savannah-quotes
QUIT QUOTING ME ON THAT WRETCHED BLOG
"Thank you for keeping track of the things I say, because otherwise I would not remember." || "I say such iconic things, and you guys tune me out." -savannah after saying she wanted severus snape to tittyfuck her with his micropenis
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i want to force a bald eagle to smoke cigarettes until it dies
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Next time you want to say "I'm sorry," say "fuck you." That's kind of my policy.
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Can I think about how Africa is in the shape of an elephant's head, and drunk?
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It's better to try and fail... than fuck up and succeed.
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I know your brain is wrinkled, not smooth. I know your brain has the surface area of a high-density sponge.
#🤓#hank green#gale of waterdeep#gale dekarios#mansplaining#manspreading#male manipulator#drug addict#addict recovery#happy ending#good story#good show#good character arc#good soup#manipulate#ian
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We should lie to people to get ahead.
#waterparks#awsten knight#gotham#nygmobblepot#wikifeet men#reddit#second phone#pancake house#the original pancake house#kansas#dorothy#polyamory#throuple#traid#closed triad#grain#grian#triad#unicorn hunter#unicorn gun#epic rainbow esplosion
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the neverending quest random unfunny 20 follower tumblr users have to become the next slimetony or whatever has once again resulted in people saying weird gross shit that makes no sense and if you tried it in real life would at best get an awkward pity laugh whilst your company mentally noted not to invite you to outings again
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Can we kindate? I'm Y/N.
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If they're above 13, they're fair game.
TO FIGHT
#yugioh arc v#volo#bad dragon#echo#graceling#star wars#star wars: legend of zelda#kagamine len#sora shiunin#nagisa shiota#ash ketchum#midoriya izuku#Shouta Magatsuchi#bait boys#fishing#fish and wildlife#shisha#fishing license#morty smith#rabies vaccine#shigeo kageyama#luigi#kageyama: love is war#kaguya sama#happy tree friends#planet zoo#ER GE#EDIT nov 29: this was drafted on january 13th and only discovered today
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Oh my god--they should cover themselves in slip, be encased, entomb, and become a relic...
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I like to beat my beat; I don't like to beat beated my get beat my beat get my beat beated.
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SUPER SAVANNAR BANANAR BLAST
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they should invent a way for tablet pens to scream in fear so you can find them easily when they get lost .
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Old horny rots fast.
#roleplay#starbound#starbound valley#nick#gogogo#nick robinson#bugsnax#robinhood#gramble gigglefunny#filbo fiddlepie#wambus troubleham#triffany lottablog#bug snack#cromdo face#chandlo funkbun#snorpy fizzlebean#floofty fizzlebean#beffica winklesnoot#eggabell batternugget#lizbert megafig#elizabert megafig#shelda woolbag#wiggle wigglebottom#breathe carolina#breathe electric#savannah
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I built a penis empire; on each ball, a new tower;
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