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Hey gang it's cold as balls so mini request update

still doing process of "if you tip it comes faster" (essentially commission writing) but with a bit more info behind it

So for reference, the Tumblr character limit is 4096. Aprox this to 4000 for me. 1000 characters is about 140 to 250 words. With this, for a drabble/one shot, the pricing will be something like this:

$3/1000 characters (250 words)

$5/2000 (500 words)

$7/3000 (750 words)

$10/4000 (1000 words)

I will write that as a WORD BASIS, but character limit is..my best basis tbh.

You can also do multi-post drabble/one shots, which is $10/post

A head Canon count is $5-7

Want a short story? We can talk, but basis on that is depending on chapters, content, etc.

For payment on these, I'll use cashapp ($mxtchstixx). You can discuss here and pay there, or send there w the note as the request!

The reason for this is due to being homeless still, the winter cold is getting worse and heat, food, etc is scarce. This is not an obligation, requests thru ask box are still happily taken! Just a way to support (which is greatly appreciated).

I love u funky friends and I hope 2024 is good to u! Send requests Owo they open

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We tryin homie, a lot of us handle a blog like a three year old who just got fork privilege

Interact w us we jus playing w these funky noodles like an airplane in our heads w out asks to write 👤

We need more modern day creepypastas. 2024 creepypasta writers rise up, the fandom is starving. Feed us, woof woof bark bark/pos

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Hello u guys shld keep me busy as u work thru blog stuff

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I really think sleeping is less of my thing by the day. In retaliation I'm staying up until new years

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I hope youre doing okay!! Less a request and more a general question, but what do u think the different creeps fave passtimes are?

(Also since its on your pinned, blazing is someone paying to boost your posts to a bigger audience. Unfortunately, the money goes to tumblr and not you, but it does boost views)

Okay guys, new rule: the only time you can blaze my posts is at 4:20

Anyway, here's some of the pastimes I think some of the noodles would have

Slender likes to play cards. Low key begs others to play

Jeff likes making weapons as well as sharpening blades, but this is something that has carried over from youth

Ben I think would like to mix drinks. It's a hidden talent, but he really likes to make especially coffees and alcoholic mixes. Also cosplays- scratch to finish

I see Liu with an interest in archery. And sully with an interest in arson- and learning languages

Jane is keen on fashion, and as such likes to design clothing. The alternative that comes with that is drawing. She likes making little comics :D

EJ likes to write, by hand at that. Has certainly been getting into bullet journaling - which is tragic with his chicken scratch

Besides painting, Helen likes to research. Not even a genre, just like.. "hm, I wonder-" and spends 18 hours online

Nina makes friendship bracelets faster than anyone else. Also finger crochets

Brian likes making finger puppets. Also musical theatre kid asf. Puts on renditions of musicals w the puppets and sings every part

Tim strikes me as a collector of sorts. Stamps, coins, butterflies. Keeps a scrapbook for each, but hides it all

Toby is a bar game man. Period.

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Not sure if w the revamp I'll do the char full breakdowns here but maybe fact sheets? Let @spookscarypastanoodle be the more in depth blog

A lot of rn is me researching origins more to touch up + notes and then doing requests after bc I only have 2 uwu but the in depth posts will b on other blog

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I FIXED IT GUYS IM GENIUS

the highlight of my life rn is learning my dad was almost dishonorably discharged and for Christmas this year my family's giving me the gift of literally ignoring my existence

tbf this is peak comedy for me

I think I broke my propane stove while typing this post help guys I'm not responsible and it's COLD

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the highlight of my life rn is learning my dad was almost dishonorably discharged and for Christmas this year my family's giving me the gift of literally ignoring my existence

tbf this is peak comedy for me

I think I broke my propane stove while typing this post help guys I'm not responsible and it's COLD

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also anyone w a creepypasta server or hell discord dm me I have a new dic cord and need frens

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does show top posts mean u guys see my top posts

girl I been off Tumblr so long

SCROLLY help pls

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I'm also sitting next to my fiance mad at them so all I'm going to call them today is cat dad as punishment

MUHAHAHAHAHA MUGAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAGAHAHAHHAHAHhahahHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAMUHAHAHAHAHAHFHSBSHSHHWBSHSHGDBRHUFBHJDBFHFJTJTB

marry me? 💍💍🙈🙈🙈

I'm engaged bro my fiance is 6 feet 2 inches of refusal to admit they a cat dad lol

like cmon man that's cat dad core

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MUHAHAHAHAHA MUGAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAGAHAHAHHAHAHhahahHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAMUHAHAHAHAHAHFHSBSHSHHWBSHSHGDBRHUFBHJDBFHFJTJTB

marry me? 💍💍🙈🙈🙈

I'm engaged bro my fiance is 6 feet 2 inches of refusal to admit they a cat dad lol

like cmon man that's cat dad core

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Hello friends send requests

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Oh MAN that’s a lot to go through. No wonder you disappeared! I hope things get better for you from here.

Bruh some of it was Ohio. Like ... Ohio core some shi dude

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as of 12/02

• 18:50 (6:50 est) blazing and tipping is set up! You can now tip or..blaze my posts! (Idk what blaze is)

• with this, here is an unofficially official notice requests are open, but if you wish a request to finish sooner, it will be bumped to priority if you tip, blaze(?), or cashapp something! as of recent ive been homeless since may, and my fiance and I have been trying to feed us and our cat. As such, this is why this option is open and GREATLY APPRECIATED BUT NOT EXPECTED! we appreciate you greatly!

• I will also open up drawing requests,but as of the time they will be TRADITIONAL, done on BLANK PAPER and CAN HAVE COLOR (if requested). I can send them to you as well if wished! prices vary

• later more official posts will be made but for now thanks!

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Hey so I'm thinking of pos opening requests w addition of turning on tipping and having a system where tips finish first and then request, would y'all be interested?

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Y/N: Someone has been saying we’re a couple.

Jeff: I wish.

Y/N: What??

Jeff: Uh— I said “that bitch”.