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If I was drunk and stumbled upon this in the basement, I would think it was their murder wall. Photos of victims past.

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I don't want to make ““doctor’s appointments””and ““schedule a follow up.”” I want to be coaxed gently into a crate and taken to the vet.

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This foxy wolfe creature looks cooooool

But it's legs makes me think of the wheelers in return to oz

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Oh my goodness. What is wrong with me?!

I just cried during a Bob's Burgers episode! Cartoons shouldn't be that sweet, but they should.

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Whale Sharks. They're not whales, and they're not sharks. They are, in fact, GIANT SPOTTY FISH!

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

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Want to learn something new in 2022??

Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)

40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)

Excellent basic crochet video series

Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)

Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)

How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)

Another drawing character faces video

Literally my favorite art pose hack

Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??

Introduction to flying small aircrafts

French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding

Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)

Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)

Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)

Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:

Calculus 1 (full semester class)

Learn basic statistics (free textbook)

Introduction to college physics (free textbook)

Introduction to accounting (free textbook)

Learn a language:

Ancient Greek

Latin

Spanish

German

Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)

French

Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)

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The tree guardian

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Doctor: "what kind of contraception do you use?"

Suzi: "Is the undercut and doc martens not enough?"

This is going to be my new favourite question to asked queer women.

What's your contraception? Mine is bow ties and blazers :)

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*tsk* Gotta hate it when you chip a nail.

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C.L. Carter, The Big Cone, South San Fernando Road, Glendale, California, 1934

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bert and ernie go to ikea

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Gosh, some people can't read me at all. Or is it masking that's covering things.

Just had a video call with my line manager. She told me a looked "super relaxed and chilled" which is interesting because I'm actually feeling super exhausted and stresed.

Oh well

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Babe Hogwarts isn't real....trans people are