Unfortunately this has resulted in me never getting enough sleep.

this is literally how batim affects me and my friends guys we need help

PS @asktheinkdemon I love your work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Not Safe for Work!

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Hey mods, did you know that glitter was invented in 1934 by a man named Henry? Strange, isn't it? ;)

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OK! This is gonna be fun :D

if you’re autistic/you have adhd reblog and tag your special interest/hyperfixation

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The source of my not having a reputation.

that awesome moment when you finished reading a really good book and you see it at a store then you cunningly smile at it as if you had an affair with it.

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Save this tender mun <3

Ok I know this blog just reopened but something has come to my attention.

@sammy-lawrence ’s mun has been going through some tough times. I do not know The whole story but I do know they have received hate and harassment. They posted an ask of someone telling them to kill them self and that no one cared about them. Well I am making this to show them at least one person cares. I know there are others out there who care so please, spread the love.

If the mun is reading this here is my message to you: I love seeing you on my dash. I have so much fun rping with you and please: Don’t do anything to yourself. We would miss you and we love you. I am talking to you directly. WE CARE. I CARE. All those horrible people harassing you and your blog, they can go to hell because we will never abandon you in your time of need.

I won’t forget you. And if you leave forever, I wish you happiness. And I hope the next time around is better than this time.

Here is proof you are loved. Here is proof you aren’t worthless. Here is a message to my favorite blog ever.

I care. And if that person who sent that is reading this? Shame on you. I would like to say worse, but I’m not stooping to your miserable level.

#LoveForLawrence

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Who Else Thinks This? BASIC GIRLS EDITION

(this post isn’t gonna be Sammy related)

So I recently have noticed that girls are really basic and shallow. Literally every girl I know has no affinity for anything other than make-up, drooling over boys, and bitching about each other. Plus all the lovely new basic, soulless things like Instagram, “satisfying” videos, nails, and ombre-style hair. Not to mention Jake Paul, Logan Paul, Cameron Dallas, and countless other internet “personalities” I hear about at school every day.

Whenever I try to have a deep and meaningful conversation (that’s actually deep and meaningful and not about Sammy. I never talk about Sammy IRL) with someone, they just look at me weird. SO WHAT IF I DON’T OBSESS OVER THE SAME SHALLOW THINGS THAT YOU DO!? You never see me treating you like a piece of gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe because you don’t know/want to know/care about BATIM or Overwatch.

Now, I’m not trying to offend anyone here, because I know the online world is MASSIVELY different to the real world, which I love, because it’s easy to find and talk to people with similar interests as you. But literally all my friends are boys because of this mainstream apocalypse-type thing. It hurts to think that a few months ago I had two friends that loved, understood, and cared about me, but then got sucked into this... shallow mass of basic, plain propaganda, that for some reason, “everyone who’s anyone” is completely consumed by.

I’m not sure if anyone on here has a similar opinion, but if you do, then repost or comment, I guess? I’m so sorry, I just haven’t had the greatest week and I needed to vent (^_^;)

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OML LOVE IT

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I love this style of art!! Keep it up @42-of-t <3

some sammy doodles and a lil boop on the snoot :)

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so

toot doop snoot boop shoop da doop

thats the kind of day im having

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LISTEN UP YALL

scientists are saying we have about three years before all climate change effects are completely irreversible (meaning we are absolutely FUCKED). that’s just to avoid the worst of it (yes, all this shit with the fires and hurricanes is NOT the worst of it). so, i made a quick list of things people can do to start reducing their energy use and in turn, reducing greenhouse gas emissions and what not! -line/hang dry clothing - dryers use so much energy as it is and switching to the actually makes your clothing last so much longer! aka less energy spent on manufacturing and shipping clothing. -eat less meat - when i say this, it’s not specifically for the save the animals idea, but that is a huge bonus! factories that slaughter, process, and package meat use an insane amount of energy (another reason to switch to local as much as possible!!) -use less hot water - wash clothes in cold water, take shorter showers (or cold ones if you can handle that) -switch to reusable grocery bags -efficient light bulbs -carpool, walk, ride a bike, public transit -unplug electronics not in use - don’t leave things charging for too long. unplug your tv when it’s not being used. 40% of an item’s energy use is spent when it’s on standby!! -buy only what you need (look into minimalism guys, it’s real neat and saves money) -recycle -get a reusable water bottle instead of buying cases of plastic bottles - i bought one at walmart for 98 cents and i use it every single day. -plant your own garden or start a community garden! -composting -maintain air in car tires for better gas mileage -drive instead of taking airplanes -buy used items if they’re in good condition - why spend $20 on a shirt that you can find at goodwill for $1? same goes for books, CDs, and pretty much anything! save money AND cut down on energy use! -yall know that saying “reduce, reuse, recycle” -most importantly: TALK TO PEOPLE ABOUT THIS ISSUE - i mean your friends, your family, your local government, everyone!! these are all small things and it’s just a start but if we can get everyone in on habits like these, we could reduce the population’s carbon footprint by SO MUCH! we don’t wanna end up like that movie wall-e guys. this is serious!!

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Ahh, the 20s ^^ A golden age, I must say xx

Tatler, London, England, August 24, 1927

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So this happened to me recently and I thought it would fit?

Joey and Sammy are at a jazz performance at a bar.

The band starts up and is soon in full swing.

Joey: *leans over to Sammy* This is the kind of music I expect from you

Sammy: 0-0o *All Star by Smash Mouth starts playing in the back of Sammy's mind*

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i want boris to doot to the moon

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So when I was a child, I had gotten into the Divisions level in an athletics carnival type thing. The morning of what I thought was the event, I turned up at school an hour early, as I had been told to do. Before I reached the school gate, a teacher came out of the front office and informed me that the event was to take place the following day. I was stuck at my school, in my athletics gear, for the whole hour before lessons started.

- Sammy Lawrence

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Joey: (about Bendy, Boris, and Alice) I think they've had a great year! I feel like a proud mama hen whose baby chicks have learned to fly!

Wally: Interesting analogy, Mr. Drew. Chickens are famously bad at flying.

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Sammy: When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.

Wally: That's a genius move.

Sammy: Thanks.

Wally: You're welcome, Stanley.