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Piper: i heard a rumor!

Leo, on top of jason: what, that we're gay for each other?

Leo: see, i'm straight, but if there was a man i'd marry, it's be jason.

Piper: and how do you feel about that, jason?

Jason: like it's not helping with the rumors.

Piper: i think the kiss you shared on my birthday isnt helping the rumors.

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Update: I'm losing my fucking mind

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Nico, in a conversation with leo and percy: Being gay isn't a choice. It's a game and I'm winning.

Meanwhile...

Will, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVERS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.

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I love when people agree with me, like y'all put this chaotic mentally unstable gay in a room with another chaotic mentally unstable bisexual and think that they will be mature adults with nico just making side comments??? HELL NO

Will, trying to make conversation with Nico during the three days in med:

Will: The Ocean is a soup.

Nico:

Nico: Do elaborate.

Will: What are needed for something to be a soup?

Nico: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.

Will: *Tilts head*

Nico: The Ocean is a Soup.

Will: The Ocean is a Soup.

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Will, trying to make conversation with Nico during the three days in med:

Will: The Ocean is a soup.

Nico:

Nico: Do elaborate.

Will: What are needed for something to be a soup?

Nico: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.

Will: *Tilts head*

Nico: The Ocean is a Soup.

Will: The Ocean is a Soup.

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I TRIED TO EDIT BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS AND I FUCKED UP

DO YOU THINK ANYONE WILL NOTICE THAT THE VOCALS ARE NOT AS THEY SHOULD BE

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Will, completely sleep deprived: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?

Will: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.

Will: I also want to softhack his circuits.

Nico: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

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Will, trying to convince himself and Nico that he doesn't want to celebrate Valentine's day: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Nico: I wrote you a poem.

Will, already crying: You did?

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Nico: Let’s not Will this into a worse situation than it already is.

Will: Did you just use my name as a verb?

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Solangeo roasting eachother:

Will: If looking good was a crime, you’d be a law abiding citizen.

Nico: ...fuck you, Solace.

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Nico: What do you want to be for Halloween?

Will: Yours.

Nico:

Nico: …yeah, that would be pretty scary.

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Will, turning to Nico: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.

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Will: Now, if I may speak for good-looking people everywhere...

Nico: Only as their rodeo clown.

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Will: In loving memory of Nico

Will: He's not dead, i just love remembering him

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Will; What is the one thing I told you not to do?

Nico: Raise the dead.

Will: And what did you do?

Nico: I made dinner.

Will:

Nico:

Will:

Nico: And raised the dead.

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Will: When I first got my autism diagnosis, my first thought was “woah… it’s canon” and I think that maybe thoughts like that is why Nico made me get tested.

(is this just because I'm autistic and see myself in Will? Maybe. Does it matter? No.)

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Will: *aggressively throws pencil at Nico*

Nico, deadpan: Oh no. I’ve been stabbed. I’ve been impaled.

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Annabeth: Percy told me that brown is just navy orange, and I have never been more disappointed with something I agree with.

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YOU

ME???

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I'm framing this

If we got to see in depth, the repercussions of any of the demigods in pjo i think it'd be interesting to see Will's.

Will, who heals people, absorbing their pain, their wounds eating away at him, literally.

He can calm people down but at the same time, takes in their anxiety, causing him to go into panic attacks at random and develop anxiety himself.

His vein's turning dark as he's overworked by healing, his body growing weaker and weaker until his skin turns an ashy gray.

His body, littered with scars from the moments in battle where he cannot heal them and must bear the reminder of them forever.

He can heal wounds but not scars, he's terrified when he finds out at 12 years old, when he's healed an Aphrodite kid and they get upset with him because there's a deep scar left over on their skin, he's terrified at the reminder that, although he is half god, at his core he is human.